Oline and DLine are some of the greatest and most astounding athletes ever.

Covid said

My vein is ready!

I need Pombon’s final evo to look like a fucking Thundercat damnit

Detroiters do not rock with bitchmade ppl.

Exactly why I’m glad I didn’t get rid of mine. Something told me it had a chance of not lasting long sigh

Oh he put on a fucking SHOW.

Talk about a Hail fucking Mary

10 is the number for completion. Do with that what you will.

A wild way to get it going. But it was really the tip of the iceberg of what was to come

ONE LAST RIDE!!!!

Curren$y: I am smoking blunts in a Bentley Larry June: my diet is rich in fiber. Technically the Bentley could be a tax write-off

If you gon do it, nigga do it right.

OH FUCK YES!!!!

These cheating sons of bitches

I’ll just say that studying last Saturday was real easy when ya muse sitting right next to you. Ok bye ✌🏽

Just when I think I’m out they pull me right the fuck back in 😭😭😭 #GodofWar

Me whenever I see mathematical arguments on social media

A good elbow strike always get the party shaking

Told my Chicago Uber driver I’m from Detroit and he hit me with a “DEEETROIIIIT BASKETBALL”

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING THE FUCK ON!?

I know his insurance hates him because he can’t drive for shit. That premium high as all the hell.

Costco’s attorneys rn

6-3!? Oh the muthafuckers flipped on they boy 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOO

My homegirls be in them public records the stories I’ve heard whew

ok had to draw this too

ALL SEASON!!

Whooped they asses by 84 points 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Ethical Hoops as hell

The Pistons beat the Knicks by double digits for the third time this season, completing the season sweep 🔥 Is Detroit a lock to come out of the East this year?

FINAL: Pistons 126, Knicks 111. Completed the season sweep at MSG without Duren and Stewart. MVP performance by Cunningham: 42 points, 13 assists, 8 rebounds, 2 blocks, 50% overall shooting

42 and 13 Dimes to spare!

GET THE BROOM WE SWEEPING SHIT UP IN MSG!

MSG is as quiet as a hooker in church

I’m becoming important at work and I’m loving it. Smoking these new responsibilities like some brisket

I KNOW YOU FUCKING LYING TO ME! This RAM shortage gotta come to an end sheesh.

This Black History Moment brought to you by Grandmothers™. Grandmothers™ "y'all gon' miss me when I'm dead!" And do.

AINT NO BODY TOLD ME NOTHIN!

Marathon looks right up my alley. That Beta will definitely be seeing me damnit

Folks gone die that ain’t ever died before

When I tell you my jaw dropped when I saw this yesterday. Like fam SILLY FUCKING BUSINESS!!

Hearing my soul has been anchored in the lord and getting a right cross out yo shoes >>> 😂