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They genetically engineer the food with less nutrients and then sell the nutrients back to you at a premium!!!

This man really thought he was going to come sit in the extra legroom seating beside us and didn’t pay the extra fee. Lmaoo Flight attendant told him no quickly.

I've seen more sunrises alone than with anyone else. I am not afraid to be dolo.

Happy Father’s Day guys

I really hate being lied to

They also don’t play about their football lmao They’ve been screaming in the streets nonstop.

I’m actually loving Curacao. Everyone’s so nice here, I’m not ready to leave yet lmao

Us waiting until 9pm to get some sopi marisco is crazy lmao

Gotta let some people deal with the pain of losing you instead of hurting ya self holding onto them.

Once I start doing PEMDAS your ass is outta here.

I got to the movies alone. I go to restaurants alone. I go on trips alone. I even go to concerts alone. I promise you it can be a fun experience, and I get tired of waiting for people to experience things. Being dolo is so much fun.

Some people don’t want to heal because being broken has become the easiest way for them to get attention.

I’ll make you surrender to my loving baby.

happy juneteenth to the descendants of those enslaved in galveston. this is YOUR day. thanks for allowing others to share in it.

This show the Polygamist is nuts. They’d have me on First 48 from the damage I’d do.

This has me hollering.

Happy Juneteenth 🙂‍↕️

It’s 12:41 and I’m on my second drink of whatever these drinks are.

Today I learned that Blue Curacao is a knock off liquor. Lol

I’m coming back to Curacao for sure.

I can love a person and never speak to them again if need be

You aren’t owed sex.

That man will forever be obsessed with her. 😭

may you die an agonizing death before you think to play in my face.

The millennial urge to post vague song lyrics as my status.

Becoming yourself is messy.

Total:

Literally would have a headache.

🩵💙

This country loves snapper and so do I.

Likka time.

These people keep speaking to me in their native language lmfao I am NOT from here.

In Curaçao sailing the water.

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

*person who does a thing for a living talks about that thing often* people: damn is that your whole personality *person who does a thing for a living never brings that thing into their social spaces* people: damn we know nothing about you, you're so secretive

I’m definitely unfollowing for dumb shit on this app.

Do Not Disturb. 🙂‍↕️

Part of maturing was realizing I’m not “too” anything, I was just around the wrong people.

Eve. Let Me Blow Ya Mind. NPR Tiny Desk. imagine if an artist today released a track this good

Easily.

“Stop being afraid to lose people who bring nothing to your life but stress and anxiety.”

About to board my flight and I’m thirsty. 🫩

It’s actually funny seeing people that hate your guts in public because they usually don’t have the same energy as they did before lmfaooo

Seeing what y’all have turned this separate household topic into is interesting. If it don’t work for you that’s okay. It works and has worked for others and that is also okay. The sun is still out, go for a walk

I love you, but I don’t need to be on top of you 24/7. I don’t need separate houses. but give us separate closets, enough bathroom space to coexist peacefully, and a room for each of us to disappear into when we’re doing our own thing (man cave/she shed).

And I hate it for them because I take it right with me when I go.