Hey, why is Gunna charging $75 for his 5k?

Eat a bag of dicks, Kim Davis.

It’s a shame that this surprises me.

46° outside and I have windows open. I’ve been waiting for this.

I used to rap Love is Blind like it was personal!

I’m so healthy 🤭

This up there with “fucking the text man for texts” and

I actually don’t follow politics, don’t know her.

I don’t wanna cut my hair, but I have to start getting styles more often because the feeling of it touching my face and ears 😖

I feel amazing. My new morning routine includes time for me to just BE, and also time for me to read. I love starting my days focused on only my needs/wants.

putting chuck schumer where he belongs: thread

I don't use social media.

I’ve tried Cava twice and I must be ordering the wrong thing cause it does not hit for me

As much as my pride hates to do this...I don't have $4500 to cough up after paying property taxes this year...most urgently, I need a new furnace this winter. I'll only post this once. gofund.me/0cf8241cb

😭

Sorry for ghosting you...I was just at war with my own inner-monologue & didn't have the capacity for outside niceties & dialogue 🫶🏽

if they were going to cave anyway they should’ve done it a week ago to spare SNAP recipients the agony.

I don't think it's cowardice. I think that they are OK with what the GOP is doing. The sooner folks reconcile with this, the better.

The NFL really turns me off and I don’t think I’ll ever be able to reverse it.

Government is shut down. Chaos in airports. 42 million going hungry. 24 million face skyrocketing healthcare costs. Economy in turmoil. And the president of the United States is in the Fox broadcast booth calling plays for a football game.

At the point in the semester when ima take a day or two to complete all of the remaining assignments so I can spend the last few weeks studying for finals.

It’s so ironic that they’re trying to rewrite the racist history of things while being racist

I see the Texans did their big one while I was on my run!

5-mile run complete. The wind was a bitch. At one point, I wanted to cry. The furthest I’ve ever run, and further than I thought I was capable of running.

🤓

Part of the Black conservative grift is getting the rest of Black people to talk shit about them in order to raise their profile amongst other conservatives. Any amount of engagement—negative or positive—is a boon for them. I try not to be party to it.

“Stick to the plan, not your mood” over and over until I convince myself.

Oh, I still complain. But I ain't about to be a weak bitch. Let's goooo!!

I slept 9.5 hours last night. Needed that!

Can we watch it back when we fuck, on the tv?

I have to run 5 miles later and there will be 30mph wind gusts 😭

But I’m not running 5 miles on a treadmill, I can barely do 2 without dying of boredom. I’d rather fight the wind.

Being able to see the ‘currently typing’ dots in a group chat is one of my favorite things about iOS 26.

I love when the trees change color.

What a beautiful day it is!

😤

I went in my closet to pick out clothes for the day and realized I hate the light bulb in there, went downstairs to get a ladder and a diff bulb, made it to the garage for the ladder & remembered I needed to break down some boxes. Currently breaking down boxes, no fit selected, no bulbs changed.

First link?! That’s equivalent to a stranger asking to move in. I do not know you

Palm trees, beach views, ordinary day.

Muthafuck the big three, nigga, it's just big me.

What in the hell…what kind of spell do you have me under?

Nothing about this reads as genuine curiosity. Use Google.

🗣️ Ignore the haters

I love everyone and everything so much more today ☺️☺️

Parallel play >

I have no idea why I left KenTheMan off this skeet. But I mean, the women of this city 🤌🏾

A kid in the neighborhood is doing a fundraiser for unhoused people. She’s in the 1st grade, and made it clear this was her idea. Love to see it

The cold weather returns tomorrow night, 40° Monday morning 😊