Intermission over. Byeeee going to have more fun lol

Never comment on someone's weight *gains and losses* none of your business.

Lmao ok so last night, I snuggled up to my husband in the middle of our sleep and said “mm you smell good”. He replied “oh, I’m sorry”… Know he was sleeping good af cause huh?😂 what did you hear?

In my comfort show era, so I can’t start a new show until I’m absolutely tired of watching my comfort show.

If you’d like a makeup consultation, I can definitely assist with the questions you may have so you can build your “every day” look for $50. Inquire in my DMs 🥰

Went to go play at Lowe’s today. Why are there AI settings on washing machines?

Up eating key lime pie. What y’all doing?

Yall can wrap these fireworks up fr. Ain’t that much patriotism damn

I need crab legs

Ever got some ____ so good, it restored your faith in humanity?

Move With Nicole.

Beginner Pilates at home today with no equipment was very effective.

The Lord done told these mfs 5 different ways to stay INSIDE today. They not listening. Natural selection.

I ain’t gone trip…cause the way our ancestors work…them folks might not be safe fr😂

Fuck they in our museum for??

The gumbo was ass tho

Wooooh boy these folks from Louisiana came down here and fried tf outta this fish!

Just came here to see if it happened yet…. 👀

Nvm yall finna start arguing for no reason again. Some party poopers bye.

Right. Maybe she’ll release ALL of em so we can stop doing that😂

Because people hate women lol

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Any Beyoncé fans awake? I wanna know your thoughts on the reasoning for this random release.

We know the song super old but…. Maybe she finally released it on streaming services because of the Purple Rain line… so the rock album gotta be coming.

Avant made a part 2 to the song. Imma go with that cause you know how irritated a mf gotta make you for you to make TWO songs about leaving them?

We cannot fight systems that harm Black children while defending harm inside our own homes. Stop hitting Black children.

That trend going around of the grown ass individuals trying to read the words on the card…. I’m finna report all of them. Idk who I’m reporting to, but something gotta be done cause wtf ..

Menstrual: I can’t take this world Follicular: I can take on the world Ovulation: I can down some BW’s son Luteal: I can stab some BW’s son.

“Girl you better stop interrupting my prayers before God direct me to whoop yo ass.”

I’m screamingggg there’s a new show on Prime called Elle from the world of Legally Blonde😭😭😭

She married Jesse James, who is proud of "being related to" the original Jesse James (a murderous racist). Said husband also had pro-Nazi memorabilia in the very shop they met in. When the scandal broke, she adopted a black child (she now has 2) She also did the Blind Side.

People can’t read tones. That also irritates me.

Yall know Tyler love a wig!

SpongeBob was at home with rollers in his hair in his good robe holding the baby and ironing clothes and Patrick big fat fonky sloppy built ass was in them streets fucking around!

I gotta turn off Freek-a-leek whenever Petey start that non coochie eatin nonsense Can't have that type of energy in my household

You tell meee

The schools are open. Pick one, and enroll.

I act like I’m okay, but deep down…………… The fact that functioning adults can’t read or spell irritates me.

wow I look good af rn

Ion trust Mya.

I washed my hair yay okay whatever … WHO’S GONNA STYLE IT….

🤨… Now, I know damn well I muted that account…

I need to grow up and stop fighting my sleep at night like a damn child.

Or maybe it was a growl. Idk.

Saw those pics of Meg and sighed.

Can I still be bi?

This gif so damn funny to me.

Idk why yall paying Ray J any attention.