Happy 510 Day in the East Bay 💙💛💚

Michael Jackson was a dancing muhfucka... what a time to be alive

Fenty's Skin's guava lip oil is summer fling approved✨️

Sometimes I wonder, does Meowcolm know when Im high? 🤔

There was so much drama on Threads today 😆 I had planned to delete the app this morning, but the algorithm said, "Bish please. Sit your nosey ass down 😈". So I sat my nosey ass down.

Ruthillea wrote this the other day and hit square on the head why I dont care about giving people the benefit of the doubt anymore: "I don’t need to prove whether he’s wrong, I just ask myself if this feels good to me, and [if] it doesn’t..."

😂😂😂 A man who loves an espresso martini >>>

Fun Fact: Oaklands Children's Fairytale Land (1950) is the predecessor of Disneyland (1955). I LOVED this place as a kid🥰🥰

Wow, Willow. I'm impressed. music.apple.com/us/album/ear...

On my walk yesterday, I noticed Fairyland changed their sign in honor of Alysa Liu. Of all the Oakland acknowledgements, this is the sweetest

I loved everything about this movie except this. Didn't make a lick a sense to cast her.

Love this so much 🥰

Dear God, take these 20 lbs and give them to my enemies.

Good for them! Folic acid is close to a miracle vitamin for people who live in areas where it’s not naturally present in the soil or water, it has the capacity to help neural tubes close thus preventing really serious conditions like anencephaly & spina bifida-

Everybody conveniently forgetting that Left Eye was a Dr. Sebi-ian is so funny to me

We gotta get @bperry149.blacksky.app some help 😮‍💨

7.5 🎶

So Vanessa just gon be fine until the end of time, huh?

Voice

Ion wanna pay for Congress's lunch anymore, either. Everybody needs to bring a bag lunch from home.

Isn't Sysco the reason most food quality is in the pits now? I cook damn near everyday now because of it.

The president is a rapist pedophile

One of my gym crushes shaved his beard all the way off so now he's no longer one of my gym crushes. Me and my homegirl are not pleased about this new development

Anderson .Paak and D'Angelo

Cant say for sure but probably Fred Hammond.

Its one thing to be funky in the gym. It's another to render an entire chest & shoulder section of the gym inhabitable 🤢

I wasnt paying attention to whatever was happening in TX politics, but I just listened to James Talarico's episode on Ezra Klein, and I see why he won against Crockett 😬

The only reason I'd date an older man is because they go to sleep early so I can cheat

My favorite scene! Flash vs JT

Happy 35th Anniversary to "The Five Heartbeats" 🎉🎉🎉

Alex Isley is such a cutie pie. With a very pretty voice. Watching her tinydesk now.

The Artist / Their Best Album (In My Opinion; Quote if your Disagree)

rozonda is really on the internet telling slickback, ampro-gelled baby hair ass lies.

Ive been thinking about names for future cats, but I havent been anle to come up with anything as unique as Meowcolm. I might just get a black one and dark gray one together and name then Smoke and Stack.

Meowcolm X lightly snores every now and then and it's so cute 😻 my baby getting that good sleep

"Regret" went gold in my Altima, but I kinda wish LeToya performed "Feeling" down at the Verzuz music.apple.com/us/album/fee...

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Robert Townsend posted on socials that today is the 35th anniversary of The Five Heartbeats. I remember being upset my mom wouldnt take me to the movies to see it because it was rated R. She went on a date to see it. I pouted about that until she bought it on VHS and I watched it damn near every day

I dont know how I forgot about this song because whew 🔥 open.spotify.com/track/2HWelw...

lemme gon' look thru these quotes

Auntie finally figured out that I could watch the verzuz on YouTube👵🏽

That's the first thing that came to mind. Something like that would never pop up in my IG feed because of my algorithm. She is 🚮

she got that "this is going to ruin the tour" text

When the Michelle Obama situation first crossed my TL weeks ago (bc I think it was at least a week ago) I went to her page to confirm. Them calls must have took a minute bc I coulda sworn it was up for like 3-4 days. I feel like that agent text came like "FIX IT NOW" once those donations came out

This has come to be one of the best parts of my life