😯😯😯 Now we talkin'.

Happy Caesar Salad Day!! About to make some from scratch!

Still serving!

The data is still rough, I'll have to run it again, but by my calculations.... yes. Yes, it looks like white ppl stopped naming ppl Frank right around the time they started using the word "cowabunga".

I’ll make you a deal, Zac. I’ll stop complaining about what you and your friends did in 2016, the very second what you and your friends did in 2016 stops affecting me. Sound good?

ME?!

The Bliss.

I think about how Orange is known for holding grudges but never talks about the handful of guys that allegedly attempted to kill him.

i'm stealing this from a friend but it's kinda funny how the biggest outcome from Charlie Kirk's murder is a bunch of edgy libs getting massive settlement payouts after getting fired for making fun of him

Shiiiiiid... muhfuckas might play outside w/ the water hose tomorrow. Im muhfuckas.

I think I'll book a massage. Not Massage Envy, tho. If I wanted to be my back wailed on by a teenager, I'd purchase the last small Lululemon yoga pants in the store and attempt to turn and walk away.

I always wonder when someone's super duper positive all the time if they're really ok. B/c I live here, too, aaaaand.

X to me now is essentially watching boys play the game.

They reeling. They like, "I miss them but why???" Feedback. REAL feedback, not just memes. Opinions. Seasoned ones.

Writers come Bluesky to post a link to their pieces about how Bluesky is the worst b/c nobody will read a full article on X 😆

Events really couldn't be going any worse.

new metaphor just dropped

Why and when did YouTube remove the dislike button?

Krumpin' is just praise dancing in a fitted cap and Timbs.

Im so mystified by ppl who wake up hours before work. Yo ass owning the day.

There are so many things Im interested in. Learning at your own pace is so fun.

I be pack like a week ahead of time. And in the week Im waiting, I take that time to get serious about what I actually need based on what Im honestly gonna do.

Would love some smoked salmon on a everything bagel right now.

Im thinking maybe Earth thinks we're all dead already b/c she no longer feels a connection to us and all these natural events is her cleaning up for the next batch of guests.

Im kind, but I am not nice.

First, I couldn't watch this. Now I cant stop. youtu.be/b5unUACxHJ8?...

Lmaooooooo

Just look at the amount of $$$ the 🍊💩 has made while in office. All the while the American people are struggling.

Hear me out..... Of course she can't dress like that anymore.

😆 I was locked in. I was like, "Oh yeah? You threw'd up? One time at Lakeside??"

One time at lakeside, the teenager working the tiltawhirl went to go smoke or whatever and left it running for like 10 straight minutes. Almost everyone (including me and my lady at the time) puked immediately once they came and turned it off. People were screaming. Crying. Throwing up. ❤️ Lakeside

The camera can hardly keep up w/ cuz.

The old version of my momma is sucha pleasure to be around. 🥰

Who will use their body to shield my kale from the conditions??? 😫

🤣

More of the same?

Lmaooo

Started my day w/ Urban Philosophy. youtu.be/k84OHJn-JEw?...

I dont think its any coincidence that I decided I like somebody and THEN find out they like dinosaurs too.

😆😆😆😆

Disappointing.

Oh! They saying a Russian recruit has a 3 week lifespan from the time they snatch him off the street to the time they see the front line. 30 minutes of that time being how long they last in the field.

I cant get through "American Sniper" to save my life. This is usually my kinda shit.

One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, “I’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.”

I love watching a restaurant crew clean the kitchen after service speed up 2X.

I have no female relatives who couldn't fold this twerp into some carry on luggage

Some people are putting it all on the line.