If its one thing I miss!!! It's the speed at which one can receive world news over there.

How long has Twitter had that news? She probably resigned a year ago and Im just now receiving word over here.

BRUH EXCUSE ME?!? share.google/kUilwKOaqNvE...

Im looking at everybody on here crazy until I find my lighter. One of yall sad for stealing my shit.

You know what, they're giving my co-worker the run around about one of the kids she fosters and it seems deliberate to me. Hasn't been paid in 3 mths b/c the case worker(?) is doing shit like spelling her street name wrong, coding the living arrangement wrong, etc. They got that girl stressed out.

Im gonna to see Munk in DC in December if anybody was waiting on the opportunity to fight or kith me 🫣

Somebody planted some drugs, Im gonna get to the bottom of this.

I was about to shame myself but I actually DIDN'T start too late. We got those random frosty days after I planted and everything's still tryna bounce back from that. So HMPH!

Oh boy

😬 I would like to cancel tonight. Sometimes you just know, this is not the guy whose blackheads Im gonna squeeze until the end of time.

I feel like more ppl have dandruff than ever before.

Thats what I was saying, the "future" they're selling is so desperate. It can only get more manipulative.

No one ever had to yell “adapt or die” to get me to use any other bit of technology in my life.

At first I thought my cat has been doing a cute little gallop to show she's physically fit, but I actually think she's been stomping at me this whole time.

FOX News: Trump takes power nap

I hope yall know I dun brought back the donut bun. Brought it clean back. Im looking strict AF in some very laid back environments. I look like Im there as the health inspector.

He clearly slept his way into that role. 🙄

You should actually be fired for never doing it.

I'll just say, please never let Netta be there when MY shit hits the fan 😆😆😆 She go too fuckin hard and she dont care what the consensus is.

Let's promise not to let this tear us apart 😫😫😫 This isn't even our situation.

We still have each other.

Harry left????

Aye. That's a fair call.

I'll say what else I noticed down the line when yall ready to come to terms w/ yourselves. I give it another week.

Baby ,that day I almost posted the definition of 'predator' b/c ppl keep linking it to aggressive sexual acts and thats actually not the first place my mind goes cuz Im not sex obsessed. I thought of the housing market. B/c Im in the housing market.

If you lay down with dogs you get fleas. It’s guaranteed every time. So last week it was okay to tear down a BW as long as the BW the skyline approved of was protected. But this is a “safe space” full of “girls girls”

Wholetime.

These people dont be your friends. They will sub you, laugh with folks sneak dissing you and still 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍to death. The faster you realize who your ppl are, the better. Leave the others where they are.

Gotta hot date later. 😏 Crab legs are involved.

Twins think Im interested in everything they got going on b/c being 2 ppl is crazy, and they are correct.

You know what's curious? At work, when anybody else is upset, fuming, vocally irritated; nobody seems to care OR its viewed as normal. When I huff ONCE, it seems to throw everybody off. Alot of, "😬 whats wrong w/ Shirl??? Did she say anything to you??? Is this about what happened 6 mths ago????"

I aint got it. In fact, I need it.

"When Harlem Was" by Eric Bowman.

Imma catch "Masters of the Universe" on the flip side. See ya later, alligator.

We need to talk about how Belle clearly wanted to die before Edward was even in the picture.

Ion even wanna check the work schedule for tomorrow. 😫 I know Im on there.

It's not the government's job to get wifi to rural areas so what do they consider it when they plop data centers in those same areas? Their duty?

😒 I, uh... I hurt myself out there. On the skates. I just wanted to have a good time.

Never wait on others to make a move. They may never feel as strongly about it as you do.

This country WITHOUT New Orleans

youtube.com/shorts/1xj4-... 🤣🤣🤣

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Replace the skateboard w/ roller skates and a Afro that dont quit and, yeah. Those are the visuals.

me this summer because i can’t stop eating 😭😭

Need to do some Measurement Mogging.

🎵 I could about anything, I could even learn how to love like you....

The world is burning, and this is the music I hear playing: youtu.be/GDTD24KsdGc?...

Skskdksk

wizards #1 pick

One of my fav things to do is to text ppl in my contacts that I cant hang out b/c Im doing my hair. And I accuse them of being obsessed w/ me and I ask why they've reached out to me. 😊