Lmaooooooo

Good morning. Here are some photos of turtle bread that I would like us to look at together.

Pickle haters are the foodie version of girls who love the color purple. They gotta make everyone aware.

I wanted us to care even if it had nothing to do w/ us. Not, "That's wrong b/c it could easily turn on me." Just "That's wrong."

What part of "war UH good god what is it good for? Absolutely nothing" did you not understand?

ANY Black woman exuding power and confidence will be accused of secretly being a man.

This happened in real time with Serena Williams but people’s attention span is as long as a tic tac 🙃

‼️‼️‼️‼️ HELLO!

I'll let my big sister know.

Oh ok.

I love going to a Cubs game, finding my seat in the nosebleeds, and then never returning to my seat again b/c Im walking around and testing the comfort of different seats I didn't pay for.

As the Chicago Cubs open the season Thursday, Alex Bregman’s performance and fit in the lineup could be what the team needs to push it into a deep October run.

We're replacing "mom" w/ "chatbot". Got it. Just need to resend some work emails w/ this new addition.

And what if the foot is wide? 🫣

I love whoever decided to toss some pickle slices on and around spicy chicken.

🙄 my momma got on her Cubs stuff like a TRAITOR!!!

Today is the #Cubs opener! Go Cubbies 🐻 #Chicago

Popeyes got by 1 get 1 free, 3 Piece box on DoorDash.

I feel like I should add some sick interior/exterior mods to my Nissan Sentra. I want a black grill, and tints, and a leather bra, and black hubcaps.

When my dad passed, my grandma told us, "Alright, well. Its yall job to take care if your momma now." and I assumed she meant financially b/c thats what he did, so thats what I've been doing as an adult b/c no one ever clarified what was meant by that.

Both my grandmas had gone back to community college (the same college at the same time, they were so cute 😊 they made it easy for us to keep up w/ them). Gma on my mom side: Once a man puts his hands on you once, he will never stop. Never trust that he will. Gma on my dad side: Getchu some money.

On this Equal Pay Day, we're recognizing that the work is not done.

I meeeeeeeeean... I, for one, am interested in Mel Gibson's "Resurrection of Christ", he says its a 2 parter. Says its like an acid trip. Says Jesus will travel to different dimensions including Heaven and hell and thats the part that interests me. I think the tech is now available.

Looks like I wont be heading out for my bday 😒 The big 4-fuckin-0. You know what, my adulthood? Has been TRASH.

Aye. Its a girl on here that keeps making new pages that I keep blocking for those reasons outlined. Her energy is berserk; calm outwardly, conniving inwardly. Truly disturbing lady when she forgets to put her mask on. Very childish.

never feel bad for blocking certain energy out of your life. if anyone around you is moving weird, leeching off your energy, taking advantage of your kindness, give them a gentle, effective response. no access

Doing my part to draw ai memes with office supplies while no one is looking #replacingai

Aye. If you want me to stop immediately believing bad press about you and yours, stop behaving in a way that makes it so easy to believe.

Goosebumps

I cannot stop listening to this 2 yo kid say “dah-ddee” it is sooooooo adorable! His little voice 💗

Today Im gonna drink too much water and as thanks for the resources, I will provide 1 image that needs a lot of tweaking to not look absolutely grotesque. #ReplacingAi

My niece is mean, now. I still like her but good luck to everybody else. You dont deserve how she's gonna make you feel when she rates your outfit. I think you look great, btw.

Why Im never doing 50/50. I never cite the stats, tho. I only wanna deal w/ smart men who have this information.

I look at house and yard and just think its a shame poor ppl are doing shit like this.

When you get older, parts of the conversation stand out that didn't used to. "So Im sleeping w/ my bestfriend's dad whose Telsa self-drove itself into the lake thats like 5 mins away from my Dentist's offic-" "Dentist??? Do you like your Dentist? What's the vibe, very professional? Whereabout?"

Im 40, but Im old at heart, guys.

I think about how ppl would think a Black man was lying if he said, "My lady grew these greens and cooked em." "Ok, whats her name?" ".. Shirley." ".... her name is Shirley, she has a garden, and can cook. Yeah right, bruh. Who she work for?" "....... JC Penney." "MUHFUCKAS GOTTA A SENIOR KINK!!"

Finally! True content about what it's like being one of the last Shirley's.

When tell men they better do what I say or go back to their momma house:

Work bout to be mad at me but my ass is having a tooth situation that must be immediately addressed. See yall ass next week, fareal.

“Pope Leo made a plea on Wednesday for countries to offer their ​citizens universal healthcare, calling it a ‘moral imperative’ that ‌people have access to the health services they need.” www.reuters.com/business/hea...

I wanna go to Hooters for my bday this year to remind Cooper's Hawk to never get too comfortable b/c I'll move around, HMPH 🙂‍↔️

This gone be great when Im driving 8 hrs to avoid standing 8 hrs. (airport)

I know that's right, Kentucky Family.

Busted down a killer muffuletta on the way to be fitted for a dress. My sister is aghast. I’m of the opinion that if the dress doesn’t fit after a sandwich, then the dress *did not fit*. I’m so happy to be old.

Welp!

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Here's why the age for Army recruitment has been raised to 42 y/o instead of shipping ICE members to die for this country they love:

What if AI was honest and everytime you rejected it, it was like "Nice 😏. Great call."