In 2024 Clasé had an unbelievable season, a 0.659 WHIP in 74 innings. Unhittable. Then he was absolutely lit up in the playoffs -- DET knocked him around and then he gave up 7 hits and 2 HR against NYY and had a WHIP above 3. Might just be fatigue, might be good hitters. But now, we wonder.

Its actually worse, in the case of small airports its basically a subsidy to the private jet set

Imagine if Kendrick Lamar wrote a diss track about Drake…..and made him *sing* on it. That’s fucking Rumours

So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!

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Yup, they're dressed like OutKast, alright.

Beyond everything else, is there some reason right-wing populists can't have normal hair?

I'm happy to see this. It would be so crazy if one of the big papers reported on this but they won't because their CEOs were probably in the audience at this event

Wait, I'm a southpaw and I didn't like chicken noodle soup 🤔

I know you never had an issue getting a tire off the rim😭

Get ready for another round of mutual hypocrisy as Turkey pretends to be unaware of any other genocides and Israel pretends to care about Armenians while driving them out of Jerusalem and arming Aliyev to the teeth.

They said 👏🏾 CRIP 👏🏾 THE 👏🏾 HUNT 👏🏾

So Predator Badlands was a disability rights picture lol

Say that!

If your thanksgiving food is actually good you don’t have 2 week old leftovers 🙂‍↔️

Absolutely the fuck not lmao

The Sno-Cat was right

Very cool that the Era of Gambling Scandals is coming just as a new breed of kickers that can routinely nail 60+ yarders are coming onto the scene

This is true in the same way that man needs naught but bread and water

If you can't afford to pay a barista a living wage, go learn to make your mocha mint frappecino at home

best ending of all time, let's be real

Frigid mornings like this leave me torn between remembering I got a dog so I'd be forced to go outside every day and remembering I bought a home with a backyard so I wouldn't have to

Yeah we got 3 of these things. I looked it up and the organization is headed by AIPAC's former African American Constituency Director Darius Jones

I can’t believe it’s not batter

Would love to see a reporter ask him where U.S. dollars come from

LeAnn Trotsky

cancel your spotify account. there are lots of other, better options. most of them also have an easy way for you to transfer your spotify playlists/followed artists.

You used to think that it was so easy...

"Take Pakistan (who his mom is accused of being an apologist for)"

Bro called MIRA NAIR a Pakistan apologist lmaooooo

Guess how many bills this dog pays?

Axios is 07: We're clear-eyed: every bank and housing investor has massive incentive to hype subprime mortgages, but this would require every CEO of America's seven biggest banks to be collectively delusional about the risk profile of their safest investments

It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

People care about their biggest expense more than fearmongering about a foreign country they'll never visit?

Trying to imagine a toast to Christopher Columbus or the Plymouth Rock pilgrims during my family's black-ass Thanksgiving and literally laughing out loud

Honestly, one of the great American poems. Arguably the great American poem.

Woke 2: Wrath of Khan

Looks like the Birchers weren’t entirely wrong about domino theory

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

No political heroes but this shit means something to me

I will defend the Turkestan long-eared bat with my life.

your cowardly equivocation will only disgust voters, who yearn for the unfiltered light of Allah

If you asked me to mock up a positive cover it would look exactly like this

the Zohran campaign goes to show how much your local DSA chapter can accomplish if they stop watching wrestling

Probably not a great sign that I would take great joy in learning that my congressional representative and both of my senators, from my party, whom I voted for, have died.

Red Star baijiu is the only exception to my "your body can't tell the difference between flavored ethanols" rule

Genuinely, how many records does Taylor Swift sell without that parasocial relationship to her fanbase? What does Kendrick's year look like without people getting personally invested in that beef with Drake? Creating AI "artists" to lower costs in eating your seed corn