Everything on this poster tastes great wtf. Y'all not real cookers

Made by the devs behind Dead Cells and Rogue Prince of Persia? We might be back

Say that!

Black men: Floss every day Go to the doctor Get a colonoscopy (It's me, I am Black men.)

anybody currently raging about Newsom needs to be stopped better get on board or I might think your outrage is a tad performative

Only half joking when I say we're 5 years away from every American mom and pop business accepting the digital Euro because it has lower feels than Visa, MC, and especially Amex

Literally "on that shit"

Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"

Cyanide capsule in my false molar for exactly this possibility

Real West Oakland 😤

Commissioner Jessica Tisch making a public spectacle of Hannibal Lectering Luigi Mangione while letting her Epstein-network relative walk free to prey on young girls really sums up the state of things

Forgiato Blow

If you saw today's headline that Gallup will stop measuring presidential approval, they did the same thing in 2018. They do it whenever Trump is president.

Wait is this what the old folks used to mean about someone having "sugar in the tank"???

Give me something weird enough to baffle some critics over something that everyone agrees is "fine" 10 times out of 10

100% agreed on balancing the talent acquisition paths (draft/trades/free agency) by ending RFA status, plus the league should look at reforming the rookie pay scale. Of course teams prioritize the draft when rookie scale contracts pay as little as ⅕ of what guys would make if they could negotiate

Dropping a bigger turbo in the wagon would solve all of my emotional issues 😔

Ignoring this stupid shit, but does anyone have an article on how grocery stores can sell rotisserie chickens for the same price as uncooked hens? Like is it a loss leader? Is the cooking energy/apparatus cost lower than refrigeration? Why is it so cheap?

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

Maybe when Jake Sullivan isn't the Henry Kissinger Professor of the Practice of Statecraft and World Order I'll entertain the notion that a lack of internal accountability in a micro-sect on the far left fringe is what holds back American internationalism.

Post a banger that isn't in English

Objectively insane thing to post but I'll say it: they would have won that Super Bowl with Mac Jones under center

Need that McSturgeon

Some baking soda so it doesn't stink up my trash can

"Andy Ogles" is a hell of a make for a guy that sees imaginary gay porn on network TV

BIG NEWS FROM NJ-11: former Rep. Tom Malinowski concedes, congratulates Analilia Mejia on a positive and well-run campaign, blames AIPAC for his loss, and promises to vigorously oppose anyone AIPAC backs against Mejia in June

Austin Rivers Runs Through It

good thread documenting what's going on here but I think it's important to emphasize this is 100% on the judges. If every DoJ attorney headed into federal court knew that this sort of behavior would result in immediate sanctions or recommendations for disbarment from a federal judge, it would end.

On brand for Trump's America

In the interest of racial harmony, I will not disclose the attribute shared by every blocked pedant that popped up in my replies overnight

That’s what’s up.

reminded of that post that was like "subtle difference! Catholics think suffering is good and Protestants think pleasure is bad :)" and increasingly worried about our Protestant-coded times

“Support will never ask for your password!” “Yeah, upload your id, front and back, also your face.”

in the light of seeing Lula do to Bolsonaro what we should have done to Trump, and what that's done to the Brazilian right in a country with a significantly worse history of political violence than ours, I am not in the mood to be charitable about John Roberts, Mitch McConnell, and the filibuster

Last year I traveled all the way to rural Vietnam to officiate a friend's wedding. It was a beautiful ceremony that mixed cultures and language, and was a celebration of the best of humanity. He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."

Idk it doesn't seem very profound to me that Spanish speakers use the word "America" for geographic area English speakers call "the Americas" but don't let me stop you all from yelling at each other

Just in time for baseball!

I really can't stress enough that this is an Obama/Trump era problem. When I was a kid in PR, you might lose power for a day or so after a big storm but it was basically like living anywhere in the US. That changed with Obama's PROMESA act and got worse when Trump gave our grid to LUMA

Still remember when my brother came back from one of his early stints working in international humanitarian aid, and trying to explain the level of poverty elsewhere in the world, and what he came up with was “even the homeless people here have clothes”.

We can't be more than a year or two away from Swipa doing to the Kangz what Sam Darnold just did to the Jets

Obviously not the worst part of fatphobia, but it is funny that someone invented a weight loss drug *that also makes you a better person* and people still find ways to stigmatize it

Why did something happen in the UK a decade ago?

Bad Bunny was fantastic, but I'm just here to point out that Michael Jackson only got 2 million fewer viewers at a time when there were 3 BILLION FEWER PEOPLE on earth.

"This is more a Twitter thing" ah okay well since this isn't twitter there's no reason for any of you good people to share it, right? Right????

I feel confident in saying the NBA is only 5 or 6 format changes to the All-Star Game away from overtaking the NFL as the most popular sport in the US

Even as someone who has never (as in not ever, not even once) smoked weed it's just obvious that problem drunks are worse than potheads. The Times has to write weird circumlocutions to avoid saying it outright where any person who exists in the real world might read it

2,886 miles per Google maps

No idea wtf going on but I'm ACTIVATED

Alright let me get up and get myself together