This is the tweet. Dude is just like every other burnout failure to launch, people just don't recognize it anymore.

Well damn, my fault!

One way they allegedly retaliated against him for actually doing police work was by screwing NYC taxpayers: paying the guy without getting any police work out of him.

No one, literally not one person, believes in a politics without "litmus tests." There's always a line — the question is where to draw it, and what McMorrow and Beshear are saying is that they disagree with the voters on where the line should be but can't make a case for their actual position.

What a fucking shot holy shit

Nerdiest thing about me by far but man do I get emotional watching people go to THE MOON

Joey Butt-o because he is ass

Made myself an afternoon mocha and tu favorito might be too #beanedup at the critical moment

Them niggas be like:

In your closet doing the birdman hand rub

Shout out the transgender homies and fuck the opps

If you wonder why Iran exports oil from Kharg island instead of their mainland on the Persian Gulf, it's because almost the entire coastline is sheer rockface. At least Omaha Beach was a beach

And the converse is just as true! You can, for not even that much money, get Ivy League economists (including a couple Nobel winners) to sign off on the equivalent of some transparent bullshit no working geologist would put their name to.

Importantly the more often you're wrong about the very explicitly falsifiable question of "is there oil here?" the less money you make but the more often you're wrong about the similarly observable question of "will this tax hike lower growth?" well...

Chasing the cortado with an aged oolong, this day will not defeat me.

An underrated addendum to the Bowling Alone story is that North America's largest bowling operator (Bowlero) is a publicly traded company whose business model involves buying mom and pop alleys, shutting down the leagues, and trying to attract casual, higher paying, one-off players.

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37-way tie between every Godzilla flick

Average union soldier memoir: "at first I was like I signed up for this war, but is it really worth it? Then I saw the reality of chattel slavery and I had to be physically restrained from slaughtering every white southerner I encountered"

First post I see after getting back from the barber ctfu

Watching OKC vs NYK really shows you there's levels to this foul baiting shit

Imagine coming home from work, grabbing a beer, sitting down on your couch, and turning on the game just to watch your favorite basketball team give up 31 unanswered

this is a very normal, near yearly tradition across various sports. additionally, there have been several NYPD - NYFD boxing matches.

We now definitively know which one was Crazy, vs Sexy / Cool

Quoting with pics!

Well I know he musty just from his posts so now what???

As someone who looks like every DeBarge brother at once I will not be commenting on Jalen Hurts' new look

Boy looking like the drugs took him

The rear wiper is sending me

Your man:

For those of you who are doing genealogy, and may be a Black Puerto Rican or have Puerto Rican enslaved ancestors, there are records online in Spanish from the Registro Central de Esclavos of Puerto Rico.

The difference between these two is racism

So do we think pistachio prices will come down after Iran's inevitable victory?

They’re using drones and ballistic missiles and shit from their uniformed armed forces. Insurgency isn’t when Muslims do a good job.

Slept in my TLC t shirt and woke up crazy sexy cool

They setting up the Headquarters???

38 years on this Earth and I've never had an American Airlines flight depart on time

That one picture where you said “I ate that a little”

I'm in so much pain

Playing Alfredo on vinyl praying Freddie Gibbs works his way up to 12 consecutive months of common sense because this nigga can RAP

That might be it for the weekend, brother

Many people think Dudes just Rock but actually it takes years of dedicated training

I married well is all I'll say