I've often pointed out that the highest regret rate we've seen for top surgery (and it was from a study with structural problems) is 4%. The lowest regret rate I've ever seen for traditional breast augmentation was 5.1%. The numbers simply aren't there to argue theres a problem.

Hey what if It Happens to them both?

They want prime Bulls, Heat, Warriors hatred but must settle for Harden-era Rockets hate. Heartbreaking

Local listening bar industry night, blessedly unaware of the outage

He had a shipment of Kim K hidden in a shipment of Kim K????????

I'm putting the over/under at 3½ seasons after a year-long, mid-season break from which the production never recovers

Barbecue isn't any more or less American than chicken tikka masala is British, etc

Anglo Americans making fun of British food is so funny to me. Oh you find their traditional dishes under seasoned? You feel like you had to improve upon their paltry offerings? My stars and garters!

SGA shot 54% more free throws this season than Steph did in 2015-16, if you're wondering why you enjoyed this one so much less

Women's game is purer hoops in a lot of ways but they have GOT to figure out WNBA officiating

I bet Giselle is better at football than he is at runway walking lmao

Bill Cassidy, put my fries in the bag

I know my demographic

Clue (1985)

completely absurd that this is not always treated as a serious crime, there’s no functional difference between it and someone taking money out of the cash register at work except that one is committed by the boss class

A racist moron was twice elected as the literal president of the United States because Gen X and Baby Boomers by and large can't separate his record from his image as a reality TV star. Maybe we'll get similar YouTube/IG/Tiktok candidates down the line but it hasn't happened yet 🤷🏾‍♂️

What is the whole odyssey if not a penelope cruise

Tremendous athlete but I don't like watching free throws sorry can't hide my truth

I was expecting a boo or two but no they really booed the shit out of that man

Once more, for visibility: "Bullet trains will wipe out short-haul flights."

Not arguing…

"Three co-equal branches, two of which must obey the third's every whim" is just not the way our system is supposed to work

Jared Leto, if you can even call that hack an actor

Boxing is the greatest sport on earth.

About a dozenish but that's because I have nicknames in both languages

I'm so happy that none of my issues stem from homophobia or masculine anxiety because my God it sounds exhausting

This was Drake making Iceman

You cracked Groovin Gorilla?????

You're booing him but he's right!

LL Cool Whip

Tity Boi to 2 Chainz

An ice hockey championship trophy, awarded annually to the NCAA Division III Northern Collegiate Hockey Association (NCHA) league playoff champion.

Clutch city where they make the transmissions lol

"I'm going to become The Gollum" - Smeagol in the year 2463 of the Third Age

Nicholas Cage you clever bastard

"we've got something better than a legally enforceable ruling, we've got Elon Musk's word as a gentleman"

I laughed at all those Bruno Mars gambling debt jokes but let the record show that he never released 3 albums in a transparent streaming credit pump and dump scheme

And happy Friday, beloveds

we all need to be

Does anyone offer this service for shoulders?

🗣️ WE KNUCKIN, AND BUCKIN, AND READY TO FIGHT

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Ask Steve Jobs, wealth don't buy health — you get it!

doing whatever it takes to make jodie foster think you’re cool

Elite ball knowledge on display ⬇️

(May or may not have occurred in that order)

Many, many flame emojis

Take care of y'alls chicken, African