Let's...go...Warriors

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Oh I see the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther Cream has opinions

Harrison Butker too far to the right again huh

Technologically advance a band: The B-21s

I know he's only been Catholic for an hour but Jerusalem is not the city of God

Imagine cooking on this level

The M'VP 👑

Agreed insofar as 2pac and Don Omar are spitting that gospel lmao

3 stripes life >>>>>

tom homan:

BREAKING: The U.K., Canada and Australia officially recognize a Palestinian state, a significant shift away from alignment with the U.S.

September 21: A young boy of 8 years, 9 months, and 13 days [annis VIII, m(ensibus) VIIII, d(iebus) XIII] dies in Rome. His name was Pupus Torquatianus. His brother died 8 days later at the age of 5 years, 6 months, & 6 days (CIL VI, 27556). Their parents commemorate them gams.uni-graz.at/o:epsg.276

Obviously true but it doesn't get you in with the right sort of people, IYKWIMAITYD

And I say this as a Bidet Boy™

Hey uhh how secure is Truth Social? Because if the president is using their DMs for intra cabinet discussions...

Just resealed my upstairs toilet and I need to have words with whoever decided skirted toilets were a thing

Only the black ones

Boiling down that mixture is how they make fentanyl

this exists it is called thinking

My dad and I reached a compromise wherein the thoroughbred he wanted to name after me is called "Dario's Misspent Inheritance"

In a value pack

Oh my God

yall be so hard on daniel caesar just because he looks like the first human

The "heartbreaking: worst person you know" guy in the quotes and replies

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

Prepping a side dish for my pernil:

When I covered the 2017 Kenyan election, a striking thing was how politicians would be incredibly calm and considered when speaking in English and then wildly inflammatory speaking in Kikuyu or Luo or Kalenjin. Social media serving the same function clearly

In North Carolina right now the Democrat running for Senate - in a state Trump won *three times* (I hate it too) - is leading by 6-8 points. 'Oh, but they'll cancel elections' - then force them to cancel elections and radicalize the normies and then march with the radicalized normies.

I was out touching grass, fuck going on with Jimmy Kimmel now??

The moment's too big for Brina omg 💔

Hi guys, did you already know there are competitions for window tinting? With better commentators than most of the tennis matches I’ve watched on ESPN? (Low bar I know) Anyway if you need to procrastinate harder than you’ve ever procrastinated before, I got you

She loves the 'stache 🤷🏽‍♂️

🗣️ HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE 🗣️ Y'ALL THOUGHT I WAS FINISHED?!

god I love a leftist in full "I'm gonna win and I'm gonna govern" mode

Werther's Originals taste like my grandma's house in Memphis and I will NEVER turn my back on them 🙂‍↔️

And they get real mad if you leave out the "3 quarters"

My Valkyries really about to shock the world

shoutout to tumblr user kleinergeist for this post which is going straight into my powerpoint for Grendel day in my monster class this week

Y'all park on that sidewalk if you want to

Not to count chickens before they hatch but it would be extremely funny if Floyd Mayweather made a mockery of the sport to beat Rocky Marciano's record just for Crawford to do it organically with fights actually worth watching

He said one monkey don't stop the show lmaoodjsjsjdhsjd

This is my beef with big game hunting. It's not that I think it's evil (as a meat eater I don't have a leg to stand on) it's that I think it's lame. Oh wowww you hit an elephant's head from 100 yards with a nitro express rifle. Boy, I got 12 year old cousins in Puerto Rico who could make that shot

The Pope when the Clipse hit FICO

We never addressed it properly and so it continues, and the people who fight against it will continue to have their lives upended because of a bunch of terminally online antisocial weirdos

The Golden State Valkyries just finished 8th in the Western Conference in the WNBA. Their average attendance for the season was 18,064. That is higher than the average attendance of 2025 NBA Champion Oklahoma City Thunder which was 17,972.