loooooove the way they are picking up elvis. he is so relieved lol

ELVIS

The stage is set for a Babe Arraez game-tying grand slam

i know who you are, you’re david muir. i watch you all the time! you do?

in just one half inning the dr team has done the following: tatis tap dancing after a catch julio blowing a bubble mid catch dennis santana putting belt to ass after finishing his inning

boy i’d hate to see team usa wriggle their way out of this one *team usa wriggles their way out of this one* ah well, nevertheless

man i wish i was in miami watching baseball and having a good time with a bunch of dominicans and venezuelans

mark derosa picking up the derek jeter esque gift basket to drop off to team italy hq as we speak

a third espresso shot? his heart!

this is the future of mlb in 10 years if we stop letting miles mikolas be a 5th starter

vinny calling his own mound visits!

ok switching to dr-venezuela now

the “is vinny p taking the leap” stories coming out of this are very good for baseball. these are the type of storylines you want to

jp morosi here in this potential blowout to display how much more of a ball knower he is than kenny bowtie

thank god team italy isn’t drinking panera lemonades after every home run

what a seed

team usa getting an advanced graphic after all?

joey what are you doing buddy

mexico fan celebrating the home run ball against his favorite team in front of duran as he misses the catch lol

it’s always interesting to note how every few weeks a story like this pops up from this stupid podcast and yet it’s never evolved once. the thread is never followed. he is never curious. he is never going to be

I love this for the Niners. 3T with some pass rush juice fits in nicely for them wtf are the Cowboys doing?

he’s gonna tell nando all about how to maximize his kohl’s cash, which is honestly perfect

not people complaining about gas being over $3 excuse me but what the fuck

TONGES

banner 24 hours for the new york times

bryce harper, dejected in team usa’s locker room tonight, bemoaning the chemtrails he saw being emitted off houston’s home run train

2029 team usa wbc manager gabe kapler

what a fucking moron

the game is on tubi tomorrow.

where’s this guy when you need him

tarik skubal disrespected the game so the game disrespected him

“it all comes down to this guy”

If DeRosa really thought the US already clinched a spot in the quarterfinals, it makes more sense why he had Clayton Kershaw warming up in tonight's game. With every run allowed mattering for the tiebreaker, the decision to use Kershaw in mop-up time could have had massive consequences.

god bless whatever coach had to convince derosa not to go to kershaw here. the real mvp

dave dombrowski is like yeah i was fucking right. and i’ll say it

this team is so low energy. can you imagine the dr team or venezuela reacting to coming back from down 8-1?

team usa losing this game but advancing on the strength of a tiebreaker would be some grade-a “everyone gets a participation trophy” shit wouldn’t it lol

clayton kershaw? lmao

I THROWA THE MEATBALL HE HITTA THE HOMER

uh. did bryce harper dye his hair black

advancing to what

did randy arozarena break team usa

sir the 49ers have signed a second offensive lineman

FUCK YES 83!

italy whooping that ass

erik spoelstra if he doesn’t let bam go for kobe’s record:

ruh roh usa

Jaylen Brown — minutes after being ejected from tonight's Celtics vs. Spurs game in San Antonio:

they got buyer’s remorse because everyone laughed at them over the two first round picks. a franchise that has never traded a first round pick. and are pulling the mark williams to get out of it. if so teams are gonna be weary to trade/interact with them. yiiiiikes (if true)