For somebody that's as big as a moose, Erling Haaland is really quick and athletic.

If I were Erling Haaland, I would just unhinge my jaw and swallow and defenders that got in my way.

GIANTS WIN! #SFGiants

All I've eaten today is cold leftover pizza. This is not a complaint.

Ryan Walker currently has a 6.66 ERA. #SFGiants

Rafael Devers ties Mark Carreon and Joe Panik for 61st most home runs in San Francisco Giants history (36 HR) #SFGiants

It's the hydration break so let's take a look to see what the Giants are doing and ok that's enough of that back to World Cup. #SFGiants

GIANTS WIN! #SFGiants

Can we just skip to the Arenado at bat and get the pain over with? #SFGiants

The bullpen is going to write biblical phrases on their SpongeBob Square hats because sponges are a form of contraception. #SFGiants 🥃⚾️

The Giants are an insult to Yakety Sax. #SFGiants

Giants need to petition MLB to shorten baseball games to seven innings. #SFGiants

Jonathan Loáisiga was originally signed by the Giants 14 years ago.

Bericoto looked completely lost on those first two pitches from the Diamondbacks sidearm pitcher. Two pitches later, he gets a single off of the pitcher. That's pretty good. #SFGiants

Heliot Ramos ties Rob Andrews, Bob Brenly, Chris Brown, Ellis Burks, Alex Dickerson, Thairo Estrada, Bill Madlock, Willie McGee, Bobby Murcer, Joc Pederson, Aaron Rowand, Reggie Sanders, Yorvit Torrealba, Juan Uribe (and others) for 97th most triples in San Francisco Giants history (6 3B) #SFGiants

Ángel Pagán was an asshole. But he was our asshole. #SFGiants

Victor Bericoto ties Joey Amalfitano, Luis Arraez, Marlon Byrd, Eric Davis, Mike Felder, Mike Fontenot, George Foster, Eric Haase, Ryder Jones, Darryl Strawberry, Champ Summers, Mike Tauchman, Miguel Tejada (and others) for 265th most home runs in San Francisco Giants history (4 HR) #SFGiants

Personally, I don't think it's fair that the USA have to play both Bosnia and Herzegovina. Seems like an unfair advantage having to play two teams at once.

I clicked random and the first song that played was: "To See A World" by MONO

Put Adames and Chapman on the IL, put Schmitt at 3B, put Koss at SS, and let's get weird. #SFGiants

If Landen Roupp pitches two more innings and gives up 25 more earned runs, he will have a 6.66 ERA. #SFGiants

I clicked random and the first song that played was: "In Liverpool" by Suzanne Vega

I clicked random and the first song that played was: "Shiva" by The Antlers

GIANTS WIN! #SFGiants

Why does there have to be a bullpen? #SFGiants

Robbie Ray for two first round draft picks and a second round pick swap. #SFGiants

GIANTS WIN! #SFGiants

Rafael Devers ties Tito Fuentes, Bill Madlock, and Bobby Murcer for 64th most home runs in San Francisco Giants history (34 HR) #SFGiants

Drew Gilbert, Productive Out. Giants up 2-0 in the 2nd inning. #SFGiants

Rafael Devers ties Armando Ríos and Benito Santiago for 67th most home runs in San Francisco Giants history (33 HR) #SFGiants

I don't know if anybody noticed, but the Giants are not a very good baseball team. #SFGiants

LAST SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS TO WEAR #61: Drew Cavanaugh (2026) Drew Gilbert (2025) Trenton Brooks (2024) Stuart Fairchild (2022) Thomas Szapucki (2022) Luis Alexander Basabe (2020) Rob Brantly (2020) Burch Smith (2019) Nick Vincent (2019) Josh Osich (2015-2018) Shane Loux (2012) #SFGiants

No video tribute and standing ovation for Dom Smith? #SFGiants

I’m hearing the Giants will promote C Drew Cavanaugh prior to tonight’s series opener vs. the Braves. (Daniel Susac left last night’s game w/lower back discomfort.) Cavanaugh, a 17th rounder from Florida Southern, has a career .406 OBP in minors. Kept proving himself at each level. Great story.

Giants avoid the sweep. #SFGiants

I got a bad feeling about this inning. #SFGiants

GIANTS WIN! #SFGiants

Game Summary #SFGiants

Really didn't expect that. #SFGiants

BERICOTO LIVES! #SFGiants

Rafael Devers ties Garry Maddox and Darin Ruf for 69th most home runs in San Francisco Giants history (32 HR) #SFGiants

Of all the things I thought Devers would do in that at bat, a game tying home run was pretty far down on the list. #SFGiants

Jung Hoo Wow! #SFGiants

I wonder how Erik Miller is going to allow the first two batters reach base this time. #SFGiants

That was Funky Cold, Medina #SFGiants

Of course it's Max Muncy with the home run to take the lead. It's always Max Muncy with the home run to take the lead. Doesn't even matter which Max Muncy with the home run to take the lead. It will always be a Max Muncy with the home run to take the lead. #SFGiants

I appreciate Robbie Ray and Tyler Mahle doing their part for the team the past two days by increasing their trade value. #SFGiants

Is it Jesus? I bet it's Jesus. #SFGiants

I clicked random and the first song that played was: "Catatonia" by Lathe of Heaven

GIANTS WIN! #SFGiants