I clicked random and the first song that played was: "Dull Knife pt II" by Planning For Burial

I don't give a rat's ass about Jeff Kent or his election to the Baseball Hall Of Players We Like. #SFGiants

Dialysis patient here. Give me your kidneys, Bryce, and you can do this all the time!

I'm in the middle of watching Deep Space Nine for the first time and just came across what has to be one of the greatest lines in tv history.

No SFG announcement yet on coaches, but based on reports: Jayce Tingler (bench), Ron Washington (infield), Hunter Mense, Oscar Bernard (hitting), Justin Meccage, Frank Anderson, Christian Wonders (pitching), Jesse Chavez (bullpen), Alex Burg (catching), Taira Uematsu (qual cont).

The Giants are adding another familiar face to staff: Longtime big league reliever Jesse Chavez will be their bullpen coach. Chavez spent 18 seasons in the big leagues and pitched for nine different teams, most recently the Braves last season.

The Pirates really like the Giants top prospects from three years ago. Maybe they would be willing to trade Mitch Keller to the Giants for Hunter Bishop and Will Bednar. #SFGiants

I don't back Kickstarters very often, but this one spoke to me. www.kickstarter.com/projects/rea...

Joey the Wiemer #SFGiants

I'd been hearing that Tony Vitello was trying to bring his Tennessee pitching coach, Frank Anderson, with him to San Francisco. Now Baseball America is reporting that it's going to happen. Justin Meccage and Anderson (father of former A's LHP Brett Anderson) will lead the Giants pitching staff.

More changes are coming to Tennessee's coaching staff. buff.ly/Nw8JrUv

Lay's Teriyaki Chicken Potato Chips. I just ate the entire bag in one sitting.

In related news, the Giants just hired the Blue Jays assistant hitting coach to be their new hitting coach. #SFGiants

The Giants have officially brought Bruce Bochy back to the organization as a special advisor.

I assumed J.P Martinez would be back as the Giants pitching coach. Vitello must have somebody else in mind. #SFGiants

Minnesota’s reliable right-hander could be an ideal fit in San Francisco’s reshaped rotation. #twins #minnesota #mntwins

SF Giants working on hiring former manager Bochy in advisory role trib.al/s8CaGRM

Obviously Bonds and Clemens should already be in the Hall of Fame. I wouldn't complain if all eight were elected. They're all qualified.

We live in a time of evil

I've become a big Vlad Guerrero fan during the playoffs

More like Blohei Blohtani

That may be the loudest crowd I've ever heard. #BeatLA

Ohtani has thrown 43 pitches through two innings.

I wish I didn't care who won the World Series so I could just sit back and enjoy the last baseball game of the year. Unfortunately, that ain't happening. #BeatLA

Tony Vitello was at the game when the Giants beat the Royals to win the 2014 World Series. But he didn't say who he was rooting for... #SFGiants

Did Buster just say "think partners"? He's so corporate now. #SFGiants

Vitello, with a long "I". Noted. #SFGiants

I logged onto the press conference late. Who was the guy doing the introductions? That wasn't a Johnson child or Larry Baer. Thankfully. #SFGiants

RUN THROWN IN!

You know your bullpen is crap when you have Blake Snell at 112 pitches and you think "yeah, this is fine"

Runner on third with nobody out. Blue Jays hitter just makes contact and flips the ball into left field for the RBI. Something San Francisco Giants hitters haven't done in over five years.

At this point, just get rid of both these teams and name the Mariners World Series Champions.

The Blue Jays should quickly sign Brandon Belt to a contract and send him up to hit. He knows how to take care of an extra inning playoff game.

Barry Bonds would have hit 90 HR in a season if they pitched to him the way they pitch Ohtani.

Please come back to the Giants. Please please please please please pleasepleasepleaseplease #SFGiants

I accidentally clicked on a Jim Bowden article. I feel so dirty.

Oh, Canada. #BeatLA

If Vitello can improve the Giants baserunning and defense, then it's a win. #SFGiants

I fully expect Willy Adames to give Andrew Vaughn a Gatorade shower during his post-game interview.

There's a 75% chance a non-evil team will win the World Series.

After all that, the Phillies lose in the dumbest way possible.

I like Nick Hundley because he looks like a lizard with eyes on each side of his head that move independently. #SFGiants

Dodgers defense won the game. Giants defense would have blown it three times that inning.

No matter what else happens, Blake Treinen feels bad and that's victory. #SFGiants

FINAL 2025 EMMANUEL BURRISS AWARD LEADERS Jace Jung (DET) - 47 AB, 0 XBH Maverick Handley (BAL) - 41 AB, 0 XBH Ryan Kreidler (DET) - 38 AB, 0 XBH Tomás Nido (DET) - 35 AB, 0 XBH Carson McCusker (MIN) - 29 AB, 0 XBH Nicky Lopez (CHC/LAA) - 24 AB, 0 XBH Michael Stefanic (TOR) - 22 AB, 0 XBH

FINAL 2025 EUGENIO VELEZ AWARD LEADERS Luis Campusano (SDP) - 21 AB, 0 Hits Greg Allen (BAL) - 14 AB, 0 Hits Tristan Peters (TBR) - 12 AB, 0 Hits Nick Ahmed (TEX) - 9 AB, 0 Hits Tsung-Che Cheng (PIT) - 7 AB, 0 Hits Jordyn Adams (BAL) - 5 AB, 0 Hits Steward Berroa (MIL) - 5 AB, 0 Hits

If the Yankees lose - YES! If Chapman blows it - YES! Either way, we win.

Giants hire Brandon Belt as manager. Brandon Crawford joins staff as bench coach - his 14 kids all serve as batboys. #SFGiants

Not to pile on, but... does that mean Matt Williams is gone too? #SFGiants