Spliffs and spin moves, brother.

First season of snowfall - done. So good. Leon my goat.

Snowfall is so good dude.

I might make chicken bog tonight.

Why not?

I refer to myself as an alien. My mom is my mom but she's also her own human. Mom human.

Only brown and pink.

"Mom human"

A real good, aggravated, emphasized "shut the fuck up" feels so good to say.

Starting first season of Snowfall.

A Queens man:

NYC go outside and look up, the sky mad pretty rn 🥹

"Your cousin the mayor. You better act right" - anytime there is an inkling of fuckin up.

Bret Hart vs Stone Cold: 15 Untold Stories of Their HOF Feud

What if it had ketchup? Does it blow the vest up?

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

Titties.

Rewatching Mob Psycho and it perfectly segways to me finishing DanDaDan

55k blocking again in another loss wtf.

55k damage blocked in a loss. Womp.

I can't wait for the first Mamdani mural in Queens. Gonna be amazing.

Mamdani on sidetalk with a Knicks jersey on. Lmao

Nigga really both rounds and got the fatality. Love to see it.

I can't wait to see all the pink moving trucks packing up these white people out of my city.

Decision Desk has called the NYC mayors race for Zohran Mamdani.

I cant believe that Mamdani is my mayor, bro. This is awesome

Zohran Mamdani, a New York State Assembly member and Democratic Socialist, has won the New York City mayoral election, per Decision Desk HQ. Mamdani is expected to win decisively, and Decision Desk called the race just three minutes after the polls closed.

Everclear

Didn't he say he mistook him for seeing a bird? The vice president shot someone with a rifle at 5 am and then apologised 12 hours later.

Non dairy??

So many youths are learning about this today

To be fair, yall are paying security guards to open up locked cases of shampoo so I see why you guys are freaking out.

I really wish people that run other cities, would shut the fuck up about my city.

Mass Effect 2

Regular show and Adventure Time

Done with work office stuff for the day. Yes, it's 530am. And it's my re-up day. Probably go for platinum in rivals later

The uniform matchup tonight >>

Having an auntie/uncle that snitch on your folks as teaching moments >

I somehow get involved in the wild ass convos by accident. Then again, I have like, 6 pin up girls tatted on me. Half of them with their titties out. So.. there's that.

Neck kissing.

Slap a SUPREME logo on it and uh..

This feels like that episode of Futurama where Fry fell in love with a robot programmed to love him

Daylight savings we blaming for the filth tonight?

There was good football on the screen today!

Modern problems Modern solutions

NYC marathon today. Wish me luck yall. I hate working this event.

extra innings. Game 7. It dont get no better

I woke up just in time for this.

Bro how??? They already got like 12 ballers on their defense??