Why isn't OKC wearing home whites for game 7??

Stop treating coffee shops like your second home/office. Don't put your feet on the couch. Your dog doesn't belong in a restaurant sitting next to you for 5 hours.

I was not in the room when the good traits were shared. I'm all the worst things tbh

No.

Melting down. Bye.

12 hour day. another 9 hour day tomorrow. I just might quit this other gig for real in the morning. The turmoil the last few years has melted my well being.

This is no seasoning here.

If there's one thing I wanna do in my lifetime, is learn to double Dutch.

This reminds me of last year(?) around 6am when there was a line outside of the block for the Trader Joe's tote bags in the pastel colors.

if for whatever reason you are not able to be girl gay... find the most well read compassionate anime loving man available and pass him a vitamin

Spite is my drive tbh

I absolutely need a summer shorty this year

Earlier this afternoon— post-work.

Me and yo auntie smell like peppermint and cherry blossoms

Boston traded Babe Ruth and been hating niggas since then. Lmfaoooo

Colorized pictures of Babe Ruth aren’t as shocking when you consider that he was around Black people regularly and his nose touched his ears on both sides.

Had the rescue squad pulling up like

how the wimminz wake up....

Beavers.

Brown areolae supremacy.

I might tattoo the rest of my face for my birthday. Fuck it.

Imagine waiting years to go a Michael Jackson concert, he shoot one look at you and you wake up 3 days later missing the whole show.

I’d definitely be blew

& horny! (bc they’re stressed and overstimulated)

Since we talking about it.

The Bojangles Cajun chicken biscuit is elite eats

I'm at the White House. I'm at the UFC fight. I'm at the combination White House and UFC fight

Me and whomst??

A tale as old as time 🙂‍↔️🤦🏾‍♂️

Ay. If her coochie healed you, tell her.

I really just be high enjoying the jokes.

Ain't Sunday a day rest, my brother in Christ?? What are we doing here?

Cerrome really is a redwood with a country accent.

I will fight every comic i have every met, without hesitation. Except Cerrome. I would not fight Cerrome even after hesitation. If you cut open his forearms, you see rings like in an old redwood

something about the phrase “triggered much?” coming out of a white person’s mouth that makes me want to just

I'm more than my thigh tattoos tysm

The Mets are fun when they do this. Peter Parker is from Forest Hills, btw. Big Mets country.

Is it not too early??

People across England are fainting about this skeet 🤣

My cross body jawn stay full of weed. My messenger bag is my work bag.

Morning morning, yall.

Y'all can keep all this Dom/alpha/leader nonsense I'm waiting for a baddie to put my collar on like a 4PF chain 💯

Two words, Overstand. Distant land. Colored man. Master plan. Helping hand. Everybody move. Two words. Yesterplasma, arm and hamma, Jordan Gammas, calling grandma, color camera. Everybody move.