there’s a few of yall i wouldn’t mind on my silicone meat

What county plate automatically tells you someone is likely going to be a shitty driver? If I see [20-____], they trash.

This is why calling reps in red districts matters. The GOP has cracks in it and Mike Johnson barely held his caucus together a year ago. Public pressure can make a difference -- look at how it derailed Kansas gerrymandering efforts.

Merry Merrick Garland Do Nothing Day to all who observe

Your team just fucked up a 4 on 2 fast break to cut the lead to 2 and turned it over and the other team just hit a 3 to make it got back up 5 and you being asked if you want kids lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Heads up. Sienna rose is an AI artist. They have a Black version of her AND a white on spotify. Apple music also has other variants so be warned and block them.

"Beat it, toots!" 😭

*plays Brick House

Folks out here falling for it...

Happy Birthday to 🇬🇧British actor, comedian and writer #RowanAtkinson CBE, born #OnThisDay in Consett, England

& while we talking about crack mouth….. everybody can’t do that smize thing everyone be trying to do. It’s not a look for everybody. It’s a thin line between looking sexy and looking like you chew dip!

Men are not great enough for all this!!! STAND UP ABEG!!! lmaoooooooooooo

first Xbox Game Pass drop of 2026 includes Star Wars Outlaws and Resident Evil Village

You calling me BLANC?

"You better run, cops!"

A saltine the Capitol & got away with it.

Happy anniversary! 😭😭😭

Old, white, presumably straight, presumably rich man. Oh, & racism, sexism, & general regulation bigotry.

Have you ever wanted to rise, but not shine?

Christopher Columbus' travel log, Day #227:

Car crashes aplenty this morning.

A right to bear arms.

I probably have General Tsos Chicken, so yeah.

We been telling yall that shit is dumb. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Corsair just put a whole Stream Deck onto its new gaming keyboard. There are 12 customizable buttons, a 5-inch screen, and two rotary dials that all work with Elgato's Stream Deck software www.theverge.com/tech/854886/...

Watching those dummies try to scale that wall was dark comedy.

I knew it

I bet it was Mike Rotunda.

"We got about 300 billion barrels." "EYE got about 300 billion barrels!"

Life is basically a slot machine. You lose most of the time, but it hits you with enough SEVEN SEVEN seven to give you hope & keep you holding on. #ImaHitSoon

Imagine losing to Illinois St

It feels like I just jumped from age 19 to age 49. All the shit between happened in like 3 hours. Was running around with my friends at 14-15 really THAT long ago? Don't say shit @dignifiedpurity.blacksky.app

"I don't understand why other countries hate us so much."

Reached the part of my timeline where I don't think either of my parents got much time left. I'm too young to be this old.

Need an actual release date for #From season 4

#WillTrent is back today. Will I be glad?

He can still get bullied. He and his wife. The people aren’t doing enough. This is the time!

A guy who’s never balled his fist up to do anything but hold a fork to eat or a phone to call for help.

Steal for America 1st. But don't loot

Selfish beavers don't give a dam.

🗣Love has truly...been good to me... "So Amazing" is such a beautiful song 🎵 😍 #Luther

YES.