With the Tylenol bullshit I’m reminded that women have always been the scapegoat. Remember, they didn’t burn witches. They burned women. And I have no doubt that some would like to bring that practice back.

#They lie like that because it goes unchecked & those lies flow through the MSM....

In 20-30 more years, the studies of the long term effects of social media on our brains, relationships, and health are going to be met with "i knew it!" But by then, we'll be dressed like Chris Tucker in The Fifth Element, eating ai snacks made by a sex robot that does your thinking for you.

The G. O. A. T. announcer.

Not we Wolverines

Squirrel took a peanut right from my hand. Look at me. I'm Brother Nature now.

Have you seen my baseball?

That shit fake as hell tho. HAS to be.

Exactly 3 Ks in her name. #CoincidenceImSure

"I'm devastated by the loss."

My boss needs to order more stuff from Amazon that gets delivered before I get off work by THIS particular driver.

And don't run up on a 4 way stop with more than 1 other car. MFers be at the intersection like

People who act like turning or getting in the turn lane is the most difficult thing in the history of life. Use the WHOLE lane to get over.

You were paying for the lights in Heaven for the rapture.

Why did y'all use a pic of Harold Ramis?

Grapefruit exists. Trash as a fruit AND a juice.

Any of y'all know a place that does back transplants? I don't think a backiotomy will suffice. I need new shit.

Like, everyone told Kamala to fuck off. She fucked off. And now people are mad at her for obeying the will of the people who let the president win.

Attn: Boys to men If you can't pee w/o getting it on the seat, either lift the seat or sit down. #PissinAintEasy

Same chicken Sugar Hill Gang rapped about. That bread tho...

Ole Miss?

I guess I gotta stop deactivating Facebook. Every time I do a friend dies. Starting to feel like a personal attack.

Yall 😭😭😭😭

Это звучит ужасно знакомо.

That's why i pushback on incremental change. It is always used to justify not doing the whole thing. And eventually the goalposts move and you are gaslit by people saying it was NEVER that bad. It was. And still is. That bad.

That's what's wild to me. Back in the 90s they would say "you gotta admit, it's better...right?" And yeah getting punched 5 times is better than getting punched 10. But i don't want to get punched. And if i punch back you say "we can't support your desire to not be punched because you punched back."

If you are younger than Roe v Wade, a lot of this happened before you were born. But proximity to the time matters. Schools were desegregated but the attitudes took MUCH longer to change on a large scale. My childhood was full of racism? But you want me to say it's over because it's not lynching.

I am reminded that i was born one year after some places (virginia, south carolina are examples) FINALLY ended school segregation. Some Va schools (like Crestwood) were still segregated in 1971. Gen X is predominately still alive and some went to both segregated and integrated schools.

Multiple people have been shot at the Dallas ICE field office, ABC reports

This chart

So this MFer came back up to show me some notifications & a few new skeets, just to refresh & remove the new skeets & still not display notifications.

Blink twice if you can see this. 👀👀

IF ANYBODY CAN SEE THIS, BLINK TWICE. BUT ONLY AS A QUOTE OR INDIVIDUAL SKEET, CUZ REPLIES DON'T WORK.

🤔

Can @ people, but still not reskeet or reply. Lemme try a quote.

Herbert had been planning the escape for months, but was just now realizing how drastically he’d overestimated the length of his cord. As Edna Baumgarten's 1973 Plymouth Valiant bears down on him at a crisp 27 mph, he tries to scream, but only a cloud of dust comes out. Then, there is only darkness.

@blurbette.blacksky.app Can you hear me now?

I can apparently skeet, but not reskeet or reply. Am I in the Bluesky Phantom Zone?

Mic check 1, 2

Am I banned?

Once you pop, can YOU stop?

Shiiiiiiit this ain’t a question for me lol IM CUMMING 🌊

Moonlighting was only 5 seasons?