TOILET PAPER SHOULD HANG OVER THE ROLL! THERE'S A PATENT FOR IT! AND IT'S IN THE BIBLE*! 😏 (*somewhere towards the back! [pun intended] 🤭)

WE DON’T NEED A FUCKING TREATMENT WE HAVE A VACCINE THAT IS 97% EFFECTIVE AND COULD ERADICATE THE DISEASE IF WE DIDN’T HAVE ANTIVAX GRIFTERS LEADING US 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ www.nytimes.com/2026/06/11/w...

Buttigieg: Nowhere in the Constitution does it say that there have to be nine Supreme Court justices. That one doesn't even take a constitutional amendment. It just takes a readiness to set up a court that fits this country.

Buttigieg: We didn't know it, but we've all been trusting our lives to the restraint of whoever the president might be. And now we have a president who is completely unrestrained. And so the only answer to that is a functioning Congress. It turns out we do not have a functioning Congress.

Re: The Knicks at MSG This is a lesson to all of us: If someone brings bad energy in your space, you gotta clear that out. Burn some palo santo or rosemary, light a white candle, or you can even clap your hands around the area but you gotta get rid of it.

Nothing exposes people’s intentions more than disappointment or disagreement.

Put more OU football games at 11 @secfootball.bsky.social!

Not I. I'd sooner have a "General Tsos Fo Sho" in my phone.

It has not been requested, but was once offered. Any future offers or requests would be met open.spotify.com/track/4738qG...

It took a minute to kick in, but the stank has been lifted!

I don’t think he’s dirty. I think he’s physical. And because the most recent generation of players are used to the Open Floor free flowing style of play anything outside of that is seen as dirty. For the record, I think Draymond is dirty to add context. I thought Bruce Bowen was dirty too.

All y’all wanted to MAKE EGYPT GREAT AGAIN. Now look at you, locusts flying up ya ass.

The closest LJS to me closed. It's a Mexican restaurant now. I will try it one day, but ima protest my loss for awhile.

I only played 1 year of organized sports. Football, sophomore year at Papillion. Coach made me hate football. And that is SUPER hard to do.

80 Days ULM over Alabama youtu.be/3qc-bj2i2nQ?...

If you were on Midnight Love on BET more than 3 times, you made it.

I thought Troop would big bigger & hang around longer in the spotlight. A lot of these groups still make music & perform, but you have to actively look for them. Same for Zhane. Sending My Love >>>

If you up 29, stay up.

One of the greatest NAYWHOOOOOOOOOS of all time. open.spotify.com/track/4Xhrow...

So the birds AND that nigga screech in pain?

The baseball kids about to start acting stupid. It's 6:38am.

I would like to leave work RIGHT NOW.

"Not everyone wants AI for everything". As Google leans into AI overviews and summaries in search results, Microsoft just launched a "kill switch" extension for Edge and Chrome to disable AI entirely in Bing searches.

I’m passionate about art. So I wanted my work free and accessible. I will be working on the accessibility of the work itself so those who use screen readers can easily use it. Please give me some time but I will have that available soon.

Do you care what people think of you in general, or only people you actually care about?

5 o'clock in the morning. Where you gonna be?

Rain stopped, but I know that field wetter than

Imagine if everything battery powered alerted you to a low battery like smoke detectors.

Ima use my 1 for the month early. GOOD MORNING

I've already had to endure the Eagles winning the Superbowl, now the Knicks are #OnTheCusp

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObutimhappyforyouOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Some days I wasn't able, there was always caine.

It’s time. Presenting my first self-published digital book. Title: What’s Left… libraryofsunknown.notion.site/What-s-Left-... Written by: me Illustrated by: @elisaddiq.bsky.social Narrated by: @vjlonir.bsky.social I hope these words reach those who need it. Enjoy!

I wonder how many times they had to reshoot that scene of Todd Bridges saying nigger on LHOtP because Michael Landon kept chuckling.

I bet not see ONE complaint about language from an elected official.

Adam & Eve mentions after they ate the apple & ruined the world.

"Mary? Virgin? Virgin Records? Virgin Airlines?"

The notifications show if there's a gif on the skeet. It looks STUPID.

Trump just has a "Yeah he did it." face. Like anything bad or ridiculous you accuse him of is believable. "He took a shit & put some on a bun & told this kid it was a sloppy joe. Watched him take a bite."

I just woke and saw the score. Maybe it was worth it 🤣🤣

I'm sure humidity has its uses, but we ain't never gonna be friends.

This mofo is trying to get me to believe he was inside a damn whale the entire weekend!! Just say you hate me, damn!

“These streets ain’t sesame” is one of my new favorite phrases

OH MY BAD THERE IT IS

Every time we get close to CWS, these storms show up like an annoying neighbor in a sitcom.

“You tryna tell me shawty said an angel told her she having the baby of Christ and 3 random dudes just knew exactly where her and ol boy at and pull up on em after the baby born?? Yea aight them niggas was “wise”, alright” - some biblical YN

Solomon, ordering that baby to be cut in half

My own life. Peace.

It wasn't for coochie, but I was in love. My dumb ass was driving her & this guy she liked around one day. They in the back seat all lovey dovey, me in the front looking like Morgan Freeman.

“Watching OG Anunoby tip in that miss for a Knicks win, I thought about my own life. I couldn't help but wonder: are we all just one good put-back away from turning it all around?”