Fuck

I was curious how many states have a panhandle. Now I know my geography and counted 5 in my head but google says its 9, some sources saying 10… i just feel like some of these shouldnt count. Maryland, West Virginia, Florida, Oklahoma, Alaska… thats a mfing panhandle… Nebraska?? Stop playin with me

They finally made the deal to fund DHS… its the same deal republicans rejected last week… Dems like Schumer calling this a win because they forced the republicans hands… the deal doesn’t include any restrictions on ICE agents’ conduct….

I just realized my strava app double counts my runs because i track it in both the app and on my watch so it looks like i ran twice. I thought i was making my weekly goals whole time i was barely making half my goal

Still just like i was at 19 lmao

I wont you

Its only 9:30?!? Im ti’d, boss

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

Its about damn time!

Someone call Oliver Stone. Tell him we got a blockbuster on our hands

Shiiiiit imma make it last. I put $30 in the yesterday and it just put me over half a tank

Idk as someone who never got to have a birthday at Chuck E. Cheese, i think it’d be nice to have one there as an adult. I feel like maybe they should have an adult night just for that. Tbh an adult Chuck E. Cheese (and no not Dave n busters bc they don’t have a ball pit you doofus)

Having chipotle for lunch is bold af. My bootyhole would be fighting for its life by 2:30

I gotta catch up on Beauty in black

This painting is coming together so nicely

If i was more clever with my compliments i’d be flirting with yall all day

Im in the gym before 9am. Its supposed to get back in the 60s today so i might go for a runski too

Yall make me regret going to bed at a decent time

WET 💦 WET 💦 WET 💦

A little commotion for Taylor Rooks...

Do companies still have retreats?

My plug not answering and virginia just made recreation legal last week. Idkkkkkkkkkkkkk that smoke shop might have to see me

The windshield wiper going while its bright and sunny is funny but also its so florida

Hygiene and symmetry is all i need. Also the glossiness can bump it up a notch or two. Oil does wonders

Whats that website where they let you order plan b for the low low?

mhmm

I come into the convo late as hell so it looks like im randomly talking about kinky shit at 8am

Thats the only thing i’ll say about that other app… they was definitely kinkier. Yall kinda vanilla and a bit shamey sometimes. Granted some kinks should be shamed but spit?!? Feet?!? Thats regular

Shawty can piss on me idc

The lord has only ever blessed me with 2 maaaaybe 3 dick suckers in my lifetime so at this point i dont really require it. At least not for more than a minute.

It's funny cause it's true!

Omg eww i cant believe it

Eat her ass then give her a fat wet kiss so you know its real 😌

I give it two seasons

Every time smh

It’s 4 movies in the theaters i wanna see. I should make a day of it

New recession indicator just dropped

Gonna start making my own characters, one of them being a really meat muscley ma bound by tiny dainty ropes

I just seen someone talk about why we dont have double stuffed pop tarts

Me: I’m tired of pulling out My common sense:

I want the kind of sex you have where you buy the plan b beforehand because you know how I’m coming

I’m bout to make my horniness everyone’s problem

My headlight is out but i need some coochie real real bad. Should i risk it?

If God loved me, some pussy would fall in my lap riiiiight now 👀

You a risky mf to even consider eating a “knobbed” apple

I lowkey want sushi today