Is it just because im high or is this tree perfect??

This only happens to you once

This were we at currently 🙃🙃🙃

Yall aint tell me about this Reasonable Doubt show!!!

But when i tell my flat butt shawty “your butt is the perfect size” why she cant be ok with that then?

This why he called Glorilla twin

Well i’m just now hearing that theres a hurricane and two tropical storms in the Atlantic that are probably gonna somehow interact with each other in a rare occurrence known as the Fujiwhara effect

The point he’s completely ignoring in his statement is that who you voted for tells you A LOT about who a person is and what things are important to them. Fuck out of here. It’s the consequences of your actions coming back on you.

In other news, my 50pck of condoms came in the mail a lot quicker than i thought they would. Is the universe trying to tell me something🤔?

I know a propaganda film when i see one

I just had to take a cold shower because its hot as balls in my apartment

well see the signs were there. people who never have an opinion on anything are always shitty people. people who are 'apolitical' are a huge red flag but good on her for finally getting rid of the shit around her

Added alt text with full quote. “When I see that, I worry that they might face serious trouble down the line if they don't take it more seriously.”

In case AI art didn't made you mad already.

My buildings ac is suppoooooooosed to be fixed this morning which means it aint getting fixed till Monday probably

Me like

Thigh high socks??

I see why yall are always so mad

Yall muscley niggas always moving the goal post. I’M GOING TO THE GYM AS MUCH AS I CAN OKAY?!??

If theres a gay agenda, this is the straight agenda 😂😂😂

Aaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

To add to this....ALL classes are economic classes Gender is an ECONOMIC class Race is an ECONOMIC class Sexuality is an ECONOMIC class That's kinda what their wave feminism was trying to teach everyone, but a lot of white leftist don't read feminist theory...

After i buy these new running shoes im turning my card off for 3 weeks 😂

- No turn signal - Slow ass mergers - People that generally think theyre the only person with somewhere to be - People with disregard to the fact that they’re in a 2-ton death machine

Ooo i have a painting of them 😏

PEOPLE REFUSE TO USE THEIR GOT DAMN TURN SIGNALS.

Shit like this is unbelievable to those that have an ounce of sense unfortunately we’re not the ones they’re trying to convince 😕

Every sex scene in Sinners was absolutely necessary lol

Kraken, you have 48 hours to respond or all yall squids pussy

he declined to share the one that said "kash patel is a fugly slut"

Not gonna lie, a couple of these woulda got me 🤣

My jerk reaction would be to swing my arm behind me so i was scared for them the whole video lmao

I might have to delete hinge or unmatch everyone because its so overwhelming having to talk to every person. And i know how that sounds which is why i say i might just delete the whole app

This is because America likes white supremacy. Plenty of Black Americans have told yall Trump is a racist POS for half a century and all yall do is laugh and call him an imbecile while handing him the port of the entire country

I -

My job is giving me more and more responsibilities closer to that of a licensed architect which im happy to take on and i also know that raises should be around the corner within the next few months but if i dont get one Imma start looking for jobs closer to where i live

The League aint filled with as many superstars as ya think 😭😭😭😭

My bluesky not working?

Sex = Stimming for me

Sex = stimming

Like when people hear i don’t cum from head i like that they are excited for the challenge but i know it’s not gonna happen within the first 5 seconds

It’s a lot of dick enthusiasts that can’t actually suck dick. The penis is a complex organ that likes to get over simplified like all you gotta do is touch it and boom you cum. It’s not on us peen people.

The apartment across from me had their door open when i walked out of mine i seen they had them a GOOD refrigerator. I WANT THAT REFRIGERATOR

Lmao he said we the REAL children of Israel 🤣🤣🤣

When in doubt, draw more. When in doubt, draw more. When in doubt, draw more. When in doubt, draw more. When in doubt, draw more. When in doubt, draw more. When in doubt, draw more. When in doubt, draw more. When in doubt, draw more.

Pretty Brown Eyes is a song about a nigga crying about a woman that curved him when you really think about it

He gonna be calling Miles a puerto rican porch monkey

she must know my manager personally lmao she hits every characteristic spot on

Finally got to talk to shawty in my office but my planned topic of discussion didnt work lmao i asked her about running bc we did that 5k together she said “oh nah i havent been running like that anymore” i said dammit lol but still had a good chat

Trump went to the UN and called them folks pussy