Now playing: Sophie Faith - “Salt” 🎶

Solange son dating Tommie Lee??

Please tell me why my car is in the front yard and I’m sleeping with my clothes on?!??

DESTROYYYYY THE EMPIREEEEEEEE open.spotify.com/track/6BvgJ5...

Gonna get my first feetus deleetus this summer. TURN UP!!!

I made a video about how i dont like planning first dates but the more i think about it… i think opinion’s changed lol. Because if i like you like you, then imma like planning the date. But if i dont know you fr yet then i dont like it because idk what it is you like to do and where you wanna go🤔hmm

Counter point: **at least they’re dead

*saves image* lmfaooo

This doesnt answer the question, for one. Two, it goes completely over your head the inherent similarities between ICE and slave catchers… unless you’re trying to say “if more of the slave catchers were black…”but i dont think its possible to be that much of a coon so imma guess you’re just dumb

The Black ICE agents running you down at the airport to see your passport after you already showed it to the TSA agent

This nigga the feds

I have a printer now but when i didnt i would just go down to fedex (they bought kinko’s, iykyk) and pay a couple cents for a print

I know it smell good in there

I hate the way ballpoint pens feel when i write with them 🤢 Makes the hair on my back stand at attention

The irony if he ends up AI’ing himself out of a job. The AI finds out about an affair he’s having and hits him with the “I know your secret, Mark”

Speaking of niggas being overly concerned about dicks… just last week (well i blocked him last week) i was catfished by a guy who was fucking the same girl as me YEARS ago because she told him i fuck her the best and he just couldn’t let it go (remember when i said i had to bring my knife with me?)

Yall talking about dicks and i perked up but yall not talking about dick like i be talking about dick lol. Carry on

Evergreen.

Saudis said keep the war going. My money says they gonna keep the war going

I really flip flop between wanting to be up under somebody and wanting to be alone in silence next to my plants and paintings. If only i could fet both at the same time. Being alone while also being in my person’s skin

Remember when people used to say “eat my ass” as an insult?

That picture of Tyler Perry kissing that lady was AI?!?!!!?!???

I dont try to be too thirsty on yalls posts but i just gotta say, the camera LOVES yall. Im talmbout “i love you” after a week of dating moving in together after a month in love with you. Im talmbout get married raise a family grow old together get buried in the same plot in love with you my gawd

A, put the evil eye on them and let the universe do its thing

FYI, this is a Black woman stan account.

Yes please

Skate Station down by the mall. To this day i remind my mom how she never let us go and thats why idk how to roller skate

Idk these people but its two mixed kids on Duke that you can’t tell me aren’t just white men with Afros

I keep listening to this clip trying to find where they use the word “whimsical” and by golly i cant find it

This not even that high tbh he need to double it and negotiate from there. Especially because im sure they gonna want to franchise it

I need my oral fixation fixated, you feel me?

I teleported to a waffle house once in 2016 i swear to gawd i was at the club closed my eyes, opened them and i nice old black lady was handing me a waffle with chocolate chips i swear to gawd

I need the biggest areola i can find so i can put it in my mouf

Any time I’m in a state where pornhub doesn’t require an ID to enter

Imma do some late night tinder swiping and go to bed

I was talking with my friend today about my love life (or lack thereof). Its hard to put all that shit into words. I just wanna do fun bisexual shit with my person. Why is that so hard? Where they at?

An ultra-capitalist publication trying to critique a democratic socialist would point out some dumb shit like this. What, he was supposed to pick broke rappers just because?

I plead da fif

Hold up i took this picture of my back on this hotel mirror and i look like i grew wings (excuse the paleness, summer can’t get here fast enough, i sweatergawd)

Finally made it to philly

That’s Gainesville

Eid on the Equinox Alhamdullilah

You know the vibes

My kinda type shit

While he dressed in denim head to toe? Lol stop playing

Wasnt expecting this pairing but it make sense. He only date biracials and they both ATL down

Damn, with the quickness

If you got money for war you got money to leave me tf alone!