The only thing that keeps me from believing certain conspiracy theories is knowing how beholden this world is to capital so 9/10 if there qint no ROI on that conspiracy imma probably not believe it.

When the world ends, imma be eating some pussy Inshallah

And OJ really didn’t do it!

Honestly, growing selling papers in a suit and bowtie is why the hot weather dont make me no nevermind 😂😂😂. Not just growing up in Florida

I remember first hearing about this on tumblr

$120 to run this half marathon? And i know by the end when they add fees and taxes itll be over $150

Talk about FACES

Du Bois would’ve HATED Black-ish

We’ve fallen asleep together about 3-4 nights in a row and every time we go to sleep cuddling and wake up in the exact same spot. And we both acknowledged we’re shifty sleepers but somehow neither of us moved, overheated, got uncomfortable, nothing. Went to sleep in a dream, woke up in a fairytale.

I slept like a baby because i was in her arms

I slept like a baby

Cult cult cult cult cult cult

I know I’m late but Sister Sledge kinda fine

The same Tennessee that… this world is something else, i tell ya

If your genitals could speak, what would they say

She said “i’ve noticed a pattern about you. You’re very ‘…Squirrel!!!’” I said

Another perfect day brought by her presence. Yeah this is it.

one thing i ain’t ever been is a bad kisser

I brought shawty to the crib last night and Nala didnt even trip. She even rubbed her face on her leg a couple times

Another one!

Yall pray for me. The flesh is weak.

Imma start at 3 then move to 2 and whisper “Booker said you a bitch and you can’t whoop him, you gonna let him talk like that”

Im sick fr

I just dropped my blunt in the mud. I maaaaaybe smoked about 20-25% of it.

Unless it’s fake …

See now if Drake wanted to, this would be a great opportunity to get back in [some] folks good graces. As litigious as his ass like to be, if he DONT send the cease and desist, its gonna say so much

New Jorja Smiff dropped?

Well. These sure are words.

Drake fans be like

Lmao he said

2001 was really a great year for music

Tony Brothers aka the most hated ref in the nba talmbout he wanna run for mayor

Robot Rituals are just the beginning. Yall ain’t seen Animatrix?????

Listening to 3 albums at midnight like they not gon be here tomorrow

THREE albums????

3 albums? Lmao good night

???

I went on tik tok for a minute and everybody in love listen to Drake album. What i heard did not make me wanna go listen, imma be honest

I was good with just a hug. The hugs are immaculate. But the kiss?!?? The kiss made me melt.

Its like every date is better than the last

I’m conflicted bc luv to see black women in Tech buuuuut hate to see AI buuuuuut i know Pinterest gonna steal this because its already like 50% AI… pero also i feel like this is baiting so i can’t even say “hope she ends up on her feet” bc this could be fake just to self promote. So… yeah 🤷🏽‍♂️

“The Fast and The Furious premiere at the Cannes Film Festival” are not words i ever thought i’d hear together in a sentence without “will never ever ever” in the middle of

Meat is beat. Blunt been smoked. Ass is washed The fuck have you done with your morning?

But i always said, all Drake had to do was rap good. Post Not Like Us, he wasnt doing that at all. If this album is actually good then he’ll be back up. Not over Kendrick tho. Only way he could is if he diss him again and bests him this time but i think he should just leave that and do his bops

If i owned a physical copy of NWTS i woulda broke that bitch as much as i played that album.

I know I’ve seen every Austin Powers movie but Goldmember is the only one i remember scene for scene

Random Task from Austin Powers:

The bye Rachel’s need to have a restructuring meeting because these old grievances just dont fly no more

Them student loans people dont give a goddamn if you have 0 dollars in your account. If that autopay is set up your account will go to negative [insert payment amount here] and and they just be like “better talk to ya bank”