The jeers are going to be so loud that I'm gonna hear them all the way out in Brooklyn.

If I had a dog like this, I’d laugh for 40 days and 40 nights

If the Knicks win the NBA championship, I’d like a plate of oxtail, Mac and cheese, rice and peas, and plantain, Jadakiss blaring through the streets, and a Conga line.

"The Count of Monte Cristo" with the lead being Black A TV adaptation of "Crime and Punishment"-- Martin McDonagh writes and directs because it's gotten be funny and macabre A TV adaptation blend of "The Lottery" and "The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas" And also...my book ZEAL.

For ten years, Trump has taken up so much real estate in the news. Everything from a racist dog whistle to a fart, we know about it. So you’re damn right I wanna read some news reporting about animals on the loose. Absolutely

Wait yall if we’re getting reports of animals on the loose, media might be healing. Just a little. Juuust a little.

The Knicks won. Mamdani is mayor. I love this damn city.

Josephine Baker was born June 3, 1906

Sometimes I can be a bit of a film snob but I won't let you shit-talk "Be Cool." I'm sorry, I gotta draw the line somewhere.

Ahead of the release of Spawning Season, Script spoke with writer and biologist Joe Osmundson (@reluctantlyjoe.bsky.social) about his experiment in queer parenthood. www.script.health/article/spaw...

Oh see now I still need Burger King LOL Get a loved one who knows CPR and go get that whopper.

There is a saying that the vast majority of Americans are one emergency away from poverty. This is true. What's also true, I believe, is that most millennials are one crashout away from never coming back.

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I woke up the day after my birthday with hip pain and I was like, what the hell is going on here. *moments later* uh oh. it starts...

Just looking at this makes me feel like the inflammation is happening in my body right this moment LOL

A cinnabon or bourbon chicken from a declining mall would send me right to the upper room. If I had a sip of Tang or Sunny Delight, I'd pass out.

When you get to be 30+, I believe there are some foods that you loved as a kid but if you ate it now, you might die. Case in point: Cinnabon. As a Jersey kid and a lover of malls, I loved me some Cinnabon. I fear if I took a bite now, I'd spontaneously combust.

It's my birthday today 😊 I am happy, grateful, and also in disbelief at my big age.

Why is it so damn cold out?!?!

“Margo’s Got Money Troubles” was very good, btw.

No one warned me how quickly you can become overstimulated as an adult.

Every single day I am grateful to the people who fight. The ones who just take considered and consistent action every day. Thank you.

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Oh we’re naming!!!

RIP Mikhail Bulgakov You would have loved how absurd this timeline is.

Sorry I cannot understand what you’ve just written. What?

If Mayor Mamdani keeps up this likability, he’s gonna make right wingers go crazy once he’s photographed in a crisp non-black suit one of these days.

Please tell me that those video screenshots of that lady huffing and puffing are AI-generated. I refuse to believe that they are real.

Druski really did a number on that woman. After that skit went viral, she changed up her whole aesthetic and it really needs to be studied.

If you really think about, that widow lady would've been given the sun, moon, and the stars if there were no pyrotechnics, eye-widening movements, and glitter clothing. But sometimes you gotta just let people do what it do and watch.

I get into that first syllable and realize I have turned down an alley for whose destination is unknown.

Worcestershire. I'm always ready to get active.

I am watching "Texas Chain Saw Massacre" for the first time. Look, I know the 70s were a different time but you don't walk into someone's house even if the door is unlocked!

"In the 1960s, a good first novel might receive 90 individual newspaper reviews in America and England, the novelist Reynolds Price wrote in his memoir 'Ardent Spirits.' By 2009, the year “Ardent Spirits” was issued, he reckoned the number was 20 at best. What would it be now? Two? Three?" Yup.

No more fluids! No more fluids!

Dear filmmakers, please exhibit illness beyond vomiting. PLEASE. There are other ways! Do something else!!!

A bookstore with a dispensary attached to it. Or a summer camp for adults

see...now...

I'm too confused right now.

Oh so we are going to Popeye's

It is supremely hard to be a person right now, but it would also be great if everyone could stop wilding out because of clause one.

My skeet about Popeye's has gone viral and the crazy part is, that wasn't me at my funniest! I was just skeeting before the edible hits!

If we ever go to a formal dinner and shots are fired, I don't care if we have on make-up and gowns, get in the car, bitch. We're going to Popeye's

ain't no amount of herb crusted chicken breast worth all this

It's gonna be a long night.

This photo of Percy makes me laugh. #Caturday

If you piss off an elephant, it’s your fault. There are no “both sides.”

Them elephants remembered his ass.

Keanu Reeves?

You see, when you’re well liked, you always have a girlie pop army to count on.