When Harry Met Sally and Grogu.

I get into that first syllable and realize I have turned down an alley for whose destination is unknown.

Color me shocked* *Opposite Day www.koco.com/article/clev...

WAITER: would you care for dessert JEFF: i’ll have the jello GEOFF: i’ll have the geollo JEFF: jesus christ not this again GEOFF: geosus christ

this is what happens when you give maladjusted people access to obscene wealth without fear of consequences. what a goober.

Just to remind everyone: There’ve been at least 115 U.S. mass shootings in 2026, leading to 130 deaths and 460 injuries. www.wcvb.com/article/mass... There have been at least 32 incidents with gunfire on school grounds, leading to 14 deaths and 15 injuries. everytownresearch.org/maps/gunfire...

restaurant.

Many "prestige" tv shows are like a high school essay that was fluffed to meet a page count, or the work meeting that could have been an email. I wish they would just make a movie instead.

We should just help our neighbors with full dignity and no strings attached. Most people are honest and want to take care of their families. Optimizing for a few dishonest people almost always costs us far more than it saves, but financially and otherwise.

I'm 1-12 against my wife in NYT Crossplay (née Scrabble).

"Save the Date for Mental Health Awareness Month Webinar" email today feels like being told to use paper straws by your boss while working at a large industrial polluter.

It’s so funny when the vet writes a prescription for my cat using my last name. Like, what, you thought we were related? Do we look alike? This is just a little guy who lives in my house and eats my food! I call him Mr Banana but that’s not his real name or anything!

perfect, no notes

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For me, Lee Cronin’s “The Mummy” suffers from plot holes and from conflating gross and scary. I left feeling like the director tried to launder a child possession story through the cachet of “The Mummy” as a horror brand. ★★☆☆☆

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

See how elastic our prejudices grow when once love comes to bend them.

Counterpoint: I use em dashes with abandon and will not let "AI" steal them from me. I was overusing them first and will continue to do so long after "AI" is a crater in our financial system, or our merciless overlords, or both

so this is what they mean by "living vicariously through others"

Now... if that man not resigning ... she shouldn't be resigning www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

A gift from my wife — a fountain pen made from cholla cactus, made by a local artist named Shep Walker.

i bet this goes crazy if you’re a dumbass

more good people in life should take chances on themselves with the same confidence that these fucking losers subject us to in this country.

thank goodness, we don’t need to so easily see what is happening.

yep

There it is: A full year of days spent playing golf in just over five years as president. www.pbump.net/outofoffice

Being a 5 year old must be so confusing — your parents just spent years being excited about your burps and farts, and talking about poop and pee all the time; then all of a sudden this is considered inappropriate behavior.

the watcher watches.

'A simple (perfect) life' - my spring landscape is finally finished! An apple orchard in bloom, old railway, sheep with their lambs and an allotment being prepared for growing :) Zoom in to see all the other tiny details too... I think this might be my favourite aerial embroidery I've ever done!

Our PhD student Kennedy Orwa, who studies applications of AI to health care, was hastily deported today to Kenya along with his 13-year-old son without opportunity to speak to legal counsel. King 5 reports that he held a valid visa that was rescinded without explanation.

color.

some friends are visiting.

Iranian navy source says only two oil tankers used the ceasefire to pass through the Strait of Hormuz before Israel violated the agreement. Strait now closed to all except Iranian ships and vessels coming from Iran. -Al-Mayadeen

@stormscale.io Well, it only took me a bit more than a year since your recommendation, but I beat GOW (2018) on PS5 at 100%. That was a great story!

does this person, one of the most powerful people in the country, also have moral clarity — or do they just stop at "we made a video for the kids and pray they will save us"?

this was probably a regrettable pre-scheduled post, but what an impotent opposition party. beyond being tone deaf, it also treats voters as morons who can only focus on one thing at a time. methinks that is projection by these do-nothing goobers.

I refuse to cede the em dash

This is like the biblically accurate angels, but for Easter.

honored.

i was once on a very long walk in 2017 and was reading news on my phone. i looked up to see that a group of goats had gathered and were now following me. they ended up harassing me for a mile.