Do you have an outdoor event planned and worried about getting rained on? Hire me.

lol this is perfect

Bump. Never fails. Today’s rain event is basically gone.

For all the hype this week has gotten, my weather station has recorded 0.09” of rain so far this week. We’ll see what tomorrow brings. But as much as I want to appreciate any cool wet weather, the pessimist in me has to point out this is setting up to be effectively another bust.

Didn’t know wood siding in a shower was a thing?

The soul-crushing downward trend of QPF over lead-time in Colorado for the past 6 months. Probably should xeriscape my entire property. Or just wait for fire to engulf us all this summer.

Growing up in Keene NH, can confirm.

Being a 5 year old must be so confusing — your parents just spent years being excited about your burps and farts, and talking about poop and pee all the time; then all of a sudden this is considered inappropriate behavior.

Grew up in a New Hampshire household where my dad would get upset when he was stuck inside on a rainy day. Now I'm in Colorado, in 2026, and every sunny dry day is driving me slightly more crazy.

Anytime anyone says we can’t have [some social policy] because of how much it would cost, it’s just not true. The money is there. It’s how we choose to use it

I know this is the most obvious, cliche post ever. But still, it’s wild to me how much money is spent killing people vs healing people.

I mean there it is.

80 degrees at DIA, at 10:30am, in March. We’re so screwed.

It’s not even 10a and Denver’s already tied the daily record (75°). Ridiculous. #COwx

Here's the outlier you've all been waiting for. It's currently 75F in Denver, CO at 11 PM MDT. On March 21st.

I’m all about the last two minutes of March Madness games

...And, again today, a huge swath of the continental United States clear across from the Pacific Coast to Mississippi River is experiencing all-time March monthly record heat. Some locations are so hot that they are actually exceeding *April* all-time record highs. Incredible.

Oklahoma having a normal March day

Don't let me down GFS

Can confirm

OH. MY. GAWD.

Only saving grace during this historic heat wave is that the sunset is still early-ish

Hi, just wondering, do you carry a weather in between these sizes?

I miss seasons

lolll NBM for Denver

New exercise plan — actually do every workout that my 4-month-old accidentally starts on my watch

At this point I think Colorado angered God somehow, because at this rate this state is going to be a pile of ashes before summer even hits

unpopular opinion — I kinda like everything about daylight savings. The tradition, the extra light in the summer evenings, and mornings would be way too dark in the winter if we adopted it full time.

AIGFS telling us to just give up now.

Vaccinate your kids or kindly fuck off

Bye DIA 👋

This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."

With my kid squirming in one arm, I put a teabag in the pot and read the inspired marketing on its package, “This moment is just for you” And I chuckle

February 28th in Arvada, CO and it hasn’t dropped below 50 all night

Denver Mayor Mike Johnston issued an executive order directing city police to intervene during clashes involving federal immigration officers, saying that local law enforcement has a duty to protect people’s civil rights and provide aid to the city’s residents. coloradosun.com/2026/02/26/d...

My hot take is that ChatGPT will take the same trajectory as wikipedia, which used to be scorned before it became a respected source. I kinda have no problem with someone saying "I asked ChatGPT" - Respect for being transparent vs every other person/service regurgitating AI output behind a front

I believe these are the rankings for Strongest Atlantic Hurricanes now. Melissa moves up one notch to tie #1 for winds & remains tied #3 for pressure. www.accuweather.com/en/hurricane...

56 degrees at 10pm. This is the dumbest winter I’ve ever experienced.

The "fuck it" equivalent of an Oklahoma-sized severe warning for a QLCS. Starting to question, should people even try living here anymore, or is this the same as buying a house below sea level in New Orleans.

With the inaccuracies in snowfall measurements, flaws and inconsistencies in practices, and limitations from drifting, it’s hilarious that we record it at a tenth inch precision.

This aged poorly

I'm sure you'll all be thrilled to learn that in the last 24 hours, Providence has seen nearly triple Denver's *seasonal* snowfall (32.8" vs. 13.4")

This is the darkest timeline. Share your wealth New England!

Central Park easily getting their 4th or 5th biggest snowstorm on record

USA took gold in the lesser known winter Olympic event of blizzard prediction

This is really proving to be an historic blizzard from Philly to NYC to Providence to Boston

Let me repeat myself - I’m jealous of anyone with any precipitation AT ALL.

This should work out very well, with the pivoting band just on the eastern edge of Tomer‘s outline over New Jersey. Details like the small moat in totals is depicted perfectly, and could end up near NYC and western LI. And meanwhile SNE is just getting raked.

Weather community: We should get away from using deterministic forecasts. Also weather community: 2-32” possible. I think we need to figure out why some of the most accessible maps to the public also have some of the most ridiculous output. Not blaming any one org. But that’s problematic.