Me when I encounter a MAGA OnlyFans girl

Rand Paul loves hemp farmers more than Chuck Schumer loves his own mother

Real Sleepytime hour over here

Ladies over 35: we are not "rapidly aging". We are "one day closer to achieving JCO-levels of righteous cronedom with each passing sunset."

A truly incredible update bsky.app/profile/razz...

When you forget the word "homonormative" and don't have any queer friends to remind you what it is or any PoC friends whose existence would remind you to be embarrassed by your chosen alternative

The Democratic Party is so committed to mistrusting and de-emphasizing grassroots swells of support that they legitimately believe “issues” are a thing that they direct and control, rather than things that they respond to and capitalize on. It makes me feel insane.

“Never ascribe to malice what can be adequately explained by incompetence” underestimates the level of malice most doctors have for their chronically ill patients. He understands, but he’s banking on his constituents not understanding.

If you’re another one of the tens of millions of people whose life has been made inordinately harder by the mediocre fascists and oligarchs currently running the show, I just wanna say I’m so glad you haven’t given up yet, and I hope you give yourself credit for that

They’re out here coming up with new ways for us to suffer every day, big and small

Phew, almost had a full week there of people thinking electoralism might save us. We are our only way out of this.

Passing on the “Elon’s FinDomme” crown to a new queen 👑

Magnifique

When you yell at me, this is who you’re yelling at

A friend of mine used to fax black sheets of paper to Mitch McConnell's office whenever she was mad at him and we can carry on the tradition

Another thing you can do instead of call your senator is send them a fax. If you're under 30, you probably don't know that this is a very annoying thing to do but somehow it is still legal: faxzero.com/fax_senate.php

Why does the House, the larger of the two legislative bodies, not simply eat the Senate

People are basically spending money on hope. Just like tithing to church. Maybe it'll help you out.

I had an argument with xCLP's other dad once because I referred to a state of poverty where "Your best option is to buy a lottery ticket" and he insisted that was stupid because the odds were so low. Yes, but the odds of everything else are worse

Saw a lot of people gambling on this outcome as well as on Sunday football. Setting aside what it means to gamble on democracy, I think the reason gambling is so much more common among the poor is bc you can't be good with money if you don't have money + these ghouls will not let people have money.

Oh right and then sometimes each private company that does Medicaid managed care has its own special term on top of whatever your state is calling it 🤪

I still remember years ago arguing with my brother-in-law about Obamacare, and he goes “it hasn’t helped a single person!” I told him “your sister and I are in it right now” and he gave me the most confused look.

Y'all, the number of people who do not realize they have Obamacare, let alone Medicaid.... it blows my mind.

I remember reading the Miami Herald piece on Epstein back in 2018 on Longform, when it was being presented as just another entry in the endless Me Too litany, and I have to be really real that I still struggle to conceive of *his* being the jam that Ol’ Donny Trump finally fails to wriggle out of

“I practice nonhierarchical polyamory” Oh wow it’s so great that your job lets you add two+ domestic partners to your health insurance plan

Mamdani's line that billionaires spent more to oppose his candidacy than he proposed to tax them really says it all. Like a company that shuts down a profitable location as soon as it unionizes. The principle of maintaining control is more important.

I need more media outlets to cover the housing crisis like this instead of interviewing developers about a “housing shortage”.

I also have a lot of questions about this

your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court

If the Trump regime is unironically good for one thing, it’s constantly reminding us that “the law” is just an idea, and you can be on the right side of it for however long you can afford to fight it out in court— and sometimes even beyond that

A good way to sum up my Submissive Training Program is, Teaching You How to be a Sucker for Good Instead of for Evil

applying for jobs again

This reminds me of a post I saw once that was something like Anarchists in media portrayals: Ok guys let's fuck shit up! Real anarchists: After 12 hours of heated debate we've almost reached consensus on using the word "guys" as a collective term of address in meetings

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

Cool part about coming back to pro BDSM after having had a normal job is I’m capable of getting up for morning sessions now 👌🏻

How I’m running all my sessions from now on

I fully believe we each have to be the corporate death penalty we wish to see in the world 🙏🏻

Thank you to the photo app for reminding me of the time I did a succubus role play (mostly ad-libbing by candlelight on a bondage bed to Tricky’s Pre-Millenium Tension)

I’m so done with Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, all the apps. Not wasting my time anymore. I think the best thing to do now if I really want to meet someone is to commit a string of highly publicized and notorious crimes, get sentenced to life without parole and just wait for the letters to pour in.

One thing I love about @prismreports.org is that they work so closely with incarcerated writers, and surface things I had never thought about before. This piece on how extended incarceration is a violation of reproductive rights by functionally serving as involuntary sterilization is fantastic.

I, too, am a woman who strives every day to ruin the workplace

it was me. I ruined the workplace.

I've tried extremely hard and i'm happy to finally be getting some credit

Taking session notes for insurance reimbursement is the perfect use case for AI, yet I'd never trust an AI company to simply sell me that software without using sessions as training data, which is exactly what's happening.

Mamdani’s got power now so he’s cringe

No Noise November. everybody shut up

TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO

survival skills of the poor are the strength and expertise that the privileged lack, but ya'll never wanna listen.

I’m having an existential crisis as a therapist because what good am I if my clients are hungry, and this bitch is just…. resolving the contradictions by torpedoing her own career, I guess.

I had to cut like half of this FTR. I have way too many feelings on this for a social media clip