Beautiful if icy day in Rittenhouse. I still have some availability tonight, Philly, if you reach out ASAP…

Some sort of seals, probably

✨💫abolish health insurance💫 ✨

Introducing my family of origin to this phenomenon, and it’s going great

Ah, our yearly reminder about the importance of a sufficiently flared base

Maybe we’re all living in the timeline where George Bailey died

This website is free, and no one even gets paid to post here

The car rental place only had 3 cars left on the lot, and it turns out none of them were the Toyota Corolla I had reserved, so! Free upgrade! Merry Christmas, bitches!

Dudes Rock

Imagine I used AI to make an FBI’s Most Wanted poster of Judith Butler

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: hookers own Hollywood Regency, and he can’t have it

Some of my most favorite people are principled anti-work grifters. Let’s not sully their fine names by lumping in this shiftless fascist

The only people I can see with a real excuse are sex workers, just because there are so few adult-friendly platforms. But, for obvious reasons, even I was like nah absolutely not

Santa Bloc! Santa Bloc! Santa Bloc!

When I see a cop in Central Park

Will be interesting to see how insurance companies respond to this, and by interesting, I mean I am somehow banking on them to do the right thing and keep covering vaccines just bc sicker kids cost more money

If it never occurred to you how you might spend $7million dollars on a 3-bedroom apartment in Ann Arbor, well! Asked and answered!

"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase

Like much of Trumpian aesthetics, it’s really giving Turkmenistan

I caused problems today

There is only one decent person still working for the US federal government, and it’s whatever 26-year-old runs this account

And they said modeling was not a transferrable skill

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I can't explain it but writing five posts is the equivalent to one text and fifteen posts is the equivalent to one email. (This is me saying I will get to your email soon!)

Uh oh! White men in their 30s doin real bad, as opposed to the rest of us in our 30s, who are famously doing extremely well.

i don’t need chat gpt to sycophantically kiss my ass thanks i’m a hot woman on the internet

Because they don't have to. If Luigi were the random mentally ill unhoused man they (quite reasonably!) assumed he was when they arrested him, this case never would've gone to trial.

The edgelord-style cruelty is expected at this point, but calling anything taxpayers are funding “free” is an intriguing development in their comms style

Without fail, December is once again shaping up to be my most lucrative month as a dominatrix (close second is May-June). I’m sure this says something about the American psyche but I refuse to specify what

“One reason we keep coming back to zines is because zines, by their very nature, are kind of uncensorable,” [citizen archivist Milo] Miller says. ​... No robot is going to go through and scan the material and say, ​‘You can’t publish this.’" @qzap.bsky.social @inthesetimes.com

They’ll pick the high-tech, expensive surveillance & control option every single time over the much more effective AND cost-effective solution called “build a trusting relationship with the young people in your life”

I especially love not knowing which of them actually happened

The more things change…. Anyway, this is me announcing I’ll be inside you for Christmas, Philly, and available for sessions the 26th-28th in Center City. Book now, because otherwise I will be under 3 blankets all that weekend with a mug and old movies and you will not get me out

"Will AI Replace Your Therapist? Kaiser Won't Say No" Okay, I'll say it: no. They're using this as a scare tactic. www.kqed.org/science/1999...

Good to see you out there Gen A

I’ll be honest: I don’t know how the hell you’re supposed to address this as a trauma therapist. It’s not really existential, it’s not exactly betrayal, it’s like a very specific systemic failure but in no way localized… all I can say is these kids deserve refugee status abroad

New, extremely niche form of sex work just dropped

They’re eating Chipotle, because of course

My most therapist trait is that whenever I see this I think "parentified kitten"

I don’t know how I’m expected to do things after 11pm* *5pm but it’s December

Repealing Section 230 would chill free speech by allowing platforms, not users, to be held responsible for what its users say. Platforms will become much more censorious over what its users can post. This is extremely bad They're trying to rush it. Call your reps, don't let them

Oh I have so many thoughts about the psychology of betting on news events that represent your society's downfall and may include the literal loss of life. In one way, it's the ultimate coping mechanism, and in another way, it's the ultimate example of capitalism coercing its subjects into complicity

Oh, I think it’s great. For millennia, the masses assumed the rich were chosen by God, and over the course of one decade we get to see daily just how untrue that really is.

A lot to unpack here about class, gender, and caring work 19thnews.org/2025/12/ice-...

The very first thing you learn as a dominatrix is that roughly 80% of men who are rude to you for no apparent reason are trying to get yelled at because it turns them on, and the best way you can handle it is gently but firmly saying “no,” like you’re spraying a cat with water

I’ll admit that “You don’t want healthcare to SUCK, do you?” is probably a very compelling argument to the minority of Americans whose healthcare doesn’t currently suck

Fetishized my anger and then made it into a job

I don’t agree with all of this, but it’s refreshing to have someone else on this website acknowledge that automation is a largely progressive force and kneejerk AI backlash shouldn’t obliterate the utopian vision of fully-automated luxury communism