Playing FF Tactics for the first time? Here’s a tip. Go to Mandalia Plain. You’re gonna spend 5 miserable hours having all your characters power up like goku next to a terrified bird or have them throw rocks at each other until they’re max level. This is the best game ever made btw.

game idea: Factory of Doom a factorio/satisfactory style construction game where you start with redstone-esque logic, go up to constructing gates, then make gates into adders and memory and logic, and you beat the game when you combine all this to make a computer that runs Doom

Do you think Tolkien ever killed some hippie for making weed jokes about his books? Like he would've felt bad about it afterward, he was a Christian, but do you think in a moment of blind rage the pipe went up and plunged down into a brain or heart?

What would you do with large rice? Slice it open and stick some cheese inside, then grill it? Sort of a rice pupusa?

in a way aren't we all looking for more sink cheese where we found it yesterday

approaching a speed bump in my 2019 toyota rav-4 like it’s an f-zero dash zone

the real problem with both: pigtails do fucking nothing for cloud. tifa and aerith dolling him up with the style guide of 'you're a girl dog in a movie and we're telling the audience you're a girl'. go for ponytail or a low braid

ffvii remake cloud strife dress: three wishes dot com 'legally not disney' princess outfit + mmorpg character outfit as delivered by early 2010s dude crossdressing for first time on imageboard ffvii original cloud strife dress: david karp kimono forcefem

wall market queen: why you dressing this guy up like some baby queer that owns way too many fairy tale books tifa: i think he looks nice wall market queen: his whole vibe is clearly more fit for dirtbag lesbian outfits tifa: nooooo i want the pretty dressessssss

brings to mind the corporate heroism of disney/marvel, who would bankrupt you for using their IP unless it was cops using the punisher logo. in that case they ceded the logo fully to American cops and just designed a different punisher logo.

Why isn't this comic all over the timeline today, on rapture day. Smdh Rachel Maddow ruined bluesky

Every time the GOP does something violently stupid, deranged, or revolting, like the Kirk Corpse Pageant, Democrats are at risk of winning and they scramble to keep their numbers acceptably low. It's getting harder though.

"could we put the trash in some kind of receptacle where the rats can't get at—" (I am instantly arrested for crimes against car-ownership)

theres nothing important to learn from hayek

this is how I feel when I write for eight hours in a day and I like writing and it's the only thing I can do

real

Corporate Democrats told people that Biden was what it looks like when it's good, that was a good economy run well, that's what they could and would deliver, that's what it was going to be like. That's the goal—that.

Thinking about how, as I sent out the very last character description for Book of Hungry Names, I realized that I'd just described a goth Velma from Scooby-Doo, then getting back a goth Velma from Scooby-Doo and being entirely pleased.

Brain is fuzzing out, time to call it a day. Current chapter at 109 thousand words, where it will probably stay, but I still need to fix, edit, reread, and organize it.

she spelled tick tock like the app lol

FFC #Telluride25 review: FRANKENSTEIN, by Walter Chaw (@mangiotto.bsky.social). filmfreakcentral.net/2025/09/tell...

my new book is OUT TODAY! it’s been described as "the writer at her best: mystified, curious, pathetic, absurd" — you can buy it here

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a “painted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-

Every time I see a post like this I want to drop a picture of what's left of those BLM organizers after the cops finish shooting and burning them.

BUCK: welcome to Monday Night Football going out across the fractured and shattered united states. we'd especially like to welcome our newest viewers from the greater Omaha Demilitarized Zone who are joining us courtesy of the warlord Lord Bones, the Water Prophet. AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe.

Accidentally raptured into heaven with all the evangelicals and somehow one of them has already set up the worst barbecue place imaginable. There's a banner out front where the illustration depicts a pig that has a goatee and is wearing a handgun in a holster. Everything tastes like corn syrup.

The problem is they climbed up the escalation ladder too quickly. They've run out of credible "or elses." Or else what? You'll try to murder Congress then pardon the guys who did it and call them patriots? You'll have the Supreme Court overturn precedent without even explaining their reasoning?

The reason the sequels fall apart as a single story is because JJ Abrams is bad at stories. No amount of planning or outlining can fix that.

Whoops

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

time lapse of Janine receiving her baby spinach leaf

Me when I'm trying to enjoy my leisure time but I also have depression

Having millions of people who categorically do not understand the concept of "it's a bit" suddenly exposed to GWAR is pretty magical

LOL

Anything can be art if you force other people to consume it

story concept: post-rapture true crime podcast investigating a killer who used the chaos and disappearances to hide a mundane murder - staging empty clothes, a spilled cup of coffee, hiding the body, etc. The perfect crime, until evidence of the deceased's secret sins is found

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

Local Goodwill didn't have any copies of Space Jam on VHS, so I just started slamming this dissatisfied button until a security guard ejected me from the store.

The ride never ends

i dont believe in 'arrays'. i will simply track 163 distinct boolean variables

The Vertigo book that quite literally made me into the person I am today is coming back into print in January in one colossal volume. 1500 pages for $60. Our current moment is sadly lacking in high-quality THE INVISIBLES discourse and I would love it if that would change. icv2.com/articles/new...

here's a trailer if you are on the fence

As a good writer and a very good boy, I have answered all my emails. My reward is chili, which I'm going to go back to cooking now.

When a nasty horse dies its soul is reborn into a printer

Why are we still talking about this when it has already been decided?

First one: no volcanoes in MA and Boston is the "city on the hill," not the "anus on the hill," second one also anus, third one anus opening like the top airlock hatch on the Millennium Falcon (remember? at the end of Empire Strikes Back?). Go back to the drawing board, no anuses this time.

Turkey Feathers is best because 1) the color scheme is distinct and 2) more feather can be added as the battle flag of Greater New England incorporates more provinces in the coming War for Second Reconstruction