alright chat, what are we thinking about this one? trying some stuff. It's for something specific I'm working on atm

you cannot show me little teapots such as this and tell me they are fifty U.S. dollars. i want to cry, it's a perfect little teapot, it's called "Dragon Egg", it's simply not fair.

in the late 90s/early 00s there was a commercial featuring a guy inventing a mechanism for feeding his fish at home while he was away, by calling his home from a payphone. I remember it being a commercial for airheads candy but that might be wrong. please help me I’m going insane looking for it

Me deciding on a good time to go to bed

in the late 90s/early 00s there was a commercial featuring a guy inventing a mechanism for feeding his fish at home while he was away, by calling his home from a payphone. I remember it being a commercial for airheads candy but that might be wrong. please help me I’m going insane looking for it

Button that reveals a handle for pulling down a keypad...........

objectification is like being stabbed. in a controlled environment where you invite it and expect it (such as being vaccinated, or tattooed), it is fun and cool. out in the wild where you neither invite nor expect it (like getting robbed in a parking garage) well it can just sour yr day a little bit

For The Love of Drains, Dublin

The coloration of the legs/feet of this millipede is mesmerizing (Chicobolus spinigerus "Brooksville, FL") #invertebrates #invertefest #diplopoda #m43

One time on here I was like "it's good to do nice self talk to yourself." and someone was like "no. Don't tell me what to do." And I just think about that sometimes

100 per cent of children agree that the name "bob" is the funniest name to say. this truth is self-evident

i bet it feels good as fuck to get a shoulder massage when you're a human being dealing with stressful circumstances

A small painting of one of the goats Oil on paper 21 x 30 cm

this type of post is great for drawing in people who believe their exceptional experience is somehow more important and valuable than the average experience

my petty complaint about what Reddit has done to the internet is convince them that plain WD-40 is bad. because you'll get like career mechanical engineers in there being like "oh NEVER use wd-40, instead use this $90 high temp silicone lubricant" like dude fuck off i'm fixing my pruning shears

dooes anyone have any recommendations for a papoose style sling i can wear to hold my cats (2 cats) while i am working at my desk (standing desk)

You kids think saying numbers is cool? 67? How 'bout 9/11? Still having fun? Didn't think so.

fancy outing

All sports should be all-gender

if you read this, flip a coin: - if you got heads, you now have gout - if you got tails, you now have rickets

Car Size xkcd.com/3167/

I am 35 years old and I am getting so tired of finding out new ways where I unconsciously make the same mistakes and have the same shortcomings as my parents. how do I remake myself, when I’m made of my history and there’s no way to replace that with a different history? but it must be done, somehow

if your goal is betterment, honesty, transparency, and accountability with a focus on doing what’s beneficial for everyone within a society or business or organization, that starts first with betterment, honesty, transparency, and accountability towards yourself and your own shit. which is very hard

You are statistically way more likely to die on the drive to the airport than in a plane crash, so don't worry, you can be freaked out about that part too.

Rose

A few in here I hadn't seen before!

PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY

porn triggers the same receptors in your brain that a hot bath triggers

I loved the Superman game when i was a kid. was young enough where the idea of an end goal within a video game was not even on my radar; it was purely to experience playing it

Having other characters in Metroid games isn’t a bad idea, it’s just lame they seem to always pick humans. Have Samus engage with other bounty hunters who are weirdo aliens and stuff. Like Big Time here was a one off from the old Valiant comics but had a cool, memorable design.

‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet: “Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”

Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have sunless skies bathed crimson overlooking endless rolling fields of rust-colored stony earth from which desiccated limbs sprout like flowers and wave like grain, grasping fearfully at your hems as you run and run and run from the ever-growing shadow at your back

(2) An Armstrong factory image from the same catalog, credits as above.

da joker

i think i maybe might respect the clarification of ephebophilia if anyone ever, ever, ever used it for any other reason than to minimize the impact of child abuse or launder the reputation of people who did horrific things. ephebophilia is not separate from pedophilia; it is merely a subset of it

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

every time someone posts "i bet [x] feels so good if you're a [y]" i have this very VERY strong instinct to reply with "i bet it feels like being drawn and quartered. i bet it feels like late-stage stomach cancer" and i keep that instinct at bay because i have to choose the path of peace

no matter what you think about valve we are unfortunately at a stage of capitalism when it is extremely refreshing when a company comes up with a product for you to simply exchange money for

Spokane Washington

The society that separates its kinky weirdos from its passionate activists will get its sex from burnt out leftists and its praxis from femboy streamers

St Bartholomew's Vicarage Vicarage House Dalston Lane, London E8 Brick Gothic building once integral with a now demolished church with some reminisce renaming #reference #materialreference #buildingreference

I did this in college but it was a woman #feminism

16 yo me: the united states is structured around child abuse Psychiatrist: wow maybe u need more meds Reality: the united states is structured around child abuse

It’s been like this

A few years ago I bought a gallon of Gatorade concentrate from McMaster and made a flame sealed ampoule with some of it. It still sits here on my desk.

A passage leading to a doorway for #ADoorableThursday. It leads from Whip-Ma-Whop-Ma-Gate to Shambles in York. One is the city's shortest streets with the longest name, t'other one of the busiest. #ArchitecturalIllustration #Pencil #drawing #ArtYear

genuinely heartened by the audience response. more and more the mainstream understanding of AI is "that annoying bullshit we hate"

in VR, the cigagrette is digital. but the high is real

breaking this one out of xwitter