i think the most tortured artist currently living is Peter Gallagher, the cartoonist who has made Heathcliff for the past 25 years. i've been reading a bunch of interviews with him and he is just imprisoned by this instruction from his uncles (the og creators). this has broken his sense of humor

For 2026, I brought back my two most popular Patreon tiers: - Postcards from Coelary! $20 a month for an exclusive 4x6 art print delivered right to your mailbox (plus extras!) - Sketch requests! $30 a month for a guaranteed sketch commission, every single month! www.patreon.com/coelary/memb...

hey because of new pledges, i can now make enough from Patreon to work 2 weeks out of the month on Coelary stuff (instead of just 1 week a month). that is the coolest thing in the world and I'm so excited to see where 2026 leads me!! thank you all very much for the support. you make it happen

Thinking of that Zuckerberg video where he talks about he and his friends barbecuing and the secret was sweet baby Ray's.

sweet baby rays is the ketchup of bbq sauce. it's nothing. it's so inoffensive to the point of worthless. it isnt challenging anyone. the only statement it makes is "nobody has a problem with me!" and that is an admission of fecklessness. i will eat it but i'll burn in hell before i pay money for it

hey because of new pledges, i can now make enough from Patreon to work 2 weeks out of the month on Coelary stuff (instead of just 1 week a month). that is the coolest thing in the world and I'm so excited to see where 2026 leads me!! thank you all very much for the support. you make it happen

like, you can get a sketch from me every month for $30. thats insane. thats like, half the price of my CHEAPEST commission otherwise. every month! by this time next year, you'd have 12 pieces of art from me! woah! holy fuck! also, $20 to receive art prints in yr mailbox? every month? thats dope as

hey everyone - using adderall has been great for me, so I'm feeling confident enough to start putting more time and effort into my Patreon. i've also just had an insanely impossible time finding other work, so if you like my art, or Coelary, or Mothboy Monthly, please consider supporting me

Today is January 1st, i.e. the best day for pledging to Patreon! If you like what I make AND you want to get cool art to look at, consider pledging to one of these two tiers!! Even the $3 pledges really add up. I really need your support to keep making art! Thank you!!

happy new year! today is the 1st! and that means, today is the best day for pledging to my Patreon! i just reopened my "postcards from Coelary" tier, where you get an art print in the mail once a month for $20, and my "sketch request" tier where you get a monthly sketch for $30! patreon.com/coelary

amazon: buy replacement macbook batteries from reputable sellers! the reputable seller:

happy new year! today is the 1st! and that means, today is the best day for pledging to my Patreon! i just reopened my "postcards from Coelary" tier, where you get an art print in the mail once a month for $20, and my "sketch request" tier where you get a monthly sketch for $30! patreon.com/coelary

anyone know why an ipad will take a photo upright and post it upright in other apps but bsky for some reason always turns it sideways????? my bed is not mounted sideways to the wall

A remarkable trend that will come as a shock to you if your only info about NYC is from this Fox News. Homicides in NYC... 1990: 2,262 1993: 1,927 1998: 629 2001: 649 2013: 335 2019: 320 2021: 488 2024: 382 2025 (as of 12/28): 302

Live by these fucking words in 2026. Be SPICY and lend a hand.

Charlie Brown getting into an Air Bud situation with Snoopy but the thing everyone objects to is Charlie Brown himself continuing to play

TWO kitty new years sleepovers!!!

I said oo girl

my reslutuion: have fun

Skeb. Thank you🐲

I wish you, and me, and all of us, strength & solidarity & joy in the new year as we find our way together: which we have done this year already, and will arise tomorrow to do again. /thread

Give yourself something to look forward to next year. Something less substantial than a resolution which can carry regret if you can't stick to it. Think of a book you want to read, a genre of music you'd like to learn more about, a curiosity to chase no matter how trivial. Keep your spark lit.

happu new year i LOVE you i played jack box with my friends and family and it was so fun. 2026 year of joy MAKE IT HAPPEN or fuck offffffffffff i love you

hey everyone - using adderall has been great for me, so I'm feeling confident enough to start putting more time and effort into my Patreon. i've also just had an insanely impossible time finding other work, so if you like my art, or Coelary, or Mothboy Monthly, please consider supporting me

My new year's resolution is to take a shit

PLANET EARTH

lmao

Growing.

hey anyone else ending the year by packing their electronics full of explosives and throwing them off a bridge? idk if thats just a local tradition or if other people do it too

Proof wall, Dec 31 2025

Just like every year, a friendly PSA: “Feliz ano nuevo” means “happy new anus.” “Feliz año nuevo” means “happy new year.” Wishing folks either one is nice, but make sure you’re using the one you mean.

finally... bone hurting juice

“mad” isn’t the right emotion. when they see me on their timeline, what they feel is kind of like when you watch someone roll down their window and dump a bunch of trash on the ground and then drive away. you’re mad yeah but it mostly just makes you feel like the world just got worse in front of you

There's a repeated problem - that good news doesn't feel like news, because it's not a single moment of upheaval the same way all the bad news is. Good things happen because people build them, step by step, until things are simply different than they were before.

let this be a lesson to all. pathetic desperation will NEVER get you the clicks you desire. even middle clicks. my final 0-interaction post of 2025

i wanna journal for Real in 2026 and i wanted a cool journal but i didnt want to pay cool journal prices so i just bought a cheap one and then used some old shitty leather to make it into a cool journal!!!!!! now: to write in it

pleeeeeeeease middle click on me. please. please middle click on me. PLEASE middle-click on me. please. please. please middle click, on me. please, middle, click, on, me. please. please middle click on me PLEASE

This was a pretty good one

Alright here's my #artvsartist #artvsartist2025 Strange year for me in terms of art. I made fewer pieces but I experimented and learned a whole lot. Hard to pick a favorite. Really excited to see what I'll make in 2026!

you always dress like you dont care about anything

Do not start smoking. If you smoke, quit. Find any other way to self-medicate or cope, start beating each other with hammers or something, ANYTHING but smoking cigarettes. Don’t do it, don’t let it become cool or acceptable in yr brain or it will do nothing but drag you down and leave you regretful

Performing a 3 am heist cutting a gumball machine in half with an angle grinder and making off with $36.50 in quarters

I took a day off from work because there was supposed to be a big snow storm. But it only snowed like one inch. Going to be pretty embarrassing going back in there tomorrow