i finally get to try this Software business everyone has been on about

ive been applying to jobs like crazy and i've received like a hundred rejections since october. doesnt matter if its something im qualified for or just "parking lot attendant". BUT the adderall is working and i've been drawing full-time. so if you can spare a few bucks, please help me feed my family

OK I PROMISE i will probably slow down on these posts soon but I STILL gotta announce it because it's exciting and you should know about it: I would like you to send me $20 per month. and I would like to send you some beautiful Coelary art for your bare ass white walls patreon.com/coelary

oh...... you said "migraine"...... [looks down at shoes] [sniffs] [puts hands in pockets] sorry i shouldve listened better [slowly leans down and picks up a big canvas sack with "MY GRAIN" painted on it and slings it over my shoulder] thought you were interested in this. i'll just take it back home.

It’s almost like green energy is the only way forward and a handful of oil barons are doing everything in their power to keep that from happening so they can get even richer at the cost of literally everything else in the world.

I almost forgot someone's getting kicked in the balls in the park on Sunday!

OK I PROMISE i will probably slow down on these posts soon but I STILL gotta announce it because it's exciting and you should know about it: I would like you to send me $20 per month. and I would like to send you some beautiful Coelary art for your bare ass white walls patreon.com/coelary

when people ask me if i want some acid, they better be talking about this

my shawarma #myshawarma. if you'd prefer, older readers may now make a "my sharona" reference

its really funny that even in this thread people are like "wow, that's so evil! sounds like an open-and-shut class action lawsuit, you might even get a good payout!" and other people are replying like Are you new here or something, they'll only stop if we drag them out into the street and shoot them

always knew the burrito taxi industry was scummy but this is the most unfathomably evil, cartoon villain shit I’ve read in a while. jfc

i've had bluesky people get bluesky mad at me for my silly posts before but the response to this one was downright nasty!!!! but i'm right so i feel only glee and joy

ummm dont despair lol

I'm Chirasul

resting grinch face

I have six slots left in my "sketch request" tier on patreon. for $30/month, you get a sketch from me every month of your OC or whatever you want also, for $20, i send a Coelary art print to your mailbox every month, which is cool as hell i think. put some art on your walls!!!! patreon.com/coelary

happy new year! today is the 1st! and that means, today is the best day for pledging to my Patreon! i just reopened my "postcards from Coelary" tier, where you get an art print in the mail once a month for $20, and my "sketch request" tier where you get a monthly sketch for $30! patreon.com/coelary

We all have our holy book rankings

It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams

i think the most tortured artist currently living is Peter Gallagher, the cartoonist who has made Heathcliff for the past 25 years. i've been reading a bunch of interviews with him and he is just imprisoned by this instruction from his uncles (the og creators). this has broken his sense of humor

For 2026, I brought back my two most popular Patreon tiers: - Postcards from Coelary! $20 a month for an exclusive 4x6 art print delivered right to your mailbox (plus extras!) - Sketch requests! $30 a month for a guaranteed sketch commission, every single month! www.patreon.com/coelary/memb...

hey because of new pledges, i can now make enough from Patreon to work 2 weeks out of the month on Coelary stuff (instead of just 1 week a month). that is the coolest thing in the world and I'm so excited to see where 2026 leads me!! thank you all very much for the support. you make it happen

Thinking of that Zuckerberg video where he talks about he and his friends barbecuing and the secret was sweet baby Ray's.

sweet baby rays is the ketchup of bbq sauce. it's nothing. it's so inoffensive to the point of worthless. it isnt challenging anyone. the only statement it makes is "nobody has a problem with me!" and that is an admission of fecklessness. i will eat it but i'll burn in hell before i pay money for it

hey because of new pledges, i can now make enough from Patreon to work 2 weeks out of the month on Coelary stuff (instead of just 1 week a month). that is the coolest thing in the world and I'm so excited to see where 2026 leads me!! thank you all very much for the support. you make it happen

like, you can get a sketch from me every month for $30. thats insane. thats like, half the price of my CHEAPEST commission otherwise. every month! by this time next year, you'd have 12 pieces of art from me! woah! holy fuck! also, $20 to receive art prints in yr mailbox? every month? thats dope as

hey everyone - using adderall has been great for me, so I'm feeling confident enough to start putting more time and effort into my Patreon. i've also just had an insanely impossible time finding other work, so if you like my art, or Coelary, or Mothboy Monthly, please consider supporting me

Today is January 1st, i.e. the best day for pledging to Patreon! If you like what I make AND you want to get cool art to look at, consider pledging to one of these two tiers!! Even the $3 pledges really add up. I really need your support to keep making art! Thank you!!

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happy new year! today is the 1st! and that means, today is the best day for pledging to my Patreon! i just reopened my "postcards from Coelary" tier, where you get an art print in the mail once a month for $20, and my "sketch request" tier where you get a monthly sketch for $30! patreon.com/coelary

anyone know why an ipad will take a photo upright and post it upright in other apps but bsky for some reason always turns it sideways????? my bed is not mounted sideways to the wall

A remarkable trend that will come as a shock to you if your only info about NYC is from this Fox News. Homicides in NYC... 1990: 2,262 1993: 1,927 1998: 629 2001: 649 2013: 335 2019: 320 2021: 488 2024: 382 2025 (as of 12/28): 302

Live by these fucking words in 2026. Be SPICY and lend a hand.

Charlie Brown getting into an Air Bud situation with Snoopy but the thing everyone objects to is Charlie Brown himself continuing to play

TWO kitty new years sleepovers!!!

I said oo girl

my reslutuion: have fun

Skeb. Thank you🐲

I wish you, and me, and all of us, strength & solidarity & joy in the new year as we find our way together: which we have done this year already, and will arise tomorrow to do again. /thread

Give yourself something to look forward to next year. Something less substantial than a resolution which can carry regret if you can't stick to it. Think of a book you want to read, a genre of music you'd like to learn more about, a curiosity to chase no matter how trivial. Keep your spark lit.

happu new year i LOVE you i played jack box with my friends and family and it was so fun. 2026 year of joy MAKE IT HAPPEN or fuck offffffffffff i love you

hey everyone - using adderall has been great for me, so I'm feeling confident enough to start putting more time and effort into my Patreon. i've also just had an insanely impossible time finding other work, so if you like my art, or Coelary, or Mothboy Monthly, please consider supporting me

My new year's resolution is to take a shit