5yo: "did you know a ghost is a faded person?"

Dam him up!

Washing my fursuit with a moving jaw feels like a horror movie. #furry #fursuit 🐾✂️: @sarahcatfursuits.com

some of y'all:

I don't like to say this about leps, but: objectively flawless creature

life pro tip: ingredients can be assembled in a way that transforms them into food. didn’t learn this until i was 40 years old

anyone asking you to show your id is a cop, and anyone asking you to upload your id sees you as a mark. they are scamming you out of your identification, and they will not store it securely (i guarantee it)

it’s super weird to have other artists telling me that i inspire their art. no it’s supposed to be the other way around!! I’m the end of everything!! I’m the black hole from which nothing pours forth!!

With over 3000 specimens, this Flickr collection is still unrivalled when it comes to vintage hotel luggage labels. www.flickr.com/photos/waves... Type & illustration gold.

can't stop saying "the games they're playing are dog" to myself

That's right! We went beyond the LCD pixels of the GBA for the wild compo! My recently bought DS Lite finally had a good use. Full video at my channel youtu.be/FyxlM9oJMIU

one of the logs i got today was definitely like a woodpecker apartment, and it has this great big hole at the top and im wondering if there's something cooler i can do with it other than chop it up for firewood

how am i expected to draw furries when there's like a war happening and also people in space on a moon mission and also an arborist company just dumped like 7000 lbs of logs in my driveway and also gas is like $5 a gallon like i dont get vacation days or sick time alright i am not allowed to stop

If there's something you are specifically doing, why not share that with folks? Telling people to be afraid is actually never useful. Fear never brings out anyone's best self.

I got logs

[The Apollo 11 plaque] reads: "We came in peace for all Mankind." As the United States was dropping 7 ½ megatons of conventional explosives on small nations in Southeast Asia, we congratulated ourselves on our humanity. We would harm no one on a lifeless rock. - Carl Sagan

It’s a really special parasocial relationship when there’s someone you’ve followed for years without a follow back. like yessss that’s my friend that doesn’t know me and doesn’t want to

they really said "they should have sent a poet"

losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

It is 10000x easier to explain two men kissing to a child than it is to explain the concept of a “McDonald’s franchise”

I'm gonna

I feel like this is maybe not the combination of traits we want in the guy running the biggest AI company in the world

JERRY: She's a ten! But the mole… ELAINE: That's it? A mole?? JERRY: A ten can't have a mole! GEORGE: A nine…? A nine could have a mole… [Maya Angelou enters, applause] MAYA ANGELOU: See to the slickness of your floor, Jerome. Easily I could slip coming through the door as swiftly as I've just done.

are you saying that neurotypical people can complete a full day's worth of work on the computer without once listening to the tron legacy soundtrack?? fat fucking chance

i could fuck up so many things

On the Couch - gouache on watercolor paper

something wonderful is happening

I just tried to "up dog" my seven year old nephew. "hey, do you have up dog?" Him: "Yeah!" And runs off to his room. He comes back with a toy: the dog from "Up". "it's the Up Dog" Damn he got me

yester day i found an egg

a cool thing about "cd's" is you push one button and it plays an entire album of music ad free and then (unless you request otherwise) it just stops and awaits further instruction. a very elegant system.

happy easter!

this is the only photo i got of the jury-rigged egg catapult i set up for my family to launch eggs at a target. it worked really good

this is what it's all about

Happy easter from Tav

so lately my dad thing is that when someone asks me some inquiry I respond with “if you gotta ask… you don’t know!” but recently someone who is accustomed to that response asked me a question and I hit them with “if you gotta ask… FUCK you” and it was like I shot them with a gun

Little colorado river- had to include a reference photo to prove yes the water really looks like that

Keith Haring, Bunny On The Run, 1986

But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

Starfield reminded me when I used to go onto the NASA archives and find all the photos that were never published on the main site because they weren't topical, just hardware bathed in stark orbital light

have developed a crippling spoonerism habit. it’s debilitating. it’s become so automatic that I don’t even register the switch. my mom asked me to find the fruit scooper and my brain just immediately went “of course, the scuip frooper” it is ruining my life

Happy easter from Tav

He is riven

Fun fact this is what killed Christ

woahhh your pal "Chirasul" on a podcast you can listen to? are you must be dreaming? no: it's real. check it out!

ALSO HEY SPEAKING OF CO-OP STUFF: I spoke with @foxfaer.com about Kerascoët and Fabien Vehlmann's bande desinée "Beautiful Darkness" AND with @itsnero.com about the Cartoonist Cooperative's impending name change on the latest Comix Mixtape podcast! Give it a listen! youtu.be/Xt-M5fycSgA?...

craaazy how many internet atheists have fully co-opted that catholic responsibility of guilting and shaming anyone who doesnt behave the way they think people ought to behave