“So, they tell me you fancy yourself a tuba player.”

mollify = christ-like power to transform any crystal into mdma

my inane peeve is "have a good Rest of Your day" just say have a good day. you dont have to mollify the past few hours with verbal clutter. let them sort their own shit out. Invite them to accept the bad and still make it a good day

The Joy of Street Furniture, Cambridge

be honest now: how often, when you are driving around, do you see food packaging (like a beverage can, box of something, etc) that looks undamaged enough that it could CONCEIVABLY be new and unopened, and you look hard to see if it's new and just fell off someones car, and then u get disappointed

Today's warmup 🐝🐝🐝

pippi longstocking had some good ideas

Full video since YouTube removed it

if i won the lottery i wouldnt tell anyone but there'd be signs [the alley-facing outside wall of my garage slowly becomes entirely obscured by vending machines, rare and vintage, full of objects that cannot otherwise be purchased in the united states]

SILENT HILL FUCKIN RULES AGAIN

Keep Pittbert shit

bro definitely skipped the "how to be a human being" tutorial

im so relieved. this printer had started to do the same problem that my previous printer did before it died (unrelated) where the magenta would clog. read that clogs happen to magenta over time. so i dissambled the whole magenta line and flushed the whole thing and it prints like a brand new printer

alright, new printer is here, installed, calibrated, and my CISS is hooked up to it AND i fully flushed out and cleaned one of the lines that was giving me trouble, so it's like I'm printing with a brand new printer. thanks to everyone who helped me get a new printer, you rock

the camera in my light phone III is probably my favorite phone camera i've ever had. it's slow to focus but the upsides outweigh that by far

oh awesome good for them

new internet is so fast they pay me

these guys are somehow going to fuck up the entire Luigi case, huh

injecting an 18650 lithium-ion battery into my cat

anyway the reason why i have 99% isopropyl alcohol in a jar is because i bought several partially-full bottles of 50%, 70%, etc isopropyl alcohol from an estate sale and use the salt method of separating the alcohol from the water and making them more concentrated (mostly for cleaning electronics 🖨️)

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this site is so easy

chotiner’s real gift is very quickly revealing how many powerful and influential people are complete morons. Sunstein is asked about his friendship with Kissinger and it’s pretty clear that he’s never really thought about it.

oh Yeah i forgot to mention that today i got a prescription for ADHD medication and once i am no longer sick I will Pick up that persciption and put it into my mouth and take note of the effect

i hope that when you see my posts you point at the screen and say "that's Chirasul" out loud to those nearby friend or stranger

They havenf invented an AI that prevents me from swerving into cars and tgats all you need to know about the technology

Do u remeber the 23st night of septeber

my son loves Mr. Rogers but can't stand the land of make believe segments. always wants to turn it off at that point. he just wants to see mr. rogers talk about stuff that exists. "none of that fake shit for me, no thank you" -my son apparently

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ok - we're done talkinga bout that horrible shit you took. i'd rather hear about a fascinating shit you took. have you ever taken a shit that just left you enlightened

was heartbroken to learn the other day that in the theatrically released version of the minecraft movie where the vfx were actually finished they moved jack black higher up higher on jason mamoa's torso during that one bit in the flying scene so it looks less like a blowjob

focus testing is the enemy of artistic expression

yo check this out 😏😏

I got my replacement printer!! Thank you so much everyone who helped make it happen. Its in nicer condition than my former printer and makes deeper-sounding noises??

i really liked sirocco and the kingdom of the winds. a visual feast from beginning to end

Slow as fuck white guy blocking narrow sidewalk wearing backpack that has "hustling 24/7" printed all over it

Please be patient with cartoonists, we have to figure out how to draw so many different kinds of chairs

Hello darlings! I am opening for a special 🎃Halloween🎃 round of Hotline Miami masks! They are $50, and I can make either a regular mask or a special "zombified" version! (Or both for +$10) Fill out this google form to get one! I'll start working on them next week. forms.gle/9T7JfY7X5UCk...

i keep doing this stupid artist thing where i look at an oil painting someone made and go "how do they get all that DETAIL???" and then i see that their painting is like 24" x 36" large [<--works at 5" x 7")

sirocco and the kingdom of winds is really fuckin good

so honored to get to give my official Letterboxd Top 4!!

i put this zucchini on my front porch and it looks like an old man who fell asleep

ive been playing Minecraft: Jungian Edition