"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

People can say it’s utopian or dreamy but it’s a fact that you have to believe new things are possible, fundamentally, in order to make them real. You have to make the choice to believe that more than this is possible & not be resigned to this being the way things have to be because it’s not at all.

i'm not really a "blue hair" non binary or a "loud oufits" non binary, im more of a van gogh's "at eternity's gate" non binary

This is my favorite jam band 🌭

Yes Yes Yes Plunge me into Darkness

If you don’t read old stuff you’ll never discover that people in the olden days had the same thoughts and feelings and dreams and anxieties you do, sometimes articulated differently, sometimes exactly the same way. You are never truly alone in anything and old writings are a neon sign telling you so

"having a cold one" refers to drinking a chilled alcohol beverage, usually beer. but "having a normal one" means that the events of your day are unusual in a way that is unexpected or frustrating. referring to a person as "a real one" is high honor and respect. that's my entire understanding of ones

I am very good at color http://dialed.gg

found a god-tier panel in a history of hyrule promo zine

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide. This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

I made a tool that turns PCB designs into 3D-printable molds. you sandwich copper tape between the parts, sand the ridges, and you have a real working PCB. no etching, no chemicals. I am losing my mind castpixel.itch.io/pcb-forge

Unused iron-on from 1984. I'm afraid to try and transfer it, so it's just art for now

I like to use real life as a sort of internet

hey, i made a terrible comic instead of working #makeaterriblecomicday2025

big shout out to French electronic duo Justice for making the song One Night/All Night which is ostensibly about a dude who’s girlfriend/crush is a lesbian and he doesn’t hesitate at all to transition just for a chance to hit that. like that was his first instinct for how to respond to the situation

i wish i could be prescribed whatever medicine they featured in really old cartoons that were stored in glass bottles and were shaped like little marbles or like a mentos. and they’d usually either make you blow up or fall immediately to sleep

pepe le pew's pattern of misogynist and objectifying behavior has made me unwilling to trust or respect his opinion in regards to relationships or social equity, and i will not be giving him a platform on my account under any circumstances until i see that pattern acknowledged and reparations made

Ok well today I’m creating art. YES it will be bugs. YES it will be bad

Random event! Chirasul is now inside your home

Arnold Mason made a number of very fine pencil portraits of the artist Winifred Knights. This is circa 1920.

A view of Shambles & the end of Little Shambles, York. This was my most popular post on Flickr in 2022 which was quite pleasing as it shows some of my favourite York buildings. #ArchitecturalIllustration #pencil #drawing #ArtYear

watching fellowship

well eberyone has an opinion on "soulmates" but peorsonally i believe that a soulmate is something that exists between who you find and what you do for each other. it is both found and made. both must be done every day. its work. it's perspective. it's active. it's random. it's hard. it's possible

its insane that drafting as an occupation used to just involve countless huge rooms of dads in shirts and ties, scattered all over the country, leaning over tables with their asses perked up all day as their 9-5 job

The first piece of bread that you dip into the batter to make French toast gets the lions share of the cinnamon. We call this “the king’s piece”.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

i had this thought while walking in the park with my family and i had to post it online as if it were an evil spirit where the act of posting it removed it from my body and sealed it into a crystal

missing katsu burger so we made our own knockoff katsu burgers and HOLY shit they were maybe the best thing i've ever eaten. it was like a piece of heaven. i fried the tonkatsu perfectly and we got these bigass soft bakery rolls and i also made air fryer french fries and. it really did save my life

they should call your ass the moon cuz u are always waning gibbous

bought this guy in a blind box today. i love him. little did i know that the USPS charged me my annual PO Box fee 2 weeks earlier than they said they would, which made it so buying this guy ($8) overdrafted my account which is hilarious. starts wrecking my life immediately. i love him

Without furries you wouldn't have this gem though:

they should call your ass the moon cuz u are always waning gibbous

I am doing wonderful things, wonderful and terrible things

bill watterson was so good he drew a six year old smoking and everyone was like 'goddamn that's incredible'

playing The Talos Principle for the first time and just completed it tonight. i was pretty pleased with the game! when i first started and saw philosophy randomly presented, i was worried it was headed toward a pretentious conclusion. but the direction the game went was more open in a refreshing way

farted myself apart today. like a lego minifigure

see the reason you gotta take the high road in a situation is not because they deserve it or that you don't want trouble but because 1. it makes you better at taking the high road in situations and 2. its actually what's best for THEM too. being the better person is simply what has to be done!!!

I have interactions with customers at my job at least once a day that go exactly like this

breathing a buge sigh of relief and telling myself WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT!!! before going upstairs and doing a load of laundry

the Black Panthers were right

"Seems neither big sis nor younger brother will realize their ambitions this year" Left: Losing my virginity Right: Big ol' tiddies

I have started receiving threatening messages slipped under my door