just one more layoff bro. i promise pro just one more layoff and it'll fix everything bro. bro. just one more layoff. please just one more. one more layoff and we can fix this whole problem bro

broke my computer headphones. can't afford a decent replacement pair. rip

1 useless fact about myself: i was on google streetview once

Fuck it, I'm going in.

I would go as far as to say that Watch Dogs 2 is ubisoft's open world Magnum Opus, no other city-based open world games will ever come close to the way WD2's San Francisco makes me feel walking through it with the music player on.

Bubzia and anti-Bubzia

texts from my brother, felt like an instant classic:

Clover's Quadrants is available NOW! It's a challenging puzzle game where your four directions of movement are also inventory slots. Check out the demo / buy the full game on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3191170/...

blog post: stop thinking games are too expensive because of how good they look. it aint got shit to do with it. look who's getting paid better than god, it's not anyone working on the fuckin graphics www.joewintergreen.com/if-you-want-...

for fucking real. and also stop talking about the rdr2 horse testicles. it probably took someone like fifteen fucking minutes. i could do horse testicles in my sleep. i can, have, do and will

finished deltarune chapter 5 :)

You gotta wonder what her desktop looks like

why did deltarune ch5 have to come out during a heatwave ;_;

deltarune needs accessibility options i hope this isn't a controversial statement

i'm capable of senior-level work, i only have mid-level experience on my CV, and everybody who's hiring thinks i'm a junior i am going to explode

still looking..! i haven't had any employment since September

still looking for level design work! I can work in Unreal, Unity, and probably whatever in-house engine you'll throw at me. I have worked on DLC for Sniper Elite 5, various community mod projects, and custom maps for TF2 and Half-Life 2. portfolio ➡️ iibo.games

i like that deltarune chapter 4 has a half-life full life consequences reference

still looking..! i haven't had any employment since September

the heat is killing me

Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.

With ALT text. It also should be noted that all of those things are still available. Stop using genAI & search on your own. The reality is that living under capitalism means they will monetize anything they can get their hands on & convince you that you need to buy it from them. You don't.

"The level of effort is so low that we consider it spam" is a great rule to have against AI content

god i think the last Really Awesome Good Thing that happened to me was when i went to see Machine Girl live

people who wait to play deltarune till its over or who havent yet started it will just never know what it was like on october 31st 2018 downloading a potential virus from twitter that literally just said "YOU ACCEPT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS FROM NOW ON"

always found it strange how for a long time it's been more socially acceptable to say "i played it in my childhood so i'm nostalgic for it" as a default defense of an older game rather than acknowledging that the older game might have made more compelling or interesting artistic decisions

260527 monthly for iibo

Citra #furry #furryart

i'll stick with ue5 thanks

Like many fans, Valve Software employee and logo mascot Mr. Valve knows not what the valve on the back of his noggin is for. paletteswap.site/dif...

This hole was made for Mii

for some reason when i go to share a video on youtube it has started suggesting @mikebithell.bsky.social as a recipient. i have never messaged him. on any platform. why this is happening is a mystery to me.

i was trying to cook a porkchop

whoever came up with the idea of selling those bags of broken biscuits. i owe you my life.

everything happens so much

Friday night

i think if i had a penny for every time i saw "aigen image of an animal doing something cute on doorbell camera" i would be rolling in cash by this point

there's a certain kind of spiritual death you can only undergo if you grew up making neat, airtight, carefully-measured, mathematically precise levels and then you're thrust into Contemporary Engine land where everything is eyeball measurements and seams and overlapping assets and misalignment and

grug can't cope with modern society

half life 2 tells the story of a world where humans can no longer reproduce and so explosive red barrels and see-saw puzzles have grown in numbers to fill the ecological gap left behind

i hate it when you get a notification on your phone and it makes a little toast pop up and when it goes away there's still like a moment where you can tap on it even though it's not there anymore like thanks i was just trying to interact with the app i actually have open??

Why does every Nintendo Direct sound like this?

im watching the new halo campaign evolved footage and im just so fixated on cortana's new dialogue. i really can't tell if it's genAI or if they just didn't give jen taylor any fucking voice direction. it's so pale and flat vs the original dialogue. speaks volumes about the whole remake, honestly

i wonder when im gonna get a job again lol

why don't ghosts just possess their own dead bodies? are they stupid?

me: man i cant wait to go on vacation on wuhu island! the thumb wrestler waiting for my challenge:

everyone asking "where are the miis" did you not know about switch sports 1??

does the UK govt know that the technology to accomplish what they're asking doesn't really exist? or are they just stupid? (i know the answer)