"Wow this video game makes me wants to procreate" Guys i love the game too but lets keep it real Diana does not: whine or shit herself wipe snot on everything need $15k braces wake you up for no reason play kpop demon hunters on loop for 19 hours piss on the floor at school etc

Here's my mewgenics OST tier list:

8 streamers. 8 freaks. 1 sugar cube prize. Who can horse hardest? Find out tomorrow...

yeah we don't do politics here but I just needed to make sure everyone saw this

They must have thought they were so clever when they came up with the hamburglar.

Gonna be rough for the other nominees at the game awards when they lose best OST to a bunch of songs about cat shit and rotting garbage (deservedly)

People keep telling me i "need to tweet more," but i dunno. I don't have anything to say to you assholes.

Just got out of jail. Do your taxes guys. HAHA YEA RIGHT!!! FUCK TAXES!!!

The original Heated Rivalry:

Bean can do one Better Clipped by: BoheBabbitt

i drew the grinch

Hey chat. You're my present this year. *pregnant pause* *eyes meet sheepishly* *subtle lip bite*

Windows 11 knocked it out of the park again with a recent update it introduced a new game i have to play everyday, where I need to remember which invisible icon on my taskbar is which while i close the AI Copilot popups that get in the way.

yep

folks, it is my pleasure to share with you the most confusing building on Staten island. May i present the Louie G's Italian ices/Headstone store

LETS SEE THEM CHATOIDS!!

This changed my life. Stop what you are doing and read it right now.

Saturday, Oct 4th at 6:00 PM EST: First ep of my new podcast/talk show whatever, Fool Disclosure, featuring a real Chatoid/Paleontologist! Live on my twitch channel. Hope to see you there!

6PM EST Tonight: We'll laugh, we'll cry, we'll regret all our life choices watching YOUR video submissions! Be there or Go To Hell!!!!

sometimes when i get called "unc" i know it's an insult but feels like an honorific? is that intentional? help unc out

PSA: please stop lewding my original characters, the Pastatutes. they are wholesome and whole grain. Thanks

Texas?? Again??? ah well @sanjapan.bsky.social

6:00 PM EST. if you miss it, you done fucked up

its that time of year that i'm SURROUNDED BY SHITTY LITTLE FLIES TRYING TO GET IN MY NOSE AND MOUTH CONSTANTLY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK OFF

Deltarune fans 😐

Iced tea's best performance in years

"chopped" didnt event exist when i streamed this #oldmanyellsatcloud

deja lavuvu #labubu

guys i found the deltarune prophecy generator

SEASON 2, EP 8. Save the date!!

The UK actually SHOULDN'T have access to porn and i can make my argument in 30 seconds:

HE DOES NOT MESS AROUND Game: Donkey Kong Bananza Clipped by: Supercharged_Toaster

they're giving the apes gender dysphoria Clipped by: Supercharged_Toaster

CHATOID PLUSH NOW AVAILABLE THROUGH 8/22!! youtooz.com/products/cha...

oh shes me Game: Umamusume: Pretty Derby Clipped by: BoheBabbitt

SEASON 2 EP 7: MARK THE DATE!!

Wow look at the teaser for this definitely not already shown on stream plushie! Reveal coming soon and definitely not clearly visible on my stream for the last two weeks. Chat's coming home in plushie form. Get yours July 18th at @youtoozofficial.bsky.social

Horse Girls Make Mike Lose His Mind (Up In Here) Game: Umamusume: Pretty Derby Clipped by: Noeralf31

They named this game accurately

we should just give iran a copy of Undertale.

there are 4 entries btw

just logged on to see there's yet another shitty baby character for me to lose to in mario kart. Sick of shitty babies. Nintendo needs to learn how to pull out.

hey bluesky, check this out

TMS SEASON 2 EPISODE 6: BE THERE OR BE OBTUSE!!!!

Always getting raided at the worst time. #JabroniMike #streamer

SOAP and deodorant totally alien concepts at the gamestop today. Gagging for 30 minutes straight while waiting to get my shit. its really not fuckin funny anymore guys PLEASE BATHE

i'm gonna Skeet "DELTARUNE YESTERDAY" on Thursday. It will be so funny

my sister's friend is divorced. their kid lost a tooth, and she put $5 under the pillow. The kid whined that "at dad's house, the tooth fairy gives $20 a tooth." what do u even say? lol

Don't miss the dumpster fire of the year!! At twitch.tv/jabroni_mike

Lets make this happen @forbes.com