Just a few days left on this: goth vampires, trans werewolves, dead neo nazis, and homophobic ghosts.

My partner while half asleep on the couch, "we're all gonna take the pig-bear" Yeag babe, we sure are

First mating of the 2026 #kakapo breeding season! True to form, it was Pearl and Boss on Whenua Hou, who mated on the night of 28th Dec. They were also the first two to mate in the last two breeding seasons. We're expecting a bumper year, so follow for updates! #conservation #parrots

I know I'm like 30 to 40 years old but can someone swaddle me in a giant muslin and put me down for a nap? That sounds comfy as hell right now

In 2025 we marked 30 years of the Kākāpō Recovery Programme. Kākāpō ranger and artist Sarah Little (www.instagram.com/sarahmaylittle) tells the story. Part 1 of 2: the history. #kakapo #conservation #parrots #birds

I just found a set of polyhedral dice I don't remember ever getting in a dice bag I definitely crocheted. I'm so ???

I'm calling this done more or less. I learned what I needed to from it and got my blending muscles back up to form

Glow #pixelart

Ring ring! It's for you! #pixelart

Have rat #pixelart

I have read all my library books and it doesn't re-open for dayyyyys. Have borrowed from MIL's bookshelf. Decided it's finally time to read some Stephen Donaldson.

I'm still kinda around, but much less atm. Taking a nice break from being terminally online to absolutely plow through reading some books over the holiday season. Be well and I hope you find some moments of peace in all the hubbub.

Man the universe is wild. Same time one door shut another 'door' called us. We have an offer for a mini-van for 6k, if we can raise it ASAP. 🌠 Anyone wanna participate in a Wintermas miracle? 🕯️ A vehicle is the only chance we've got of making it. 0/$6,000 Will keep track nightly in this thread.

National-led government suppresses voting in next year’s election. NzPol

This is Grandma's Boy

Disabled & displaced! -25 wind chill this weekend & a snowstorm! We Need food & supplies, please! Help us get a grocery order before temps plummet? linktr.ee/wylder - (wishlist section updated!) Venmo.com/u/WishMage Cash.app/$WishMage PayPal.me/MousePounder ANY amount helps! Please help us out?

every episode of I Shouldn't Be Alive is like "we went hiking across the pacific ocean. we left our radio at walmart. no one expected a checkin for about eight years. what are water bottles"

Me stopping someone on the street. "Oh my God, Robert! I almost didn't recognize you! You changed your hair, you changed your nose, you changed your moustache......" The man responds, "Ummmmm, I'm sorry sir, but my name's not Robert. It's Peter." "No way! You changed your name too?!?!"

I was at a screening of Hancock when the film got jammed in the projector and melted into nothingness. The collective cheer was raucous

Reading a book in the shade of a tree and watching the bees work. This grass touching shit is all right, man

The hell is Oprah's jet here for?

I know a mfer with a discount prescription website did not just log on to tell us why we shouldnt have universal healthcare lmaooo

Drop $100 to help? Disabled queer/trans couple displaced during the holidays with no car. #HelpSky #MutualAid Need funds for rideshares, desperately needed meds & food. linktr.ee/wylder Venmo.com/u/MousePounder Cash.app/$WishMage PayPal.me/MousePounder

Instead of endlessly & hungrily consuming media showing kids submerged in the rain, you can materially help...any alleviation matters, and eighteen of these twenty-one families are in tents and in need of winter supplies. Go go go! + click "weekly": chuffed.org/project/hope...

Have rat #pixelart

I am obsessed with this as a public amenity.

I thought the internet speeds out in our flat were shit because of our distance to the router. It is in fact both our distance from the router and the fact that its wireless net. Its a rare day that we reach 27/11 Mbps. I would love to do some casual drawing streams for friends but lol. Lmao even

I'm just spit balling here but I think it would be cool if places and activities in NZ weren't exclusively priced to rort overseas tourists out of money to the detriment of the people who live here. What do you MEAN you want $37 per person to go in your man made hot pools. Be for real

This whare is certified vampire free right now.

Sure I may be at a low point in my personal life, but my garlic came out of the ground today and it's huuuuge. I also snipped off the scapes for salad. Feel like pure shit but at least I've months worth of garlic.

heads up, writers—this is the new version of the “I turned your webcam on and I have a video of you jerking off” scam

Pantone Color of the Year appears to be the landlord special. Usually obtained by dumping two buckets of 10 dollar paint together, now you can order it by code :)

Just saw a video of a lady with looooong tapered nails just freehand placing a 22mm scleral contact into her own eye and nailing it. I'm enthralled by her.

Still offline due to hand injury, please share! These six families AND a camp have virtually no internet connection, relying on us in the dark to help them with survival needs. The most pressing are emergency healthcare and winter & newborn supplies. chuffed.org/project/hope...

New large peacock sun catcher! It's slightly shorter than it's blue sibling, but no less spectacular. This will be available @ the Jingle & Mingle Mat-Su Market, 300 Kalli Cir., Wasilla, AK on Dec 13th from 10:30am-4:30pm! $250/ea or $400 for the set. #BSNM Also avail. to ship anywhere in the US!

Love watching my mood spiral as I frantically try to pull the brakes only to find the brake lever snapped off at the base.

In another life I should like to be able to spend less of my time managing the emotional impacts of every other fucker's drinking problems.

Maybe this large ginkgo I'm sitting under will do me a favour and drop a limb on my head.

Hello, I made this vain and handsome lad for #MerMay

Have a dragon! #pixelart

Nooo gutting. I think the fat little fox terrier on the property came charging through my garlic patch because half the plants are smashed over. It's too wet to harvest but at this point with the plants being broken near the bulb I'm worried about rot with the coming rain. 😢

Ahahahaha I'm so stressed. the very very old fella in the main house managed to park his car almost in my bedroom. The bumper would have been kissing the glass but for the bamboo that was in the way. God help me, i *will* alert your GP that you're driving like this.

Trad Christian Mer folk have joined the War on Christmas

Okay I don't know the terms to search this. I need to calculate how big a flat coil i can make from string from a given length of string. I know there's a way to do it I just don't know how to phrase my query. 🫤

Ring ring! It's for you! #pixelart

*guy in suit walks into frame in an ad* have you been injured in an accident? *pauses, leans into the camera* would you like to be?