Hell yeah pizza! The dough performed admirably. Chewy, crunchy, and light. 😋 Had a couple interesting moments when we remembered we don't own a pizza paddle, but gently plopping them on the stone for a par bake before topping kept things structurally sound.

Making sure my stool smaple has a nice little swirl at the top just like they taught me to do on a soft serve cone.

Making dough is part of my new workout plan to get swole as hell arms to impress lesbians.

But CHRIST I forgot what a workout kneading dough is. I'm schwitzing like a fucking animal but in about 3 hours I'm gonna have 6 pizza bases ready to freeze or fire.

It's a spring miracle! I was able to get a new prescription for my adhd meds without passing into a jar! God I've missed being productive.

If you watch loud videos without headphones as a grown ass adult in a doctors waiting room I should be allowed to slap your phone out of your hands and step on it.

Today's little quick fire sketch is courtesy of "make up a guy" Say hello to Prophoe Patterson

Here is jamal from Gaza. We literally lost everything. Support us if u can by reposting or anything, your help can rebuild our lives your repost is a life. chuffed.org/project/1389...

Today's little quick fire sketch is courtesy of "make up a guy" Say hello to Prophoe Patterson

So I have an idea but no real concept of how to execute it. We have a lot of homeless people in my area and I want to feed my neighbours. I'm thinking of cooking up giant soups and taking them to the park like once a month and anyone who wants some can have soup. I just don't know where to begin.

I just noticed I'm in this photo if you zoom in hard on the glass blobs I'm using to weight the corners. So if you look real hard you can see how it would look if I stood over you to take a photo of you.

Welp. It's done. The most cursed thing I've drawn (so far).

This was the biggest Delorean I could afford 😞 can I still be in your car club?

Ehehehehe. My partner brought me in a wee posey from the garden 😚🥰

Mornin'

They survived, and in preparation for another lashing my partner secured them under some halved soda bottles so they didn't get beat to goddamn death. We may yet have lettuce feast this summer.

Yeehaw for the affordable after hours telehealth. I can pick up an emergency script tomorrow and I have a new appointment Monday. I won't have to crash off my meds!

Frogs are hard at low resolution, but I think he's cute. 🐸 🎨

*ominous clicking noises intensify*

I fear my lettuces may not have survived the hail. 😭

Actually a bit scared. Lmao. Last time I ran out of meds this badly I ended up on a shoelace free vacation.

Trying to get my meds has been a real shit fest I'm ngl. This is the third doctors appointment to fall through. It's been different clinics too! I can't be mad about today's cancellation bc the building is flooded. But jesus christ the universe has determined I'm crashing hard off my antipsychotics

If anyone recognises the manufacturer I'd love some clues. He could use some pals eventually.

One of my treasured possessions is this Momotaro alarm clock who shouts at you with increasing volume to wake up the hell up.

Honestly I think this is on the money. I have had people with major depression tell me they wish they had manias, and baby no the fuck you don't. It's not what you think it is.

I’m gonna put you in a little box and shake you so fucking hard.

Every time I'm on a plane I'm sitting there thinking "shit I hope the pilots aren't *too* well trained."

TIL the "pter" in "helicopter" is the same "pter" in "pterodactyl".

I am simply never putting glasses that dog-ass ugly on my face under any circumstances.

curious how doctors never show you pics of your bones just those black and white paintings

Ewwwwwwie! Was digging some nice compost out of the bottom of the bin, but the last tenant put a whole pumpkin in there which was rotten and pressurised and it exploded on my face.

Uhhhhh I've been asked how much I want for a print of this and tbh I have no idea how to price it because I didn't expect anyone to want one???

I was feeling absolutely dreadful but Earth Wind and Fire and Kool and the Gang fixed me. I cannot maintain a shitty attitude while EWF are on.

It’s really very very important , my cousin Samar from gaza her situation is very difficult and below zero She has not received any previous support at all. She truly deserves urgent help. I hope everyone will support her. I have tried to help her but she need all out help chuffed.org/project/samar

Welp. It's done. The most cursed thing I've drawn (so far).

This is such embarrassing behaviour holy christ.

BLOOBS!

The usual progress of art is that I hate the art and myself a little bit less with every detail. This is the opposite of that. Won't anybody save me from myself???

Oh bruh. I just took a look at the bottom of my tongue. The laceration is like 8mm long. Much longer and I think I'd have to visit the hospital honestly.

I just bit the everloving SHIT out of my tongue. Like I'll be fine but it's gonna suck for the next few days and if I try to stand up now I'll faint. Lmao

Feeling weirdly nostalgic for the experience of being near deafened by the Sibelius splash screen sound.

Woke up. Thought, "oh good, I should draw" Remembered what my WIP is Heaved a heavy sigh

IF YOU ARE A TRANS PERSON IN THE UNITED STATES WHO WANTS A NICE PRESENT FROM MY SHOP: set an alarm and bookmark this page, I'm giving away 20 giftcards at 9AM mountain time on 9/19. 💜💜💜💜

Working on this monster in 20 minute intervals until I have to let out a deep sigh and close the drawing pad. Rinse and repeat.

The irony i was thinking of wasn't bitter or tragic but sure I guess, David.

For gods sake that's supposed to read "my partner" not just my

Remind me not to ask my for drawing prompts. Lmao. The prompt I was given was "The Burger King and Ronald Mcdonald making love in a dumpster out the back of a Wensdy's (sic)" I'm doing it, but it brings me no pleasure

I tried getting the robot tattoo but all it did was cover my body in the words "be just"???

I tried getting the robot tattoo but all it did was cover my body in the words "be just"???