I love a fungus that looks like it was sculpted from expanding foam

Imagine passing out and you wake up with fucking Mehmet Oz peering down at you.

If I speak I will scream

I am seeing so many more of the posts I actually *want* to see with the "rude" label and "threat" label turned off. This shit is facile.

It's probably fine that Lifeline Aotearoa can't afford to operate after midnight during an economic recession in the lead up to one of the most stressful holidays of the year. 🫠

I like when people tell me that I'm good and have value. I dislike when I fall into an open sewer and die.

I was hunting around for the shut off button for the rude label for ages. It's pretty neatly hidden

Every new technology is either a mechanical turk or phrenology redux

🎶 stop trying to convince me to monetise my hobbies 🎶 Not everything has to be a grind, holy shit

I want a bass something fierce but every single one I've seen that I can afford is an active bass. Bro I do not need my bass to sit there gnawing batteries. Pls.

Ya boy has incomplete vax records and doesn't want measles so guess what the fuck is up?

People stop infantilizing food aversion (aka “picky eating”) challenge: Seemingly impossible

Well the fireworks have made my nervous system extra nervous but I was also just presented a bowl of strawberries. So it's been an evening of swings and roundabouts.

I’m afraid of being banned forever. Will you welcome me and help me reach my goal?

EMERGENCY DRIVE FOR MAI’S BABY DELIVERY THIS WEEK and we’ve got 17 hours left ⚠️ please share! Sure I have countdowns every day, but this one is truly one day only! Mai truly only has us to pay for her C-section and secure necessities like medicine. 169/1000 chuffed.org/project/hope...

At my most depressed I was unable to stay awake for more than about 4 hours a day and literally couldn't scare up the motivation to feed myself or check the mail. It wasn't something I "had the luxury" to do, it cost me jobs, friendships, my physical health. I became malnourished.

Still need $35 for insulin

I am not cut out for jury duty because I would lose my entire mind laughing at this.

One of the local birds has started mimicking the 4 year old next door who enjoys coming outside to scream. *I* am going to scream soon.

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

Bruhhhh it's 22⁰c. Of all the days to have a Reynaud's flare why today??? It's not even cold 😭

I have ended up helping a lot of young students who are balancing their dreams of their future with the survival of their family. Alaa has used her tuition money sometimes to buy fresh vegetables for her toddler sister. She needs help.

It's bananas living in a climate where tomato plants will self set. I'm excited to find out what variety our 4 volunteer tomatoes are.

Welp see you all next time for a baseball

Bases are loaded

It's been actual years since I watched baseborle but this World Series has been obviously cursed enough for a look in. I'm back babey. I love baseborle.

Everyone ready for extra innings? UwU

I love my partner so much. They happily listen to me info dumping about my intense interests and recognise it as me showing affection by sharing knowledge. Today it's the history of various amusement park rides. 🎢

Somehow only just realising that the design on one of my favourite t-shirts that I've had for years is the trans flag colour set. I think living in a mouldy shithole was cooking my brain, folks I have been gradually getting less brain foggy since we moved. 😐

Gently explaining to my partner that while yes, ergot can cause you to hallucinate it can also cause gangrene or seizures and you really don't need gangrene or seizures. Just take LSD for fuck's sake.

Rasmus started playing at the local New World and I just lost my entire mind laughing. I'd forgotten about them

My Computer broke, but I still managed to make some drawings done on pen and paper. I realize now that the clip studio has been babying me too much with all the tools, THIS WAS HARD Shoutout to all the traditional artists who draw like this regularly #art #oc #traditionalart #doodles #sketch

Is there a way to make it so the "rude" label doesn't auto-hide posts in the Android app? Cause a lot of the posts that get hidden are genuinely fucking laughable

I pretty much immediately conked out after taking some pain killers but woof. Genuinely though. Warn people if your media is going to contain flashing lights. You could fucking kill someone.

Just got thrown into an almost instant migraine by an extended strobe light sequence in Halloween Ends on TV. Would have been real cool to have a warning card for that. What I saw up til now of this film was not worth the fucking headache and nausea combo.

This is how your email finds me

I'm just saying I've never seen Lorde and reviewbrah in the same room.

Quite a whoopsie for former NZ Herald reporter Bevan Hurley ...

I have found the most incredible knock-off embroidered patch I have ever seen in my life and I'm nearly inconsolable. I'm howling.

Intros! Welcome to the Holiday Dinner gang Fried Turkey (Turk)

Got given a lovely little bouquet of cornflower and sweet pea. It's so heady and delicious smelling in here now

Can someone explain to me how a KPI is different than setting a goal? Like I've looked it up, and it even uses the same acronyms as for goal setting?

I like that I have to take uh... two gummies to get to one glass of wine in effect. The effect apparently being a headache and empty calories if their chart is to be believed.

On a wild tear making a depressive frog who is a flying ace. Going to do a full body design for him and his plane at some point soon. #pixelart #frog

Okay, had to repost now that I got rid of a stray pixel that I accidentally added while exporting. 🫠 Anyway, it's that dickhead who runs the country, and dresses like shit.

Luxon being honest for once

Hello my friends it’s Jamal from Gaza, this question for React.js developers. Before two years ago I was learning react and made some projects with the most important subject in react and now I’m thinking return to it but what worrying me if I studied hard and put all my energy and time can I have

The list this year is lonely, but every holiday I make a post and link to send FREE Halloween cards to sick children, with each card triggering a $1 donation from an anonymous donor. This year it's seems just L.A. children's hospital secure1.chla.org/site/SPageNa...

I have found the most incredible knock-off embroidered patch I have ever seen in my life and I'm nearly inconsolable. I'm howling.

Every time you like an artist’s artwork, an angel grows their wings. Every time you repost an artist’s post, an angel grows artillery and heat-seaking missiles to fight the forces of evil.