I thought I hit the jackpot and found a remake of those Altoid Sours they used to make, but these just don't hit the same

Probably the sickest depiction of the Horseman of War I've come across and it was in a children's book

Propaganda of the Thneed

What's with these captions and fire??

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

Apparently he also had a company car and stock options??

‘Fuck it, dude. Let’s go bowling.’

Anybody know how much the "All you had to do was pay us enough to live" guy was making? Seems like a good way to negotiate a raise potentially.

Is daycare more expensive than college?

"Stop calling us weird!"

𝚂𝚃𝙾𝙱

"𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚙𝚊𝚢 𝚞𝚜 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎"

𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙸𝚂𝚃

Exactly, which is why I’m here for it. If Dana Fash is going to do entire 10minute segments on Hasan in front of the suburban CNN Wine Moms whose hearts are filled Mao levels of rage against the Dem leadership I’m all for them signal boosting him.

New video covering Flesh Simulator dropping today!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bzV...

Watch any artist shade a sphere and you can immediately tell what kind of porn they draw for themselves

Take that horseshoe and shove it up your ass

Now I finally have an excuse to post this

Take that horseshoe and shove it up your ass

When Flesh Simulator started going Nazi I was upset, but apparently he's gone off the deep end completely

Did you know Neo-Nazi adjacent creator Flesh Simulator started a cult where he jokes about sexual assault with potentially underage people? Learn about it in my new video! youtu.be/SCJ2p0dLLA0

“Reports”??? He’s got access to the best intelligence in the world. He doesn’t know?

Ralph Macquarrie suggested Vader would have to wear a breathing mask to fight in space. The idea of the mask intrigued Lucas, who expanded it into a developed suit. He asked Ralph McQuarrie to draw him something part German Stormtrooper, Part Samurai. McQuarrie gave him this. 🎯🎯🎯

For the pro-war neocon uncle in your life

Iran could make the unconditional release of the Epstein files a requirement of the ceasefire

Knowledge Fight fodder

My "Not involved in human trafficking" press address has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my press address

Every American electoral contest from late 2024 onward is like Tyler Whiteman, Political Consultant of Eternal Liberal Dawn versus six identical copies of the DSA We Built This Yesterday supplied by an organizing team that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other volunteers.

There are no trad wives on the internet. Every single one of them is a poser. No trad husband worth his salt would allow his wife to go on Instagram.

Anybody got a word cloud of Daily Beast headlines?

Honestly, that Reubens didn't just go Joker mode after the spank theater incident tanked the greatest kids show ever is remarkable

A version of the Joker that starts as this and ends up a serial killer due to Batman's brutality towards him

“sheila, the union leader, is a single mother, batman! schedules released two weeks out helps her maintain a stable home, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!”

my husband and i have a bit called “joker‘s denny’s” and it goes “the joker opens a denny’s and runs it totally above board and it drives batman Crazy”

Can't believe people share AI slop here

Just finished ALIEN and man. You couldn’t make this movie now. Most of the cast is dead

Has NATO tried telling him it wasn't a war?

Epstein associates vs the Papacy. May the best pedophile win.

the strait of hormuz is in a quantum superposition of open and closed that only collapses when you try to take a tanker through yourself and see if you get shot at

Pedophiles beefing with Catholics wasn't on my 2026 bingo card

LARPing Live Ammunition Revolutionary Praxis

New to BlueSky, huh?

[Starship Troopers voice] Subscription guarantees citizenship! Sign up for an annual subscription and get one month free!

Terrifying visions of a new constitution written by the bourgeois with subscription tiers with different rights

I genuinely can't stop thinking about the Iranian kids who spent yesterday wondering if they were all going to die and what that day will do to them for the rest of their lives.

my summer car but its bushwick apartment simulator

My Summer Car