Alternate universe where polycules dress up like different gangs in The Warriors

where's the drunk driver in an f150 when you need him

This is blackout poetry to me

Make Real IDs free

over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes

Fuck your abundance

if elon had a normal dick he absolutely would have posted it by now

my wife announced, unprompted, that I’m not allowed to buy heelys

Don't try to fix her Let her make you worse

By the power invested in me, I hearby proclaim this woman, "White Woman of Next Month!" (sorry, you cant have February.) Not all heroes wear blue jeans

I was going to buy and remodel an old X-rated theater, but then I found out all the walls are load-bearing.

Fuck ICE #lifting #weightlifting #conjugate

Every time you think he hit rock bottom the motherfucker grabs a pickaxe

Jay-Z who is both in charge of twerking at the Superbowl and an accused member of the child raping upper class

Source is Alex Jones lawyer, so mountain of salt That said, I wouldn't be surprised

GALLEGO: Why is the agent who shot Renee Good holding a camera phone & weapon? LYONS: The US attorney was requiring to have video leading up to arrests, so officials have used phones for that GALLEGO: Maybe you shouldn't be trying to be an influencer and wielding a weapon at the same time

we must have an investigation into twerking at the super bowl but not the child raping upper class

This feels like a Simpsons B plot

You know what the internet needs? More bad faith accounts. Maybe some bots. Really up the engagement.

- Lives on an island - Pervs on 16-year-olds Yup, checks out. 😔

Sickening. #ICEOUT #MN www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

how many times are they going to ask this thing if it's alive and get scared when it says yes

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

This story mentions "Oak Brook Gateway" in the Chicago suburb of Oak Brook as one of the buildings in which ICE is supposedly planning office space. Oak Brook Gateway is managed by Fairbridge Partners LLC. I tried to contact them, but the only email listed on their website bounced back as invalid.

Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.

got some drafts locked and loaded thanks bluesky

I am literally going to volunteer phone banking for Stratton because Raja and his Pro AI, pro crypto, anti Medicare for all, and thanking ICE think gives me so many Dick Durbin vibes and right now he's leading and it terrifies me if he gets six years as a senator.

I'll play along with diversity of tactics and all that, but y'all better show up to this fucking primary vote

I'll play along with diversity of tactics and all that, but y'all better show up to this fucking primary vote

Has an entire defense ever won Super Bowl mvp

Abolish the FBI

Enshittification hit the Superbowl ads hard

Abolish the FBI

Log into Facebook See this shit Delete account permanently

Fuck you. Quit.

Jeff Bezos owns his own fleet of jets. He takes tourists to space. but he can't be bothered to bring journalists home from warzones before firing them. I don't care anymore whether capitalism incentivizes psychopaths to win or creates them through its cruel incentives, this shit has to be smashed

the "america is the great satan" theory is holding up

picking out their favorite dildos for later

hot dads in your area are suffering from migraines

lol capitalism has upsides: sticking mass-produced dildos on cop cars as protest

the vibe

DragonBall fans devastated, but not surprised, to learn Master Roshi is in the Epstein files

These dogs in charge of things need to understand that The Muppet Show and the Post Office are public services, not tawdry businesses.

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

The United States of REDACTED.

Pritzker should pull a Maduro and arm the peasants

If the chud halftime show doesn't have an AI hologram of Charlie Kirk singing "We are Charlie Kirk" then what is the fucking point