Gpoople it yourself

People in Chicago left the Fuerza Regida concert mid set because JOP thought this would play with Chicago audiences for some reason

When Kamala runs again and her supporters come here to scold us into voting for her I'm gonna be so fucking toxic

Finally leaving Delaney Hall. I have never been hit with as much bear spray in my life as I have today. My eyes, mouth, skin. Pain. Please follow. Thanks goodnight.

Had a dream I was a pedestrian and got run over by a driverless city bus

People in Chicago left the Fuerza Regida concert mid set because JOP thought this would play with Chicago audiences for some reason

this website is not beating the allegations

so incredibly based!

zohran mamdani announced a plan to seize properties from bad landlords and private equity if tenents suffer from neglect and i genuinely do not think i’ve seen rightwing circles this mad in reaction to anything i’ve ever seen before lol

The F in F-150 stands for fujoshi

aaaaaand *saved*

Bluesky is dying, post your worst memes to kill it faster

Bluesky is dying, post your worst memes to kill it faster

I will spend my whole life fighting for the idea that every weekend should be 3 days

Bluesky is dying, post your worst memes to kill it faster

Bluesky is dying, post your worst memes to kill it faster

Bluesky is dying, post your worst memes to kill it faster

Bluesky is dying, post your worst memes to kill it faster

The only way a team should be publicly funded is if it's publicly owned

What is a man but a collection of imposter syndromes

Because she’s just another racist rat, desperate to flee the sinking ship. 🐀

Of course communism leads to authoritarianism. Wherever it rears its head the CIA bankrolls an authoritarian.

I trust signs because if you're a sign that lies, they destroy you

Sometimes I’ll give them a wrong name at Starbucks then forget that I did it and so never get a coffee

No Truce With the Ultraliberals

age is hitting millennials like the 2nd airplane

wait theres already at least 3 of them someone beat me to it

Please share this one.

bluesky will always be better than threads because if you try to be horny on threads, mark zuckerberg comes to ur house and looks at u like this

ME: b-but Reverend Mother, we mustn’t, what if Shai Hulud hears the rhythm of our prayer and comes here and devours me?? MY DOMINATRIX: …I’m sorry can you explain all this again please

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Huckamania

The worst kind of fool is a rich fool

Listen, Mac. You see the size of that face? He's all chin. He can take it on the chin all day. You're gonna have to wait for the perfect moment and then I want you to throw a jab right at his neck.

Ooowee, smells like something died in here, Mac! When the lights go out, listen for Fazbear’s music box, then hit him with a lullaby of your own: the Star Punch!

"Alright Mac, this joker might call himself Lord of the End Times, but I think he's Small Time! Wait for that stone on his helmet to glow then hit em with your Star Punch!"

You don't even have to become a member yet. Find your city DSA chapter's public calendar, show up to an event that sounds cool, and start talking to people there. We love meeting new people who want to help, and you'll soon find how your skills can do the most good.

Hide yo scooters, hide yo ebikes

DSA national is bringing back MAWG the Mutual Aid Working Group, but I had to break it to them, my chapter is already MAWG - Mainly Autistic White Guys

I don’t care who you voted for. If you’re pro-AI, you’re MAGA

Medium size data center: -16 + MILLION gallons of water per year -32 atomic bombs worth of heat per year -electric bill increase for residents (in some cities the electric companies are cancelling residential coverage in order to serve data centers) Tell me again how they are good for us.

Think about how burning one down could bring the community together though.

OH NO

“How the death machine can actually be good for your home town.”