The current moment in tech is loosely understood as software guys getting so evil they made hardware guys discover Marxism from first principles.

TRUMP: *fires black chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff; fires female chief of naval operations; hires unqualified replacement, a white man* NYT:

"First of all, they came to take the gypsies and I was happy because they pilfered. 1/3

Animorphs tv show announcement in the year 2026???

Ryan Coogler produced Animorphs show. Crying in the club right now. I won.

This is basically the flavor profile of sloppy joes so I bet it’s not bad

.....hear me out

Etsy witches, assemble

Brb, sacrificing a chicken

Post a pic from one of your devices without explanation.

Fuck yeah... !

Woke 2 includes banning new car dealerships

Gonna watch the new Animorphs show even harder now

TIL

happy eating out the creme egg to all

Being anti immigration and anti birthright citizenship and pro infant mortality does in fact have knock on effects.

I know making fun of the guy for typos is stupid lib shit but like wild to see the actual biblical antichrist just lay his cards on the table like that huh

Teaching the children the horrors of war

I swear when he was talking about making a paladin at the end there he was talking about this

Oh let's fucking go

JD Vance is so fucking unpopular

Describe your Bluesky account with a single image.

New Downfall dropped xcancel.com/i/status/203...

JD Vance is so fucking unpopular

Teaching the children the horrors of war

Raskin: "It doesn't give me a lot of comfort that Todd Blanche is now the acting AG. This is the guy who transferred Ghislaine Maxwell from the higher security prison to the low security prison camp in Texas."

They split the difference and hired the guy that met with her in prison before moving her to minimum security

The dumbest privates you can imagine checking to see if their plates really work

hell yes

if you're white and want to be a hero: get axed from a treasured career because you stood up to racism

The dumbest privates you can imagine checking to see if their plates really work

If I was a General being asked to resign by this administration, I would simply do a coup

Okay, this should work:

If I was Iran I'd be at the point of offering to reopen the straight of Hormuz if the international community sanctions the United States like they've done to Iran and Cuba until the American people replace their regime.

Right now, Kid Rock is behind his mansion in pajamas with a Coors Light in one hand and his cell phone in the other trying to patiently explain why he's just not open to the idea of being attorney general.

Why's he so mad at Bondi now all of a sudden? Is it purely because of the files that got out about him and the 13 year old?

listening to the project hail mary score on ketamine is as good as you would think

A second cop-themed former cop-vehicle copaganda food truck has hit Fort Wayne with a story that I think will age very very funnily in coming months if not weeks

This could have been an e̶m̶a̶i̶l̶ Truth Social post

Please be okay

Cut to the chase and replace her with Ghislaine Maxwell

Pre-workout as ADHD self medicating

My @nytpitchbot.bsky.social pitch: Some activists say jewish people are being kidnapped by ICE. Experts disagree.

Has a group interview ever led to a good job?

Motherfucker only knows one move

my god what have I done

Imagine entering Kristi Noem's fuck/marry/kill scenario and killing the dog

Watching Return of the King. Was Theoden just desperate to die in battle?