I bet there aren't

I'll eat the leopards' faces

it's so great that people snapshot shitty or insane things from the other site and make sure people here who left that site see it so they can get clicks.

ok, here (hidden for book spoilers I guess?)

idk I did see this meme today which made me laugh so hard. lol

whoever has the most leprechaun scalps by the end of the day wins st. patricks day

If you are unsure of how to spell mnemonic, here is a handy mnemonic:

PSA

what if we blended every famous woman into one woman and then thats every woman you see now. here at nvidia we

i dropped a can of pickles (sad) but now the whole apartment smells like pickles (good?)

i miss dials

nuke gingrich

that frikkin pharmacist

because people on the left will listen to criticism whereas people on the right will issue death threats. it's the same reason older women keep getting "randomly picked" for enhanced scanning at the airport - theatre is easier with compliant subjects

i get GWOT and MGTOW confused

mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help

if america institutes the draft they should draft trump voters first.

america, the world has agreed that if you uh... fix this problem this week, we'll all pretend the last 15 months didn't happen

logically the only way you can make this claim is if it is *already* out of sync, by about 1/30 billionth of a second, otherwise the projections on accuracy are just conjecture.

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the woman working the window at tim hortons this morning was wearing so much perfume i'm smelling it every tip i take a sip of coffee, 45 minutes later

[Sade voice 🎵]

bro that's just called working

gas got expensive man

no offense to bob's burgers but hot pants rain dance and dj bunkbeds are the same song

Here’s a commercial while you fill up your gas. Here’s a commercial while you wait for your teletherapy to start. Here’s a commercial WHILE YOU PISS.

i think if we're going to claim this, as a function of the Lebanese diaspora living here, then the council needs to say something when Lebanon is attacked.

It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.

Picture yourself on a plane with an orange With rock n roll courage and neck pillow sighs Suddenly someone is there with a coffee The girl from Aer Lingus goes by Juicy in the sky to Ireland Juicy in the sky to Ireland RS

Christian Bale's characters in Shaft 2000 and American Psycho were who Bruce Wayne would've been if his parents hadn't died

fuck this roast beef headed motherfucker

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I don't need booze to have a good time, I need booze to pretend I'm having a good time

"it's open if ur not a pussy," said the self proclaimed secretary of war.

The pipeline of “i want creative kids!” to “what the hell is this cardboard, spoon and chopstick thing”

happy friday

Friday Throwback Jams

30 years ago tonight:

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see ottawa you can do actually do this

the world: burning CBC's The Current: some people? like the middle seat? on planes?!

maybe they should be called stratocrashers idk

the difference between Iran and the USA is in Iran the state religion is a shitty form of Islam and in America the state religion is being a 14 year old edgelord

Operation: Orange Tantrum

lo fi hushwave shushcore it's just librarians telling you to be quiet

weird to think the gap between leader and supreme leader is just queso and sour cream