unsatisfied with merely diving head first into the toilet, Google are now stunt jumping a motorbike over several cars and through a hoop of fire into a septic tank arstechnica.com/google/2025/...

these words would look great as a poster pasted up all over the damn place

Frank Zappa would also be a good name for a dude with a ray gun

fucking hell lmao (don't get me wrong I'm genuinely sorry for OP here, this is horrific)

eighteen hundred scumbags who will leave the earth no poorer for their passing

Didn't hear much from this cunt again did we

before embarking on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. one for your target (who TOTALLY deserved it), and the other for the first person who tries to tell you "maturity is knowing the best revenge is no revenge". then nobody else will stand in your way.

Well don't I feel stupid

stop complaining everyone, a white cisgender man who's a British citizen isn't bothered by the prospect of mandatory ID cards so neither should you be

uh oh gifs galore has gotten on the discover feed where resistlibs can see it

So lads this is the big one the one that will win everyone over: an app. It spies on you but you can also report your neighbour so yknow ups and downs

saying "encouraged them to cycle more" alongside photos of street redesigns with no visible cycling facilities of any sort is certainly a take

also the government is already working on an app to have digital copies of official documents on your phone *if* you want them (the One Login app) which could actually be useful, but isn't ready yet. I bet they weren't even told that Queer Harmer was going to announce this

when labour fails to get britcard off the ground & they're telling everyone we have uncontrolled immigration, what you'll end up with is angry racists who see 1) no card and 2) think migrants aren't controlled, and have never had ID cards (they did) or a digital system (they do). what happens then?

Hi @npr.org! We worked late tonight putting together this handy pocket guide! It doesn't address road design issues, but if we're going to educate road users, we should include drivers. It's the size of a folded business card. Print it, fold it, put it in your wallet!

watch an animated cartoon from the 30s and it's the most fluid, lovely thing you've ever seen, animation the likes of which we can't dream of today, compared to a CGI movie from 2001 which looks like Skibidi Toilet and cost 50 million dollars

This post just did so much psychic damage to me

Ask an immigrant with indefinite leave to remain how easy it is to sort out ID when getting a new job *right now*. This is a total disconnect from reality, racist, and stupid.

I'm not joking at all when I say that any digital ID created by this government will explicitly misgender trans people

trans people will outlive every transphobe, billionaire, and fascist

The King's Jesters and their Goosetown Jazz Pardners

exhibit A youtube.com/watch?v=_sVU...

Being a bisexual emperor must be the most stressful shit in the world. You go to the inner palace and your wives are scheming. You go to the outer court and the male concubines that you promoted to viziers are fighting. Your wife just poisoned your favorite twink eunuch. There’s no peace

EXCLUSIVE: design of Starmer's BritCard leaked

yesterday I was working for a dude who needed something excavated but didn't know how deep it was. as I watched he _verbally_ asked ChatGPT the question in this image (too long to post) and waited for it to reply. my guy, googling "uk residential gas line depth" would get you it in about ten seconds

Roz is a badass. Roz is also an amazing poet. But more than this, Roz is a walking talking reminder of how confected this stupid bloody trans panic of the last few years has been. She's been a woman for longer than Wes "lickspittle cunt" Streeting has been alive, and she's worth a million of him.

Google Maps Street View glitch of the day. Family Dollar? please. try Faamily Dollar (4487 Natural Bridge Ave, St. Louis, Missouri)

WhatsApp is such dogshit, imagine making a messaging app that randomly fails to deliver messages faq.whatsapp.com/339805672047...

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

share your favorite black and white movie

fun fact: the first image of Felix in this post is the one from the top of his Wikipedia article, and the original copy of it is hanging on my wall, because Otto Messmer drew it for my mother. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felix_t...

ever wondered how long crisp packets last? today I found this Golden Wonder Ringos packet a metre underground. its offer of a "Krazy Kap", "with a colourful comic strip which reveals in 5 pictures the secret of the Ringo", expired 49 years ago. when I was born it had already been buried for 4 years

why is everyone saying today is the rapture

[1st date] (thinks) dont let her know youre a 1990 cracktro her: so what do yo- me: PARADOX PROUDLY PRESENTS J M S O D A E P N UNLIMITED LIVES OFF UNLIMITED MACKEREL OFF SADDAM FEARS PARADOX PRODUCTIONS!! GET EM BOYS!!

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

PaRappa the Ally

AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT: It's too loud on this bus so I'm putting on my sunglasses

donald trump is going through full brandonization at an alarming rate

The merch booth is open and we're almost ready to go live #WeAreAllChappie

panicking

I'm years overdue getting some Milk & Cheese merch

For example, EXPLOSION OF A MOTOR CAR (1900), is a British trick film and I was using a GIF to illustrate the comedic timing of mannequin limbs raining down. You let actual war images on this platform @bsky.app but I get flagged for this?

Well, this is baloney. My silent film posts are CONSTANTLY being flagged for "disturbing images" Literally trick films from 1900. Where's my "Discussion, analysis, or depiction of violence in clearly fictional or artistic contexts" mulligan? You ignore all appeals.

for a long time I've hosted a transcript of Frank Zappa's testimony to Congress when they were considering whether to put warning labels on music. there's video of it on YT now, so I've fixed the many errors from the official publication. this is the only accurate transcript! hex.ooo/library/zapp...

@textfiles.com just found this collection, lovely stuff. there's a typo in all the titles and creator tags ("Britsh"), could you please bulk fix it? archive.org/details/brit...

the entire situation on TERF Island in one easily read summary. worth bookmarking to share with people

@goingmedieval.bsky.social @justinhancock.bsky.social I know you'll dig this www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...

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