i'm still spending my entire life sat on the settee and bored shitless but at least my cat is insisting on sleeping within arm's reach so i can torment her with pets as much as i want

if u are sufficiently pure of heart then u will occasionally find yourself in combat with evil wizards who attempt to destroy you with powerful spells. if you have not ever experienced a true duel with a wizard that means ur heart is lame and ur prob not going to pass the anubis feather scale test

it's a beautiful day to watch castration movie for the third time i think

“No texting and driving” they say as cars are manufactured with touchscreen tablets built into their dashboards

I love how he must have been told "go like that with your fingers" and he didn't realise he was meant to be holding the nail, not just making a strange sign for good luck or something. It's like a human form of AI, being shown something and not quite understanding what or why you are being shown

Amanda Lorian is one of my fave 80s b-movie actresses but all she's done in the last decade or so is a couple adverts for Grogu protein yogurts

remember when Protect The Dolls shirts were a thing. has anyone seen one of them in a while

“Let us deprive trans people of their human rights, but do it in the fairest and most compassionate way possible.” - your modern Labour Party in a nutshell

it's been a blissful two weeks where i've been too incapacitated by surgery recovery to think about fascism but i suppose it's time to start reading the news and thinking about fascism again

i cannot picture a version of myself that isn't a demi asexual lesbian woman but also like, who fucking knows what any of those words actually mean

it's wild how much getting a sex change is making me rethink everything i know about myself (positive)

[GUY WHO IS A MAN] You know the real problem with the patriarchy? Women.

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Adulthood is just cycling between "If I don't say yes to every opportunity, no new opportunities will ever be offered to me" and "Oh no, I have said yes to too many things" over and over until you die.

when will Ken owens respect our troops

had a very nice day walking around the beachfront for my last day of freedom

if anyone was wondering btw i did end up cutting my hair short (it's like a chin length bob now) and i like it so much that i've started questioning if i can go even shorter

the poorest team in baseball have given the richest team in baseball their first back-to-back losses of the season

wake up and don't have a Marlins score to check what's even the point

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Thursday! What a concept!

oh the Marlins broadcast is Struggling today huh

i saw this image and immediately had war flashbacks

being a morning person rules actually. it's not even 9am and i already eaten breakfast + walked 2 miles to the shop and back + got my weekly groceries. and the day is still so young

i should be entitled to mid morning and mid afternoon music breaks. nothing is stopping me from listening to music at my desk but i wanna be allotted a good 10 minutes to really get into some songs

i got a haircut and i keep laughing whenever i see it in the mirror which i think is a good sign

if you used a messenger bag instead of a backpack in high school you’re a trans woman now

i can't believe the sheer power of capten erica jarrell-searcy is going to make me earnestly support a usa national team. in this day and age. whats wrong with me

one of my fave parts of baseball is how the star athletes never look like start athletes. Owen Caissie literally looks like he should be playing in a community theatre Scott Pilgrim production but he's one of our best players

today is exactly one month until the first day of the rest of my life and it's so awesome and terrifying and exciting and overwhelming to think about

i have had a cold for one day and am already annoyed and miserable about it

nothing to do but watch the game

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happy 17776 day i can't wait to play sports forever

every day is a good day when i wake up to fish team win

on my way to my first ever Easter Sunday service and feeling really good about it actually. not to be too Christian on main

the time honoured tradition of "i hate the yankees"

punk fest this weekend will fix me

every day is also a good day to listen to fantasy baseball at the end of the world by john k samson

every day is a good day to listen to take off your sunglasses by ezra furman

going back to being extremely cynical for a second though: how many trans women will actually be brought pizza today? and it doesn't count if it's bought by another trans woman

i was feeling extremely cynical abt tdov this morning but seeing friends taking joy in it and posting selfies on insta has made me feel a lot better actually. love to be reminded how hot all my trans friends are

happy trans day of donating to my bottom surgery fund 🏳️‍⚧️