facebook marketplace adventure today yayyyyy

🤔

bought a bookshelf

make matt eberflus a general IMMEDIATELY

oh wow this epstein stuff is preeeeetty juicyyyyyy

crazy ass red line delay this morning

I can never forget this classic:

unhinged ad on the train this morning

keep honking i can't stop hear you over storm by night tapes

every time i see nico i get feral i start barking at the screen

listen to night tapes

wearing doc martens to the office is so powerful

sources confirm the bears-eagles alliance is at an all time high 🤝

i love da philadelphia eagles let's go philly baby let's go!!!

they're calling me the michael jordan of firing my therapists

fuck the government it's snowing

This term is so social media-brained. Coined by people who can't imagine themselves without an audience, or that anyone could genuinely want to pass time in any other form than Stare at Phone

i need a caleb jersey

what a choke

the bears are good

CALEB!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna bear tf out

beeeeaaarrssss

“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.” aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

yeah 2026 is gonna be a fucking bloodbath for republicans. supermajority here we come

lol she got his ass and he knows it

i can't stop picking quack therapists for some reason

pov: you're five feet tall

still no updates here

started budgeting and realizing how broke i am

making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us

🍂

good morning gamers

last night really does prove that joe biden just completely fumbled the bag last year lol

I've been at work an hour and a half i already feel like this

Today is an absolute rebuke of anti-transgender politics, and a real sign that the anti-trans panic is fading. From VA Gov to Loudoun County to New Jersey to New York City and Pennsylvania, anti-trans Republicans are falling left and right.

There’s no reason ever again for any Democrat to suggest moderating on trans rights. There was never a moral reason but now there’s no political reason either. Somebody tell Gavin Newsom and Pete Buttigieg. it’s joe-ver.

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

democracy is over-cels in shambles

but a year ago all i heard was that the american people shifted completely rightward and that Democrats will never win again 🤔

shota isn't a cub anymore :(

thank you to everyone who has donated and shared so far 🥳 i was able to use these funds to front the copay for my upcoming consultation. i am at $345 and could use some more help to meet my $3500 goal so if you can help out it would mean so much 💗

golden hour is fucking 4 pm now 😭

u know i had to wu it to them

hallelujah 🐻

i cannot fucking believe this shit

dog.

what is this game