go bears

AHHHHHHAHAHAHA

I'm scared of Ben johnson

freaky as hell what a dead eyed freak michael knowles is

sega game lookin ass day

no fate worse than having to stay over 15 minutes at work

I dislike the whole “and you’re SURPRISED?!” bullshit whenever anyone expresses alarm at a news event because the people posting it act like they’re wise sages for democracy but are basically doing the work of evil people because there’s nothing evil people want more than for evil to become routine

found out about neocities yesterday and my life is now changed

I'm changin

starbucks tastes like fucking shit dude. as a former SB barista. i feel lucky that i have so many other coffee shops near me but they have a monopoly on coffee in places like where i grew up. fuck starbucks.

that scene from the sopranos where tony sees the box of uncle ben's rice and passes out except it's me when i hear a british accent

daaaaaaaa mets lose

we have never been more back

they're cooking your ass on r/cigarettes

BOYCOTT PORTILLOS! EAT A REAL GODDAMN HOT DOG

how i look when i tell the goth girls at the function i think astrology is fake

we are ruled by people who believe in devils and spirits

thinking detroit sucks is a red flag michigan fucking rules

i think this is my favorite book ever? i'm on my third read

can the rapture please happen? ready for the earth to chillll outttt man

Olamide Zaccheaus went for the jumping celebration with DJ Moore who didn't see him 😭🤣

damn ... we look like a football team

FIVE HOURS of Charlie Kirk Memorial in the midst of an NFL FOOTBALL SUNDAY??? lmfao this seals it, conservatives gave up football in the national divorce. the gridiron is left-coded now

What a bomb from Caleb Williams on the flea flicker to Luther Burden III for a TD

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

tom brady in five years

packers fraud confirmed

Disney has lost nearly $4 Billion in three days from combined stock price collapse and cancelled subscriptions.

it's finally the weekend

this whole FBI violent extremist thing is bullshit and meritless right right

If you are a member of the Orr class and you do not have a current and accurate passport I cannot recommend strongly enough that you look into how to get a same-day passport appointment as soon as possible the door may be closing very soon, and we can’t know if or when it will reopen

just like the cubs winning in 2016 put us in the dark timeline, a 2025 win will pull us out

Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate https://theonion.com/left-wing-group-too-disorganized-for-fbi-agents-to-infi-1848923025/

this fucking pretransition pic of me

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

this is a great summation of my bsky account

PLAYOFFS!!!!!!!!!

mass institutionalization of trans people is not possible or feasible. stop giving these shock jocks the time of day. stop being afraid of them.

this is the real blue sky y'all need to look at

i get being mad at the bears but did you expect the guy to turn the whole ship around in 2 games? i fully expect this to be a losing season, it's much more about cutting out the fat and just improving

begging you motherfuckers to stop saying trans people are like two weeks away from being rounded up. in the words of michael jordan, stop it, get some help, etc

I'm 28 today so I'm gonna do myself a favor and not open the butterfly app today lmao it's a constant doom spiral and i want to not subject myself to that! try to go outside everyone and not think about the right wing for even a few hours

damn i really loved metroid dread now i wanna get metroid prime remake

yay i beat my first metroid game

i love football

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bears moment

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my dreams since quitting weed have been absolutely insane. last night i dreamt that i went out to eat with some friends and donald trump was there and he was actually a cool guy and we shot the shit for a little bit. he was like "you've got a good head on your shoulders you're gonna make it far"