Craving a Chicago dog 🌭

we gotta **** **** *****

no, autocorrect

at wrigley field enjoying the game but vigorously shaking my head when matt shaw is at the plate so everyone knows i don't stand with fascism

it's called taste

delighted to announce that I've bought these shoes

emotional support 2nd baseman

just donated $20! you should too!!

this kansas shit is so crazy, like i fled tennessee in preparation for this kind of thing but having literally less than 24 hours to hand in your fucking driver's license???? nazi shit

If you are trans and in Kansas, @ me If you have resources you think might help, @ me If you want advice about something you are thinking of doing to help, @ me I’ll either help you or try to direct you to someone who can

Another good resource if you are looking to flee your state is Trans Resistance Network They are privacy conscious and operate nationall www.transresistancenetwork.org

TC Pipeline is a trans relocation org located in Colorado which is near Kansas It would be helpful if you could signal boost them. They could use funding and volunteers, and trans folks in Kansas may want to contact them if they need extraction Also: the letters sent may be illegal tcpipeline.org

I hope the etsy witches get every kansas republican. I hope they get them one after the other. I hope the last one knows what is about to happen and feels a totally new fear like no one ever has this post not sponsored by etsy

repeatedly tapping the paul skenes is literally hitler sign

me when PCA says literally anything

i should be able to temporarily change my screen name to john or michael at work so that clients will listen to me when i tell them something

mezcal mule save me

albums I've had on repeat

she lock my heed till i martin

the doctor diagnosed me as 5'8"

don't worry guys, i made a call earlier. we had a lovely chat on the phone and that's why he's so cool with us now 📞

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Woke 2 is going to absolutely bury these people. It is true that in the time between now and Woke 2, they are going to hurt a lot of people, some very badly. There’s no way around that. But then, again, Woke 2 is going to absolutely bury these people.

they just announced a nico hoerner extension at the sotu

watching hockey but visibly shaking my head when men are on the screen so everyone knows I'm against misogyny

and another thing: i don't read Wirecutter before making a purchase. please don't put in the paper that i read wirecutter before making a purchase

help i accidentally put 9 taylor swift songs on the wedding playlist

trying to find reference pics for wedding hair and makeup and eeeeeeverything is fucking AI

you either die an acclaimed actor or live long enough to make commercials for an insurance company

online liberal spaces are wholly unequipped to deal with things like the men's hockey controversy because they're from wealthy blue areas. "how do they see what happened in minneapolis and feel ok with this" it's because they don't care. if you were from the south you'd be better at spotting chuds.

not just any quirked up white boy, he's OUR quirked up white boy

they can't stop inventing new genres of guy

how it feels to get 100 likes on a post

people trying to make r*tard a thing are so embarrassing it's so forced

Driving at or under the speed limit is such an amazing feeling

i know it's 8 months away but my future wife and i figured out our halloween costume this year 💋

skill issue imo

men's hockey not beating the white supremacy sport allegations

trump joked about taping the women's hockey team???? and the men's players laughed????????

HES SOOOO BABY GIRL

ooh look at me I'm a dodgers fan my team spends money and we have the michael jordan of baseball on our team

brick aka the brie-slur

being beautiful is so fun when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you you're reinforcing patriarchal beauty standards

baseball .

wow it's super easy to become a total gremlin if you work from home

all things considered the SC ruling is undoubtedly a very good thing, i personally like to not plummet toward a depression

me explaining that actually the bears crossing state lines is good because now our taxes don't have to pay for it

the cats love my office

obviously we're winning. duh. how did you not know. that's so embarrassing.

everybody got that shit on their forehead