when our turn eventually comes my surviving cishet white citizen friends' adult children will make no excuses for the terror

mine is a choose your own adventure timeline where every page you turn to either makes you roll your eyes or kills you

these are not my thoughts or opinions or politics. i am merely a posting cog in the posting machine regurgitating Content in a sincere attempt to generate profit for my magnanimous betters. i am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this snippet of no children.

i think if you are actively paying for the privilege of doing fascism you shouldn't expect even the shammiest of sham trials at whatever the nuremberg equivalent is forty years from now. at least collaborators can say they were in it for the money.

ask your doctor about pfizer's effexor (venlafaxine hydrochloride) for treatment of hate boner erectile dysfunction. side effects may include being wrong about the history of amphetamine production and usage

don't worry you guys the grand wizards of tech are definitely not doing this completely invisibly and unaccountably with their bullshit machines — that would be even crazier than the out of this world flavor of pringles potato snacks

damn it feels fucking awful to be a gangster

went spelunking in pandemonium looking for something else but got distracted by my perfect record of being too correct and pretty too early

If you're a doctor and you stop providing care because of what your boss said, you should lose your license.

mad zero of you riffed off of or even had the decency to acknowledge this terrible pun

there's a guy in discord playing through the newest digimon game

did transgender law center close the oakland office entirely or something? when i was there we had kaiser, and i don't think they said fuck all when kaiser did this a few months ago either. it would be pretty funny if tlc's own insurance doesn't cover youth anymore

dem party mannie fresh be like: tent real big, flops real big, grift real big, everything real big lie real big, losses real big, yawn real big, let me tell you how i live

bruh they're putting my shit on law school exams look what my friend just sent me 😭

getting off from all my Crimes by telling the judge i'm cis and those hater bitches are trans

neat trick: swap in "americans" for "venezualans" and it still works

GODDAMMIT

this ruled except john mclain and hans gruber only kissed after the cast bowed etc as the curtains closed >:|

the first lady pope

YES Boris Johnson was voring a SoundCloud rapper. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

A French ICC judge placed under US sanctions for his work on the ongoing Gaza genocide case describes how sanctions have impacted his life: no Amazon, PayPal, Visa or Mastercard; severely restricted banking; hotel bookings canceled—"like being sent back to the 1990s." www.lemonde.fr/en/internati...

Remember that time the DOOM dev team violently destroyed a chair which they'd turned into an effigy of Rebecca Heineman after contractual issues left her unable to do the SNES port of Wolfenstein 3D? Cuz that's a thing that happened.

It has always been this - there is no intention to change the system. The massive build up of arms, the cruel and inhumane detention of refugees, the steady rise in xenophobia, even the genocide in Gaza - all of it is meant to normalise crushing force, crushing dissent, to preserve the status quo.

oh hi mark

This is the nature of skibidi, said the judge, whose stake is at once chopped and sigma and fine shyt. Seen so, skibidi is the truest form of yapping. It is the testing of one's rizz and the rizz of another - it binds them, thus forced to sheesh. Skibidi is the ultimate game: Skibidi is giving God.

we are as far from 2002's "i'm just a kid" by simple plan as 2002's "i'm just a kid" by simple plan was from the bruce springsteen album darkness on the edge of town

uh hey so is tony hawk in the music video for 2002's "i'm just a kid" by simple plan

look at the kind of obnoxiously funny shit i gotta come home drunk to

THE PEE TAPES ARE BACK BAY-BEE

running a poll to finally establish the american public's net approval of trump on the 'hotdog-quinoa' question

lol

if you have sw advo pals in europe who are cool and good pass this on to them www.eswalliance.org/executive25

if kim were a white girl with a tendency to get drunk this is what he would look like walking home from the whirling in rags probably

RIP to a games industry pioneer and legend, Rebecca Heineman (@burgerbecky.bsky.social) If your unfamiliar, look her up. Her career is like the story of videogames itself.

calling it now: banned (permanent) truth nuking other members

i am now in portland. i turned on my parents tv. this is what it is showing me. what. there is no way this guy was sentient when the youtube username "ryan" was registered. the fuck is this. how much money did he give to whom the fuck to get on my parents' television. why are things like this

here's 17s of 2019 naxx prog with recount from the previous attempt, chat, and the cropped view of prepull. which boss were we on? should be easy if you've done this stupid shit too.

"trans-led" my boss transitioning really was the best thing that could've happened for equality federation's comms strategy lmao prob this mostly means they contracted trans friends who used to work for ncte pre-implosion again? blue helmet/gun guy meme where he's saying "i fucking hate the NPIC"

a respectable argument unfortunately I've already drawn you as the SNES Pascal and myself as the Sega CD Pascal

the bartender at my local when i sidle up for another round after they just saw all my friends head out

got insulted by fb marketplace this morning

this is a link all the cool & hot & smart & well-liked people i know have already clicked. so you've probably already clicked it. all of them also jammed "add to wishlist," so probably you've already done that too. so probably i didn't even need to post it tbh. store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/...

if you're allergic to being right in the easiest way possible, a heuristic you can use that isn't just listening to communists is assessing how often you've agreed with schumer's previous choices this year to project how likely it is that all of a sudden he would start doing useful things

hey so do y'all remember how that fashtroturf dem report from last week said it was just a summary of a full 352 page document? (1/3)

FYI i aggressively fight the guy coming in every week to hand me $20k in cash bc my followers don't want me to have $20k, my haters don't want me to have $20k, & i don't want to have $20k. pls stop asking why my bank account gets $20k weekly & why i'm always posting about god's own earbuds (raycons)