Cade’s hands are tired from pressing the turbo button as hard as he can

I’ve been punished on Reddit for suggesting the Pistons should just start punching people

Hmm can’t convince any normal friends to go see NecroticGoreBeast. Don’t they know Slam is the next big thing?

It’s time for the Hawks to implement the Pistons’ secret plan

The Detroit Pistons have banished me to Hell

JB lemme see Ron Holland

New Terror album. Scott Vogel is still proving why he’s the Mayor of Hardcore

41 year old Michael Jordan was not carrying the Lakers down Luka and Reaves to a win against the Rockets in the playoffs

I hate the vile president Donald Truck

The internet may have begot horrors behind comprehension but on the other hand you can watch Premonitions of War Live at Orlando Magic Fest 2003

We will know more in the Cumming Daze. All will be revealed in the Jizzing Befuddlement.

@murderxbryan.bsky.social you should check out those Sick & Twisted animations. The only thing I remember was one of them showed a guy slicing his finger webbing with a sheet of paper. Maybe you talk about this later I haven't finished the podcast

the ending of XXANN by SUNN 0))) sounds like someone vacuuming upstairs (complimentary)

Getting really in to Baby Yoda

Blackened? No thanks, I prefer my death metal jerked.

Disrespectful to start the baseball season while basketball is still being played.

In 2002 there were three kinds of hardcore bands. 1. Regular — panic chord mosh bands 2. Emotional — the drummer sang sometimes 3. Artsy — occasionally would break into the worst clean guitar tones you’ve ever heard

I'm the sixth man on Siena and I am pissed

Please don’t touch my nictitating membrane.

I’m Ohio straight edge. No drinking anything heavier than a Busch Light and no drugs unless they’re vaped.

Four year old said he had a dream where I was getting arrested so he “fought the officer.” Good boy.

The jig is up. Unfortunately we live in a pro-jig society.

We like to make jokes on here but a genuinely good lifehack is to take all of your prescription pills at the beginning of the month so you don’t have to worry about it again until next month

I love the Detroit Pistons

fighting climate change would be more popular if it was reframed as a Defensive War Against Mother Gaia

Curling, the beautiful game

She pince on my nez till I lorgnette

Who would be the scariest curler to get in a fight with? I think Brett Gallant would absolutely rock my shit.

Could God make a chord so heavy even Matt Pike couldn’t play it?

Book would be such a good running mate for Cade. Just make it happen, Devin. I know you want to come home.

Kawhi had to do one more cool thing for us to remember him by before getting banned for life

I’m seeing Terror next week and I will be coming out of mosh retirement

If you give me a billion dollars I promise not to become a freak

You may wonder why RFK Jr snorted cocaine off of toilet seats but it’s because there are no sinks or countertops in the Lament Configuration

Super Bowl 2027 halftime show by Hatebreed

One yard to gain? No problem. I’ll simply go half the way there and then half the remainder and so on and so forth, eternally rushing forward but never reaching the first down

Guys who win MvP always say it’s humbling. Why would that be humbling? I’d feel like I could never die

You know the Pistons won again

I’m a man of science but I believe the Thompson twins grew to 6’7” through sheer force of will

Ausar Thompson is my son and I love him

I think a lot about my 22 year old nephew confidently telling me the NFL pulled Bad Bunny due to "the backlash" and replaced him with Morgan Wallen

A lot of times when you come across a band sight-unseen their best record is the one where they got bad

How do Aussies teach their kids to read? “This is the letter O. It sounds like “Auhr”.

Two is the exact wrong number of parties for a system

Bro it is a DARK TIME

Idc about the Seahawks but you can’t call taunting there that’s crazy

Ausar really wanted to beat Amen but now he has 5 fouls in the 3rd

I hope some people celebrate when I die but I don’t want it to be everyone

Happy for Indiana but don’t do it again