Kane v. Harry Kane

Regarding VAR: Why the fuck would you show me something if I can't have it?

If LeBron was born 3000 years ago we’d be studying poems about him in college

Switching back to boxers so my daily experience of getting dressed is like trying to stuff a sleeping bag back in its case

If England gets its own World Cup team so should Ohio

In many ways I'm the Lamine Yamal of my basement

Seeking out the most blockheaded, idiotic, knuckledragging acid doom. Sonic Demon might take the cake. youtu.be/G4hVAh57Vfo

Getting kicked off of Jeopardy because I scream FUCK!! after every wrong answer

I’m thinking of Bill Simmons in these trying times. And I’m smiling!!

Reading about ethical debates

Watching soccer

I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And boy is my jaw tired.

Beef Stew, I salute you

Moderate Dems trotting out the slime covered pig roast of The Obama Years and insisting “It’s still good! It’s still good!”

Logging on and getting insanely mad at moderate democrat posts. This is good for me.

Trust me, I’m normal

Heard my wife say "Where are all the table spoons?" from the other room and I haven't the heart to tell her I've bent them all with my mind

We all hoped Caitlin Clark would be Steph but what if she’s Monta Ellis

They should walk around with a platter of free cigarettes for the parents at the zoo playground.

Al Cisneros can't be releasing Sleep singles that don't have Matt Pike on guitar. That band already exists, it's called Om.

JD Vance is like if a troll had a pituitary gland problem that shunted all of his growth-energy toward producing grease.

I have a koi pond if you want me to help with the reflecting pool

Remember last year when the Inside crew did a whole goodbye tour and took over the all star game and now they’re on my TV still?

Insanely ugly championship shirt. 60 year old smoker stepmom chic.

Donte Divincenzo sitting at home staring into space smiling peacefully

Now I have to watch baseball?

My hometown of NYC (lived there for nine years, moved away a decade ago) is going to go insane tonight

Spurs guard are freaking the fuck out

In a tied game, four minutes to go with your season on the line you’d be stupid not to play your Luke Kornet and DeAaron Fox lineup

Watching Wemby play dirty against the Knicks is funny but the instant he does that shit to Cade Cunningham I’ll be calling for him to be broken on the wheel

Is Rudy Giuliani dead or what

I can't group chat because I won't give bluesky my birth certificate or whatever but you guys have fun

Chet Holmgren just sucks then, huh?

Ok but now imagine if this was the Pistons! Anyone?

What if, after putting Knicks fans through a two and a half hour line to get through security, and after making Wemby get wanded by secret service, what if Trump just didn’t go

The Fire are hiring a mascot and I want to zero in on the opportunity for "career advancement". Imagine if Spoelstra started as the Heat's mascot instead of in the video room.

Mine was in Alaska during Korea and got so bored he traded his boots in town for a bottle of whiskey

Ohio edge means no alcohol and no drugs that don’t come in a pouch

Don’t alienate me from the fruits of my labor until I’ve had my coffee

5'9" and a quarter is the same as 5'10" which is basically 6 feet, so..

Maybe I'm too 40 to get it, but I just heard the band Sleep Token and YEESH. Gah-lee that shit stinks.

Blizzard will never ask for your password. They will only hint passive-aggressively, making your life a guilt-ridden hell until you spit it out of your own volition.

Air to Ground Message: THAT GINGLE ALE BE HITTIN THE SPOT THOE YEAH.... I CANT EVEN LOOK AT THEM LOL THEY GROSS ME OUT. Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ900 A: #a90c397204c F: #f1c4255d7f7

I don't like the new tanking rules either but this is what happens when you hire the mutant biker from Weird Science to be your league's commissioner

I'm on the internet but not of it

GOD is a MAN with a BIG DICK and he DRINKS BEER in his GARAGE. He CAN'T TOUCH HIS TOES and he has UNDIAGNOSED DEPRESSION.

Making a tick drink all of my blood to teach it a lesson

My four year old nephew asked me if the Tasmanian Devil is a bad guy so I said "Taz is more like a force of nature. He's beyond good and evil. He's kind of a Nietzchean figure." No follow ups.

I have no opinion on Grogu or Grogu-adjacent topics