The curse of ADHD and being sexy There are FIVE VIBRATORS IN THIS HOUSE AND NOT ONE IS CHARGED

Well that was fast

The conversion rate of scruples to dollars is fucking horrendous.

This is how you end up getting a judge warning for failing to maintain game state

I just had a PRODUCTIVE EMOTIONAL CONVERSATION about how and why I'm being mean to myself! 😡 Eat your breakfast!

They're not Nazis. They wish they were, but they're just fascist mall cops and nepo-babies.

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Politicians can’t be failed by voters in a democracy. Read that again. In a democracy, it’s an impossible situation for the voters to fail the politician. It is *always* the duty of the politician & hopefully party to earn the votes. They’re earned, not owed. Who taught y’all that? It’s fascism!

Democrats point to how low they think the bar is(GOP politicians) and say "we're doing better than this, give us our trophy" And then they only win by accident. In spite of massive capital from some big capital players, they squander their social capital 'reaching across the aisle' (capitulating)

name your favorite non-DC or Marvel comic book movie

I hate how much I know about "prompt engineering" but one of the craziest facts about LLMs to me is you generally get better results by being polite. Somewhere out there is an AI researcher who is rude to people but polite to LLMs and that's just fuckin miserable man

"I'm voting yes for UWOTC! In my 18 years in the games industry I've been blessed to have worked with a myriad of talented individuals and passionate teams."

necron with some intricate etching on its lower stomach call that a tomb tattoo

He's the liberal Steven Crowder.

The amount of capital dumped into the pit that is SaaS every year could create a FOSS utopia that makes the software side of computing free for all of humanity.

Trying out @rebell.bsky.social Commander Template with my favorite deck, it's kind of making sense of my deck building style of throwing spaghetti at the wall and using what sticks after a few years. commandertemplate.com/decks/3fe556...

I wish instead of going after trans people, the fascists had gone after the lactose intolerant. It would still be reprehensible but at least the propaganda would be funny.

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fuck it, if elected President i promise to draft all the drug dealers and train them as first responders. You'll get your ketamine with a side of "lecture that your stockpile of emergency supplies is inadequate for even a 72 hour disruption".

Or a kitchen gadget. "I got a new kitchen gadget that gives me recipe suggestions based on what's in my fridge." "Isn't that the same recipe gadget they've proven is triggering a string of murder-suicides?" "I mean maybe, but what do you expect me to do? Open a cookbook?"

*last year* In 5 years I'll be able to automate doing the dishes AND folding the laundry. Give me a billion dollars. *this year* I need 10 billion more dollars, also my dish machine might kill us all.

I finally had to explain to some friends: The current wave of AI is financially unsustainable. They are ramming it in everywhere and trying to get businesses on hooked it any way they can because eventually the investment money will catch up reality and they'll need to bail out and charge WAY more.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SSU... Everyone on bluesky is between 37 and 42

"why is it called warhammer skulls" "for the skull guy" "skulls for the skull guy"

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Ok this is a truly great tweet

Procedurally generated "music" ruining your life? Pirate the music and give money directly to the bands.

Do you think we disappoint chasers?

Post your warning sign

When I say "you'll be in my prayers" I exclusively pray to Fenrir so good luck with the giant wolf nightmares 🧡🙏🏼 🐺

I generally don't engage with nsfw posts because a friend of mine told me she started to develop a complex around it that made her really sad, since it got so much more engagement than her other posts. I see y'all and appreciate your nudes just fyi

One of my greatest works, Canon in Don't Engage.

Stuck at the airport drinking cocktails out of Mid ̶C̶e̶n̶t̶u̶r̶y̶ glassware. Doing an AMA on my discord about my new TCG Cataclysm Arcade. Feel free to drop some questions here or come hang out at discord.gg/cataclysmarcade

Just left my comments on the public survey for the @kcls.org AI survey. Please take the survey if you have a minute.

Today's mood

4 years estrogen!!! never give up💙🩷🤍

JUMP EM IN LIKE JUMP ROPE TURN ON THE MIC WITH A THUMB STROKE SUBTLE TOUCH CUDDLE CLUTCH IS THIS THING ON? god damn you @ratqueenem.bsky.social

I'm developing a new tech product: Agile for Polycules. You set up a Kanban board for chores and you can invite someone on a date by writing a Jira ticket. We're gonna do a sprint for meal prep this week.

This month's #BirdWhisperer bird is a vermilion flycatcher! please carefully observe the angry tangerine. (Ref photo by Frank Ebertus) #art #birds 🦢🐡

See I knew I was a top because my tits look amazing in a baggy t-shirt. That's how this works.

Me: In the 80's there were many movies where someone was tortured with car battery cables hooked to their nipples. Then it stopped & for 35 yrs the tortures have been gruesome. Too much. It's time to go back to the car battery nipple torture genre My Boss: I mean suggestions to improve productivity

We've re-homed or adopted over 30 dogs at the farm because people just take em out into the country and dump them. Weird thing I've noticed about their behavior: Dogs will sneeze like... Emotionally. Like it can be an expression for them, which is interesting to me. Anyway, here's the worst boy:

If you dip onion rings in Caesar dressing, it's so good it feels illegal.

Today was fucked but I'm very glad I was able to get my partner out of the mud and to their dinner date on time. Holy fuck what a day 😩

Progressive #MTG

So, @edzitron.com ate his Wheatties this morning