selling misprint straw, no lowballs i know what i have

Miscut straw! It is a crimp!

Ooooh new art today.

Lots of @cataclysmarcade.bsky.social stuff today. Heading to Rochester to do a demo event at Millennium Games today and tomorrow. Also doing a drawing today for a set of the limited edition, cassette packaged Demo Tapes. Just gotta be in our Discord giveaways channel to enter.

That Jeff Bezos's Amazon gave Brett Ratner, someone photographed with Jeffrey Epstein and in the Epstein Files, $75 million to make a doc about Melania Trump, while he chooses to destroy The Washington Post, says about all you need to know.

I can't wait to bring Commander & Cocktails back to #MCVegas and the event schedule is live now -- event tickets go live next Tuesday for badge holders to the event. Hope to see you there!! mcvegas.mtgfestivals.com/en-us/magic-...

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

If you want a chance to play @cataclysmarcade.bsky.social with me and my team this weekend, we will be at Millennium Games in Rochester for their PLAY SOMETHING NEW night. I will also be jamming some Commander on Saturday and demoing again that evening. shop.millenniumgames.com/blogs/news/c...

Excited talk about our new game with @shivambhatt.bsky.social as well as many other topics including cocktails, Magic, and anything else that popped to mind. He has become one of the great interviewers in gaming and really sets his guest at ease. Maybe too at ease! I could have said anything!

I forgot how much I like using the light box for drink pics until I reposted one today. Anyway this is for an as of yet unspoiled Cataclysm Arcade card on the #dogsearmenu [REDACTED] — Mexican rum, Cointreau, acid-adjusted pineapple juice and a hibiscus-chile de arbol simple syrup.

I need someone to bring me these. I need everyone to bring me these.

Not just the best MCU entry of the last phase but right up there with the best of the whole set of works. Yahya Abdul-Mateen II is utterly terrific, this is some of the best work of Ben Kingsley’s career, and the show itself is delightful.

Reposting two years ago to toast Larsen's PT win with this card in his deck. Bourbon, Averna, Suze, Creme de Violette, and Blackberry-Lemon syrup with a splash of lemon brine and some foaming agent. No idea what would be in a Doomsday Excruciator but I will be thinking about it...

Doomsday Excruciator is so aptly named — kudos to whoever came up with it. Magic is such a game of information at the Pro Tour level and it has been great to watch these players not only not know what they were gonna draw in their last six cards but what was even left in their decks.

I completely forgot to post these when we got back but @bdm.bsky.social just reminded me. This is at TCG and Board Game Cafe & Bar FUN in Tokyo! If you bring them a card, they'll mix a cocktail based on the art!

@bdm.bsky.social what are you 20?! I love reading all these old Magic magazines. That I have got to meet and hang out with a lot of you has been surreal. Someday I'll harass you :)

Watching sick quarterfinal games between Sanchez on Izzet vs Larsen on Dimir Excruciator with the GOAT booth on the call over morning coffee

Remaking this drink from the other day with vodka > rum. Upscale screwdriver vibes on the #dogsearmenu Stormy Weather — vodka, Lychee Soho, Aperol, and acid-adjusted orange juice with a splash of lemon brine.

Federal judge has ordered the release of Liam Ramos (the bunny hat boy) and his father. A brief and rather remarkable order. Clearly written to be shared widely, so please do. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Pork chops in a gochujang and peanut glaze over kimchi-vegetable fried rice. Wow! I may actually need to write this one down so I can make it again without doing it from unreliable memory.

DHS doesn’t even bother trying to lie well. The man whose skull was shattered told the hospital he’d been struck by ICE officers, an ICE officer told hospital staff the guy “got his sh*t rocked,” then when it became clear how badly he was injured, they claimed he deliberately ran into a wall.

Tom Morello live in Minneapolis

We are going to be doing our playmat giveaway in our Discord channel at 5pm ET. There is still time to get in there and be entered for a @cataclysmarcade.bsky.social playmat. Discord.gg/cataclysmarcade

Lovely tribute to Kai Budde leading off the coverage of PT Richmond this morning. Hard to watch without being awestruck by his accomplishments and devastated by him being gone way to soon. Hope everyone plays their absolute best Magic this weekend in his memory.

Updated the @scryfall.com homepage collage. Credit @bdm.bsky.social for the card selection. And @nilsenevoldsen.com for finding me a German 6ED Götterdämmerung to upload.

This is hilarious!! 🤣 🤣

Dammit. Kai literally made people eat hats by doing what seemed impossible earning the nickname The German Juggernaut. He also an utterly lovely person with a great -- albeit acridly dry -- sense of humor. We lost one of the all time greats. Fuck cancer.

Had a Gold Rush the other day and had to try making one at home. Only one card could be a namesake for it on the #dogsearmenu Drop of Honey — Bourbon, honey syrup and Meyer lemon juice with the obligatory splash of preserved lemon brine.

I always thought I wanted to go in my sleep but after drawing so many card and inadvertently decking myself with doubling triggers in UR Elementals I have some new final wishes

I just want to Narniate through the TV screen and live in this timeline on the other side. Really beautiful show that moves me to tears more often than not while never not being funny. The emotional landscape we should all aspire to explore.

You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.

Come hang out in the Discord for my new TCG that is multi-player and playable from a single booster. We doing first looks, special experiences and holding giveaways. This week we are giving away playmats but you have to join the channel to be eligible. Discord.gg/cataclysmarcade

New CBS News contributors: Gul Dukat Weyoun Liquidator Brunt Kai Winn Mirrorverse Kira Keiko O’Brien

That is the problem with living in unprecedented times. It requires a higher character count.

Made soup with bones from a roasted chicken, miso, sun-dried tomatoes, garlic, onions, dried anchos, and whatever leftover veg was in the crisper. Strained it and I added the shredded leftover chicken, potatoes, sun-dried tomatoes, scallions, cilantro, fresh lime juice and sour cream. Yum!

Greg Ketter, founder/owner of DreamHaven Books & Comics, Winner of the Will Eisner Spirit of Retail Award, 1999. As Greg has said here, the store's site has crashed from the traffic/flood of orders. But a GofundMe is still live to help with the store's renovation. www.gofundme.com/f/dreamhaven...

Say it ain’t so! Is my new favorite baseball player an Atlanta Brave? ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports...

This looks like it might be grand, and this specific poster feels like it could easily be framed and adorn the walls of @bdm.bsky.social’s Dog’s Ear bar/bookshop.

Hard to overstate the value of a specially designed BDM cocktail. Some have unusual elements or processes involved, but they are stars one and all, before you even factor in the winner’s choice being tailored to their preferences.

Will create custom cocktails and/or mocktails for the winner of the Commander & Cocktails package.

CNN calling Tom Homan "well respected" and "not as hardline as Bovino" is an interesting choice. The dude took a $50,000 bribe in a fucking Cava bag and says all the same fascist shit as Bovino and Noem.

Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.

Go Seahawks!

You have a right to call any senator not just your own. Full list attached for your convenience. 202.224.#### Use the last 4 digits in PHONE column Call every day Ok to call off hours. Be vocal DHS funding ends 1/31. Tell these Senators to defund ICE now! SHUT IT DOWN!

Snow is piling up outside and I am 𝚍̶𝚛̶𝚒̶𝚗̶𝚔̶𝚒̶𝚗̶𝚐̶ ̶thinking ahead to summer reading for the #dogsearmenu Stormy Weather — Paranubes rum, Lychee Soho, Aperol, and acid-adjusted sumo citrus juice with a little preserved lemon brine and a foaming agent.

Timeline cleanse. Pics of your animals judging you.

Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics

Never forget that the reason they are so convinced you’re all getting paid is that they are all getting paid.

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