They’re the perfect food: salty, built-in ADHD fidget…

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.

“Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges… …Wait, no, actually it’d be better for me if I had a badge right now.”

Gerwig’s Antigone would be incredible.

I just noticed the artist for this card.

In Rochester. I knew it!

Length of set. Nauctis: 63 days 1st UB set: 56 days Kamigawa: 63 days 2nd UB set: 56 days Zhalfir: 49 days 3rd UB set: (unknown, depending on 1st set in 2028) I'm not saying it's racism, but why is the Africa set two weeks shorter than the other mainline sets?

Seven prereleases in a year was too many. Six is still too many, but I can probably learn to live with two months per set.

Still another hundred?

Real. This is y’all? 👀

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

Rep. Aisha Gomez: “To look at people standing up against ICE and see ‘paid protesters’ says nothing about us and everything about you.” “That you cannot conceive of us loving our neighbors so much that we would actually do something for them.”

The rankings of things was something that comes up in the book a lot but this is the only line that references that device that made it to the movie.

Odysseus: Do I need to give sacrifice to Poseidon before we set sail? Alex: All the information is in the task.

I’ve never heard a good explanation for this: Why do people think that non-voters are substantially different than voters? If all of those people had voted, Trump may still be president, but he and Harris would each have higher popular vote counts.

I do not think Dems are prepared for how ANGRY their base is.

i just wanna remind y'all that booster packs of magic the gathering held at 3.99 for over a decade

I swear to god this is true: Dick Mushroom.

Being out-of-status inside the U.S. is a civil misdemeanor. The “crime” is unfilled paperwork. We don’t have militarized death squads building concentration camps for white people who put deck on their house without a building permit.

I took this photo at work, seriously.

I literally ran a dedicated Ethernet line to mine.

It’s been a long time since I watched In the Pale Moonlight, but I’m not going to pay for Paramount+ to see it. I’m not sure giving David and Larry Ellison money is different than giving it to JKR. They all actively, conspicuously, willfully use the money we give them to make our lives worse.

Same answer as last week.

I have ordered two TTRPG OC portraits this year. I’m still using Eoíaghdnne’s portrait as a Roll20 token. I think that’s going to be a tradition for me going forward. New tabletop campaign, new art.

I’ll do what I want. You’re not the boss of me.

Lawn: decorated. @karishmaforsenate.bsky.social, @heathhowardnh.com.

Dryer than usual since we blew up their municipal water infrastructure.

That was a hell of a tackle.

Secret Lair full of Eldraine reprints.

Robert Eggers sits up in horror, "Oh, god, he's right!"

literally this meme:

I honestly am not sure if anybody has been pushing back against the "efficiency" framing, but it seems like many Americans would be receptive to learning why exactly government did all these "inefficient" functions

eating doritos and a diet coke for lunch instead of tap water and a mixed berry salad because I don't play about my health

"dating across political divides is next to impossible" yeah because one of your political positions is that women aren't people, what's not clicking for you there

Players know where they’re playing. If they haven’t experienced it before, they’ve heard of it. They’re glad someone cares, and the good ones feed off it.

I need to rebalance my retirement accounts before the crash comes.

The United States is turning into a kind of reverse Omelas: everyone is miserable except for a single child, Donald Trump, who inexplicably must be kept happy.

If I mega evolve a slowbro with novelty sunglasses, does it keep the sunglasses? Are they each different dex entries for each type of novelty sunglasses?

Lysistrata (411 BCE)

Patience pays off: double transfer candy and an overstuffed inventory of Legendaries.

If they knew any preservationists, I don’t think they’d have used an excavator on an entire wing of the White House.

Fouling to stop the clock only works in basketball. Were they trying to whistle the play dead in lieu of covering that guy?

I wish they’d leaned more into the “they haven’t invented it yet” shtick in Enterprise. They did “we invented a new phase pistol” and then they have phasers, and “what if we used the cargo transporters on people?” and suddenly they’ve got transporters. Commit to the bit or stfu!!!

Can someone explain “(in)eligible receiver” in under 300 characters?

Every time.

Calling the RFK Jr diarrhea strain “MAHA Blast” since it has now evidently infiltrated Taco Bell

“I got diarrhea—we never found out why—so I needed IV fluids at the ER, and had to pay for it myself because I haven’t met my deductible.” = Bridge collapsed and no one came to fix it.