Petrozavodsk

You kids have no fucking idea. No idea. Subway was the GOOD fast food, and I’m not exaggerating.

I did in fact recently replace a hammer that I had broken. I already had two others. I have no idea how I came into possession of any of these other hammers.

I’m watching Monarch, Legacy of Monsters. Was there a show prior to LOST structured with an A-plot interlaced with B-plots that are flashbacks that inform the characters’ situation and decisions in the A-plot? What do you call that story structure—a LOST-like?

Judas Iscariot was paid 30 pieces of silver for turning Jesus Christ in to the Roman authorities. But he made nearly 10 times that amount by placing a Polymarket bet accurately predicting the day of Christ’s death.

Showed this to my wife for lolz and she added the note “needs whiskey, otherwise perfect”

Okay, next session is total lore exposition infodump. Time to lock down the details of the backstory. Left some up in the air because it’s Daggerheart and worldbuilding is more collaborative so wanted to see what players expected along the way.

Is writing and approving an IEP a bureaucratic pain in the ass? Yes, it is. Could someone with bad faith who doesn’t care about providing needed services cheat if that bureaucracy weren’t in place? Most definitely, yes.

One of the ways Premier League manages to build up the tension even though they don’t do a playoff bracket is toward the end of the season, they take random two-week breaks where they don’t play any games.

Lazy Saturday.

I mean, you don't really need a translator

Add a food to a movie name Tacos Barbacoa Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Pappas voted to honor Charlie Kirk. Let that sink in. #nhpolitics

He thought stealth planes were invisible to the naked eye. I think there’s an upper limit to how much it’s possible to explain to him.

this is landback done right

This would be a sick venue for airsoft.

After appointing Douglas Biklen to their faculty, I already didn’t consider Syracuse a legitimate university, so after gutting their Humanities programs, my opinion of them…hasn’t changed. They just need Sally Struthers to advertise their courses on late night TV.

ok if we just shut up and give them this one then play the long game, it opens up a lot of poetic irony come 2028

The two things colorblind people hear as soon as it comes up 🤣 whatcoloristhis.one whatcoloristhat.one Pick your URL

Holy shit. Smdh.

How much of this is kayfabe? All the traders can’t really be that stupid as to believe obvious lies, but pretending to believe and acting accordingly is keeping stock prices from collapsing, so they play along for now.

Jordan’s Furniture customers have a lot riding on UConn this weekend. Some 20,000 customers could be fully repaid for $50 million worth of sales if the men's and women's teams win their Final Four games on Friday and Saturday.

Means testing is a tax! A time tax. It’s designed to frustrate and make it hard to collect.

Remember when a few Congressmembers went to the concentration camp in El Salvador and the Democratic leadership told them, “Yeah, don’t do that anymore” for some reason?

Me, when I show my players the battle maps I prepared for the evening. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxx5...

Before I forget: fantasy creature “leprecorn” Author credit: 4 year old [name redacted].

::Laughs in sidhe:: Skill issue, losers.

That can’t be good. Car front speakers don’t work.

The Challenger explosion happened between when I decided to go to Space Camp and when I was accepted and went. They didn’t talk about it there; it had only been a few months.

What are the chances he drifts off topic and talks about the Supreme Court case he has to know he lost today.

Would love one of those Trek stories where a Starfleet engineer says to a Klingon crew, “If we reconfigure the deflector to…” “What? The deflector is to block debris.” “But it’s also a powerful emitter. We could recalibrate it to…” “What the hell?”

@robodino.bsky.social showed me how many versions of this song there are.

And hire back all the good people they laid off.

We can do hard things.

Damn, that is a hell of a candle, isn’t it?

NASA dot gov is ddos’d.

“Look how easy it is to cheat this system.” [Immediately gets caught because of the systems already in place].

Attn: @thetechnocracy.bsky.social

This by itself gets you my vote. We need people in Congress who understand the issues and aren’t afraid to take a stand for what’s right.

I’m not even a lawyer and I know that Neil Gorsuch is going to be evaluating my words through the lens of Native Americans.

I wish I were able to listen to the oral arguments live. No video, but from the Bsky posts, sounds like the audio could be used by Foley editors as the sound effect for “steps on a rake and hits self in the face.”

Apaches buzzing protests? Why do I keep needing this post?

We don't even observe Flat Fuck Fridays anymore

I don't see this said enough: the widespread use of generative AI is not only making our jobs as educators harder logistically, but also emotionally. It is genuinely sad to be suspicious of students when you have spent so much time building a pedagogy based on trust and not being a cop. It sucks.

There are about to be so many oil pastel drawings of the President asleep in a chair.

We had to factory reset a 10-year-old’s Chromebook at work because he’d clicked on a banner ad while looking for porn and it got badly infected. I don’t think it’s possible to be more embarrassed than that poor kid was. Aallll the adults in his life knew what he’d done.

The cable works—but you would not want to pay me by the hour to do this. I am not fast.

I am on “You Had One Job” mode, and it’s not going well, tbh.

I remember watching bowling on TV as a kid, and caught some bowling on TV more recently and was struck by how unserious it was. Like backyard wiffleball levels of seriousness.

I just find it funny that a guy who two popes have specifically called out for doing catholicism wrong is writing a book about catholicism, nobody has done that since like 15th century italy