I love how Hegseth’s focus on “warfighting” means firing all the Black and women and trans so now they can only crew three of USS We Built This Yesterday and getting rid of the birthday cake ship because it’s not badass enough.

I also love how in tennis, when it’s a 6-6 tie, they just score it like normal.

That the most ideal games are the least interesting to watch is why I mostly only go to AA or AAA minor league games.

Wait. Wait wait wait, it comes out on the Switch TODAY?

Much like @vorthosmike.bsky.social has only one quirk, my one quirk is making a scale model of my office with graph paper and post-its to optimize furniture placement.

Leftists (and the rare confrontational liberal) have been saying for decades “Bruh, libertarian is just white supremacy with a coat of paint” and they were all “No it isn’t,” right up until MAGA when they realized “Well, actually… this coat of paint is getting itchy, we don’t need it.”

CHOTINER: And when was that? MY CAT: I mean at least 14 hours ago CHOTINER: Well hold on. You're telling me you haven't been fed at all today but if I look in your bowl here I see a- MY CAT: An untouched serving, I know, but if you'd let me finish- CHOTINER: Yeah, of course.

one thing that is true for everyone reading this: unless something changes dramatically the number of people who agree with you on what basic facts constitute "reality" will shrink every year for the rest of your life

the problem with doing WW2 revisionism on here is that everyone on this website is a thirty eight year old nerd who spent all of high school reading WW2 history books

CHOTINER: And yet you installed him as headmaster. XAVIER: He’d changed for the better! He was my friend. CHOTINER: So it’s okay to lead a group literally called, let me check, the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants—if they’re your friend. XAVIER: I didn’t say that. CHOTINER: Didn’t you, though?

Barron’s masking got better as he got older, but if you can stand to watch the 2017 inauguration again, check out the way he flaps his hands and Melania stops him.

She looks younger than 70. She might live to see the end of her term. How did Democrats allow this to happen.

Can't help but notice that the media breathlessly reporting on the messages that shooters write on their bullets seems to have been followed by a surge of shooters writing messages on bullets

They've lost the 9yos

Lmao.

I’d say his second lucky moment was when he somehow escaped death in the passenger seat of Elon’s flipped over McLaren.

Make sure you correctly terminate the SCSI chain to your CD-ROM and update your sound card drivers. Then get lost in the adventure.

After your material needs are met (tens to hundreds of thousands), and all of your whims are entertained (this takes millions to tens of millions, certainly not billions) you can focus only on making the number go as high as you can. It’s basically Cookie Clicker, but with other people’s lives.

I believe this is entirely in-canon in Changeling: The Dreaming with lycian chimera.

I want this for my students. I wish there were a way to easily impart this mindset, or a shortcut to this kind of self-awareness. I don’t want them to hate themselves on their way to finding their center.

🖤🖤 Found in @startrekshitposti.ng

My regrouped a guy who played Pokemon Go something like this.

A copy of Queensrÿche Operation: Mindcrime.

I don't even know what autism is anymore and my autistic special interest is autism

Fun time to re-up this @hbomberguy.bsky.social video

…or Mexican, and thus in an ICE prison.

It’s funny how my follows and content people swap out one at a time, then I look up and nobody in my attention orbit from five years ago is still there.

Has anyone read that? How awful is it?

LOL

Oh god, this would work, wouldn’t it?

RFK Jr: The Amish don't have autism The Amish:

Sens. Jon Ossoff and Raphael Warnock are asking Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem for answers after more than a dozen people died in immigration detention, as the department rushes to expand.

Replication studies of efficacy of neurodiversity-affirming therapies are needed. Applied Behavior studies tend to be narrower in scope with poorer content validity, but they’re publishable, allowing them to claim “evidence-based.” Cont’d 1/3

Someday, they’re going to teach the upcoming Tylenol vs Kennedy lawsuit in law school.

Make sure to leave out some wine and unleavened bread tonight for the Rapture Fairy.

Jus’ saying I think a guy who at age eleven got a hunting falcon, then flunked out of school because of his singleminded focus on falconry isn’t convincing me with his neurotypicality.

OMG!

I regret to inform you that Gwar has pushed the boundaries of good taste.

I think it was @kenwhite.bsky.social who said (to the effect of) Unfortunately, America's corporate leaders are spineless empty suits who will cave to the slightest pressure. Luckily, America's corporate leaders are spineless empty suits who will cave to the slightest pressure

Unless it’s Matthew—that’s all woke liberal shit.

The replies to this suggest that a lot of you have absolutely fucked up your sleep cycles.

Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.

I wonder if they were IATSE?

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

this card ruined this format for me

Evangelicals don't respect anything else in the Book of Matthew, why would they honor that one?

Alright, hear me out: Before it was a "franchise," the first Riddick movie, Pitch Black, is tight as fuck, 108 minutes with not a single wasted frame.