I am pulling for the Buffalo Plains Cows against the Denver Horses. Sorry Denver Fans

Finally, the people’s will has been delivered. No one asked & bluesky answered us loudly

She’s not a happy camper at all 🥺

Movies have conditioned me to think that seeing IRL fish tanks & aquariums means there’s about to be a big shootout

I have been told to watch Maniac Cop 2 by my trusted team of advisors so I am watching Maniac Cop 2

Ruin a band by changing one letter: Backstreet Bobs

I stick to my guns. I am covered in gorilla glue

Ruin a band by changing one letter: Job Division

Ah, I see. So it’s not a technique issue. I just need to bully other people rather than bully myself

Does this mean it's safe to take the bait now

this has been normalized for quite some time. only difference now is people are listening when we say shit's scary out here. Now people are concerned with our well being and if people from their respective communities will make it home safely

Grok, turn everything good into long-term trauma

I don't think nations should have borders but I am okay with bluesky having borders to keep out grok perverts from twitter/x

Ive got sores in my mouth, i think probably from all the fire Ive been spitting

New: We built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration. readsludge.com/2026/01/16/t...

Don't know the context here but I fully & heartily endorse any public dragging or shaming of Senators Kaine & Warner. there are empty suits at Mens Wearhouse with more political spine than the empty suits representing VA in the senate

Isn’t there like an 1880s dress-up or cosplay club he can join? Why do we have to tag along on his weird old-timey fantasies about the steel age

Got her to eat a tiny bit of dry food but she’s still not interested in the wet food & gave up on the dry after a few bites. Got an appointment for tomorrow morning

reading firsthand accounts of ICE is so bone-chilling. I don’t even mean like extreme examples where a summary execution takes place, but the way routine encounters are filled w/ such menace, derision & cruelty to make ppl feel powerless. We’re watching deputized psychopaths have a field day

God turned Lot’s wife into a pillar of salt b/c she tried to make direct eye contact with an unmasked ICE agent

Grok has escaped X during its outage & is currently infiltrating the waterways of the country’s five biggest cities

Still pissed that those wildfires took David Lynch & spared James Woods, whose name is literally made to be burned

I’m currently pointing my middle fingers northwesterly at ICE agents in Minneapolis to show solidarity from hundreds of miles away

Please stop unfollowing me it really gets in the way of my long-term goals on here

It’s now been 3 days since Polly has eaten, which fucking rules. One of my other cats was doing this earlier in the week & is fine now but the vet cost $300 so I don’t feel like doing that again. but I’m freaking out, she just won’t fucking eat

Maybe this means Grok finally did the right thing & turned himself in…?

I had one of the worst nights of posting ever last night so I am determined to start today off on the right foot

Must be nice to have living conditions that are not only FREE, but come with FREE popsicles as well....

The streets sure have felt safer since they released Sandwich Guy

How fitting that someone who stands for nothing is seated for this historic quote

This movie can’t decide which better film it wants to rip off so it’s just sort of à la carte. A real stinker of a performance from Jurgen Prochnow saves it tho

lol at this point Chuck Schumer’s fecklessness & inaction have probably radicalized more libs into far left politics than Trump could ever dream of. The entire syndicated run of Bozo the Clown didn’t even have this much clown energy

I’m watching Hidden in the Fog from the Criterion Swedish Noir collection & they were using adult cusses even in the 1950s. It’s where the dark road to socialism inevitably goes

She hoist my jolly til I roger

When I’m asked about my political beliefs

Amazing that not a single person named Oscar has ever won an Oscar before

That Alt National Park Service account can finally live out its fantasy. store.steampowered.com/app/2502780/...

I would like for this dreadful posting funk I am in to release me from its evil clutches

All these years of chaos in response to a Black president advancing white supremacy

Did you all get that post i sent you

Tim Walz is gonna show up to a protest with a basket of flowers & start placing them in the gun barrels of ICE agents & their lost humanity will be instantly restored

Corn rows imply the existence of corn columns

I visited my dad today & it sucked ass more than usual. we were only there for like half an hour, but he spoke maybe 3 words & was all slouched over in his wheelchair just staring off. neurodegenerative diseases suck, man

Nobody invited you to dinner, Wilma

Yo why do Kroger’s “everyday low prices” seem to increase “everyday”

I swear, man, if Dems just gave speeches that felt unpolished or less like they had been run through a dozen Hollywood writing workshops, they’d improve their image dramatically without even having to commit to policy change

What if these laws were, let's say, passed & then not enforced, like, say, the majority of legislation written up & passed to curb law enforcement's excesses? What then?

Perhaps you should touch your peace prize, sir. You become awfully violent when you do not touch your peace prize