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The entire Democratic strategy debate — "moderate" or move left? fight or compromise? — is based on a misreading of data. Voters don't think Dems are too progressive; they think Dems are weak. The actual math on what to do about this isn't even close! New: www.gelliottmorris.com/p/new-poll-d...

The jokes write themselves, right?

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Trump, July 19: "All three nuclear sites in Iran were completely destroyed and/or OBLITERATED. It would take years to bring them back into service." Witkoff, Sunday: "They're probably a week away from having industrial-grade bomb-making material."

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"You think I haven’t noticed the daily onslaught of you horndogs lining up on Liberty Square just to catch a glimpse of Handsome Frank?"

this is exactly what the Obama admin was like

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if women were taking the lead on arguing that virtual assistant chatbots have souls, Serious Men would be apoplectic on several levels

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

You don't have to believe in the supernatural to believe Jesus Christ is an incredible moral teacher. Love thy neighbor.

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You all started it and we fucking finished it.

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

Something incredible is happening in the Magic: The Gathering community. The prolific MTG Youtube channel Tolarian Community College has raised $450,000 and growing for Trans Lifeline. Read our writer S. Baum's story here and go pitch in! www.erininthemorning.com/p/magic-the-...

It takes a lot to shock me with this orange thing and what he says and posts. The Obama thing shocked me.

We have now raised $250,000 for @translifeline.org. Every year this community steps up to prove how strong our love and support for our trans friends and family really is. 💙💜🤍 We are still going until Saturday morning! So be sure to donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc #MagicTheGathering

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"Criminality is so rampant inside CBP that it has seen one of its own agents or officers arrested every 24 to 36 hours since 2005." "it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants." www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff. Democracy dies in oligarchy.

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If you'd told me, a decade ago, that the rising concept of the 'influencer' would one day serve as a transmission belt for the elevation of subliterate clowns seeking to provoke pogroms in exchange for promotional deals with online betting companies, I'd probably have said, "That tracks."

"I am my own original sin. One someone is always willing to forgive. Until enough of you demand that I be better."

Journalists will hear this and then do credulous coverage about how ICE is engaging in immigration enforcement and not doing ethnic cleansing

imagine the thousands and thousands of unbelievable horrors going on if we're just hearing about "regularly kidnapping legal residents, dropping them off in a different state, and telling them to deal with it"

If a university student group had celebrated Charlie Kirk being killed, complete with a graphic made from an actual picture of the killing, the whole lot of them would have been expelled before the ink on the digital story was dry.

Some people yearn to have a mayor who they don't refer to as 'this motherfucker.'

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

the feds saying theyll end their campaign of terror against an american city if their demands are met is the biggest domestic scandal of my lifetime

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Federal deployment to Minneapolis "is steady state and expected to continue as planned," per Border Patrol memo leaked to me

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Embarrassing, shameful.

I've been studying the history of US, and indeed, global policing my whole career and I can't make it more clear to law makers that this isn't a bastardization of policing, it is its purest form and logical conclusion. The impunity, militarization, deference, legitimacy, racial targeting, etc.

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

Statement from Kentucky state Rep. Nima Kulkarni of Louisville on the killing by ICE agents this morning in Minneapolis. Includes another call out of Louisville Mayor Craig Greenberg.