Happy World Goth Day to that one Beaker in particular

Advertising exists to exploit ways in which our brains are predictably bad and weak and a society concerned about the well-being of its populace would ban most forms of same.

Y’all, I am elated to announce that my book, The Rainbow Ain’t Never Been Enuf: On The Myth of LGBTQ+ Solidarity will be available in PAPERBACK May 19th!!! 📚✨🫶🏾✍🏾❣️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

The most millennial song is that version of Enrique Iglesias’ “Hero” they played after 9/11 that had news clips interspersed in it.

Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution”

oh god was he in the files

If the Democrats let Republicans have this INSANELY easy W, I am going to be apoplectic. This shit polls like chlamydia. Get on the other side of it now and be loud about it.

Quentin Tarantino came on the heels of many great directors before him

I am *once again* asking you to submit photos of your rescued cats and dogs: To qualify, they need to be "Kentucky domestic cats and dogs, both purebred and mixed breeds alike, that reside in or have been adopted from Kentucky animal shelters or rescue organizations." forms.gle/HrWUtKvhGcF3...

unions rule www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

For my region, banana croquettes. Interesting piece of history, dogshit food. The worst thing my family makes regularly is some heinous mandarin Cool Whip "salad."

Raises for legislators are good, actually. People with bosses can't leave for 5 months of the year. I wish Democrats wanted working folks in the legislature. Most of our legislature are wealthy Republicans. They suck. If we want working people in the legislature, they need to make a real salary.

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

If you wanna show support for the deck dump, you can either send me some money at paypal.me/yoman5 or honestly donate to a local community charity of your choice because we need that shit right now fuck ice, primary your representatives

THE TIME HAS COME.

Classic Red Cross art, not familiar with this Jesus cross fellow

the time being today i am one of the lucky 10,000

Six stars for the six quarters it'll cost you.

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the vibe

It is now technically American

Congressperson watching mass war crimes carried out in our name on a daily basis "Pain at the pump :("

The plural form of Bud Light is Buds Light. You can order two Whoppers Junior. Many such cases.

I think a lot of Bluesky users are in the demographic of “people who simply will stop using social media entirely if all the text-based social platforms that aren’t run by unrepentant Nazis (like this one) go away,” myself very much included

Oh, what a night Baby possums in my shrubberies With their mother Kuchi Kopi Tiny joeys, what a night

“The past is the foundation for all that exists in the present. We merely reconstruct what our ancestors have already discovered.” Today's alter is this Beta-style Emeritus of Ideation, with art from Ancestral Recall (original version and Vintage Championship version) by Mark Poole!

EXCEEDINGLY rare April 1st brand win.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

No oil = no electricity. No electricity means Cubans can’t pump or purify water. Urban residents struggle to boil water as wood & charcoal prices skyrocket. Bad water has been a major killer throughout human history. The blockade is an act of war & causing intentional civilian deaths a war crime.

no idea why economists still talk about laffer's curve. it's not even his best pitch

I bet "I'm rubber, you're glue" hits way harder at horse preschool.

I'm going to start saying DoD, btw. No one can stop me!

Here's your moment of zen: A "holy" cat named Coco stands at the entrance of a church in Mexico, seemingly blessing everyone who walks in 🐱

The takeaway for me from Afroman’s glorious trial and testimony is mockery is the ultimate weapon against which fascism has no response but to make itself more worthy of mocking

Local cops got a dog that can (allegedly) sniff out the most common electronics in the world, claimed it's to "crack down on child exploitation," and the local news just printed it verbatim.

Gen Z vs Millennial ideas of success

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

woke up and it’s 1958

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

yes! yes!!

Thai food supplier gives you everything you need:

The entire Democratic strategy debate — "moderate" or move left? fight or compromise? — is based on a misreading of data. Voters don't think Dems are too progressive; they think Dems are weak. The actual math on what to do about this isn't even close! New: www.gelliottmorris.com/p/new-poll-d...

The jokes write themselves, right?

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor