Maybe the best looking bread I've made. Taste yet to be determined.

In Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree, every single time I think Brenda Lee is metal af singing, "Later we'll have some fuckin' pie — and do some caroling"

Hanging this in a public building funded by US taxpayers is among the most pathetic and embarrassing things I've ever seen.

Buddy, we've already got Werner Herzog, Steven Soderbergh, Agnes Varda, and Sean Baker. Keep your stupid robots away from me.

Heartwarming that the Knicks chose the week before Christmas to have their First No L season in 50+ years

The best thing about the NBA Cup is how it is subtly helping to dispel the cynical, insipid, awful and increasingly rampant view the there is only a single goal of competing each season. There isn't 1 winner and 29 losers every year in the NBA. And how people talk about the sport sucks so bad now.

The human cost of Trump's gutting of USAID: By the time Tor Top’s mother was sick with cholera, the nearby clinic had been shuttered for weeks. He bundled her into a canoe & paddled toward the nearest hospital, 8 hours away. Less than halfway into the journey, his mother died. New, @propublica.org

Mitch Johnson with some wild phrasing at the press conference....

In fact, this Knicks team has won 33% of all NBA Cups, they may be the best team ever!

The Knicks championship movie with Sam Richardson as Mike Brown is gonna be amazing

Hate that the first questions are about an NBA title that will be handed out in six months instead of what's happening today

How many Cups did Willis and Clyde win? We could be watching the greatest Knicks team of all time.

SVG: If you're not a fan of the NBA Cup, you're just not a fan of basketball 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Talk to em, Stan!!

I don't warm up before I play basketball either. It's not that hard honestly.

The words are “holy shit is that an alien?”

Still can't stand these video game camera angles

Me watching Wemby against OKC: haha yes…fuck yes Me watching Wemby against the Knicks: what the fuck this sucks

Cup Fever has taken over the nation, that's all we know for sure

He's this big, this skilled, and a STONE-COLD killer. He is actually mad that these people are daring to play against him and he's determined to show them why.

There simply aren't words for Wembanyama.

How do Kings fans even live with themselves? How does this always happen to them?

Will Smith, elite joke writer

The lamest thing about Quentin Tarantino, and there are so many options to choose from, may be his insistence on attaching sequential numbers to his films. Truly, nobody cares, my guy.

Always loved how Predator was "here are some of the hardest marines on the planet getting folded like deckchairs by an alien hunter" And Predator 2 was "and now here is one versus Danny Glover"

Will Smith, elite joke writer

This may be due to the smash hit Jon Bon Jovi soundtrack single

Nobody talks about Young Guns anymore, let alone Young Guns 2, and to me that's a shame

Postseason Jamal Murray in December is such a treat

We just murdered eight more people in boats.

Trump wants to use fentanyl production as a pretext for invading Venezuela. Amount of fentanyl from Venezuela entering the US: zero.

This 100%.

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

At this point I think joyful Mariah Carey music is the only thing keeping me from setting the whole world on fire

Instead of talking about what that awful man said about Rob Reiner, I'm reading Reiner's own words. I'm so sad about this. But what a collection of movies he's left us with.

Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

Creativity is not efficient! Creativity is not efficient! Creativity is not efficient! Creativity is not efficient! Creativity is not efficient! Creativity is not efficient! Creativity is not efficient! Creativity is not efficient! Creativity is not efficient! Creativity is not efficient!

Revisiting all the Knives Out installments and each one is even better a few years removed. The explicit commentary — on immigration and billionaires/tech, respectively — feels more refined and lasting than it did upon release, when we were wading a bit in similar, lesser depictions and satire.

Fucking legend

The Beach Boys' Christmas Album design includes falling snowflakes and one of them makes it look like there are two periods after the 2 and this is making me irrationally upset in proofreader.

Good god, what a tragedy.

Going through my phone and finding a bunch of throwaway lines and mini moments that I love from movies. Going to start posting some of my favorites here — if, for nothing else, to revisit and enjoy later.

insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

We're not calling game-winning loose ball fouls, please, grow up this is the Cup

They asked Wemby what separated the Spurs from OKC late and he was like, well, basically I think it was me lol

It's devastating for competition and entertainment. Beyond time.

Wemby: Like I was saying, the Thunder are only OK, see?