Yuck your yum is the worst phrase ever created

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This chart. Wow. reportearth.substack.com/p/the-washin... via @chriscmooney.bsky.social

Breezy Johnson sounds like a moonshine runner

I can’t believe they brought back Shooting Stars without Chris Bosh or WNBA players.

Concentration camps: stories of as many as 50 people to a cell — men and women in some cases — with no windows and limited airflow, a single camera-monitored toilet, aluminum blankets, no showers and poor quality food.

JD being asked about getting booed in Italy

Similarly, having a billion dollars and still going to work is the lamest thing I've ever heard. I can do anything on earth. And I'm logging in to Teams on a Tuesday! (Even let's say $10M honestly.)

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

"Horseshoe Theory" is the theory that horses need shoes. It's controversial because most animals don't wear shoes.

Sometimes I sympathize with Trump, because it probably is genuinely very confusing why you can talk about purging the lifeblood of the nation of foreign filth and nobody cares, and then you post some dumb racist video and everyone starts yelling at you.

Charles Barkley

Incredible stuff from @wsj.com www.wsj.com/us-news/igno...

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My Chemical Munitions

Well, maybe not *his*…but it’s mostly human skin

Watching Nic Cage in Next and being certain this can't be his real face and it must be de-aging VFX. Then realizing this movie came out years before Tron Legacy and that technology didn't even really exist yet? So I'm to believe this is just like his actual human skin???

I don't really want to rewatch Iñárritu's Birdman but I feel like I remember the disperate takes surrounding it more than I remember the goings on of the actual film so I probably should.

Two first round picks??????? I also definitely didn't realize he's still only 28.

He's going to make this his whole personality now and it may become insufferable

"Things are not getting better. They are getting worse" U.S. Rep. Veronica Escobar, D-El Paso, made another oversight visit at Camp East Montana last week. During her visit she met with women detained in Minnesota, detailing how many were still in their snow boots. My story for the El Paso Times

I hope some of y'all's screenshot buttons break.

Every instagram cooking video says "... and just a liiiiitle bit of butter" then they add a half a stick

Looking like a faulty T-1000 trying to run down Eddie Furlong 😭😭

Yet more pointless, despicable cultural vandalism of public property by Republicans in their all-out war on the very idea of general knowledge

Once a Raptor, always a Raptor! Put CP in Springfield wearing a dinosaur hat.

Chris Paul has now technically been a member of like half the franchises in the NBA, including at least one that no longer exists!

I know everyone means well with their 'scoop this reporter up immediately' endorsement posts but christ — who's doing the scooping? What's left? Thinking about our industry this way, like this is a momentary setback and there are ample open roles, obscures the truth about the rot at its core.

George Carlin told us all about this decades ago and the main difference is how open the ruling class now is with their actions. They don't care what anyone thinks because they know nothing bad can happen to them. And it's just easier and faster to dismantle everything in the open.

Please don't report this as a straightforward business story; it's a story about coercive social transformation being imposed by people so rich they've ceased to see the rest of us as legitimate stakeholders in our own lives

A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world

I wish some athletes and entertainers would start doing this stuff instead of investing in tequila and other consumer nonsense nobody needs. Many now have significant wealth.

Please stop participating in this lamest of behaviors.

always bears repeating that this is NOT a financial decision. jeff bezos is worth over 250 billion dollars. he can afford to lose many millions and never even notice it. this is, at its core, a political and personal decision by bezos to destroy the post

Democracy dies in broad daylight under billionaire ownership

it’s too early for valentine’s day posts

Love has always been doubtful

Darío Saric being only 31 is wild. Feels like he has been in the league for three decades.

OK, final answer, Carlos Alcaraz is the best I've ever seen.

We've done it, we've invented the new saddest activity a human can engage in: going live on bluesky

If we're keeping it 100, there is more news value in knowing which NFL player is out here saying stuff like "puerto ricans aren't americans" than whatever The Athletic is actually doing here

there's literally zero news value in granting anonymity for a football player to say that Puerto Ricans aren't American.

No more biopics until 2030, we've been through too much already

You really can't make this stuff up

The Famous Names in the Latest Release of Epstein Files Excellent summary of some of the bigger names in the latest Epstein files release. www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...