The Strokes played Coachella against a backdrop listing all the world leaders that had been assassinated by the CIA, a count of the number of universities bombed in Iran, and footage of the bombing of the last university in Gaza

Unclear what the catcher rotation is supposed to be. Seemingly no reason for Jerar to be on this roster if you can't find a way for him to start this game. And Heliot 7th against a LHP? I....I don't understand any of this.

The Democrats sense that they're gonna cruise to midterm victory by doing nothing and offering nothing and are using it as a freebie to punch left to make sure the voters don't get any ideas.

YOU LIKE PEOPLE YOU LIKE BOOKS BE A LIBRARIAN (may 1945)

These stupid losers *already had* the most iconic villain. The decision to continue after Endgame will chase this franchise out of public memory.

We have an apparent cure for most people with pancreatic cancer—a profoundly swift, deadly cancer—and the position of the U.S. government is that it should be banned. This is real fall-of-empire stuff.

Webby smiling = good

Me: what should we do for dinner? 12yo: idk but I want meat. Its just very heartwarming when your children take after you.

Next Apes movie should be called Humans of the Planet of the Apes

What's funny about this discourse is Tressie agrees that better road design and safety measures save lives, but refuses to acknowledge that these work because of how they limit drivers and force them to be safe in ways that are completely available through personal choice and action.

When did Laura Britt come back?

Well, winning a stupid, ugly, no-good game certainly doesn't hurt the confidence!

And the pinch hit you make is for Bailey? C'mon man. Bailey can bunt but also you need best possible defense for the bottom of the inning.

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Adames just made the dumbest possible play look cool

This team looks completely different, confidence wise, than even four days ago. But its fragile and this is terrible managing.

Was shaping up to be a hallmark Giants win and now baffling uses of bullpen and bench can undo it. Very irritating team!

Terrific defense by Chapman and Gilbert saved this game from Ryan Walker.

This dude really should not be a high leverage reliever. Leave Gage in and this game is over.

That's Chappy

More like Ryan Doubler

She was Rachel, weeping for her children, because they were not.

What you normally hear here is "parents need to have control over their kids" and A) its not just about protecting children and B) this shows a fundamental misunderstanding of children, parenthood, and humanity itself.

Uh oh vibes 📈

"They were so lucky I was looking" Ummm no. Stopping in time for a child running onto the street is not heroic/lucky, it is your goddamn obligation as a driver. Cost of entry. Kids are allowed to be unpredictable, you are not.

Nothing exposes the contradictions and hypocricies of peoples politics like driving discourse.

I'm sorry but expecting the safe operation of vehicles is not the same thing as being anti-vaxx.

Nothing funnier than chatty Ramos

The Giants are more fun when Jung Hoo Lee is playing with confidence. And Heliot too!!!

Zohran Mamdani on CBS — “Socialist politics can flourish anywhere, because there is only one majority in this country, and that is the working class. It’s time we have a politics that puts them at the heart of what we’re doing, not in the appendix.” America’s Mayor can’t miss.

Was joking with the bartender about dorky sayings and she said "just don't try to bring back 'cool beans'." And I said (jokingly!) "did that go out of style?" And she said "my mom says cool beans and she's, like, 45. So yeah." And i said "I'm 43." 😭

Still makes me laugh.

Fittingly, a white flag that no one can read unless you pull it out and wave it in defeat

Bringing a napkin to a gunfight

“Look me up and you’ll see that I voluntarily joined ICE in 2025” is a great message to Minneapolis voters lol

You gotta forget the troop shit and smile again dude

Ideal relationship dynamic

Is Platner the op, or is it Mills?

just Roberts appointing himself wizard-king of the US

2024.

IMO the 25th is about putting a wrench in the momentum of calls for impeachment (a repeat of 2019/20 stall tactics). The 25th doesn't contain a mechanism for holding Trump accountable or preventing him from returning to power, restoring our Constitution or its norms,

Lmfao. These losers man.

Uh oh vibes 📈

That must've felt good

Correction to the previous post, the Giants have six hits, tying their season total entering the game.

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

Me trying to quickly think up a fake name but the only other object in the room is the president