Hate to be that guy but the One Ring famously confers long life

ah ok

Well Biden torched the last remnants of international law and we all knew this would be the result.

“This is a picture of Tehran. For you uneducated, untraveled, never-served, warhawks licking your chops at the thought of bombing it. It's not some low population desert. There are families, children, family pets. Regular working class people with dreams. You're sick to want war”

Straightforward war crime.

I checked out "The Beekeeper" from the library, and it was overdue. Librarian asked me what I thought of it, I said I never got around to watching it. He shook his head and checked it back out to me. "You gotta watch it," he said. Well, he was right. Fun movie, perfect expression of its genre.

Reading about Anthropic shit today:

Great job, intern

A few years ago I went to pick up pizzas for my daughter's birthday party, but they weren't ready yet so the owner gave me a free beer while I waited for them to finish. I will be loyal to this pizzeria til the day I die.

Every now and then we order pizza from a place nearby and I walk over to pick it up, have a single beer while they make it, and then walk home. It’s called “father’s recess” and it’s beautiful

Can check

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In the Epstein files is an accusation that Trump watched a young victim's baby get tossed into Lake Michigan

We gotta tattoo the foreheads of every person registered Republican in 2026.

While I love the concept of the "Sloppy Joe", the name is far too overfamiliar for my prudish British ears. I prefer to call it by its more formal name, Slopular Joseph.

here’s Chuck Schumer calling Trump a “taco” for not starting war with Iran fast enough 🙃 #resistance 🌮

Cody Ross RF-CF-LF Debut: 2003 - Retired: 2015 BOS - CIN - LAD - FLA - DET - ARI - SFG - OAK

What's especially sad is that the real reforms he's talking about are neither

Only WE can use our music to support ethnic cleansing!

Hello Darkness,

Ruthie what you doin', theres no way you're comfortable

Clearly the most morally significant issue of the day was not the genocide we committed, but the possibility of the John Brown Stan account having to sacrifice a little bit of personal comfort.

Kinda funny, the promises they make vs the ones they don't.

When I was in college my buddy and I bought a bunch of beef heart because it was so cheap and grilled it for our female roommates and boy were they mad when they found out it was heart.

Ah. Well, I'll just say the Hyperion Cantos is one of the great accomplishments in science fiction. Rest in Whatever, dude.

Another site in the US with the unmarked graves of 200 black boys and teenagers, held in conditions that researchers describe as inhuman. The US continues to operate private prisons and concentration camps today. How many unmarked graves will be discovered in the future?

Huh. You're telling me Mr My NYT Paycheck Is More Important Than The Lives of Palestinians and Trans People thinks there's nothing wrong with the US media landscape?

President Hot Dog Suit

Oh my lord he went and blocked just about every Giants fan on this site lol. Including McCovey Chronicles! @sleandres.bsky.social did you see this

“Draw me like one of your French girls, Jack.”

Literally what has North Korea ever done to deserve this

Apparently Cole Kuiper blocked me for this lol. Sorry your uncle can't help saying the N word, bro!

So funny that Dems have spent a decade unable to unravel the complex mind of the dumbest man in politics, then Mamdani instantly came up with "be charismatic and strong" and "make him fake newspapers" and it's Super Effective.

In love with the idea that you could just bring whomever to Chelsea Clinton's wedding and no one looked into it until the day of.

$50 million right now if you can Run 10 miles Drink 10 beers Not develop a parasocial relationship with Bryce Eldridge's spring training stats

imo the threat posed by CBS News and CNN getting absorbed by pro-regime billionaires isn't that they're going to produce right-wing slop that convinces people to be right-wing, it's the dismantling of newsrooms capable of doing investigative reporting on the administration. Fewer eyes on the street.

The lollipop I was sucking on after I drop it on the carpet:

Clock management this bad in a football game would elicit gambling investigations

really, really, really disappointing move by the Giants. even if you think it was just a slip of the tongue -- twice! -- the Giants are prioritizing a broadcaster over all of their Black fans. Baseball shouldn't be a space where fans wonder if they're going to hear a slur about them.

Elder Dog About To Cross Rainbow Bridge Delighted By Young Man Feeding Him As Much Peanut Butter As He Wants

They won't even say its illegal. They won't say its unconstitutional. Weird messaging!

Hey, sorry for the purity test or whatever but I can't vote for this. I gotta leave "President" bubble blank if someone on that stage doesn't say out loud that this was wrong and it's not who we're going to be anymore.

"We" didn't normalize it, the meek Democrats and complicit media did.

'IT ENDS TODAY': A federal judge in NJ says the Trump admin has continued to violate court orders in immigration cases and says he's prepared to haul in DOJ and DHS officials under oath. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Lmao. Well by all means, keep doing that and nothing else then

Its been 30 days since they said they'd impeach her. Instead they're sending letters.

They came back from vacation to applaud Trump during the SOTU, do some busy work, and then take a four day weekend