a shark on whisky is mighty risky; a shark on beer is a beer engineer

reading ursula k le guin's left hand of darkness and it is definitely fantastic so far, and an important parable for our times. i do think it's a bit dated and problematic with its assessment of all left-handed people being born of evil but science fiction is about saying "what if"

a screenshot from each legend of the galactic heroes episode as i watch s01e01 - in the eternal night

see this is more motivational than an actual horoscope

i don't appreciate living in a culture that requires a slang term such as "ragebait" to describe

Joe Biden Deceased at 362: "Possibly Survived Off Victims' Livers" Says Bureau

Honey B - Herb

Baltimore ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

sometimes something is really obvious but you need to type it out anyway for mental health reasons: the venn diagram of people who believe in dignity and democracy for all & people who support the rich, cops & israel is two entirely distinct circles

update: if you’re doing planks to failure, make sure youre tilting your pelvis so that you tuck your tailbone. otherwise the exercise you are actually doing is called “banishing yourself to the shadow realm”

Politics as the strong and slow boring of hard boards is one of those liberal nostrums that depends on a willed forgetting of the massive everyday violence (imperialism, police lynchings, mass incarceration, intimate partner abuse) necessary to the sustenance of North Atlantic societies.

It is a definitionally reactionary politics, but one can understand why it appealed to a petite bourgeoisie in the high noon of New Deal/Keynesian politics. In the late racial capitalocene, when the Roberts/Alito/Musk gang have cleared the ground for ecofascism, it is downright psychotic.

hmm i think that people should just do the right thing as opposed to the wrong thing, and this talk of "good ideas" and "bringing people around" is condescending nonsense that assumes youre way ahead of every other ignoramus on the planet. sorry, richard milhouse nixon

in case you're not up to speed, people are posting "oh my god" and "holy crap" because of the guy that just died

i am so tired of this slop showing up everywhere. i am clicking a video of chopin on youtube to listen to chopin, not to look at AI paintings of a dude that's been dead for 177 years. it's lazy enough to upload free classical music for clicks but what are you thinking

The Goosebumps Dog in the Criterion Closet.

explaining to the mcdonalds drive thru worker that when i was in france they simply referred to it as "piece of fish"

i really want to hope so and i am definitely seeing a lot more people radicalized in general, but i do think the democrats have been openly antagonistic to the left for a very long time now. what's changed is mainstream acceptance of leftist ideas in opposition to the rise of fascism

Prefer these stakes by Natalie 😉

the miniature wife and the macrocosmic husband

entering the planet fitness and slamming my head into the wall until the lunk alarm goes off

that is some wild swallop bro. cod?

signing into my bluesky account flagged for transphobia so i can post a link to my blog on the nazi speech website letting you know that there is no place for political hate in our country when it happens to me specifically

did you know that political quiz you're doing was designed by an asshole? did you know that burger you're eating was made by a shithead? did you know that toilet you're sitting on was invented by a real fucker?

[jake sully voiceover as the car scene from hereditary plays] sometimes your whole life boils down to one insane move

i finally found this man’s arch nemesis

HOG SPLITTERRRRR

Read the damn room, Mr. Met.

This is more inspirational than anything I've ever seen on Instagram

iyg wjisksu feusau wirg toiy diukpiupuol

that is some wild swallop bro. cod?

idk why everyone continues to pretend kat abughazaleh is a socialist. she deliberately avoids being called that. please stop calling her a socialist or communist when she doesnt call herself that

guy wearing jean shorts and a burger king logo shirt but it says “jesus is my king” instead, with a super greasy combover, looking pissed as hell. im just reporting the news

who called it the sheep detectives instead of columbah

[worst austin powers voice imaginable] do eih meake you autie baybie

Ross “Please Do Not” Douthat

Yum

i did literally one plank the other night and now my back hurts. this is BS man

TONY: Eggs...do not lay eggs [everyone mumbling in approval] PAULIE: You said it, T SIL: The goose was not valued

i took the quiz and you may find it suprising that, as always, i am completely and totally correct

Your Political Match: James Traficant

Joe Biden Has Died #resist #sheshed #friday #italiano

pyongangification. thanks for pyongyangification mehdi hasan you clown

There's been a lot of bad faith misreading of me going around. Let me set the record straight: I am a big believer in the Holocaust.