“What doesn’t kill you makes you weaker, and will probably kill you the next time it shows up” - Norm Macdonald

Nobody has gotten me higher off of simple weed than white people. They’ll be like, ‘wanna toke?’ & take you to their garage & strap you into that device that turned Jeff Goldblum into The Fly.

The definitive millennial song is clearly legend_of_zelda_System_of_a_down(1).mp3

i am pretty sure trump would die from a single punch. and im just saying if that would happen it would be very funny

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

incorrect. i am not gen x. premise is faulty. make further mistakes at your own peril, jason

we have to honor the deals we made with the genocidal ethnostate

🔭 Comet R3 PanSTARRS Before Rigel Image Credit & Copyright: Jakub Kuřák & Martin Mašek (FZU of the Czech Academy of Sciences) ap260508

I wish you well in your adult literacy journey

alternate timeline where i am the lead singer of weezer and i begin the blue album by singing "my name is burt" and end the band's career

Snake, there are hot singles in that area! You won’t last five seconds with them. Press R1 to highlight singles by heat signature on your Soliton Radar. This is called the MILF (Military Infiltration Libido Filter) System.

Twin Peaks Fruits

melfi: so you seem to have some anger towards your mother tony: my mother is perfect and i love her but not love love her and i dunno why you gotta bring up freud and penises like that. whasda matter with you

tony soprano: hey ma. i brought you a cake i baked myself. i love you so much mother soprano: this cake reminds me of how much i hate black people. i wish god would strike me dead so i could never interact with a minority again. why do you have to speak to me

Happy mother's day to single men with pets. I see you.

anti-intellectual edgelord behavior. if you can't argue with the theory then you either adopt it or ignore it

Every time someone states what ought to be, people rush to the mentions to explain that it won't happen, and now I am talking to those people, and I want to be very clear: YOU are the reason it won't happen. Every time you say that you are taking energy away from "should" and reinforcing "is."

Jealous of this cat

"keep your enemies closer" i keep my enemies really far away. i dont like them

[0010669] Fascist Dorfs

hack: if you call veterans murderers for imperialism they block you

tis the season

if you think your desires personally can materially influence the laws of nature then it's only a matter of time before you start thinking that anyone who thwarts those desires is less human than you are

there's a reason woo is comorbid with fascism and it's not because hitler specifically loved the occult, it's because magical thinking is inherently reactionary

Never let them tell you that we're past this. There's people who'd drag us back two hundred years if they could. The barbarism runs deep.

Through dialectics it is actually quite easy to resolve the tension between holding a principled stance against capital punishment and calling for the gruesome public executions of the reactionary demons who would see the rest of us immiserated and enslaved

posting for academic purposes

question about the moderation policies here, is holocaust denial as many strikes as mentioning the porn viewing habits of moderators?

The "double genocide" conspiracy theory is Nazi propaganda and a form of Holocaust denial

i just put more work into cleaning my stove than any president has ever done

Reminder that for celebrations on the anniversary of Nazi surrender day Soviet songs and symbols are banned in Berlin Germany

imagine the democrats standing behind political voices like this at a national level

Honey B - Herb

sleep token is like slipknot for theater kids

What say you, Bottom?

asked mina on IG live if she could get himeka to go to AEW and she said she's living a normal life in retirement. i tried

Israeli television news investigation confirms what we already knew, which is that the 3 hostages who were shot and executed by Israeli soldiers were killed because the overarching rules of engagement in Gaza were such that "a man, no matter the age, you kill him straight away".

It’s the freakin weekend

just listened to trapped in the drive thru again and why cant all weird al songs be that good

do people like cake the band ironically or do they really think that’s good

andy, why are you posting this here instead of in the Metaverse?

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in case you see stancilism and “abundance” as a silly online non-issue, management countered our proposal by referencing the CPI and trying to shift goalposts on inflation numbers, so our task is now to push back on CPI as a relative measure of income and inflation for working class people

watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now

[walking on broken glass voice] honkin on, honkin on bobo’s ass

we need to do away with “let that sink in.” dont tell me what to do

just proposed a cost of living increase to our management. join a union