[wild and crazy kids theme song voice] large and baby cat

This is a small data point but in July 2023 I published a video about how AI Doesn't Exist and I used to get so many comments from people calling me a dumbass and saying 'this aged poorly' and that video still gets about 300 views a day and I have not received a comment like that in months.

another day on the very sensible website for normal people

i think if i was nyc mayor i would tell every residential building owner in the city “you have 90 days to get your property compliant with fire safety codes before we repossess it to do it ourselves and then turn it into public housing.” i do not lnow the legality of this and also do not care

blocked by the helldude and honestly it’s probably for the best because wow he has some absolutely dogshit takes about democrats

chuck schumer is an antisemite and a nazi collaborator

bari weiss implies the existence of alto weiss and soprano weiss

bad news for nvidia stock: they just announced that all computers are falling apart tomorrow. no more computer

i know she be running a mcdonalds like its the navy

"Cilantro tastes like soap” is Havana Syndrome for girls who think Kacey Musgraves is the Bjork of country

hey man if you want any recommendations from a war criminal on betraying your constituents and doing the opposite of everything you campaigned on just let me know. my phone is always on i am not busy

i think if i was nyc mayor i would tell every residential building owner in the city “you have 90 days to get your property compliant with fire safety codes before we repossess it to do it ourselves and then turn it into public housing.” i do not lnow the legality of this and also do not care

We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.

skin crawling. do not ever speak again you horrid deranged turd

give all bartenders sainthood

imagine working for tesla. doing backbreaking labor with zero standards so they can give a nazi loser a trillion dollars. i would rather drink glass

me: i love video games. they let me escape from real life into a fantasy world rockstar games: get this... what if everyone was annoying as hell

This queen is at the Alameda Animal Shelter. Ellie needs a soft spot to land. www.alamedaanimalshelter.org/adopt/cats/a...

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delis are now battlefields

damn women are powerful and scary. i for one am saying “yes maam” respectfully from now on

Breaking News: Late last night Conde Nast illegally fired 4 union organizers who asked company execs to explain the downsizing of Teen Vogue and continued layoffs. We’ve filed a grievance.

why is it always inches away from him

every day at work now

just finding out stove hot?? burner on stove hot. very hot and give me ouchey ;(. please give me billions of your dollars to treat burney hand

sorry but we’re not going to be held hostage by the ultrarich anymore. no one believes you are worth bailing out

this person has provably done more good than anyone in this government or their brownshirt thugs

This is the teacher federal agents grabbed yesterday at Rayito De Sol daycare in front of children. Attorneys for Diana Santillana have filed a petition in federal court to have her freed from ICE custody.

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

he believed in family, like his lesbian daughter who had to stop talking to the rest of her family

im officially a union steward now (important at work. help)

“storied career” is a nice way of saying she was horrible and everyone hated her for a new reason every few months

Ross “Please Do Not” Douthat

lol

half the republican party attending hitler rallies and shaking their heads the whole time to show they disagree

Look, I'm a natural history guy so I don't want to get out over my skis here, but given the ongoing reproducibility crisis and stuff like this, I have to ask: is Social Psychology... real

[licking finger and holding it in the air] ah. i believe it will happen today

This is my favorite quote to use when people start talking about lazy ass “big tent” bullshit.

nothing beats that aloof wife stabbin folks with her aloof knife she gouges them

there are typically three types of trump communication: 1) prepared statement (not trump); 2) trump reading a prepared statement; 3) The Weave aka complete senile chaos. unfortunately we now have a fourth, which is trump reading a statement he himself prepared to be complete senile chaos

my thoughts on parks and rec: i never watched it because all the people on it annoy me and every clip ive seen of it was dull

mr. mamdani has long been deply critical of israel, accusing its government of doing things that it factually did, and bringing up events that historically occurred

peter buttigieg is a craven and manipulative little fink with not a single principle

WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty-bop and zippity-zoom but the truth is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade in the form of "coffee."

BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike. Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%. Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.

hello mr. mayor @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social i request that instead of forgetting eric adams and andrew cuomo and the corrupt administrators at the top levels of nyc governance, that you prosecute them to the full extent of the law and make examples of them. nyc must not allow these crimes to go on