“Structured Bullshitting” is, definitionally, the appeal of Dungeons and Dragons.

Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean

The Poor by Jesse Welles hit me hard today.

We’re gonna win

Marjorie Taylor Greene managed to tolerate being subjected to the sort of abuse, that she has subjected trans people to for years, for approximately one week.

Every day is just a vacillation between which Cushbomb tweet is the most appropriate and today is the Stupidest Day one.

Chicago Pope DJ Voice: I just want to say...To all the poor in spirit...

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

Trump immediately after meeting with Zohran Mamdani:

donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao

Ed Markey's Fool Proof Plan to Stop Fascism: Step 1: Recreate the Michael Scott meme when he sees Toby. Step 2: We only have a step one.

if she actually gave a shit about protecting women in sports she would’ve been loudly speaking about her own coaches but that’s not what it’s about.

I definitely want my daily email from the Post Office about mail I'm expecting to go into a "Purchases" tab, so thank you Gmail, that's definitely what those are, and absolutely correct.

Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.

Happy International Men's Day from Young Jesus.

Well it turns out my idiot cat didn’t have a rare and deadly disease she just basically went on a hunger strike to get herself wet cat food.

The nature of Larry Summers relationship with America's most prominent pedophile was to get tips and tricks on how to sleep with students. This man had a problem he needed to solve and he was turning to "Pedophile GAMEFAQs."

As a tourist, I’d never meet a sweeter person than a Glaswegian with an ankle monitor.

Should I push a tangential familial relationship to William Shakespeare?

“It’s about platform integrity” definitely has a ring to it!

Screeching Tony Romo Voice: THEYRE GOING FOR IT JIM

From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."

He doesn't want the report released because it's evidence he was never invited to the island by his best friends who turned out to be talking shit about him all of the time.

That's Villa Legend Anwar El Ghazi, a true hero in sports in a time when those are fairly uncommon.

Seriously. This is the solidarity of the elite with the most heinous criminals perpetrating industrial violence against the most vulnerable people. If you’re going to try to find nuance here your judgment is completely unreliable to the point of suspicion.

And can the class recall the newsworthiness of the context of any other emails coming out?

For a specific generation of fan, Robert Edwards is, at worst, the third most popular Patriots player in their history. It's just one of those things.

Good. Great. Waiting until the day that the man was going to be executed still amounts to torture.

I can't say enough: I have solar panels that cover, I would assume, half of my angular craftsman-home roof (ie, only about 1/3 of the panels face the sun at the same time) and I produce nearly twice as much energy as I use and I pay half as much for the loan as my electric bill before the install.

Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far. So much work remains to be done.

Sadly with the Browns failing Harold Fannin and the season on the brink, we had to retire “Fannin’s Wretched of the Turf” for a new team name.

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The Democratic position should be "Trump should be in jail alongside every member of the Republican party whose sum political project is enabling a child predator to starve your kids, invade our cities and run concentration camps."

Your vote matters! Vote Child Pedophile Protectors or Child Pedophile Protectors Protectors!

Raise your hand if you know a pastor who has said the phrase “I have them for one hour on Sunday and Fox News has them for the rest of the week.” Read a magazine? Get real.

Everyone’s twelve now.

Ferrix is at the emergency room tonight. Put one up for her if you get a chance. Here she is in healthier, happier times.

This tweet might not be the smallest domino in the End of American Democracy meme, but it's definitely in there somewhere.

The Mavs are trying to January 6th Nico by saying exactly when he'll be in the office getting fired.

Radioing in the Charlotte airport code to the National Guard and they'll never find it. Planes start falling from the sky. All souls perished.

If we're LOTR posting today I started reading Fellowship to my kids last night while they have their quiet time to get ready for bed. There were *quite* a few questions about pavilions for a couple of kids who didn't want to listen to their Gaffer reading a book aloud...

DK Eyewitness style book of Andor added to the Christmas list.

Only in it for the money. Morgan Rogers did it for the people.

Nothing over the last few weeks says this is necessary. They aren’t caving. They aren’t weak. They are collaborators and active fascists.

My wife’s health insurance premiums tripled.

Get this fucking guy out of here, man.