Yeah times are tight so Ive switched to using body margarine.

Community also had the reverse with White Abed.

holy shit guys, this picture from Artemis is crazy

Me when Bluesky dies

hello If I don’t find out the exact 5 hot sauces they’re taking to moon I will die I don’t use my 19k count for much but I would like to cash it in on this pls

Do you remember the name of the movie in which Zendaya was Meechee?

all that dialogue about “hitting X” was a bit jarring

Alright back to my job as the social media manager for Lego. Oh looks like we’re trending. Ill just take a big sip of my coffee before I see why.

I was once mediating a case with a another attorney who kept saying “this is my final offer.” The mediator seeing the bluster was toothless jokingly said “you know I think you’ve hit the record for the most ‘final offers’ I’ve ever seen.”

thank god i found it again

Not sure why they’d be quoting System of a Down.

The problem was naively people thought the internet was so vast and advancing so rapidly that it would be beyond the scope of capital. Surely no one could control all of it.

I remember when Benghazi was a national tragedy.

He is risen

Los Angeles Bluesky, I need your help. I just learned that on Saturday at the protest at the downtown Metropolitan Detention Center, a friend’s 18-year-old son was shot in the eye with a pepper ball by DHS, permanently blinding him. He needs justice. If you were there and saw anything, please… 1/5

Going to save Bluesky by asking if any of the people on it are underemployed gifted and talented kids.

"dont let those sons of bitches use your account" "and put that in the record"

Isaac Chotiner: You say the two cats who live in your house are "Jerks" and you don't care for them Me: Absolutely. They are the burdens of my life Chotiner: It seems you spent an hour searching for special food for them and paid more for it than you do even for your own food. Me: That's--Hold on,

the pilot is just incredible. Explaining temporality to aliens who dont understand if humans experience time linearly why are you stuck in your trauma.

oh no you don't

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

- desert holds resource necessary for travel and the mechanisms of imperialism - empire through shenanigans puts a dictator in charge of that place - empire then kills said dictator, putting his considerably more fanatical hardliner son in charge - son cuts off access to resource as revenge

if it happens while im asleep dont wake me.

why are we spending more money to lose. Did no one else watch Moneyball?

The real attention Seeker

If you fell for the coordinated blitz of "Hasan Piker Is A Problem The Left Must Address" you are a goddamn huckleberry and no progressive political group should trust you with anything more important than stuffing envelopes and making coffee and even then they should keep an eye on your stupid ass.

Not a single one of these smartphone catholics is even remotely catholic and I’ve been going insane pointing it out for over a decade. They are just mean snobby big city evangelicals who think megachurches are for hicks

jesus' disciples after he died on the cross

Pope you know what to do to JD

anyone else see a picture of the earth and just think "yeah i could conquer that"

id push back and say this is incredibly efficient. Its incredibly more efficient to get the right answer slowly than the wrong answer quickly.

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

Not cool that Winston gave John Wick a head start for killing someone on Continental grounds but executed Ms. Perkins. Sorry chief youre cancelled.

Why are we spending all this money to lose to Iran? If we'd spent half the money we spend on the military to decarbonize our economy the Strait of Hormuz would be irrelevant. This war should be teaching us that national security cannot come from the barrel of a gun.

As Artemis II coasts to the moon, Trump proposes a ~25% cut to NASA’s budget

the problem with the consolidation of internet is now everyone has to talk about everything in one place. Youre the weirdo for dropping your shitty takes in the place I go to share Pitt memes.

for very broad definitions of "defense of our country"

Much like the USA, For All Mankind fell off when we stopped having to fight with the Soviets.

This was a favorite on Irish Twitter.

Checking in NASA'S live stream of the Artemis II and just noticed they have Sailor Moon's Artemis watching as well. I love dorks

Flight I’ve got a concern. Major Tom just said he was floating in a peculiar way. Did he not know about that?

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt> Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy” Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

sadly this advice came too late for him

my brother is coming baron with many Fremen warriors

We finally figured out the Eldar / Dark Eldar distinction in Warhammer 40k.

I just need to know if astronauts like Space Oddity

He's just the greatest at whatever he's doing — "i'm gonna call the President to try to get out of this DUI" is the Winning-The-Masters of being a 50 year old divorced guy

This is also why the red pill guys are constantly moving the goalpost on what an acceptable woman is. They don’t want someone with self-determination, even if that determination looks like tradwifedom. Their goal isn’t a fully-formed human. It’s someone with a hole who they can manipulate.