You can't create The Office today. You're already booked to create Blazing Saddles today.

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you. Speaking of Blackadder-alikes, Blackfly was Canada's answer to Blackadder, except bad. Somehow ran for two seasons.

Wait, platinum blonde hair, purple eyes, wants to fuck her brother.. omg, she's a Targaryen!

“People have been asking me for a clear answer for a long, long time, so here it is: Yes, all 86 episodes of the show end with Tony Soprano dying,” the seven-time Emmy winner says in a newly released director’s cut of the behind-the-scenes documentary Wise Guy: David Chase And The Sopranos

Brennan: Just the idea of you on Rogan, your eyes in spirals hypnotizing him, being like, "Tell them to move to Austin." Siobhan: Here's the thing: you don't have to hypnotize Rogan. He believes whatever the person in front of him tells him.

Me when the new Swan Boy page has a big ole' wall of text:

I find it funny that Backrooms trounced Masters of the Universe - a property trying to cash in on Barbie's success by turning a toyline into a movie, ignoring that Barbie had genuine talent behind the scenes, a really unique aesthetic, and something to say...

Sadder than a foot fetishist in a Youngblood comic, smdh.

Guy who pronounces her name "Jill Street John"

No matter what you try and teach a Hollywood executive, it will always come away with the most facile and least useful interpretation mortally possible. It’s embarrassing. There are literal children who could have a more nuanced take than “film give money when Internet give spooky.”

y’all everything’s going great with the reflecting pool algae. they’re working on it now

RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter

If your Discord server doesn't have a loss emoji, what are you even doing?

Every single person in my neighbourhood now speaks a totally different language but it was worth it.

Widows Bay (TV show, 2026 - )

Well, I don't want any of those things to happen to me either, so I must not be a real man either... Thanks for affirming my non-binaryness, Matt Taibbi, I guess.

It's such an interesting movie. like the main "joke" of its plot is that the protagonist takes on the traits of an abuse victim, and his zombie gf his abuser. And his little moron best friends all conspire to embrace this fiction, to punish her and embrace him. it's really good

I'm always interested when movies with extremely passive characters are really good, because it doesn't feel like it should work

Obsession is a pretty unique film in that its protagonist doesn't ever do anything or make any choice that effects the outcome of the movie. He's just low grade malevolent in a totally ineffectual way

Not many people know that it’s actually The Boys are Backin’ Down, and it’s a song about a roving gang of cowards

Hmm. You think this is legit? Man, how desperate do you have to be to try to scam artists on Tumblr? I don't have any money to steal, guys.

Apex Society Pinups - Moonchild and DJ. #art #pulp #characterdesign #originalcharacter #oc #costumedesign #fashion #digitalart #digitalpainting apexsociety.thecomicseries.com/comics/732/

one of the oldest running dialogues in history is "war is a massively complicated political, bureaucratic, and logistical endeavor" vs. "fuck you pussy, war is when you're a fucking badass, oh shit I lost"

if he's going to keep peddling this bullshit i think he needs to pick a less autistic sport than baseball

A haiku poem by me: Old leather-faced freak The Man devours fresh roadkill The Worm hungers still

RFK Jr: An Autistic person will never write a poem. JRRR Tolkien: I gotta put at least one poem on every other page of this fanfic I'm writing about the fictional language I came up with for fun.

Hey, UK acting people, it would be great if you just came out and said you were totally cool with transphobia instead of making us all wait for the slow trickle of casting announcements for projects with the very openly transphobic lady to know that you suck.

Oi, the name's Aussiemandias, mate of mates: Look on me works, ye cabbages, and despair!

Saturnin Farandoul is gonna kill on Hot Ones. Can't wait.

Given all of the recent genAI discussion, I wish to repost this.

Oh come on, Dally News, now you're just making up people

When they hit their 100th anniversary, every comics character becomes bisexual. I don't make the rules. Olive Oyl? Bi (Popeye becomes bi in 2029) Mutt & Jeff? Bi Barney Google? Bi Everett True? Bi Little Orphan Annie? Experiencing confusing puberty feelings Walt from Gasoline Alley? SUPER bi

Watched the 2025 proshot of Merrily We Roll Along the other day. During the song about the Kennedys, my friend Peter said that the Kennedys are Southern Gothic - New England-style. It's true! They're the Boston Mayfairs.

Mercy (2026)

Jurnee Smollett

Okay, fine, sometimes posts are Just For Me and That's Fine.

Low HP was Lovecraft's rap name.

"Weather Underground"? Idiot. Weather comes from the sky.

Making up a guy: A Republican political candidate with the last name Blue. His campaign signs are very confusing.

Just saw a model named Doutzen Kroes. Pfft. That's not a real name. That's the definition of a murder.

Hmmm, I don't want to see that.

I really want to do a She-hulk book... I believe it will blow up! still haven't done anything that attracts more people than these...

Oedipiphany

This is not a dril, people! I repeat, we are dealing with a much less funny poster!

Hi, y'all. It's been an incredibly rough few months for me and I need to ask for help. After losing one job, getting my hours cut at my other job, and suffering thousands of dollars in car repairs, my mom and I in danger of losing the home we've worked so hard to attain. Please boost if you can.

I love you Patricia Widow’s Bay.

As for Sorkin, well, if MadTV of all things can eviscerate you this brutally I think everyone needs to re-evaluate your legendary status: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNV9...

You can't make something edgy, daring and boundary-pushing like The Office anymore. No, we're all stuck with safe, inoffensive fare like 17 seasons of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. SMDH.