ME: Why is Elric weak and gay again at the start of this book? He’s carrying Straightmanner, the 10,000-year-old blade that makes you think fantasy football is fun “Elric’s wussy life drained from him, but fearing Arioch, he would not use Straightmanner’s power to become not a dying gay elf” ME: Ah

Elric of Melniboné has gotten himself into another pickle and he doesn’t have any of the potions and tinctures that help him not be a sickly homosexual elf

THE MEME IS REAL

On its birthday, share one image from your favourite TNG episode.

"Wait a minute, am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?"

A special shout-out this #SheHulkSunday to Tatiana Maslany... the first Marvel actress to openly support the Disney boycott. Telling her fans to cancel their subscriptions in response to the bullshit they pulled with #Kimmel. Cause that's what heroes do. #SheHulk #ComicSky #Disney #Canada

Publisher: Hey, Frank. It's an honour. Your work on the Tarzan and Barsoom books were spectacular. Thanks for agreeing to do the cover art for our book. But... we were thinking... do you think you can paint the main characters with clothing on this time? Frank Frazetta: *Cocks gun*

"The Situation" is such a great name for a guy, and it disgusts me that it was taken by a run-of-the-mill reality show star.

Me taking in the news cycle of the day

Madman - Mad Men How deep does this rabbit hole go? What else did Mike Allred know? Why did he fail to stop 9/11??

You ever think about how Bonnie from Mike Allred's Madman is just blonde Christina Hendricks? No? Just me then?

i always end up cutting it at this length LOL

I realize part of the problem is there are a dozen new scandals every day, but an entire political party joining hands to bury the evidence of their pervert president's sex crimes should be a 24/7 story

the phrase "this truth no longer exists" unfortunately goes kinda hard

yeah i think he fell for ai lol

Oh for fuck's sake hahahaha

Starfire punk ? #starfire #dccomics

Many times - most times - when I type LOL, I'm not even laughing internally, much less out loud. I've been living a lie and I needed to get it off my chest. I understand if you all want to unfollow or even block me now. I've betrayed all of your trust and I'm not sure if there's a way back for me.

The best heroes are like this

Whitney Cummings as an all-timer of a hack is underdiscussed

Why do you think he got so finicky about his drink order??

All-time smooth moment for me was when Roger Ebert said Aishwarya Rai was the most beautiful woman in the world and when someone said "what about your wife?" he said "we're talking women, not goddesses"

To question authority*. *Not that authority.

for every like this gets i'll make kirk cameron's forehead bigger

they're calling him The Most Foiled Serial Killer In History

You can make fun of stephen king for writing long books but they saved my life on three separate occasions by blocking bullets and knives from the notorious King Fan Killer

I can't believe Amelia Earhart was on Epstein's Island this whole time.

You will not know peace as a DC Comics fan until you accept there is no timeline where Jon Kent, Damian Wayne and Billy Batson’s ages make any kind of logical sense

I thought my ordeal with Google Assistant was over when I figured out how to turn it off last week. But today it started bugging me with popups saying it's here to help me and would I please turn it back on?? PLEEEEEAAAAASE????

Dude chows down on a wing slathered in a hot sauce simply called "The End", coughs all quiet like and then continues speaking without missing a beat.

Hey, you a cop? The terrorists got away.

"I need another Yatch made out of gold and slurs!"

Yeah Dave Chappelle, I'm sure you need this to buy another tour bus to throw women under

Pete Davidson usually fucks absurdly hot women, but this time he fucked all the good will people had for him.

Okatsuka posted the censorship rules for the controversial comedy festival, noting how many "You can’t say anything anymore!" comedians have signed on. www.avclub.com/riyadh-comed...

Do you think anyone ever went to one of her concerts by mistake?

ultimately the way this world treats trans women as utterly disposable even despite so often sounding the alarm early for abuse done, and people not listening or mocking it, is why my politics are so concerned with their wellbeing and political subjectivity

You know how How to Draw Comics the Marvel Way says the average guy is 6 heads high but heroic figures are 7 or 8 heads high? It stands to reason that the more heads high you are, the more heroic. Ipso facto.

if wrestling is fake explain this 🤼

A friend set up this fundraiser to help Afnan and her family but donations have dried up, so they asked me to help give it a push by posting it on Bluesky. Please RT and consider donating! Let's get this train rolling again! chuffed.org/project/1440...

Memnoch the Devil (1995) by Anne Rice

you cannot ethically be a medical doctor and be against vaccination. I'm sorry, but it's not compatible and the AMA is negligent in allowing it's members to run scams based on this and remain endorsed as medical professionals in good standing.

If you wish to make clonazepam from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

Watching Left Behind (2000). Kirk Cameron looks like a half-yassified Kevin McDonald.

In case AI art didn't made you mad already.

Silver Swan 🦢 . #WonderWoman #SilverSwan #DC #dccomics #characterdesign

I’ve gotten requests for free work “for exposure” my whole life, once from a literal billionaire. Luckily less so in recent decades. But using the “for exposure” excuse with TAYLOR SWIFT? Truly warped. There’s a whole class of business shitheads who really think no artist *deserves* to be paid.