What the fuck are you talking about Guitar World

Kaleb Horton’s mom has written some comments and asked to spread her thanks for everyone online who’s been sharing their appreciations: “you all made my suffering feel more bearable. Thank you so much and God Bless you all.” @lukeoneil47.bsky.social @nedraggett.bsky.social @alexnpress.bsky.social

Watched this one last night to kick off spooky season. It was pretty good! Definitely not what i was expecting. boxd.it/DDdg

YODA: circumcised are you ME: That's a private matter, Yoda. YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda. YODA: take off your shorts you must YODA: show it to me you will YODA: going where are you YODA: your penis I must see YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be YODA: mmMm

a few small beers

Hey, it’s getting dark earlier 🌃🌛🦇

british wife: good mornin love british husband: a rat stole me weetabix

Please report this fucking AI slop. Goddamnit. www.amazon.com/KALEB-HORTON...

Crime is legal now youtu.be/2WFvdf8mOtk?...

AUGIE: I can’t stay in Essex all m’life, pa. I got dreams. OLIVER: Dreams, d’ya? What dreams? AUGIE: Gaming. eSports. OLIVER: Bah. AUGIE: I weren’t made for the mines. OLIVER: And y’think I was, boy? Y’think I chose coal over Bubble Bobble? Weren’t no Bubble Bobble for dear old pa.

Tim Duvet: (putting a quilt on his bed) I wish this made me mad

(In the Time Dungeon) Wow, this ancient skeleton looks just like mine.

My Halloween Playlist: Mi Novio Es Un Zombi. Goth techno pop from Spain. Enough orchestra hits to kill a whale. Live performances always featured Freddy Krueger who was neither a zombie nor attracted to adult women. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqTH...

If you’re placing prop bets on South Park you need to have a conservatorship

órale 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

Taking my annual insider trading and ethics compliance training, while I look around at the people in charge of everything and wonder what the point of all this is

If you work retail you should get one Death Chit a month and you can cash it in to kill 1 customer

Coworker (end of a very long work zoom): "Okay, anyone have anything else?" Me: "Christopher Cross filled in on guitar for Deep Purple in 1970 when Ritchie Blackmore fell ill shortly before a show and" (coworker clicks End Meeting for All)

The new episode of A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs is now up! This one looks at the formation of Led Zeppelin, and looks in detail at the inspirations behind the songs on their first album.

If I was a superhero in the Marvel universe I'd tell people I was in the Defenders. Nobody checks. Doctor Strange probably doesn't even keep a list

ME: hahaha what even is this? Botox for your asshole? NARRATOR: It was Botox for your asshole

If I had a lamb I wouldn’t let him lie down on broadway or any other street. He might get hit by a car!

David Cross: "You might as well do commercials for Lockheed Martin or Zyklon B."

PSA

yeah i've got imposter syndrome. im posting this

Wife brought her 100 year old film camera to that pirates game from a few weeks ago and she got this shot that's just perfect

Ruth is Chris, steakhouse?

they should build the star wars bacta tank. it doesnt even matter if it works i just want to float in a warm goo tube for a few hours

Made a cocktail

Heard a random Geese song on the radio, and this is the band you all are going crazy for? I’m glad you enjoy it, but this is definitely not for me

Hakeem Jeffries looks like he eats paste

<Bidet advocate who’s tired of people listening to glam rock> Instead of listening to Mott the Hoople, you should try mopping your poop hole.

fifty years after the second nuremberg trials there are gonna be kids going into their grandfathers basement and finding these in carefully hidden display cases

Drinking Modelos with my sensei

just got my dna results back ☹️

Fleeing immoderately from suspicion of involvement, Musk crosses over to implying he knew enough of what was up on that island to “REFUSE” but told no one and did nothing to protect the victims.

When the aux cord breaks and I just start singing

<Bidet advocate who’s tired of people listening to glam rock> Instead of listening to Mott the Hoople, you should try mopping your poop hole.

i think the same way old people have to take the driving test again in some states i think famous comedians over about 50 years old should have to come up through the clubs again every once in a while to figure out if they've turned into unfunny cranks

Hell yeah

Both gone now. Just sad

Really sorry to hear about the sudden passing of Kaleb Horton, a fantastic writer. Only seems fitting to share what he wrote for David Lynch kalebhorton.ghost.io/death-is-jus...

The fact that Kaleb Horton died begging for work instead having a column at some hip legacy mag is such an indictment of this industry. People should have been begging to put him on payroll. But nope, we've reserved that space for Ezra Klein

Route 66.

Put together some thoughts here. In an earlier time he would have been the kind of writer being paid $5 a word by magazines to go write about whatever he pleased. And no one would be pissed off or jealous about it either. www.welcometohellworld.com/life-is-a-pr...

It seems that Kaleb Horton has passed away. A devastating loss. One of the best writers of this generation. Kaleb was a friend for ten years and in all our conversations I was trying to convince him how good he was, something he seemed to know but also never fully believe. I am going to go cry now.