Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

me when the Janus Films logo comes up on movie night

Charlie brown, the miserable, sad, hoe-less little bitch

Every punk band got that one bassist who looks like the first zombie in NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD

Nice pipe. Verve?

and, uh? these yeah baby

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

Always repost DENNIS

Best part of the DENNIS video is the little shove and wave he gives Bruce before saying his name

I see DENNIS, I repost DENNIS. Simple as.

DENNIS

alright one more

Firefly sucked then, and it’s gonna suck even more now. Never liked Joss Whedon’s bullshit, even before he got outed as a creep.

An underwater guy who controlled the seas? Damn that’s crazy.

More songs should start like Monkey Gone to Heaven. "There was a guy." Ok I'm listening, what's this guy up to

mudvayne mullin

Hey everyone it's me, the wrong L piece in Tetris. Fuck you

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

[smart, serious and not at all ah-hyucking voice] Markwayne Mullin

LEWANDOWSKI: If this is your first flight on Fuck Plane...you have to fuck. [MARKWAYNE nods.]

"i asked god to forgive me, which he has" is spiritual contortion. what a terrible, horrible, man. hope he finds out soon if god is real

Every time I want to give up I put my clothes in the trash like Spider-Man.

“I’ve asked God to forgive me, which he has.” just might be the most craven thing I ever heard

I just think it’s interesting you would speak to an REI Co-op Rewards Member this way

5 is the best. 6 can go in the trash

Lunked In: the social networking site for lunks, oafs, louts, etc

Nice canticle, dork. Who’s it for? Leibowitz?

FWIW, I don’t think I saw a single Crockett ad during her campaign

Sack of gawea

The Conway Twitty pistol would fix me

I’m back from suspension! Did I learn my lesson about talking shit about Jesse Singal? Absolutely not. Fuck that guy.

Saw your man in the news

Lots of usability enhancements, big and small, throughout the site. I'll do a newsletter recap when I get chance. Here's one: bobtalk search results now shows you words around the search term, and highlights the matched word.

Sack of gawea

[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book

There was a rabbit digging a hole outside the window at dinner last night and at one point he took a break to do this, which feels like something people shouldn’t be allowed to see

thinking about when max landis made a post that was so unintentionally funny

Jaeckin hard or hardly Jaeckin?

In the old west when a lady was trying to be sexy she'd say Pa instead of daddy

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

“Old man, take a look at your wife. I’m about to screw her.” - Neil Young filming cuck porn

My dog keeps running around all crazy and listening to Neil Young. He’s got the Zumas.

How dare you

Neil Young voice: 🎶I’ve seen your wiener and your damaged dong 🎶