I dont think I've ever seen clearer proof that Trump & Republicans know that theyre losing the shutdown fight and are panicking about it than mass joining bluesky on a Friday evening to try and troll liberals about it.

"but picky eaters didn't exist in the past" this is from 1925 bro

i hate jd vance but this is valid. he might be a catholic convert, but he's living like he was raised in the faith

i will never acknowledge a mute list because i am a sovereign and free person and there's a fringe on that flag, your honor. the law of the sea says you have to look at my posts

Does he know what anthropomorphic means

"They ban our medicines so that our strength cannot surpass theirs"

gonna become a RETVRN guy but for old chunky drum machines, just make posts like "this is what they have taken from us" and a photo of a Korg Super Drum DDM-110, by this time next year I'll be the fourth biggest account on bluesky and have a sponsorship deal from a supplement company

Psycho killer, kissy face muah muah muah muah muahhhh muah muah muah muah muah muah

oh my god concept: a Sora video of Trump announcing his own death that ends with a plug for a new series of Trump Memorial Watches

Art by • Thomas Holm

We’re getting rid of leaf blowers by eating 50 leaves a day each. Get out there

breathe in deeply through your nose. hold it. that's what your snot smells like

this just doesn't comport with my experiences tbh. online brings out the best in me especially twitter, ngl. hate that the best me is on a web site but that's how things are!!

superb and sublime

We are the sons of the boys they couldn't bring back to town

It feels like the Times shifted hard into “actually we will determine reality” mode after 10/7 and never came back. Luigi shit, mayor’s race, now this. Reporting from a world that doesn’t exist, for no one.

simpsons ending in season 12 is so good. people like to say season 11 to end it on 'behind the laughter'. but i could never give up 'new kids on the blecch', 'lisa the tree hugger', etc

Ice cream trucks should cruise around playing soft jazz at 2 AM

The most obviously fake shit I've ever heard of

Anyway, i think the cause proper for why kirk is receiving the eulogizing treatment is that he’s simply more real to people in national politics than any of the lowlifes at the state level, let alone you and I. People in national media and politics are mediated by pure spectacle more than reality.

ehhh. no

tiktok is completely correct here. resist the urge to harris this one up

correct and perceptive!

meta ai trying to figure it out

certified bluesky moment

*rocks

I got a Jeopardy question right because of Mystical Ninja starring Goemon

Check out my friend merton's gigantic endeavour to listen to (almost) EVERY album I've ever made!!!!!! Also it's about Homestuck. (Wait it's about Homestuck?) *cocks gun* Always has been. rateyourmusic.com/list/merton/...

one thing i got going against me is i still know all the words to hooker with a penis

they would say 'what's a video game' and 'i understand the second complaint intimately - if they ever make 'gone with the wind - as you say - "woke" - we will also become fascists'

can't believe people are starting to take will stancil seriously again. not good! the man is prominent for one reason: he flattered dems in power. how did he do it? by insisting people who were having trouble finding jobs, or people concerned about inflation, were wrong

any halfway decent journalist should ask Newsom "why is 19 too young to receive lifesaving medical treatment but not too young to date you"

my legitimate belief is that the top part negates the bottom, this is political, but it’s the politics of the religious right

The most realistic thing about Stargate: SG-1 is their adversaries having a name - the Goa’uld - that over time the US military characters just started pronouncing as ‘Gould’

my legitimate belief is that the top part negates the bottom, this is political, but it’s the politics of the religious right

they should make a magic universes beyond set that’s themed off The Eagles: Their Greatest Hits 1971-75. Commander Focused with $9 boosters. The Don Henley deck retails for $149.99

Every brand of Canadian secessionism strikes me as convinced that they get to keep receiving money, pensions, health care, defense, etc. from Ottawa.

Yeah officer my car is steered via texting

At this point, Gavin Newsom's constant anti-trans appearances on right wing podcasts is a policy statement. The fact that the party won't condemn him or reign him in is *also* a policy statement.

as someone in a union... i would actually like this. need a talent agent on my side

Sights of Frog World

It's pleasant when someone pivots from attacking you personally to unequivocally revealing themselves to be an idiot.

this is like my goal for my life tbh but i just can't imagine it ever really working out like that

libs simply need to insist the exact opposite. you could've had a reasonable centrist like hillary as president. instead you rejected that, causing left wingers to radicalize and mistrust the right. our next nominees will not be so conciliatory.

A significant portion of the liberal press is *still* trying to explain the Supreme Court in terms of legal theory when they’re transparently just voting for whatever they think they can get away with. This is just la la land shit.

libs simply need to insist the exact opposite. you could've had a reasonable centrist like hillary as president. instead you rejected that, causing left wingers to radicalize and mistrust the right. our next nominees will not be so conciliatory.

new tech thing after AI should be orbs