shit infinitive

i suppose the world was a different place back when he decided he was going to call it "mewgenics" its okay to let go of the particulars of an idea man

bitch who got on the wrong train at bway junction . im

hi all, i'm in a really bad spot and i could use some help covering bills and getting something to eat 🖤 ty ko-fi.com/gothfemme

fuck outta here webp. no one likes you webp

toilet flourishing

yesterday i learned the fishermans knot and the figure eight follow through knot so im now completely qualified as a deckhand on your gay pirate ship fyi just saying

the only computer i should have is the ship's computer, that i have on my anachronistic three masted sailling ship, crewed exclusively by transsexuals, it is the age of sail

cows were discovered by beef erikson

how the heck am i getting page hits from facebook

its important to have rat claws and a meaty pink tail

society should be reoriented around pulling up

need a way 2 do pullups at home that doesnt destroy home

Colored Version! 🤘 #vgen #comm

Me rn

chess is such a reliable measure of my overall mental health and regulation but the fucked thing is if im on a losing streak bc im doing really bad that day i try to get on top of my brain by breaking the streak but of course then i keep losing and making it worse. i call this the crambler's fallacy

pants like jogger

the hand you dont have is called your snake hand. applies to feet also

adding belaying to the list of things that hit very different if your relationship is already Like That

on your feet

i find myself fixated lately by the idea that if we are burnt the flame will be terrible and unearthly and beautiful and human. i'm holding onto it like i'll fall forever if i let go

oh,

Jesus Christ this is amazing strangehorizons.com/wordpress/fi...

FUCK this (sexually turns into a bike)

shang tsung wins *he uppercuts you one time as each member of tje entire roster* plurality

muscle drone

viciously throwing down on a friend's nose

you know what they say. hit the bong, nipples get long

i could never be a mountaineer my horny ass would get tangled in the lines and moan

learning wall rope and bedroom rope at the same time surely wont lead to any hilarious and unfortunate mixups

i made this. its an average of everything else that has ever existed

ai is valuable as an aesthetic countersignal

rolling and scratching (i am in a sealed barrel plummeting down a hillside)

i was walking down the street when suddenly i was surrounded by the cast of STOMP and they beat me rhythmically with mallets

in the time of information death i was an idea

large number of losers are basically setting up automated spambots to just go do whatever on the internet to not particular end, straining basically every user-contribution system online; and when those bots encounter human reactions they can be unpredictably malicious. seems fine!

you cant fool me. thats The Cheat

a sex store called vibes are fucked

someone should break the hrt barrier

i love how gay it is to be at a liberty game but when i watch men's basketball i get to not think about gender politics for a minute

theres so much human spirit at the olympics but it makes me terribly sad feeling our faces pressed up against the institutional barrier

The EU has just voted, by a VERY wide margin, for the full recognition of trans women as women…!

using poetry to convince the ai pr review bot my coworkers keep telling me to use to kill itself

guy realizing that the nagging feeling that he should get serious about making things doesn't go away just because he is: oh fuck

i saved my first draft i feel so tentative

Okay like. Everyone says “you can just be a girl if you want to.” Which is true. But nobody tells you you become the girl a second time along the way

bikini bivouacers

*noticing the dishes need to be done* lizzieeeee do u want to spoon

I love that my cat's first impulse after pooping is to run about the house at impossible speeds, unburdened of her terrible ballast

molly is always showing me some mindbending cinema that she either directly had a hand in or reflects some deep part of her soul and then since i dont know shit about movies but need a deep cut to keep up with her im like lets watch bikini hackers