gayest of all time

crush

iterate

seeing one month old pictures with long hair and failing the mirror test who is that bitch

sorry boss i cant attend this meeting. lizzie needs to download wow again and its crushing my bandwidth. yeah personal reasons

im trying not to be ideological about this i promise. its just that claude was trained to impress people with verbosity and jargon and stylistic symmetries and thats not actually how to communicate ideas effectively

pls stop asking me to read your generated twenty page design briefs just ask the actual question you have for me and if you dont know what the questions are well theres the problem

this is why i get my haircut with carlin she understands how complicated the relationship to self image can be and she works with you to figure out the feeling youre looking for more than the literal angles of the cut you have in mind www.instagram.com/stories/carl...

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showing up at the climbing gym in a t-shirt that says “rock bottom”

the vibe bounces when i clench imperial

i heard cybers mith is paradol ex

but im a poster????

im laying in bed and an angel just came down from heaven to pass the message to me that god wants me to take a massive rip of the ancient yart that i just found in my drawer

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the final polyrhythmic frontier is 6:7

just saw your girl slow blinking at a stray cat

iterate

i found the pic of me a fraction of a second away from hitting a dinger for the go piss girls in may 2023 but thats from just before my tipping point so it will not be posted

conspicuously dropping pads in front of beautiful women who look like they top

the term is "homosexual" thank you

i appreciate my plane and train friends not just because i like it when people get excited about things but also because it can otherwise be easy to take the miracles of transit for granted

you are already hotter than your faceapp. yes even you

the year is 2032. everyone has super diarrhea forever and shits explosively 20 times a day. work hours have largely been expanded 1-2 hours to accomodate for productivity lost to shitting. pundits have coined the term "fiberoids" to describe advocates of the state-funded research into a cure

because of faceapp we had to answer the aesthetic and ethical questions of ai generated art a lot sooner than a lot of other people

honey no do not post gender faceapps to instagram love yourself

What's Bono's favorite pokemon move? Rock tomb, baby.

auradrafting the bug and krystal comeup

traded a card with a pilot and he went "OH! like the airport therapy dogs! thats so cute!" he gets it 🥹

theres a runaway momentum to this because community infrastructure existing makes other people inclined to stick around and build their own things and then that happens enough times and its a scene

We need to fill the margins to bursting until our culture spills out and floods the page with joy and freedom, undeniably

part of me is like "we need to flourish in the margins" while the other part of me is like "we need to escape the margins" and those two things are structurally opposed but im going to keep a foot in both sides

going to t girl baseball for the first time was this lightbulb moment for me of oh you can build anything if it doesnt exist already because hardly anything exists for us

when i transitioned, i never thought i'd play baseball again. now we're in our fourth season of trans girl baseball here in new york, and—even though i say this all the time—it really did change my life! i wrote about tgirl baseball and what it means to us for @defector.com (link below!)

incel isekai

the dominant political force believes in white patriarchy for its own sake and literally nothing else . its not even towards any particular end its simply to feel special

trans liberation is feminism

your endocrine system is the property of the state

compulsory cis hrt is fucking insane

everything used to be called "2000" or "64"

burgerwyrth .... burgerwyrth.... blasphemous burgerers... ham burged fiends

im every omen

a poster never dies

i primarily remember paradol ex as an reflexively argumentative incel who was extreme to the point of absurdity about both of those things and yep. yep

i told lizzie and shes completely stunlocked

baquack obamailure

lf bitch

that explains everything

no fucking way is will stancil *actually* paradol ex? i may need to put the internet down for the day and i just started it idk if i can handle anymore

I've been thinking about this video for a while I need to share it with you all