I would not survive as a caveman I would’ve tried to fuck fire as soon as it were discovered

it should very obviously still be the weekend

clicker training myself but the click is the bass of the dance floor and the treat is loving my body

let yourself off of being everything for everybody

chaser on angel grindr: can you heavenly host

what does a 2000s otaku girl do when she sees a goblin nabob

hypno playlist thats just the same track 63 times in a row

no offense but why is that list getting reposts its just a cryptic condensation of my various mistakes and ambitions

all soda is probiotic if you open it and leave it out overnight

puppygirl on christmas: oh my god babe you bought me a shock collar.... hhhnn.... waow.... gf: wait uh. i didn't get you that? what the fuck chaser santa:

we're so back

coldhairwash in winter is fucking bullshit. they should make dye that stays in

sometimes im like stel you have chores to do get moving and then i spend ten minutes thinking about the exponential change of the circumference of the water level in the tub as it slowly drains in an i need to buy more drano type way

in for 2026: dyke fellowship unlikely artistic collaboration trust as the medium of sex lifting vibe selectivity asking for things total freedom around identity anchors out: false stealth polite unmentioning obligate domme terror doubling down on misfit connection hypervulnerability unanimity

have you seen the new little produce stand at the farmer’s market, adam? this charming snake sold me the most delicious apple. i saved some for you; you simply must try it, sweetie.

focusing all my skill points in neuroplasticity and somaplasticity as you do

silicate stiletto

lizzie keeps saying "daddy need drinky" in the worst benoit blanc voice youve ever heard and its cracking me uppp

more like Farty Supreme. hes entering a farting contest. no one thinks hes going to win because hes too skinny

if you want a video of the future, imagine a man kicking his own dick with a robot - forever

ahhhhh home home home home home

two bathrooms apartment is goated when shitting at the same time is the vibe

i used to think i wanted to be the subject of scenes that felt cooperative rather than adversarial but thats not true, theres no power exchange there. cnc isnt for me but i am learning that what i want is to be shown what i am, will stripped of pretense and bent towards her purpose. to be changed

ok maybe im not a sub

nonbinary horse who goes "Theigh"

manhunt is electrocuting my future pussy

after we pass a dyke in an Outfit lizzie silently counts down the seconds until i am pulling at her sleeve with a quiet ohmygodohmygodohmygod

i asked lizzie about her choice of drapery and she said you can take the tranny out of the hovel but you cant take the hovel out of the tranny

sub top records

bubble butch

its my right as an american to get fingered in a disgusting bathroom

the relief of dropping the mask turns to excitement to get back to my people. im blessed

force found family hypno

transition is like crashing a huge extended family get together as the long lost cousin nobody recognizes and its a process of warming up to each other

women are my sisters and some of them hurt me and some of them hate me and it remains true

trans women 🤝 cis women taking a little T, as a treat

the lady at baggage drop was the kindest person ive interacted with in days. she didnt even say anything in particular just like. a real smile

our flight out of buffalo keeps getting pushed back but at least ill be over the border. the return of americas favorite transsexual

things will be simpler now, i guess

saying bye to mom . let her know i probably wont be back for a while. she says she cant come visit either , the boycott you see

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Girls be flustered in 2026

one must imagine sisyphus

its like if you had an uncle who fell into the q hole during covid except when someone becomes fixated on transphobia your cis relatives dont notice or care

she used to love me so much she used to tell me not to apologize for who i am she used to buy picture books for her daughter about when theres two moms or two dads

summer

the total coward shit of "well its up to you but you know where i stand" when i asked where i should go next year. her conscience cant bear to make the move

*fully lost in discursive mazes* youre not really cis unless you take cross sex hormones

why did i tell her about my surgery she fully recoiled

aural means sonic but it also means golden. this is a reference to the chaos emeralds