SKELETON RETURNING FROM WORK: honey, im bone

ahhhh seeing like 20 people i know and theyre all like bitch you look incredible

dolls night

im gay

god why was i ever using powder blush when liquid exists

wearing a beautiful dress to stay home in

i’m in the pussy like

turquoise defxacon one

uuu my hair is a mess and i saw a beautifully curly lesbian on the train with the same color pattern that i have... ive been routinemogged

June 1st

boc x marathon style test

🦄 hunters gotta be the biggest flakes and misrepresenters ive ever encountered. i suppose a good pair unicorn hunters are themselves a kind of unicorn

im down to be yr unicorn as long as u treat me with reverence befitting such a creature

🧊🥛 at day 3

lol i have a permanent dog fang

Got a vintage jacket and I like it a lot

techno fans when a slightly different hi hat from the next track comes in: 😮🤯🫨🥵🫪

The Grumbler is a bisexual man who hangs out online with trans woman and complains

going to stop letting the fakers on the floor get to me -me when im lying

beaver gf hearing 'morning wood' and getting so turned on she gnaws right through it

nobody walks in rye at all unless theyre walking a dog or are a dog

i will trade zohran mamdani for the don river

i brought a mountain bike to perhaps the least appropriate city to have one in

omg if im switching to thigh subq that means every other week the bitch juice goes in the spot that says bitch

ahhh its gorgeous out

malodorous butch you sneaky boy theres poop on your butt while you play with your toys mischevious butch stop waking me its seven am i am trying to sleep

[𝘵𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥] bandanda

there exists every type of influencer and the important thing is to avoid the temptation to conclude that everyone who shares their hobby is Like That

it took some work to get this body and i'm going to drive it like i stole it

i live on the same street as my old apartment and the basement code is still the same and my bike is still chained to the pole in there. i should rescue her

how long before i can ride bike

show feats

"how deep is your love" -my dilator

it's so fucked up that doll hrt isn't a thing because we're missing out on amazing posts like "seven months hrt" accompanied by a picture of half-formed doll joints in a bizarre amalgamation of human flesh and polished wood

doors are the windows to the home

its fucked up that "i wanna hold your hand" is six syllables. there are only five fingers

"our subculture needs new rules" so I asked how many rules the subculture has, and she says the rules keep getting eaten by canids so she has to find new rules in radical theory bricolage, so I tell her it just sounds like she's feeding radical theory to coyotes & then her puppygirl started crying

lmao

doors are the windows to the home

ahh domperidone sensitivity coming online ✨️🧘‍♀️✨️

she has a certain flexibility of form

go spurs

protect the dolls 🗝🧑‍🩰

how do i keep the entrance less raw bc ow

What's Up With That?

oncology is the study of overtime and incident response

Hey. Don't cry. 1,000,000,000 transgender furries on earth, ok?