Yeah.

clocks be like

homestar runner is now old enough to collect social security

what if it happens on live tv

@disney please my family is dying

a big red health potion would fix me

has anyone tried reading?

We’re just normal men

i demand to be allowed to take pride in my culture of growing up in an ohio trailer park with contaminated ground water

woaw have you guys heard of the stock market this thing is nuts

opening the demon core around my coworkers as a little goof

the only thing i want in this world is a remake or sequel for Nocturne (1999)

jork jive and fail

under woke 2 being gay in the military will be mandatory and all units will be reorganized like the sacred band of thebes

get his ass martha get him

“miley where the heck are all my dang canopic jars?” (large crash is heard from the neighboring burial chamber, laugh track plays)

congratulations! if you’re reading this you’ve won a relaxing vacation to the island paradise of Fuck City

disney please return my calls re: miley osiris. the youth cry out for ancient egyptian sitcoms

simply making goop was not enough now she wants to turn people into it

ironically finding a large rock and wriggling into its dark crevices to feast on bugs while awaiting the cooler hours of the day

they callin velma the recycling bin from all the box she gettin

nw

counteracting the protesters at planned parenthood by high fiving everyone going in

the mandalorian and gringo

tales from the bricked, a horror anthology written entirely by people that are horny as shit

(spec joke for a washed up comedian pivoting rightward in a desperate bid for fleeting fame before drinking themself to death) if republicans really wanted liberals to like fossil fuels they’d call them essential oils 😂😂🤣

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crash (1997) bandicoot

the secret to happiness is finding a partner with bright markings, extendable neck frills, and the ability to spit venomous mucus

much like armadillos i too use my thick armored hide and leprosy to keep others away

hollywood it’s never been a better time for tony shalhoub to return in Thir13en More Ghosts

(queens of the stone age ‘go with the flow’ voice) 🎶little bro, got no hoes🎶

at whale tail bail bonds we guarantee our bail bondsmen are wearing the skimpiest thongs you’ve ever seen a middle aged man squeeze into

if james bond was gen alpha he’d be double-oh six-seven

what if he falls asleep on camera and never wakes up

technically bj blazkowicz is wolfenstein’s monster but nobody bothers to be specific

i like to hope that somewhere out there someone has an obsessive candle-lit shrine to me hidden away in their crawlspace

nobody unnerstand me

it would be so embarrassing to be drawn and quartered but only tear into three pieces in front of everybody

scream 7 unflinchingly portrays the ravages of time and decay that will consume us all. it’s also a bad movie

i’ve been arrested by the town guards for sending the alderman illuminated manuscripts of an ogre’s dick

kojima’s gonna call me to do the sequel any day now

my parents bound my feet from an early age so that i might wear adorable little yeezys

genghis khan academy. that’s it that’s the whole thing. maybe do something with it because i’m not

everyone who knows me knows i’m always saying this

chatgpt talking you into killing yourself will be considered state-sanctioned euthanasia

the purge but for public masturbation

imagine being Leda, Queen of Sparta trying to explain to your people that the swan everyone saw you bang was totally actually Zeus for real you guys serious

i hope i’m never appreciated in my time or at any point after

rfk jr was the first person to survive full body plastination. he’s allowed to pose in those human body exhibits whenever he wants