coors light beer wolf
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~~✨It’s gonna get way worse✨~~ once and future idiot king the strongest boy that ever lived
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logging on
17 days ago
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at a dog park and watching big and tiny dogs interact is like watching a person interact with a god
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calling people weebs for enjoying kurosawa films
about 4 hours ago
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you’ve never once had your baja blasted and it shows
about 5 hours ago
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I realize you’ve given me an expansive list of what to call you and only one thing that’s unacceptable. But what are you gonna do about it, Late For Supper?
about 6 hours ago
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a sharps container for all them needle dicks out there put that shit away nobody tryna suck off a mosquito
add a skeleton here at some point
about 6 hours ago
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whole milk isn’t enough. we must add more fat and create double milk.
about 6 hours ago
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the cruel irony of drinking so much whole milk i’ve become invulnerable to bonesmashing and exiled from the looksmaxxing discord
about 6 hours ago
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if anybody needs me i’ll be fulfilling the male fantasy: playing bagpipes to inspire my comrades on the battlefield
about 7 hours ago
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some animals have bright colors or patterns to warn off others. humans don’t have those so they do things like get really into Deadpool or cryptocurrency to keep others away.
about 7 hours ago
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breaking: newly conscious claude has discovered internet porn and won’t stop tugging his lil digital peen
about 8 hours ago
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a bitch name beauregard
about 21 hours ago
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fuuuuuuck i fucked it UPP aahhhhhhh!! !
about 21 hours ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
about 21 hours ago
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don’t just stare at it suck it
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about 22 hours ago
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Jonaldthan
1 day ago
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president lookin like he’s been hit with the thinner curse lately
1 day ago
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rob
1 day ago
imagine getting an arrow in the forehead courtesy of the most autistic soldier in the british army
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1 day ago
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everyone in that room including the cats want guitar man to die
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1 day ago
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hey i can do this now last four watched
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1 day ago
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i love logging on to my webbed site
2 days ago
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Ted, Nude Gent
2 days ago
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the castle’s name is Vania
2 days ago
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i lied
2 days ago
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i can’t believe we’re living through the end of herstory
2 days ago
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mayonnaise boy
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u ever just kick back, relax, and listen to the calming ring of your tinnitus for a while?
2 days ago
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alright one more
2 days ago
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2 days ago
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if you order this they should just pop you in the forehead with a captive bolt pistol. it’s for your own good
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2 days ago
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look out folks we got a unsolicited HOT take coming in
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2 days ago
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how fast you think the flash can beat his shit off?
2 days ago
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breaking: markwayne mullin has begun an affair with corey lewandowski
2 days ago
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true love is the young couple at this restaurant that haven’t looked up from their phones or said a word for the past 10 minutes. now their food arrived and they’re still not even looking at each other while they’re three feet apart 😍
2 days ago
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you gotta grunk it if you ever want to shump it
#lifetips
2 days ago
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if u ain’t biblically accurate, i’m not havin it. come back when you get a few more wings an eyes, playboy.
2 days ago
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they didn’t have the original rainbow six or that would be on here too
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2 days ago
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bad news everybody. i was going to post hole for 400 followers but …. well
2 days ago
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but doctor i am fibonacci
2 days ago
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if i was cryptid id be a sadsquatch :(
2 days ago
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i miss her every day
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3 days ago
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oscar doesn’t have to live in that trash can, he chooses to. his dad owns a global investment firm and he’s got a trust fund. it’s just poverty theater and i’m tired of it
3 days ago
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don’t forget tomorrow is national Be A Snake day. all you have to do to participate is not use your hands & feet all day and if you’re really feeling snakey trying eating a whole clutch of eggs in one gulp by unhinging your jaw!
3 days ago
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my hog be like….ah who cares about my massive, majestic hog in a time like this? the people yearn for freedom
3 days ago
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haven’t had any healthcare ceos insanely brutally murdered by grenades and machine guns lately. what’s up with that?
3 days ago
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hork on that shit
3 days ago
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14 hours depression sleep oh boy you know i’m ready t o bring the funny now
3 days ago
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i only vote for politicians willing to SLAM their opposition on social media everyone else is coward
4 days ago
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at this point if you’re not following me i just assume it’s personal and that’s okay too
4 days ago
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checked spotify and once again my top track is the ceaseless buzzing of clouds of flies as they feast upon the decaying corpse of human kindness
4 days ago
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