gamer zone game tipz: in “ennui 3: ‘ui on the sea” hold LB and X after the opening cutscene to hear jean-pierre sigh forlornly as he lights his next cigarette!

legend tells of a fifth loko

(documentary voice) in the end, big punisher punished one person above all others (black and white freeze frame) : himself

objection your honor my client is clearly not a playa. he just crush a lot

i will always thank nintendo for their respectful portrayal of Toad’s muslim faith

male centaurs have regular human-sized dicks on the front that just flop around and they get mad if you point it out

i have never been slammed, scorched, or devastated on social media and i never will be

defund The Orphan Hammer

they call them big box stores because your mom works there

who up feeling they eternal weight of struggle amid an unfulfilled life under capitalism?

look at bro not observing the code of bushido

dare you find what games i love? theyre probably not going to be all that shocking

it is nice to know that as my life becomes less important on the back end of a career and raising kids i am free to return to The Posts

i don’t think there’s been a good jrpg made since the ps3/360 era and i’m not at a point to challenge any of my many assumptions so i guess that’s just true

can u imagine how bad the boys would roast u if they found out you’d been killed by a sperm whale

your honor i have shidded my pants, i have shidded and even farted, but your honor i have not now and will never shid my doo doo pants and that’s a promise

(talib kweli voice) “he calls himself mr shidded doo doo pants”

you think toilets ever get tired of gulpin down logs and see different textures as a bit of variety?

think of how fun it would be if all murders needed a little code to break or the killer had to keep writing weird letters until you solved it

polo shirts are the velcro shoes of business wear

has anyone ever noticed you park on a drive way an park on a drive way? somebody could probably do a thing with that

putting on my service human vest that authorizes me to pet every dog i meet and ignore every person

uhhhh look like u got lost in the ruins of yrself playboy

if it wasn’t for gambling wild bill hickok would be alive today

it’s time to bring back aide-de-camps

fetterman homunculus

i have never screamed for ice cream as i’m an adult and it’s not even that scary

medieval monks prob spelled it ‘li-turd-gical” sometimes and were well chuffed

balls (platoon)

type a shit i’m sending to my mom when i go no contact

the mayor has stated at their latest press conference that no one could have predicted Operation Hate Squad would turn out the way it did and encourages voters to forget this by the next election

zombies like brains so much because they respect women

logging on

if you like cops you’re gonna love this new force we’ve cooked up: they’ve got bigger guns, less training, no oversight, and an average of 1.3 violent arrests per officer. we’re calling them hate force and they’re now in every city in the country

grabbing for a cop’s firearm is not an impulsive move, rather it is an inherent human desire and part of a greater cluster of thoughts and emotions known to researchers as The Cool Zone

we need to bring back breakfast soup discourse

did you know if you pull off a cop’s badge they deactivate? it’s true try it

could god create a chili dog so big that even they couldn’t suck on it

roger rabbit appreciation month

the revolution will not be televised but there will be a companion podcast

it’s time to pokémon go to the gun store

whoever invented sleep was really on to something

i am no mere shrimpleton

imagine if they made an event horizon that was good. that would be cool

movie chat time strange harvest 2024 idiot review: fun faux true crime documentary. long on style but i feel like some of the most interesting threads are left very undeveloped. genuinely creepy at times and i’ll give it a thumbs up 👍 if you like scary movies

am henceforth referring to the penalty box as the puck chair since the lil sickos get put in there to watch the other players have fun with the game

hungry hungry hippo is a game that can only exist under capitalism and if you don't understand that than clearly you don't read theory

Come Fortunato, the Criterion Closet is down these steps, just a little further,

Discourse aside, I must admit that I find the thick cartoon dog quite... tantalizing.