pro tip: you’re the reason nobody likes you

i’m eatin baby carrots, bitch, don’t think i won’t start shit

new weed cart and grocery store sushi oh baby it’s thursday evening

there are those who speak of it in hushed tones in cloistered halls. some who fear to even consider it. Lunch.

just for once i’d like some kind klowns from outer space

don’t call em snails those are just armored slugs you can’t fool me science man

Another way to have reasonable replies is to post well

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

Roko’s Basilisk is just creepy pasta for techbros

Soma (2015)

Taika Smallpipi

i liked a post and then saw they did a “Wow this blew up check out other thing” follow up. reddit ass behavior. i want to enjoy the post not your wack self-published scifi novella

when i’m old and demented i hope they put a headset on me in the nursing home that just plays back my bangers on a feed to keep me sedated

not enough things have membranes can we get some goddamn membranes up in this bitch

Hope everyone’s having a merry wet butt wednesday

on this, our day of earth, i bring dire tidings

Mr Too Damn Emotional to Coach Youth Sports

Something’s wrong, guys. My For You feed isn’t exclusively giving me 2-4 hour old posts. i might comment on something current and topical and it’s scaring me

Stabbing with a slashing weapon? This fool will never reach Valhalla

the best part of chatgpt is everybody can immediately tell you used it and think less of you for it but hey it sure helps alleviate the need for developing critical thinking skills or emotional regulation. can’t wait for the future!

well guys it’s finally time for me to unveil my masterpiece. i’ve been working on this image for years and have finally perfected it so that anyone who looks at it becomes a Good Person. this will save the world and bring about global peace. anyway here goes

if i ever come up to you in a large cape and a wide brimmed hat with lots of throwing knives all over me please confirm you’ve heard of me im trying a new character it’s important

you’re telling me bella lugosi is dead when we can clearly see on film that he is a dracula? yeah, i don’t think so bud

the best thing about accidentally sleeping through a day is when you wake up everything is working properly and your posting website isn’t struggling in the least

i didn’t mean to sleep to 16 hours but i’ll assume i needed it

My name is Dutch and i like to Futch

i think one really cool sword is better than two swords and i don’t care who knows it

The Forlorn Shorty

can’t believe so many people in the past got old without postin about it

if using an ai image generator makes you an artist, than sending one of these to run a race makes me an athlete

This is the new national anthem they just announced it

preparing a post to surpass metal gear

pete hegseth now reading from Austin 3:16 before press conferences

a random person on the street hittin you with a frown and a thumbs down would be insanely devastating

one day ted cruz is gonna fall hard and burst open, spilling all of the bugs he’s full of everywhere like oogie boogie

really a missed tie-in opportunity

Damn he just like me fr fr

i want to make one of those big chinese dragons that 20+ people carry in parades but instead its a huge veiny dick dancing through the street

here’s an unsolicited dick pic

why would i care about a princess when my queen right here before my eyes

boondocks saints is the most divorced guy movie on earth no question

the pope do be weak on crime tho

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

how the fuck i’m tryin to be this weekend

somewhere in an attic clavicular has a portrait of himself that looks like gollum and becomes more hideous every day

flesh kite, the kite you can love

if you’re a gamer it’s now illegal to say pwned so don’t do it especially not towards me after i lose terribly you’ll go to jail