drake a dumbass name

Imagine losing the super bow lx

Fuck dunk and donuts fuck all boston teams red sox last team to integrate eat shit

Mark walbert praying all embarrassing an shit

🚨BREAKING🚨: Dunk and Donuts announces all locations CLOSED Monday in mourning

Tom brady I heard Giselle is happy now dude

Dan snyder is watching this somewhere thinking: this could have been me

Congratulations, Pete Carroll, Super Bowl Champion once more

I love that the Seahawks are just little Kicker perverts

Wow. Bobby kraft kys. Embarrassing.

Uhhh does anybody know what that guy was saying?!?!?

More like TOAST Malone hahahahahahahaha #Budlote

The Pats are doing this for Aaron Hernandez and Jeffrey Epstein

(Me, listening carefully) the game needs to be cleaned… with soap… like soup—souper bowl sunday… taint hole

Bryan gosling as tom cruise is crazy imo

This sport sucks so much man lmao

Italian guy watching the olympics and the super bowl at the same time

‘Bowl’ just a deeply embarrassing term for a sporting event

Dr. Oz doing the Nerds by Wonka juicy gummy clusters commercial was crazy

guy @guy1.bsky,social * 4 hours i will never stop saying crass bandicoot 💬 🔄 🤍 billy badass 🇺🇸 @billyrap,bsky,social * 2 min Looks like dak prescott out there 💬 32 🔄 97 ❤️ 785

Say what you will about his methods, it is just incredible what Pete Carroll has been able to do with this Seahawks team

Telling my wife we don’t need to pay the mortgage cause I got a four-way parlay on The Big Game

Quarterbacks wear the headsets in their helmet so they can hear if they’re covering the spread or not in real-time

They got insoles make you taller now

The Golden Globes is lit rn

Imagine losing the coin toss at the Super Bowl

She Joe on my Montana til I honorary captain

America the Tootiful

That green day guy looks like rod stewart

Green day. Lmfao

I have, at three distinct points in my life, in three distinct places, had three distinct persons stop me in the street or whatever to ask me “where are the people?”

Absolutely positively obsessed with this bit which I will be abusing henceforth

“I don’t know. I just got here.“ okay. I don’t need the story of your life, man. You don’t know. Period.

‘A dutch oven’. Okay. So a pot,

Prayerfully Hitting it from behind

The Homie who Doesn’t Know, He Just Got Here

‘Arrivederci’ is such an insane thing to say to someone

At long last,: The Pooper Bowl

Humgy

espn: (unprompted) you guys want to gamble on some skiing?

Mine Mom

Sucking a dick sideways like a flute

Al Bundy is the serial killer, right? I don’t get why folks are so into that stuff

I love when people Stan bad music. It’s like, yeah dude, owl city does go hard youre right

Every Friday afternoon around like, 3 or whatever, I just stop whatever I’m doing and hold the laptop power button down until it dies

Dudes with amnesia be like "I don't remember that" all the time. Lmao idiots. I do.

The opening ceremony is like if snl was good

Gee I sure hope my team is in the Super Bowl next year. Yeah you gonna have your Huggies on? lmfao

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