Checked that flip guy’s account and I already had him muted (pats self on back)

I never thought Trump actually believed in heaven, but if he does and he also believes he won’t go there, that’s really funny to me.

Q: How many cats are in the box? A: There are two cats in the box.

Just heard someone on a podcast pronounce HR Giger’s last name as “Guy-ger” instead of “Gee-ger” and the “HR GIGER NAME MISPRONUNCIATION” alarm in my house went off

Fine, I’ll leave

I keep taking pictures of him and he keeps looking at me like 555 come on now

Referring to myself in the third person as “the kid” in the job interview

Head banging cat🤘

My public restroom etiquette is simple. If my dick is out I don’t want to talk to you. You can talk to me while I’m washing my hands but I still won’t like it

So anyway, what’s going on over here

I have DUMPED this LOSER SITE!!! I am a MASTODON USER NOW and I will ONLY POST HERE when I experience TECH ISSUES that prevent me from seeing my TOOTS!!!!

Hearing a song covered by Weezer is like seeing a meme by a Democratic politician

I’m going to conduct a scientific experiment

“Bless You” Culture is simply out of control

Apply gentle pressure against the back of the cat’s cheek to initiate air chewing

Just out of frame: yogurt

Cute lamp

this stupid protest sign from Deus Ex Mankind Divided turned out to be prophetic

Calling an AI a word like “clanker,” or whatever, isn’t offensive for being a slur. It’s offensive because it sounds like the person saying it is trying to talk like a Star Wars character and that’s really embarrassing.

Would you pet this dog?

O ye of little faith? No, me of little faith

He is the night

Va Va Voom!

Jay rn

sorry, can you lock your door again? im leveling up my lockpicking skill.

Jay is brat, get with the times 🤣🤣🤣

Better grab your Chupa Chup before the cat gets to it

Too much cat for one box

Seems like there would have been some big NYPD Blue reunion show by this point. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want it

I’d be willing to bet a lot of people on here were told they were gifted at a young age, and they feel as though their life has been hampered at least a little as a result of being told to look at life and education through that lens.

😸

happy spooky season!

Jay pulls off her mask to reveal she was Linda Yaccarino the whole time

Guess who won the staring contest

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I am ANTI PARRYING GOD made gravity so we could ROLL WITH IFRAMES ❌hitting a sword with another sword that I can never time right ✅rolling like Christ intended

As the saying goes: tug on the chode, prepare for the load

The Unabomber was on Spaced???

Hermit Cat

I predict Kirk’s widow will one day marry Chris Pratt. He’ll divorce that Schwarzenegger woman.

A cat resting on a blanket that is on a rope bridge, giving me “don’t touch me” eyes