The new slay the spire is like an os update, but weirdly that’s a compliment

Real ones hate springing forward because it robs us of an hour of our late night shenanigans

In conclusion, Breaking Bad is a land of contrasts

Conservatives will hold their noses and vote for whatever guy is on the ballot even if his policies contradict the beliefs they claim to hold dear, just so they can win. Liberals are jealous of this behavior

No one understands politics anymore. This is not how it has ever worked. Come on.

Every woman at the Nine Inch Nails show is dressed up and looks like a Literal Goddess and every dude is wearing their favorite tee shirt

It’s worth mentioning that this isn’t like new management or anything. This is a quote from the guy who directed Monsters Inc.

Prayin’ at the Pump (that my card doesn’t get declined)

Is that Tom Hardy

things are going well in the “grandparents who can’t see their grandchildren” Facebook group

I don’t like it when titles of things start with gerunds. Sounds very crass to me

The cat has granted you her attention.

It’s cool to be rooting against your own country in a world war

WiFi burrito…internet. Broadband…fiber-FIBER BURRITO (poop joke). Poop burrito

How are parents supposed to make an informed decision when they have doctors telling them to vaccinate their kids while also considering the guidance of the government, whose spokesperson just emerged from a creek wearing only jeans and is telling them to feed their child lard and heroin instead

What the fuck is happening

I hear the new Xbox plays Xbox games, 🤩 WOW!

yt clearly knows the life hacks i need

When a dad gets the zoomies you’re gonna see a

This is cool because these two never hang out together like this. It would make more sense if you knew them

"Momma I was to have some Mister Bungle" Momma: we have Mister Bungle at home (It's the Red Hot Chili Peppers)

Caught a glimpse of the elusive “El Chico” this morning

I love it when a director’s filmography looks like this

throw it

microsoft's announcing windows 9 this friday #sneakpeak

Scrolling through my timeline and imagining this Chotiner person looks like this

Worked in a GM plant and idk never asked

I’m the goon in Arkham Knight who whispers to his friend, “I hear the Batmobile uses non lethal rounds,” before getting blindsided when Batman drops from the top of a skyscraper and turns my spinal column into dust.

The CEO of the company I work for just walked through the room wearing a Gulf of America sweatshirt 👍👍👍😎🔫

Urinals are just toilets who are picky eaters

Very normal thing for a person to say

A guy is standing at a toilet and taking a comically long piss. It reminds you of a scene from a movie. What is the movie?

One of my favorite things about this website is when dweeby has-beens get soft-canceled for being wet little babies

Step 1: Write a book with a title "Thing of Thing and Thing" Step 2: Get punched in the stomach by me

being alive is pissing me off

if you politically understand men as innately evil, that's gender essentialism and an intrinsically reactionary view that posits the oppression of women as inevitable while fundamentally misunderstanding quite literally all of oppression as a whole

I’ve had to see enough photos of Trump and hegseth to know that pic of them through the window is fake. It’s really obvious, too

It is a good day to honor my uncle who somehow got his legs run over by tank in the National Guard.

Height mogging that stumpy little bitch M Bison

hey babes you got something on ya face

lesbian bill maher

These democrat politician posts are all like “so umm…that was a choice”

Not to be overly contrarian but the Viet Cong have no gas at all. No air defenses whatsoever. Best they can do do is hide in the jungle and set up traps, they can't do shit.

Going online to scold leftists for cancelling Noam Chomsky