the way steven seagal says this sentence is unbelievable

A box built for 2

The definitive millennial song is an improperly labeled track you downloaded off Kazaa and felt like an idiot for believing was real

Sometimes I’ll delete a post within seconds if I don’t get any feedback. Why? Because I’m INSECURE🖕🖕🖕

I think Rod Dreher is DJing this wedding

THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED, PILK IS REAL NOW

Saddam Hussein se ele fosse um Pikmin 🌸——██▅▇██▇▆▅▄▄▄█

I like it when an esteemed actor and director are doing promotion fora movie and the actor is like, “I play make believe for a living. A child could do my job,” and the director has to sit there and take it.

I’m serious about this.

The Democrats tried that for a week and it was too effective. Not gonna happen

Sorry I didn’t finish that project, boss. I’m still in my flop era

someone should make a roguelike deckbuilder with hideous graphics

guy who hates Ted Turner for colorizing its a wonderful life and also forgets about Ted Turner creating cnn

Primed to strike

I pet two cats and then I pet two more

🫳 😺😺

Busting into the work group chat today going “NO STAR WARS! If I see a STAR WARS reference I will FREAK OUT!!”

This country’s divisions could be mended if only Bill Clinton chose to pick up the saxophone again

Jiffy lube bird mural

Did Josiah Hughes write this?

I'm standing on the roof of the world

When he is good and pure of heart vs. when he is being deceitful

Jump scare when I look at the Bluesky villain of day’s profile and see the words “follow back”

Newscaster voice: the kids are calling it “mogmaxxing”

My boss asks me over video chat if I’ve been working this morning, or playing with cats. I say I’ve been working. “Let me see your hands.” I hold my palms up to the webcam. “Turn them around.” I turn my hands around to show all kinds of little scratches on the back of my hands from playing with cats

I had to apologize for interrupting her

Caught a glimpse of the average American psyche

The plan was to use this last attempt as a means for the admin to further clamp down on civil rights and ratchet up the authoritarianism, but then he immediately started talking about the fucking ballroom and they were like, “ah, we’ll do it next time”

This stamp on my hand looks like the binding of isaac. idk what it’s supposed to be

got a handful of moots with this guy and I'm not sure if yall are aware of his *extremely* recent past. (ran a revenge porn website, was a far right candidate in Arizona in 2019, etc) bsky.app/profile/crai...

If I didn’t know any better, I’d think some people actually *want* to get mass cancelled on Bluesky. That couldn’t be true, could it???

Happy Lazy Sack of Shit Sunday

This is by far the funniest picture snapped during this whole farce

It looks like a dog shat out a Subway bag as it was walking through the mud

omg Taylor Lorenz jumpscare

Praying 4 Kash 🙏

My boss is messaging me on teams

Welcome to Bluesky

Everyone who posts about Hasan Piker on this website writes in a way that makes it seem like they just suffered a concussion.

Look at that tongue loll

The deep thinker

You mess with Spiderkash, you get the webs

:(

I just joined this squirrel’s covenant

I’ll save you the trouble of watching this YouTube video. The numbers are: 17, 536, 8, 3090, 72, and 5.

rofl and also lmfao