I put my phone away for two hours and when I come back everyone’s talking about the Vietnam war. Come on, folks it’s Friday

IF WE LOSE WE ARE ALL GOING TO JAIL -GOP

The stench of death and defeat wafting from this image reminds me of when Dick Cheney endorsed Kamala

It’s fair that people don’t know that Newsweek’s tone has gotten overtly right wing because it’s waiting room garbage that everyone has tuned out over the years, but heads up: it’s bad!

If you guessed this mentions Chapo and Bernie-bros in the first 150 words you win another year in eternal 2016. www.liberalcurrents.com/the-dirtbags...

I’m satisfied with these results

Am I missing something or does this guy want to fuck a fish

Fun looking bugs. No idea what kind of bug they are but I like them

If you didn't cry during Young Sheldon, you have no heart. If you didn't laugh during Big Bang Theory, you have no brain.

White people love to tier ethnic foods

hey look a brit opinion on food

Yep, checks out

For me?🥹

This website is going to be more fun when Biden dies than when Trump dies (both of natural causes, rip of course to both)

people reading Dante’s Inferno in 1321

One of this stupid ass website’s dumb fuck rules is that you can’t wish harm on someone, which doesn’t actually mean anything but the dipshits who made the rules put it in writing. Tough break, poopshat.

You’re my butterflone, sugar baby

Podcasters are a superstitious and cowardly lot

Trying to remember the last time I witnessed someone publicly apologize for anything

when people are posting promo for wacky new stream ideas to get attention because their numbers have dwindled again do they ever think about doing something else to pay the rent?

BREAKING: I have spotted a fan of the multimedia property “Ghostbusters”

If enough people like this post I will give my honest assessment of DBJ

Eating a big carrot instead of remarking on ppl asking for money online

Maris one is on point though

I was at Costco earlier and they had their set of core values listed on the wall, and the first one was “obey the law.” I don’t think that should count as a value.

sure would forest

puking and crying and throwing a little fit after seeing a double rainbow

Can’t seem to find my dog anywhere. He must be hiding

i don't deactivate my accounts to avoid the mods, or dodge bans, in fact, i do it cause none of this shit matters

Subtle yet meaningful progression

chomp

Cardinal chilling on a pole

They caught a glimpse of me on the other side of the portal and their worldview has been shattered

Get his ass outta here!

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Oops, forgot to check the box on my AT&T profile that says “My Father is Dead” 🤦‍♂️

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Found the most badass car in the world today

THANK you, KTLA

Crash (1996, d. David Cronenberg)

Toilet bowl full of vomit with a hint of juniper

This is me btw

When clouds resemble mountains 🤌

the nasty drink in Chicago

Dead Rally’s