yawn incoming

People are comparing Bovino to a Ren and Stimpy character and that’s fair but may I also suggest fire marshal Bill

2026

Inspired by Iron Chef, I will be constructing a sumptuous, multi-course meal around a single can of nacho cheese

Louvre worthy

🥔

Her face when she gets caught wearing another cat’s tail as a scarf

She gains her light calico markings by chomping on the darker calico and sucking out some of her calico essence.

This is how she looked at me after I told her it looked like she had a penis on her face based on her markings

Who do you think is the richest Mr. Show alum? Odenkirk seems correct at first but Tom Kenny’s got that SpongeBob money

peekaboo

Spermadeath mode

If I were Joe Biden I would post something really snarky about outliving Scott Adams

No heirs, huh

Explaining to my enemy that his actions are pushing the Overton Window unacceptably toward the unthinkable and receiving a heartfelt apology in response

Love the new “What’s up” function on the app because I kept forgetting what button to press to do a post

(me watching a Progressive commercial that’s entirely AI generated) “Even ads used to be better. They’d hire a real actor instead of doing this fake shit.” (me watching the next commercial, which features no egregious AI and stars Luis Guzman, but advertises Fanduel) “This is actually bad, too.”

sick dilbert guy obit

Or as I called him, Scott Christ

🫳 🐱🧵…

This cat is so angry right now

cat butt

❤️

Man, I don’t know if I’m gonna get this pizza

This kitchen floor tile is giving me a cutesy little smile, likely in an attempt to mock me.

Oh please god help clippy