Watching #UHF for the first time in years. A scene with @emophilips.bsky.social and @weirdalyankovic.bsky.social scene is like a Larry Bird and Magic Johnson pairing in the Gus Macker tournament of comedy. #ClassicFilm

now is the autumnal equinox of our discontent

Ye o’ Saint Louis! On September the 26th, I’ll be but a pleasant eight-hour stroll from you. www.cityofedwardsville.com/CivicAlerts....

Playfully attempting to distract “Weird Al” Yankovic as he dials 911

I’m ecstatic to be going on the road with one of my closest and funniest friends, real or imaginary: the perpetually ebullient Tim Cavanagh (represented here by the tiger); prowl for the particulars at www.emophilips.com

Ye o’ Saint Louis! On September the 26th, I’ll be but a pleasant eight-hour stroll from you. www.cityofedwardsville.com/CivicAlerts....

No man is poor who has a cameo in a comic book about a ventriloquist

Emo Philips: a true SICKO. @theonion.com @emophilips.bsky.social

Sept 26 I’ll be at an opera house in Edwardsville, Illinois (near St Louis). I’m torn between singing every part from Philip Glass’s Einstein on the Beach & doing my act. No need to decide now: that’s what coin tosses right before showtime are for. www.emophilips.com/shows

Each & every show comes with my “no cannibalism” guarantee

LOOMING GIGS www.emophilips.com

Hello! For the purpose of preserving history, I am lobbying to get my website, www.emophilips.com, into the vintage website museum: www.webdesignmuseum.org/all-websites; any help at all in this crucial cultural endeavor would be deeply appreciated

The “Emo Philips: Guaranteed No Cannibalism” Tour will be Septembering in Chicago, Logansport (24.3 miles N by NW o’ Kokomo), Cleveland, Edwardsville (277.1 miles SW o’ Kokomo) & Mason City (225.1 miles almost due W o’ Kokomo); frolic in the particulars: www.emophilips.com

Genuinely, Emo is one of my favourite stand-ups.

It went so wonderfully last night at the Bricktown Comedy Club in Tulsa that the owner wants me tonight as well, as originally planned.

As it’s not easy “getting out the word” about live performances these days, I humbly beseech you to join my email list, so that you need never fret about missing a nearby show of mine unintentionally. www.emophilips.com/shows/proxim...

What luck! I just so happen to be in Tulsa Thursday night and Oklahoma City Saturday night. So I get to see @emophilips.bsky.social twice!

Cleveland peeps, if you don’t know, well, you should.

Happy 4th of July (Orthodox)

It’s been so long since “Weird Al” & I filmed UHF that I hardly recognize us here. The joyous news is that I’ll be returning to Tulsa, where UHF was shot, to play the Bricktown Comedy Club on July 17 & 18. (I’ll be at the Bricktown in Oklahoma City on July 19, if you’re barred from the Tulsa one.)

Go see Emo if you can. By any means necessary.

One of the only comedians I've happily seen multiple times. Emo is good people.

Dear Flight Attendants, No eggnog? Just say so. No need for that look.

I’ve added a show in Cleveland to the none I had before: hilarities.com/shows/321767

Thank you, Casper! (Credit: Emily Kaye Wilson)

Just got home from watching two absolute legends — @emophilips.bsky.social and @pattonoswalt.bsky.social — at the Rialto theatre in Casper, Wy. Yes at the 6:30 show I don't do late nights. Both did an incredible set, and I didn't realize how much I needed to laugh like that. Thanks!

I have now played all fifty states!

Tonight’s show in Casper could not be more momentous for @pattonoswalt & me: after it’s over, he & I will have each played all 50 states. Will this be but a joyous personal milestone for us? Or will it usher in a new cosmic age? (Please don’t get sore if an apocalypse ensues.)

In ´22, I tweeted that I had played every state save Montana & Wyoming. @pattonoswalt.bsky.social responded that those were the only ones he’d yet to play. In ‘25, we had an inspiration. Bozeman: The Elm, May 15 Casper: The Rialto, May 16-17

Whatever your answer might be, it won't top this bit by @emophilips.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcLh...

I ♥️ Emo! You will too if you see him live on stage. Legend.

Please kindly click www.emophilips.com for clues

It meant a lot to me to see @emophilips.bsky.social tonight in Kansas City - and to get to share that experience with my daughter. We laughed very hard and I am very happy. I hope to repeat it some time in the future. Thank you thank you thank you

It was one of the best times I've ever had in my life! You're just as funny as ever! Thank you for coming to KC & for loving my Amish headband. 🤣🤣🤣 Honestly laughed beyond crying & sides hurting. I didn't know before tonight that stage of laughter exists.

my kansas city shows commence in but one seventh of a fortnight; delve: thecomedyclubkc.com/events/108357

We met and spoke with @emophilips.bsky.social at a @alyankovic.bsky.social concert after they both killed at the show, and both were the loveliest, kindest guys ever.

I can’t wait to perform in Kansas City with my super-extra-hyper-special guest, @myqkaplan.bsky.social (depicted here as a tiger). Delve: www.emophilips.com

I told the Riot Fest promoter he needn’t make a big deal of me, but he insisted.

In ´22, I tweeted that I had played every state save Montana & Wyoming. @pattonoswalt.bsky.social responded that those were the only ones he’d yet to play. In ‘25, we had an inspiration. Bozeman: The Elm, May 15 Casper: The Rialto, May 16-17

I have my tickets purchased!! In the 90's, as a teen, I watched my uncle's videotape of your 80's material as many times as I could every time we visited them...probably 25 times, at least. It never got old & to get to see your show now is a deferred childhood wish fulfilled!!

I’ll be in Kansas City (with the marvelous mirth-purveyor, @myqkaplan.bsky.social) in but 1.5 fortnights; delve: www.thecomedyclubkc.com/events/108357

Bozeman, Montana and Casper, Wyoming—we’re finally coming your way! Catch me and the legendary @emophilips.bsky.social on a mini tour hitting the last two states I’ve never performed in. 📍 May 15 – Bozeman at The Elm 📍 May 16 & 17 – Casper at The Rialto Grab your tickets here: pattonoswalt.com/tour/

I’m wicked ecstatic to be coming to the Boston Comedy Festival! Saturday, April 5th, 2025 at the crack of 7 PM Rockwell Theatre, Somerville Delve: www.emophilips.com/shows/event/...

My deepest thanks to Randy & Kristy Pitchford for letting me drive their exquisite motorcar, which I got up to over 800 MPH — factoring in, of course, the rotation speed of the earth.

Last night I watched @emophilips.bsky.social drive a Rolls Royce and now I have nothing left on my bucket list.