@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday. Post-holiday realization that we’re missing some laughter around here. Pic from a show Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington a few years back.

Forget the study — where can I get a hat like that

I have been camping the Helium St. Louis event page for MONTHS and @emophilips.bsky.social tickets are finally available! It is literally the only thing I care about going to this year!

throwback thursday

Pangea - Love it or Leave it!

*old man voice* KIDDO, I REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD WALK FROM AUSTRALIA TO ALASKA, *AND* WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE LEGS YET, OR INDEED ANYTHING BUT A SIMPLE MULTICELLULAR STRUCTURE. BUT DID YOU HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT IT? NO YOU DIDN'T."

throwback thursday

Thank YOU, Jerry; I don’t always have the pleasure of touring with Tim, but we will be together September 30 through October 4, inclusive; to wit: www.emophilips.com

Thank you so, so, SO so much for witnessing my act; for those who’ve yet to, I’m performing all o’er America; to wit: www.emophilips.com/events

>Me whenever Emo Philips posts

THANK you, KTLA

Emo Philips was robbed of an Oscar www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYYu...

For those who haven't seen it - www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4Ni...

Ye o’ Wisconsin! Don’t miss me & Tim Cavanagh, represented here (and not unfittingly) by the Most Interesting Man in the World, in Appleton and/or Kenosha; to wit: www.emophilips.com/events

Wisconsin! Please don’t miss me & Tim Cavanagh (represented here by the pirate cat) in Appleton, Kenosha & Janesville; to wit: www.emophilips.com/events

the one and only emo philips! #art #digitalart #fanart #comedy

I had a question, but the name of the tour answered it.

I saw Emo Philips in Montreal back in 1986. I laughed out loud at every single joke he told that night. The comedy version of a perfect game!

272,400 minutes until I see @emophilips.bsky.social in concert.

New Orleans! www.emophilips.com/events

The "Emo Philips: Guaranteed No Cannibalism" Tour will soon be savoring its Louisiana leg: New Orleans, May 29; Lafayette, May 30. Partake: www.emophilips.com/events

We wrapped up the weekend with my all-time forever & ever favorite comedian, Emo Philips!! Thank you for being the best @emophilips.bsky.social ✨💚💜💙

If you missed Emo killing it today, abandon your family to the holiday and treat yourself tomorrow. So great to see a legendary artist in an intimate room, I didn't even miss the cannibalism.

Thanks to @emophilips.bsky.social for the fantastic Charlotte show!

Thinking about crossing the pond to see Emo. If he let's me eat his fingernails, would that be cannibalism?

If there's a meet and greet after your May 27th show, I want you to have my original doodle of "Emu Philips"!😁💖

198 days until I see @emophilips.bsky.social in concert.

Going to see Emo Philips tonight and if he does not look like this I will be mad

Chomp down on the particulars: www.emophilips.com/events

There are almost no other comedians who make me laugh out loud as much as @emophilips.bsky.social does. Great show tonight. Go see him if you get the opportunity.

With FDR & Fala after my first night of two at the Arlington Drafthouse (snapped by my new pal @wesjohnson.bsky.social; further photos of this nocturnal D.C. adventure can be found on his feed)

Epic night walking all over DC with @emophilips.bsky.social & @johnjudy.bsky.social. Good times! ☺️

The show was so good. Emo is at the top of his game. Can’t recommend more. Go see him.

So, so, so, so SO so happy you enjoyed me. And for those who have yet to witness my act, I’m touring all o’er the country; to wit: www.emophilips.com/events

ugh woke ruins everything

If I can just get past Kenosha…

I’m delighted you enjoyed me! For those reading this who have yet to witness my act, I’m performing all o’er America; for the show closest to your home, or farthest if you’re a fugitive, please gently click www.emophilips.com/events

Dear Flight Attendants, No eggnog? Just say so. NO NEED FOR THAT LOOK

If you live in Philadelphia, Baltimore, Arlington, Raleigh, Greensboro, Charlotte, Greenville, Atlanta, Birmingham, Mobile, Bay St. Louis, New Orleans, Lafayette, Appleton, Kenosha, Janesville, Osage Beach, St. Louis, and/or Peoria, I humbly beseech you to gently click www.emophilips.com/events

Emo Phillips blends the line of absurd ignorance and batshit crazy genius. I've listened to a few of his radio interviews and he is about as naturally funny off the cuff as they come. Truly one of the underappreciated legends of comedy.