Andy Warhol with Emo Phillips. Bc why not?

The “Emo Philips Plays Cities Where You’re Not Sure Which State They’re In” Tour is coming to Burlington, Portland & Springfield. www.emophilips.com/shows

The “Emo Philips Plays Cities Where You’re Not Sure Which State They’re In” Tour is coming to Burlington, Portland & Springfield. www.emophilips.com/shows

My personal favorite is this gem from @emophilips.bsky.social

Darryl, Emo, Larry & Darryl I can’t wait to see my old friends (not to mention the ghost of Walter Matthau) when I return to Vermont April 8. emophilips.com/shows

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! Best after-show,fan-interacting comic I’ve encountered.

@mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social is one of the three greatest living comics, alongside @emophilips.bsky.social and @stevemartinreally.bsky.social

Shannon! Home Movies! Crafted by super-Emo-Philiac Jennifer Huber! My new forever cap! All-cotton! I’ll shut up now.

@emophilips.bsky.social Saw Emo perform last night in Jacksonville, as funny as ever. Seen him four times through the years, always a joy.

Thank you SO so SO so much, Andrew. I vow to return to the UK, but this year am all o’er America; to wit: www.emophilips.com/shows/

Emo Phillips. Of hundred of comics I've seen, hands down the best. He had hundreds of people wailing with laughter literally rolling in the aisle. Amazing. Seymore Mace is the closest to that for a UK comedian.

Heart emoji!

Next week I’m in Jacksonville, Gainesville, Port Charlotte (apologies if you were expecting another ville), Marco Island (apologies if you thought this one, for sure, would be a ville — I admit, comedically this would have been the place for it), and Naples; delve: www.emophilips.com/shows

I hope Spamalot will eventually come to my home city of Mobile, Alabama; I got a ticket to see Emo Philips in May!💖

now is the vernal equinox of our discontent

After a wonderful weekend in Boca Raton, I made my way to the Amtrak Station (this is how I had pictured it in my mind) & am now in Winter Haven, where I’m performing March 20 & 21; after that I’m in Jacksonville, Gainesville, Port Charlotte, Marco Island & Naples; delve: www.emophilips.com/shows/

Thank you! But I also do seances for those who dilly-dallied.

After a wondrous weekend in Boca Raton, the Florida leg of the “Emo Philips: Guaranteed No Cannibalism“ Tour marches on, with legendary (I’m predicting) performances in Winter Haven, Jacksonville, Gainesville, Port Charlotte, Marco Island, and Naples; delve: www.emophilips.com/shows/

Just bought my tickets! can’t believe I will soon hear Emo’s enchanting voice in person.

thank you so, so, so, so, so SO much for spreading emophilia

I just saw @emophilips.bsky.social at the Black Box 2.0 in Boca Raton. If you're in South Florida he'll be there tomorrow night and Sunday. An astoundingly funny person, as well as being very nice. His opener, Lisa Corrao was very funny as well, so don't get there late.

You can find his upcoming dates on his web site, www.emophilips.com . Looks like most of the nation has a decent chance of witnessing one of the funniest people ever.

Exactly two decades (give or take a year) after my powerful Emmy-hoped-for Miami Vice episode, I’m back in Florida; please witness my act in Boca Raton, Winter Haven, Jacksonville, Gainesville, Port Charlotte, Marco Island, and or Naples. www.emophilips.com/shows/

I am a degreed philosopher. And I would like to point out how Emo Philips is not just a man who talks. He is a man who leads by example. This is a very powerful position. I wouldn’t judge him. If he just took a nibble. Sure. We can argue over purity tests.

The “Emo Philips: Guaranteed No Cannibalism” Tour will kick off its Florida leg this weekend in Boca Raton. It will then circle the peninsula; to wit: Winter Haven, Jacksonville, Gainesville, Port Charlotte, Marco Island, Naples. Bathe in the particulars: www.emophilips.com/shows/

The “Emo Philips: Guaranteed No Cannibalism” Tour will kick off its Florida leg this weekend in Boca Raton. It will then circle the peninsula; to wit: Winter Haven, Jacksonville, Gainesville, Port Charlotte, Marco Island, Naples. Bathe in the particulars: www.emophilips.com/shows/

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! I’m out of personal pics so this oldie-but-goodie will have to do. With @puddlespityparty.bsky.social (who also puts on a pretty good show)

Here’s an easy mnemonic to help you remember the 26 letters of the alphabet

I’m excited to be kicking off the Florida leg of the “Emo Philips; Guaranteed No Cannibalism” Tour: www.emophilips.com/shows/

Lovebirds of Florida! In March I’ll be in Boca Raton, Winter Haven, Jacksonville, Gainesville , Port Charlotte, Marco Island & Naples; peck out the particulars at www.emophilips.com/shows

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Philips Monday(already?)… an alternative view of our first meeting at Helium Comedy in Buffalo. What a wonderful door this opened!

I would answer but you know what I’m gonna say. If you do come to AZ, I’m gonna fly my sister out from the UK to see you - you made that much of an impression on us when you were on UK tv back in the late 80’s.

Although I fear that your kind words say as much about this decade as they do about me, they made my heart leap; for those who’ve yet to witness my act, my touring schedule awaits you here: www.emophilips.com/shows

Arrived in Albuquerque (for I’m performing at Hyena’s this weekend) and asked someone to take this picture of me. Then I asked another person; then another; and so on. But the sixth person agreed and as soon as I saw it I thought, CAPTION CONTEST! My best try: “Emo (22 X 3)”; can you do better?

My goal is to look like me as well; that’s why I work out in front of a mirror

This reminds me that I really need to see Emo Philips perform live before I die. Which, on the current trajectory the world is on, may happen much sooner than desired or expected

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Philips Monday! A New Years trip to Denver with a bonus. No chance for a pic with hm after,but the show slayed(as always).

Although I fear that your kind words say as much about this decade as they do about me, they made my heart leap; for those who’ve yet to witness my act, my touring schedule awaits you here: www.emophilips.com/shows

seeing Emo Philips live was a highlight of this decade. unspeakably good.

I’m deeply delighted you enjoyed my humble comedic stylings; and for those who have yet to witness my act: www.emophilips.com/shows

Also, I got to see @emophilips.bsky.social open for Weird Al in Ottawa a few years ago, and he was brilliant. Comedy that is so sharp. He's a bucket list comedian. Just go see him.

2.5 words: Daniel Day-Lewis

Explain to me how Emo Philips didn't win an Oscar for this www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYYu...

The two best comedy sets I ever saw live were Emo Philips and Emo Philips again. And I did see Eddie Murphy, having paid way more cash to see him.

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Emo Philips!

Floridians: Emo is coming to Florida! I'm sharing this in case the email warning from your local sheriff went into spam.