The “Emo Philips Plays Columbus, Fort Wayne & Toledo” Tour is delighted (& relieved) to be adding the following cities: Columbus Fort Wayne Toledo emophilips.com/shows/

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! He celebrated a birthday a couple days ago , wishing him many more! Here’s a pic from a post-show meet in New Orleans!

Happy Birthday to Emo Philips. Some say he’s a “stand up guy” … I say he’s a Sicko. @emophilips.bsky.social

Happy Birthday today to comedy legend and friend Emo Philips! @emophilips.bsky.social @pattonoswalt.bsky.social @bretsaunders.bsky.social

The “Emo Philips Plays Columbus, Fort Wayne & Toledo” Tour is delighted (& relieved) to be adding the following cities: Columbus Fort Wayne Toledo emophilips.com/shows/

Looking forward to seeing you live for the first time in Charlotte, NC at the Comedy Zone, May 20 at 7pm! I'll even post the link here to save you the trouble of posting it yourself, that's how excited I am: www.cltcomedyzone.com/shows/344610

Thank you both so, so much. For those reading this who have yet to undergo my show, my touring schedule is lovingly splayed out on www.emophilips.com

If you do you're in for a treat! Finally seeing @emophilips.bsky.social live at a small venue last decade was one of the best if not THE best stand-up experience I've ever had as an audience member. (the other two contenders: @mariabamford.bsky.social ~8 yrs ago, and George Carlin ~30 yrs ago.)

@emophilips.bsky.social if it weren't for Blue Sky I never would have heard of you. I spent the last 6 months scouring the internet for everything I can find and am enjoying every morsel. I just can't wait until I get to see you live.

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! Our second date to see our friend on his tour with Weird Al (such a tight show). This time in our neck of the woods-albeit still separated for social distancing.

Happy birthday to Phil Collins. If memory serves, he was discovered after a pairing with internationally renowned comedic genius @emophilips.bsky.social on Miami Vice. Then he made some albums or something. m.youtube.com/watch?v=jci5...

Had an amazing time with @skeptyk.bsky.social watching @emophilips.bsky.social, at Wiseguys comedy club in Salt Lake City tonight! He was so wickedly funny, and I absolutely needed the non-stop laughs. Such a perfect way to end the week! 💕

So great to see @emophilips.bsky.social tonight. Even better than seeing him? Hearing him. Smelling him was OK. He's one of the best joke-writers who ever lived. Seriously, go see him when he's near you and if you don't think he's funny I'll refund your money. www.emophilips.com

Took the eight year old to see UHF at the @hollywoodtheatre.org last night. Can confirm that the @emophilips.bsky.social bit still kills with the young-uns.

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Philips Monday! First Post-pandemic visit. Touring with his friend @weirdalyankovich.bsky.social no chance for a pic with, but this one seems appropriate.

Lovebirds of Florida! In March I’ll be in Boca Raton, Winter Haven, Jacksonville, Gainesville , Port Charlotte, Marco Island & Naples; peck out the particulars at www.emophilips.com/shows

Hello! This, by Steve Gianakos — whose work you might’ve marveled at at MOMA — is the inner-sleeve art of my first album, E=MO Squared; I humbly invite you to to listen to 6.374% of it. www.emophilips.com/video/audio/...

Peck out the particulars at www.emophilips.com/shows

ESPECIALLY me

I’m toying with making all my announcements Jeopardy answers

Can’t forget @emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! Drove through a snowstorm to Burlington Vermont for a special pre-Xmas treat! #BurlingtonComedyClub

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! Pre-pandemic Vegas (at Jimmy Kimmels comedy club).Front row surprise for our friend.

It’s therapeutic to be back in Casper, Wyoming. www.emophilips.com/shows

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social took this photo as we walked to our Casper gig last May; I never knew that, from behind, I look like a black bear trained to carry luggage. (Thank goodness it was out of season.) I’ll be back in Casper, sans Patton, Jan 9 & 10; delve: www.emophilips.com/writings/936

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday Winchester, Va; on the 50th anniversary of the first Moon landing! We were over-the-moon with laughter!

I’ve decided to kick off every year with a photo of me singing to a clown. @puddlespityparty.bsky.social

Happy New Year from all of us in Colorado, featuring special guest @emophilips.bsky.social! See him at @comedyworksdenver.bsky.social this weekend! He’s a genius!

don’t forget tonight to set your calendars ahead a year

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! We, oddly, did not get a pic with our friend after the 6th visit in Cumberland, Maryland. So here’s one from the venue with Emos foot.

If you live in Denver, Casper, Salt Lake City, Dayton, Canton, Columbus, Ft Wayne, Toledo, Albuquerque, Boca Raton, Winter Haven, Jacksonville, Gainesville, Port Charlotte, Marco Island, Naples, Burlington, Springfield, and/or Uncasville, please gently click www.emophilips.com/writings/936

Thought I'd share that I called over to say hello to you at a pub in Newcastle, England in about 1989 after seeing your brilliant show. I was a nervous young thing meeting a comedy hero, and you couldn't have been nicer, signing a flyer. Thank you for making a very nice memory. Merry Christmas Emo

I can’t think of a better day to wish you a merry Christmas

@emophilips.bsky.social EmoMonday. 5th pic from West Palm Beach, Florida;after a rainy drive across the state.

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! 4th meeting opportunity (in Fort Myers).

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! our third meeting in beautiful Charleston,South Carolina

t’s obvious the artist had never seen a real dragon

Bloomington, Indiana! Home not only to the Comedy Attic (where I’ll be Dec 5 & 6) but to the most inspirational (& heartwarming) statue ever: a pelican carrying a manatee.

BLOOMINGTONIANS: I will be sharing the stage at The Comedy Attic with national treasure, @emophilips.bsky.social! Join us, won't you? www.comedyattic.com/events/119385

So it’s NOT my imagination

got a new phone and it autocorrected "emo phillips" to "monopolies" smh, that's a steven wright joke

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday, our second meeting (Flat Rock, N.C. ) We traveled many miles to be entertained.

If you live in or near (plus I am now accepting under) Bloomington (the one in Indiana) please witness my act December 5 and/or 6; to wit: www.comedyattic.com/events/119385

“Regretting my third wish”

@emophilips.bsky.social EmoMonday! Our first meeting at Helium Comedy Club in Buffalo,NY.

Dear James, I’m so, so happy you liked the show; for those who’ve yet to see me, my schedule‘s lovingly splayed on my website; to wit: www.emophilips.com/writings/936

You can read Emo posts for free on this site, if you were wavering

11-23 is Fibonacci Day & I always fall into a spiral