Denver! I’ve 3 shows on NYE, the first being all-ages: the perfect way to introduce your young to Emo-Philia. www.emophilips.com/shows/event/...

Thought I'd share that I called over to say hello to you at a pub in Newcastle, England in about 1989 after seeing your brilliant show. I was a nervous young thing meeting a comedy hero, and you couldn't have been nicer, signing a flyer. Thank you for making a very nice memory. Merry Christmas Emo

I can’t think of a better day to wish you a merry Christmas

Denver! I’ve 3 shows on NYE, the first being all-ages: the perfect way to introduce your young to Emo-Philia. www.emophilips.com/shows/event/...

@emophilips.bsky.social EmoMonday. 5th pic from West Palm Beach, Florida;after a rainy drive across the state.

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! 4th meeting opportunity (in Fort Myers).

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! our third meeting in beautiful Charleston,South Carolina

t’s obvious the artist had never seen a real dragon

Bloomington, Indiana! Home not only to the Comedy Attic (where I’ll be Dec 5 & 6) but to the most inspirational (& heartwarming) statue ever: a pelican carrying a manatee.

BLOOMINGTONIANS: I will be sharing the stage at The Comedy Attic with national treasure, @emophilips.bsky.social! Join us, won't you? www.comedyattic.com/events/119385

So it’s NOT my imagination

got a new phone and it autocorrected "emo phillips" to "monopolies" smh, that's a steven wright joke

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday, our second meeting (Flat Rock, N.C. ) We traveled many miles to be entertained.

If you live in or near (plus I am now accepting under) Bloomington (the one in Indiana) please witness my act December 5 and/or 6; to wit: www.comedyattic.com/events/119385

“Regretting my third wish”

@emophilips.bsky.social EmoMonday! Our first meeting at Helium Comedy Club in Buffalo,NY.

Dear James, I’m so, so happy you liked the show; for those who’ve yet to see me, my schedule‘s lovingly splayed on my website; to wit: www.emophilips.com/writings/936

You can read Emo posts for free on this site, if you were wavering

11-23 is Fibonacci Day & I always fall into a spiral

Feast on the particulars at www.emophilips.com

Calling Ann Arbor, Cincinnati, Lexington, Nashville, and Bloomington: the “It’s the Adjacent to Thanksgiving Tour, Emo Philips” Tour is about to commence. www.emophilips.com/shows

Calling Ann Arbor, Cincinnati, Lexington, Nashville, and Bloomington: the “It’s the Adjacent to Thanksgiving Tour, Emo Philips” Tour is about to commence. www.emophilips.com/shows

Happy Halloween (Orthodox)

If you’re wondering how I’d look with a dueling scar

Feast on the particulars at www.emophilips.com

Happy National Cat Day

That Halloween I stopped Matthew Gray Gubler from terrorizing a tree

Happy National Pumpkin Day from my family to yours

I’ve seen @emophilips.bsky.social live a few times and he’s amazing. Still a master, hilarious and smart and weird in all the best ways. See him if you can!

Emo Philips: a true SICKO. @theonion.com @emophilips.bsky.social

Well, we're all doing that, for sure, on social media. My favorite tweet of all time was from @emophilips.bsky.social who said, "I like Twitter because it combines my two favorite forms of communication: texting, and throwing a note in a bottle out into the sea."

Had a blast yesterday at Riot Fest hanging out with some of my favorite artists. Thanks and much love to Sparks, Camper Van Beethoven, Mac Sabbath, Shonen Knife, Puddles Pity Party and Emo Philips for performing on the Weird World stage with me.

Delaware! I headline Arden Gild Hall this Saturday, 10/18! I am excited to return to where last year I opened for the hilarious Emo Philips and this year the also hilarious Samantha Ruddy will be opening for ME! If you are in the Delaware area (Delawarea?!), come on out! dice.fm/event/mxq8gv...

So is @emophilips.bsky.social , and everyone should know that, too! I mean seriously, if you have one you should have the other!

The “Emo Philips: Guaranteed No Cannibalism” Tour is celebrating the 12 days of Thanksgiving (I’m fairly sure that’s a thing) with shows in Ann Arbor, Cincinnati, Lexington, Nashville & Bloomington; feast on the particulars: emophilips.com

The sound quality is just as good as it was on the original Edison Disc

Thrilled that the outrageously original @emophilips.bsky.social is releasing his long-lost album “Emo” worldwide with Goat Song Records. Experience the playful, darkly absurd mind that @pattonoswalt.bsky.social called "the most brilliant joke-writer in the game". QR Code at the end of the reel.

Don't let anybody lie to you, this is the original Midwest Emo

I just learned Emo Philips is on blusky @emophilips.bsky.social

Blusies- @emophilips.bsky.social absolutely KILLED in Cleveland Sunday night! If you are lucky enough to have a show of his nearby see him.

now is the autumnal equinox of our discontent

Playfully attempting to distract “Weird Al” Yankovic as he dials 911

I’m ecstatic to be going on the road with one of my closest and funniest friends, real or imaginary: the perpetually ebullient Tim Cavanagh (represented here by the tiger); prowl for the particulars at www.emophilips.com