thursday

oh so just dumb luck these idiots didn’t shoot down a passenger aircraft

This is some genuinely psycho shit...

raise your hand if you want Bondi to live in infamy 🙋

A government of the assholes, by the assholes, for the assholes.

small crab eating a grape (important)

Rep. Jesús García comes out swinging: "You're one of the worst attorney generals in our history and an instrument of Donald Trump's lawless authoritarian agenda, and I'm glad the American people are seeing who you are."

You can’t convince me communities wouldn’t be better off with street gangs than with ICE & Border Patrol

There is literally no better example of textbook fascistic thinking than "Who cares about human rights when the rich are doing so very well"

More Americans work for Petsmart than work in Coal Mining

facts.

FAA Special Operations Support Center’s go-to guy Eric clears up the whole El Paso situation

I know it's cringe to be like "we are going to win" but when you have career DOJ prosecutors flipping sides and being like "I quit two weeks ago and I'm ready to burn this bitch to the ground" I don't know what else to say

I was the executive editor of InStyle for a slew of years and nothing I did there will ever beat this 🏆

Absolute fuckery. Fuck these fuckers. The midterms can’t get here fast enough

Of course I studied the classics.

Of course I studied the classics.

"Yeah, everyone just go ahead and delete TikTok now if you haven't already."

(The Swiss do not have a Prime Minister)

mmm grilled baby

They kidnapped this lady, sent her to another state, lied about her, and put her through hell. This administration needs to face real consequences.

With Valentine’s Day coming up… what’s your LEAST favorite romance in a sitcom?

Mr. Rogers, if he was alive today: Look for the helpers—and the queers

Q: Name three of the right’s most prominent supporters

Sir, I will personally get the word out about your approval rating and jobs numbers

I hate it when you offer your seat to a pregnant woman on the bus & then it turns out she isn't pregnant, or a woman, and you aren't even on a bus: you're alone at home making up things to get mad about.

I knew he looked like a perv!

Does anyone else, in response to their pet giving a random whimper, meow, or bark, lovingly respond “I know” when in fact, you actually…don’t know?

The thing with US reps sounding like Public Enemy songs all of a sudden is very welcome.

Kid Rock lipsynched and now they’re calling him Hillbilly Vanilli

[breaking up with an english major] me: it's not you it's me him: it's not me it's I

A state senate district in Texas swung almost +30 points and flipped blue last week. We only need to do HALF of that to elect Lemario Brown to the Georgia Senate. If you live in Senate District 18 early voting starts tomorrow 2/9 and runs through Friday 2/13. ✨Election Day is 2/17!

the thought of all these middle-aged creeps having to explain to their families why they're suddenly not going to dino-con is wonderfully calming

I enjoyed the Super Bowl halftime show but it would be nice if next year the halftime show was a plain black screen for fifteen minutes, giving football fans a quiet moment to contemplate their own mortality

Let tonight be the night it happens

Badassosauruses

This race seems about over. @electrek.co #$TSLA electrek.co/2026/02/09/b...

If Bad Bunny was serious about uniting Americans, he would have given his Grammy to Donald Trump.

Worth underlining that this is, like, a textbook conservative rags-to-riches personal-agency bootstrap narrative that‘s American as apple pie, but because he said it in Spanish, conservatives perceived it as a threat

What? That can't be right. Haven't they seen the president's plans for his special golden ballroom?

"My advice to Democrats would start with this: Politics in the age of Trump isn’t like curling. Don’t spend all your time sweeping and maneuvering. Speak out and fight. Be like Bad Bunny." Today's Morning Shots from @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social and @eggerdc.bsky.social:

nothing maga ever espoused even remotely touches the power or profundity of this simple message

PUT THIS IMAGE ON THE DOLLAR BILL Y’ALL 💵

is it too early to start lobbying for a Rosalia 2027 halftime show 💃🏻

true love 💞 so sweet

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

Trump is more concerned about an NFL kickoff rule than he is about your health insurance

Pedro Pascal standing on Bad Bunny’s porch is like the start of some seriously involving gay Halloween erotica and I need to read it RIGHT NOW

Cleated Rivary