just want to add, as a side note, that I find the “; &” to be a weirdly inspired punctuation combo. it has more of a musical value than a grammatical one.

the ONLY good news this week

me at the ophthalmologist

Kim Davis’s latest attempt to come for the gays fails but her mugshot lives on

Kim Davis’s latest attempt to come for the gays fails but her mugshot lives on

starting a gofundme to buy the dems some goddam backbone

Schumer’s a tumor. Remove him.

2 days ago?!? and now a full about face. what an embarrassment

DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie] SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in

new dart board just dropped

I know nothing is official yet, but I feel like I could throw up. Hi, this is me. 70% of my reliable teaching income next year will be eaten up by my health insurance, which I need because I'm chronically ill. I hope those 8 dems who voted yes never have a moment's peace.

I thought my new health insurance premium was going to be $350 per month until I got this letter informing me that it would be $1,228.28 PER MONTH. I CURRENTLY PAY $50. Is my math mathing? Is that.... a 2,356.42% increase? 2256.42%???? TWO THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED FIFTY SIX POINT FORTY TWO PERCENT😩

CICERO, IL — Trump’s ICE goons pepper spray into a family’s car and hits a 1 year old baby girl.

Fuck Chuck

to just concede your main demand? the WORST negotiators on the planet

think she pays alimony?

please let it be me

As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.

Kenneth Branagh: I will be the sexiest most scantily clad Victor Frankenstein ever! Oscar Isaac: Hold my pants.

sure, Jan

me at the ophthalmologist

lol she got his ass and he knows it

quicksand *sharing a hot political take*: let that sink in

I hope Trump will get to the bottom of who did this

and aside from the unhinged blackface, not even the faintest scar on that ear that took a bullet hmmm

💤 the government is closed, the president is asleep on the job, the Epstein files are safely hidden away. is america great again yet?

If you would like to tell Hochul to reconsider her stance on free buses, here's a simple script to use. Phone: 1-518-474-8390 Contact Form: www.governor.ny.gov/content/gove...

To be an artist

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

welcome to Target

#OnThisDay in 1895, Wilhelm Roentgen discovered x-rays and altered the course of medical history. Pictured: images from one of the 1st series of x-rays ever produced (just 2 weeks after Roentgen published his discovery). More here: publicdomainreview.org/collection/e... #WorldRadiographyDay

HOW’M I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP THROUGH MY MEETINGS WITH YOU OUT HERE MAKING ALL THIS RACKET

pitting art and artists against each other for awards will never not be insanely weird to me

Can my new gender be Battle Princess?

he isn't even sworn in yet & already we're getting forced sex changes

How much she looks like Helen Mirren.

how my skin feels when autumn kicks into high (and dry) gear

what do u imagine she was thinking about?

Oh please, this is “Finnegans Wake” and you know it!

hmm have we finally (finally!) reached the MAGA turning point?? the cult is waking up…

photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty

*walks into a Bath & Body Works* one working body please

Not now, carnivorous death ball

Trump made Canada great again

Tom Hooper's script would've been better if it was just this, frankly.

RFK Jr’s America

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