off to the 10am screening of The Odyssey

Happy 40th to “Aliens,” the best flick James Cameron ever made.

now’s a good time to remember that diarrhea is a water-based lubricant

Hey dykes wanna see my nikes

aka waiting on the subway platform in summer

because all three can be enjoyable and instructive? #BookSky

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

urban nature is always a delightful surprise. thanks #centralpark 🦅

Cause I'm freeeeeee Freeeballling

Sisyphus: big music fan Favorite genre: rock

I scream, you scream, we’re all screaming my god make it stop

Travis & Taylor’s wedding looks just leaked

Even this reptile seems to agree!

am i the last person to find out about this?? also: young knoxville could get it (and *still can*)

Watching SpaceX collapse below its IPO price.

“You said the 2020 election was rigged by either Venezuela or China. When you called that fella in Georgia pleading for 11,780 votes, was that part of the rigging, or part of the 6-year investigation? Just one more thing, sir, who was president while all this rigging took place?”

married hyphenates I’m still hoping for: james & ani difranco-franco aaron taylor-johnson & anya taylor-joy-taylor-johnson

*popping an edible* hey, it’s noon somewhere

1984 but everyone's just coughing and shitting themselves the whole time

My first search engine.

heading outside today in the northeast

someone actually bought a copy. sent from the wilds of Los Angeles 💞 #tayvis

Newsmax advocating for communism now.

Rep. Tom Suozzi (D-NY AIPAC) voted to fund ICE & give it billions. He held a town hall. Activists weren't having it. Needless to say it didn't go well for Tom. Never give these people a moment of silence. Ever. 📢 youtube.com/shorts/883aA... #AbolishICE

logging on. cheers, wildfire smoke

This is how to speak to every single one of those sycophants.

fresh produce in 2026:

I think we can see the playbook for this year's midterms.

brb gotta book a flight

bagged salads are cheaper than ozempic just saying

it was one of those nights. Randy Rainbow! damn, he sure knows how to find his light 🌈 @randyrainbow.bsky.social 💞

oh no biggie, just hanging with Amy freaking Goodman 👑 so humble and lovely, fighting for democracy every day. loved getting the chance to thank her 🙏

no my first name ain’t baby it’s Dick, Mr. Long if you’re nasty

Finally it's my moment to shine

The Feline Centipede

🎂 Happy birthday to this lil book. I hope young and young-at-heart readers find and enjoy it. It was a blast to devise and write. Please push it on the #Swifties in your life 🤪 #tayvis #booksky

Murray: Is it true that people making under $184,000 pay a 12.4% Social Security tax rate? Dahl: Yes. Murray: And what is the rate for someone making $1,000,000? Dahl: 2.2%.

Cats: The Jellicle Ball, last season’s best musical, will close on August 8. If you haven’t seen it yet, do so now or you WILL regret it. www.timeout.com/newyork/news...

you always know the right thing to say Robocop

Welcome to the meritocracy, Sen. Graham’s Sister

everyone’s talking about the hat but we oughta be talking about Andrew Garfield’s luxurious MANE

I hope we’re not done calling out this heinous man’s heinousness

RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill

mandatory reading

give a Peabody to the person who said Lindsey Graham came out as dead

winner 🏆

and also not so well apparently

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

📌Just in case a MAGA in your life is lecturing you about respecting Lindsey Graham and the dead. Have a good day, everybody.