"There is a lot more." Rep. Garcia shares the DOJ is hoarding files from federal Epstein investigations. "Photographs, possibly videos, they have information we need to actually bring justice to the survivors and to implicate the wealthy and powerful men that abused and raped children and women."

The future will be the last river being vaporized so that your personal Matthew McConaughey can gently urge you to end your life.

may every day be another wonderful secret

Finally a legitimate need for DOGE and it’s nothing but crickets

White Santa lady sends up a trial balloon in defense of child rape. They’re all ghouls.

This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.

the devil wears nada

any updates on this btw?

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

I just know they are in the files, too.

It's all there if people would just look

I love Ragtime unreservedly and I also recognize that it has like a dozen endings before it actually ends

The gun, it's smoking.

another day, another confirmation that the leader of the free world is a pedophile and still nothing will happen. i hate it here.

The Human Centipede, Parts 1 through 3, & Boss Baby

me scrolling through all these amazing northern lights photos when I should be sleeping

ah romance 💘

The fact that this, and every other Trump pardonee who has subsequently broken the law, has not ended Trump's political career, that it barely even registers on the national discourse, underlines just how far we are from a functioning democracy that values accountability.

imagine just how arch of a duke you'd have to be in order to get named the Archduke

a gay spin on demonic possession: The Same-Sexorcist

So looking at the actual SF chronicle article, the only place this song is accruing notice is on Spotify, which is easily gamed by bots. If I were an AI proponent who desperately needed to boost the validity of my investment, this is exactly what I’d do.

Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/

I've been seeing this headline floating around. To be clear: 1) This is "No. 1" on a miniscule chart, The "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, as in people actually paying money to download country songs which is a tiny amount of people 2) The actual consumers are almost certainly fake

Without comment

the only person worth a trillion dollars is the one who invents a machine that'll save you from ever having to see that orange face or hear that braying voice ever again

This is actually good spin, or would have been. But the fact that the Democratic cave happened without even a coordinated, agreed-upon message like this indicates the depth of the leadership void.

this guy knows

sure, Jan

Rosemary’s Lady

a gay spin on demonic possession: The Same-Sexorcist

On Veteran’s Day I’m sending out good wishes to all the people Donald Trump called suckers and losers

switching up the mood: what's bringing you some JOY today? I'll start. I'm doing a reading of my new play here in NYC next week and I've assembled a KILLER cast.

I’m so furious I can’t even find release in rage scrolling

just want to add, as a side note, that I find the “; &” to be a weirdly inspired punctuation combo. it has more of a musical value than a grammatical one.

the ONLY good news this week

me at the ophthalmologist

Kim Davis’s latest attempt to come for the gays fails but her mugshot lives on

Kim Davis’s latest attempt to come for the gays fails but her mugshot lives on

starting a gofundme to buy the dems some goddam backbone

Schumer’s a tumor. Remove him.

2 days ago?!? and now a full about face. what an embarrassment

DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie] SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in

new dart board just dropped

I know nothing is official yet, but I feel like I could throw up. Hi, this is me. 70% of my reliable teaching income next year will be eaten up by my health insurance, which I need because I'm chronically ill. I hope those 8 dems who voted yes never have a moment's peace.

I thought my new health insurance premium was going to be $350 per month until I got this letter informing me that it would be $1,228.28 PER MONTH. I CURRENTLY PAY $50. Is my math mathing? Is that.... a 2,356.42% increase? 2256.42%???? TWO THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED FIFTY SIX POINT FORTY TWO PERCENT😩

CICERO, IL — Trump’s ICE goons pepper spray into a family’s car and hits a 1 year old baby girl.

Fuck Chuck

to just concede your main demand? the WORST negotiators on the planet