the (diet) coke got me brave

nevertheless, humpday persisted

"Don't ask me to tell me a little bit about myself" says the exact same person who will probably go on to write a long personal essay about not being able to make friends.

super fucking cool that Kaiser raised my $20 copay for my HIV meds to $425

well yes i am dealing with the societal collapse buy getting new shoes and tattoos. listen Diane, i no longer use cocaine or drink tequila and this is harm reduction.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

we are not made to be scrolling through a timeline of murder, smut, and bad opinions on pop songs. we just aren't.

what’s for lunch?

glad the “but this doesn’t sound like dancing on my own😭” gays have decided to weigh in about Robyn’s newest songs

being dead serious when i say the Superman ensemble cast was better than Frankenstein

deeply unserious SAG nominations

“love is love” i say to myself as i give the worst movie ever 4 stars on Letterboxd

I’ve seen enough lol tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....

WE DONT WANT TO BUY GREENLAND WE WANT HEALTHCARE

*shouts in Cindy Wilson* "Tiiiiiiin dong...rusted"

is the Tin Man’s dong metal?

Meryl Streep will return as Madeline Ashton in #AvengersDoomsday

not now. I’m enjoying my 245pm emotional support snickers

When I ask about a new album from Sade

sorry for endlessly applauding your victories, commenting on all of your selfies and liking all your posts. it will happen again

yeah well considering the besties of the Hiltons, it’s not a shock

genson goon

best sandwich: grilled cheese worst sandwich: tuna melt third secret special sandwich: me between two bloomfies😌

spent a lot of time today planning little trips so I don’t kms in 2026 ✨

introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw: 🎸Garbage 🕊️ Stevie Nicks 🎧 jamie xx 🎤 Alison Moyet 🪩 Kylie Minogue

now miss mama just needs to drop your dates so this Sagittarius can buy plane tickets 🥺

“bye, bitch!”

❤️like and reskeet if you appreciate this song and the highly underrated record it comes from

very unserious work day but I’m coming into the agency to remind them what a boss bitch looks like

Joanuary 5th:

just secured the bag and got my tickets for JADE February 5th! so me being me, i waited, it sold out, a shit ton of tickets were released over the weekend and now I’m going for $25!

let’s fucking go!!

grinder scruff instagram deleted off my phone. for the time being, just sniffies, bluesky and letterboxd like our ancestors did

queef bourguignon

i’ve discovered (too late) that being around people is not the vibe today🥴

it’s coming! dumplingweek.com

just to even things out, someone now needs to kidnap our president and his wife. (but no take backsies🥰)

Joanuary 4th

super cute lil gathering for my 17th birthday with my queer sober fam today. with all the terrors we face on a daily basis, these angels give me a lot of hope.

i 🩷 this sweater (and you🥺)

anyway, hi. remember: your energy is precious and strictly for the VIPs. don’t give that shit away to anyone or anything that isn’t on the guest list 💅

first Julianne Moore movie of 2026

and now for an original rap song by moi: take yo meds and go back to bed

I miss early 2000s competition reality shows where two people who barely unpacked would get eliminated and forgotten about. participation medal competitions are so anticlimactic.

Cardi B is so entertaining. I’d basically pay to watch her go to trader joes or file her taxes

omg the Tomorrow Theater in Portland always has great free screenings and I’ve missed every damn one of them- UNTIL TODAY! I just got advance tickets for Pillion!!!

gee a whole lotta people who’ve never even left Incest Falls, Iowa are sure upset about the mayor of New York City

2026 energy:

[takes you up the butt] as a friend 🥺