apparently, according to HR, I cannot use JunglePussy’s bank robbery monologue from One Battle After Another as my outgoing voicemail message 🙄

anyway, good morning from war ravaged Portland

literally bro. do something. ANYTHING. fuck

Monday, all aboard

IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT KISS OF THE SPIDERWOMAN IF I HAD LEGS ID KICK YOU HEDDA

you know Ghostface would be annoying as hell on Letterboxd

i’m a ten but it’s short for attention 💕

I’m sure the racists over on Twitter are being super normal about Bad Bunny on the Super Bowl

only you can save us, baja blast pie

Better a Faggot than a Fascist 💪🏽😤♥️

I better see a drag king named Tyler Noll

more live war zone footage from Portland

ain’t nothing but me and thee daddies and the girlies at this 12pm showing of History of Sound

support local small businesses!

LIVE FROM WAR RAVAGED PORTLAND: I just saw a punk rock kid in clown make up and a tulle skirt roller skating down the street

rolling into a new week like

person: can I offer you some feedback? me:

I’ve never seen it before but I’m watching Blade (1998) for the plot. the plot:

oof these boosters are causing my soul to leave my body. this really bad Smurfs movie isn’t helping either

watching an important historical film about…Tinder

lol she’s so obsessed with us www.bbc.com/news/article...

vaxed, relaxed and looking for snacks

okay listen: i was NOT inspired by the trailers, generally the existence of Sean Penn in a film makes me run for the hills and tho i love PTA really didn’t like Licorice Pizza. so my expectations were low . but this move was a banger!⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

let’s fucking go! #OBAA

building community by posting butt pics 🙏

caturday includes Selina Kyle

this horny show

i’ll flap your jacks

it’s so dumb when far right weirdos call democrats “demonic.” like bitch I wish they were demons from hell. they’d at least get shit done

hang out with people who aren’t threatened by your independence✨

okay but i don’t have a pup 🥺

Friday:🥴

hot bitches use public transit. pass it on 💋

me listening to Mariah’s “I won’t allow it”

happy #LetterboxdFriday! the 90s vibes were strong with my #LastFourWatched 💻

I'm dying over Smitten Kitten (a sex shoppe) having to basically be like, "Google is lying about us having a glory hole." www.instagram.com/reel/DPACIxZ...

anyway…

now I’m not saying this will fix everything but it might help

listen, I’m fucking old so I’m going to an 11am 70mm showing of One Battle After Another on Saturday

uh a what kind of special announcement?

3 things i can talk about for 3 hours with no prep

very shocked that Debra Messing also signed this garbage

[techno music stops]: Y’ALL READY FOR THIS???* *a long cry in a hot shower?

couldn’t be happier that it’s cool enough to wear a flannel today

miss mama, an opinion is you like ranch for your buffalo wings and she likes bleu cheese. not whether or not trans people should fucking exist!!!

Larry also really enjoyed the Lilith Fair documentary, btw

Sarah McLachlan. that’s it. that’s the skeet

All amazing ideas, but I would also like to pitch.

idk what AI tool people are using to auto apply for jobs but as someone currently hiring new staff, I’d like to a say a very warm fuck you

bigger thought beyond the boycott: with Amy Poehler regularly beating Rogan in the ratings, I think we don’t need men to host anything. anymore. ever. replace Kimmel with Nicole Byer, replace Fallon with Keke Palmer and give Colbert’s spot to Chelsea Handler. bye white dudes 👋