you are never gonna make me hate gray drizzly mornings

list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong 1. ass pics as a humanitarian effort 2. quality locally sourced organic shitposting 3. nonstop fangirling for some actress in her 60s and forgotten old faggy movies

monday:

a chaotic thought i just had: cheesecake has a crust which means it’s actually a pie

@porterpizzazz.bsky.social @twrksumn.herblkstory.com @feralstreeep.bsky.social @sassyblackneighbor.bsky.social @buckygoodhair.bsky.social The girls just ain't stunting like this anymore! www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbyT...

Sunday snuggles with this guy

my top 5 movie genres. what are yours? - leading lady puts on some glasses goes to the library and blows the thing wide open - good looking people with collapsing mental health walk around a city - this house is evil but so is capitalism - unexpected dancing? fuck yeah! - queer supernatural shit

i refuse to mix and mingle to the jingle bell beat in November, Brenda Lee

deleted instagram from my phone for the 500th time

have a Friendsgiving with my queer meditation group today and I made a banging Thanksgiving themed shepherds pie 😋

me forgive and forget a transphobic, antisemitic, racist who heckled young victims of a mass shooting?

my uber driver is blasting “it’s all coming back to me” and singing along…at 1245am

there was this cute bearish guy alone in the theater in the row in front of me and he was crying too. i should have comforted him (with my butt)

well who fucking knew the director of Sentimental Value and Worst Person in the World was such a snack??! youtu.be/BpI1ULqygAU?...

Head game so savage he calls me Joyce Carol Throats

uh turns out I was not ready at all. holy fucking wow. such an incredible piece of work. Renate Reinsve gives the performance of the year . you know you’re watching a banger when you can hear half the packed audience crying (self included)⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

ready to get put through the emotional meat grinder

no I have not returned to using cocaine. I’m just a lil guy with a deviated septum and allergies who needs a prescription nasal spray🥺

oh challenge accepted.

one of the more wild letters to Santa that I’ve ever seen

my neighborhood queer sex dungeon/event space is having a gay Wicked themed rave, just in case you doubted that I live in Portland

share a Christmas movie

I’ve certainly smoked some Happy Rock in my time but it didn’t have a top hat

every dramatic trippy bit of camerawork in Die My Love be like

love JLaw, love Pattinson and Sissy Spacek is basically god but I didn’t totally love Die My Love. it’s giving “we have Melancholia at home.” banger soundtrack and Sissy and Nick Nolte are 🔥. ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Someone needs to make a documentary about this because if they are, frankly, it’s just disturbing

serious question: are straight people still a thing? follow up question: if so, why?

she didn’t come to Portland last time so I’m traveling to wherever to see Robyn if she tours for this record

my day has been giving you RENT with 500 21,000 600 meetings 🥴😵‍💫

Me anytime I see this bootlicker:

pickme says “pick me,” film at 11:00

why is she still talking? go home raise your kid. pick out sweater vests with your husband. but mainly? fuck off

happy #LetterboxdFriday! here’s my #LastFourWatched Noirvember style. plus a Thanksgiving movie themed Four Favorites!

RELEASE THE FILES!* *make 200 Cigarettes (1999) available on streaming platforms, preferably Tubi

the end of the rainbow being my condo seems correct

Mothchelle Branch Not my best work, but my brain said it, so I had to type it out.

a friend I’m kinda estranged from is having a performance this weekend. and I’d honestly love to see the piece he’s been working on since I saw it in its early incarnation. but it feels too heavily loaded and it then becomes about whatever’s happening with us and not his work. so I’m sitting it out🥺

don’t tell me what to do🥰

oh to be a Venezuelan poodle moth sitting on a branch🥺

since capitalism has basically collapsed, now is the time we need to give Black Friday back to its proper owners: goths

can’t stop, won’t stop

her openness about this stuff is so fucking punk rock and lifesaving

“it’s slobbering time!” - Ben Grimm/Thing when he’s about to suck dick

buffalo wings never left me on read.

me as a therapist: instead of being around your triggering family this holiday season, maybe try watching Todd Haynes’ underrated classic Carol instead?

extremely. I hope all my fellow ptsd survivors particularly victims of SA are taking extra good care of themselves right now🩵 something tells me we haven’t heard the worst of it.

🎶it’s raining them ☔️

YES

brb, getting ready to shit my pants all winter

covert operations as a baby gay to read my grandmother’s copies of horny, trashy books like Scruples by Judith Krantz and Hollywood Wives by Jackie Collins shaped me into the dumb queer slut i am today #grateful