19 year old straight valet guy is at it again. He comes in screaming how he hates homeless people cuz they stole his water bottle. I said did you see it happen? He says no but who else would do it? I told him he shouldn’t jump straight to blaming them because it’s convenient.

more young people need to be radicalized by having a slut era

I just got some rather jarring news. I just got my test results back from the doctor and it is as I feared I have tested positive for GGPS (Gorilla Grip Pussy Syndrome) please respect my privacy at this time as I figure out how to move forward in the wake of this development.

Reason # 100,672 that I know we’re cooked: Why does it feel like asking someone to stop using Amazon is like asking them to take a family member off life support

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We have this 19 year old straight himbo valet attendant at work who loves to talk about his side pieces and his motorcycle and I just wish he would shut up like I know I was bad at 19 but damn 😭😭

These illegitimate chucklefucks are still clueless about the WHCD shooter but always have time to storm a daycare

This is the most American thing ever and I say that with all the disrespect and derision it deserves

I had one of our residents come downstairs and loudly talk shit about some French guests right in front of them and then proceed to tell me how much of a piece of shit all French people are because their President said the EU should cut the US off and I had to just sit there nodding.

I don’t care about him or this country I want them both d*** but the President has staged 3 shootings on himself now and all the “opposition” has done is wish him well each time so this is totally what happens in healthy, functioning countries

gm America

Very this. Unless don’t want to hear another damn thing about it until it’s done!!

BTS is in Tampa tonight so despite work being chaotic I am enjoying seeing everyone’s concert looks

Getting caught up on shows after working for two weeks straight and I have to say Real Housewives of Rhode Island is GASSS

When a masc4masc gay hits me up? Babe I am a fagggg you’re barking up the wrong tree

More of this please!

America's two-party system or duopoly is one of the most brilliant tricks the American capitalist ruling class system ever pulled. So whenever capitalism fails, the American working class basically just blames the parties instead of the system itself. You see this from both blue and red maga voters.

Daily inspo to fight the patriarchy brought to you by St Pete sidewalks

Excited for Dawn, Crystal and Morphine but that’s about it. I stg that you should get ONE chance on All Stars 😤

25 years ago today straight millennials got their favorite perennial Halloween costume

Without saying your age post your favorite movie from the year you turned 18

Tuesday thoughts: If you haven’t cum inside each other are you even friends 🤔

Sums up my attitude on life in general suck hogs not souls 😌

Hurricane Nana is every day in Florida when you live across the street from an apartment building full of seniors who like to mix their meds with booze and take the golf cart out

Having this just down the street on my first day off for 2 weeks really doesn’t slay boots diva

its time for gen z to get really into death becomes her

The rotating blue maga genocidal democrat and liberal villain theory explained. There's always a blue maga genocidal democrat who votes with the red maga fascist republicans, in order to ensure that the republicans get what they want, which also always benefits blue maga's billionaire donors.

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo. It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

Very much this. This is exactly what America is and what it’s always been Trump just took the mask off

Spain is crushing it ⚡🇪🇸 Solar is delivering the equivalent of 27 nuclear plants during the day. Pumped hydro stores ~3 nuclear plants worth. Batteries already stepping in. This isn’t a generation problem anymore. It’s storage scale. Energy scarcity → energy timing. #BESS #Solar

Bluesky probably wasn’t invented solely for gays to flirt with each other but life finds a way

He’s still a Democrat so he’s hard to trust but it’s so refreshing to hear a major politician openly speaking about the working class and how policies should be focused on them. We see how he does as Mayor but he’s starting from a place most shitlibs won’t even dare to go

“Critics say targets LGBTQ people” No shit!!! I stg this guy could gun down black and brown babies on the capitol steps and the media would still be like “Was the Governor’s gleeful slaughter racially motivated? Here’s what critics think and the answer might surprise you” 😤😤😤

For those of you who may not know the Gulf coast of Florida is experiencing it’s worst top shortage of recent memory. If you or someone you know is a top whose under 50 please consider helping us. The bottoms are incredibly horny and are unleashing their bitchiness on an unprecedented scale

Love her and to see Florida queer excellence take the main stage!!

Mykie Meeks!!! 🤩🙌🏼

This season has been a lot but here we are! This last 3 are all amazing but I believe she is the most all around polished queen. Let’s show them what Florida queer excellence is all about!!

I stg these boomers at work have been testing me these past couple days…If yall see me in the news it cuz I finally snapped one of their necks!!

It’s been a long day at work so me and who?!? 😮‍💨

Enough with the Chris’s and the Tyler’s and the Nick’s!! I stg I’m gonna start culling boys for their basic ass names. I’m done keeping up with 5 Tylers 8 Chris’s and 6 Nicks!! 😭

do we need to give Bluesky a haircut so its powers are restored

bluesky down all day

I can’t stand yall 🤣😭

Was just giving a property tour to potential future guests and I walked face first right into two (2) tree branches and tripped over another one that had fallen

Bluesky still working better than the United States rn

Crazy how it’s always just one vote or a couple of votes that stop Dems from doing something but vote blue in November to show Trump!! We’ll get him next time!! 🙄🙄

Hate to always need to say it, but in politics violence is often the answer

This guy is like the Jerry Gergich of candidates just one disaster after another constantly but there’s no excuse dems won’t make to get their favorite nazi into office. This guy has repeatedly shown us what a calamity he is and at this point just give us Susan Collins and be done with him

Summer tan line progress hump day edition

I’m so proud of my bloomfs. I always see y’all on here calling out transphobia, liberal hypocrisy and capitalist lies, denouncing hustle culture and doing your part to bring down the system all while being unbelievably hot at the same time! Yall warm my gay, socialist, 🇺🇸-hating heart!! 🥹🥹🥹