Kissing-7 Nipple play-4 Sucking-7 Being sucked-7 Rimming-8 Being rimmed-8 Fingering-3 (not 💅🏻 friendly) Being fingered-5 Toys-5 Bdsm-never done it 🤷🏻‍♂️ Piss play-9 Dirty talk-10 Fisting-0 Being fisted-0 Topping-7 Bottoming-10 Cuddling-7 Stroking-9

Another Friday of having to appreciate all your beautiful fat cocks from afar instead of getting to appreciate how they feel inside me

Junior from the top rope. The shade of it all! 😆

‘Shut Up, Mother! Shut Up!’ Pleads George W. Bush To Dick Cheney Skeleton Dressed In Suit https://theonion.com/shut-up-mother-shut-up-pleads-george-w-bush-to-dick-cheney-skeleton-dressed-in-suit/

Lol.

Attention racists, nazis, bigots and others fleeing Mamdani in NYC. DO NOT come to Florida. There is a woke, leftist, gay demon with long claws (me) here who will get you. We have enough of you here as it and my schedule is very full. Thank you for your attention in this matter!!

Good morning, Bluesky

Corporate media is big mad tonight 😭

white men have been and always will be the biggest threat to democracy. white men believe that equality is oppression. Tell a white man “Fuck You” tomorrow.

I’ve never been so excited for a city I live 1,000+ miles from in my life!!

Fuuuuuuuck republicans losing makes me so hard 🥵🥵🥵

Yep put her in charge of literally everything

The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?

How I feel about yall

The cruelty really is the point. You’d think it’d be up to the stores to determine what prices they can sell their products at but it’s just more of that “small government” conservatives love

The hottest of the hot plus a porn site 😭

I’m so tired of people making excuses for Christianity and acting like Christian Nationalism is a new thing. Christians have used their religion to kill, control and destroy for 2000 years now. Christianity has never been anything but a source for power and has ZERO benefits for the world

I see the rest of the world moving forward and the US is shot out of cannon in the complete opposite direction towards the dark ages. It makes me feel so many things ughh I hate it here so much 😩

I don’t want to see any talk of Christmas until December yall hear?

This Aileen Wuornos documentary has me pissed off ughh. I always knew she got railroaded but I didn’t know all the details were this bad 😤😤

I stg if I see one more straight boy dressed as a straight out of the box pirate from Spirit Halloween I just might snap. I know yall are boring by nature but damn originality is not a crime!!

I just saw the hottest femboy working at Spirit Halloween. Of course they had the best makeup of anyone and when I asked for help their voice was even sexier. I’m gonna need a minute 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Happy Samhain to my fellow witchy girls and Happy Halloween to the non-witch hotties! 🎃👻

Not the most fun but I’ll take it 🤓

Some people need to hear this!

What are we all doing to piss off Christians today pretty boys

I have a sneaky feeling that if the language is French or German they’ll probably be ok with it

Some rare good news for your feed today

A progressive brown guy calls his dad’s cousin “Aunt” and it’s the scandal of the year but Trump breaks international law before breakfast and no one cares. I HATE THIS COUNTRY!!! 😩😩

As horrible as Florida is politically one thing I can say about it is at least it’s not Texas

Death to America

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“Moderate our agenda on unpopular items” here it is right from the horse’s mouth. Democrats are abandoning climate change, voting rights, abortion rights and queer people

I usually don’t fuck with normal types but I’m keeping witchy Teddiursa because he’s so damn cute!!

First person I ever told I was 26 and that went horribly so it took over a year to tell just one other person and that went ok. I was 29 before I decided enough was enough and was out publicly. It cost me all the friends I had grown up with but idgaf. I’m 35 now and never been better!! 💅🏻

Helen Sharp took the potion on this day in 1985 ✨

Let’s all thank @jokerpajamas.top for starting the tops show 🍰 trend. Really stellar work for a Sunday evening 😮‍💨😮‍💨

I guess I have less time to hook up with yall than I thought 😭😭

I enjoyed Weapons but I couldn’t help but crack up at the end when she’s running from all the kids and she runs through everyone’s house and destroys the neighborhood knowing she can’t get away 😭

I think it might be seeing all of your slutty little costumes that finally does me in 😮‍💨😮‍💨

11 years ago I said yes to this face at a pound in West Nashville and she’s been a dominant source of terror in my household ever since 😆😆

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My life dealing with this daily 😭

This whole fart discourse between Angie and Mary is taking me tf out 😭😭😭

I’m curious what yall think about this. I’m not gonna share my number cuz I don’t want it swaying opinions

Would love to have one of you hotties between my legs but I guess I’ll settle for this 😆

As usual yall have given me so much humpday content today I can’t decide which one of you to 💦 to