let's seem em, you and your ride

to those who still won't stop screenshotting tweets, firstly, stop going on there, secondly, at LEAST use xcancel.com / nitter.net instead (which are mirrors that don't help their analytics at all)

Happy birthday to the most gentle, kind, and talented human I’ve ever met, @mardukian.com. He’s been my number one supporter through every single significant challenge. I’m so privileged to have met him all of those years ago. I can’t think of tackling this crazy planet with anyone else. I love you.

bed again

Sitting at the airport departures lounge in my pilot costume a kid walked up to me and stared at me like this, I even said hey, how are you, no response, just staring from half a meter, then backed away slowly and walked off. Okayyyyy.

Jokes I actually wasn’t on a boat, it was a plane, I am a prankster!

im on a boat

“Jo Nesbø's Detective Hole is an upcoming Norwegian crime drama streaming television series, an adaptation of Jo Nesbø's Harry Hole novels, specifically the fifth instalment The Devil's Star.” HARRY HOLE 👀

I am exclusively 8.

me and bloomf

The way cuties never DM me messages like this is disappointing tbh.

It’s true though.

Yeah nah this is totally fine.

I will never not pronounce England “in-gah-land”.

Marlboro Man denies menthols handed out at school yards not designed to get young people addicted

I gotta ferry an empty plane back home today after maintenance. It’s Sunday. I should be sunning. 😢

good morning

It genuinely makes my skin crawl when I hear people say they’re going on a holiday to the USA.

If my name was Robert I’d call myself Throbert and I’d make people call me Throb for short.

The owner of the restaurant watching me press the “No Tip” button while paying because we don’t fucking tip in Australia.

Shoes on or shoes off in the house? Bonus question, shoes on or shoes off in the bed?

It’s always psyllium husk and never pseriousum husk hey?

Twinks Sans Frontières

wissywig

I’m hereby applying a 69% tariff on all skeets from this moment onwards.

this close 🤏

The way this song vibrates my core.

Switching my DMs completely off for a while because they have become a -task- lately. It’s called self care.

The way we know if someone is doing a stinky poo in the fwd lav on the Dash 8 cos the smell creeps into the flight deck tho.

I might do a one off stream where I just mess around in flight sim and talk rubbish at some point if anyone is interested. Very niche content.

Gear up.

“Persephone” 🗣️

“Nose dive!” “Barrel Roll!”

Flight Simulator: New Horizons

Do a barrel roll!

I’m going to play flight sim today even though I fly for real now. It’s still a great tool for practicing some procedures I can’t practice IRL with a plane full of flesh cargo.

It’s now time for my favourite meal of the day, ****** ****.

faces

You know, I’m somewhat of an awake person myself.

when you realise you left the iron on at home

The Pitt

It’s late but Happy Lunar New Year For the Year of the Horse I present to you ✨Prince Glimmerhoof ✨

P.I.M.P. by 88 Cent (adjusted for inflation)

Bluesky is a spectrum.

“May the 11 Herbs & Spices be with you”

Jedi Master Sanders over here disposing of his rubbish.

Australian TV:

The nerdier someone is the hotter they are. Peridot.

charizard after using ember