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Do yall pronounce Yoshi: Yo as in yo yo Yo as in yo mamma Yo as in yonder ???

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Median Strip implies the existence of a Mean Strip and a Mode Strip.

I express myself through expression.

I’m really hoping they announce the unfucking of Siri at WWDC because right now it sucks.

Got back into GTA RP today. It’s actually been forever. Was in world for 5 minutes and a gang rolled up on me and used me as a hostage for a robbery. They were not prepared for my improv skills.

Mariska hargitay!

Trixie & Focaccia

me opening bsky:

You can’t spell threesome without me

very->important->people

post a photo from 1654

I would like to buy a damburger.

Now that I have achieved the rank of Captain Daddy in my career I can now refocus my attention to being a pest on Bluesky.

post a photo from 2019

Okay yeah finale of Hacks was excellent. I love them so much together.

wyd?

I just hate it when my rocket explodes.

me kicking off my speed run of the alphabet

How are we all feeling about: Things.

I’m home!

I’ve y’all haven’t checked out my app @didpic.app go have a little squiz. It’s basically OG Instagram without all the faff and slop and it’s built on the AT Protocol, the network Bluesky is based on, so can login with your Bluesky account. It’s early access. It isn’t perfect. But check it out!

Two ladies at the airport talking in great detail about the collective consciousness of humans and how soon aliens will return to earth and we will awaken and be transported back to our home planets in the universe and the earth will disappear. Can’t wait to share a plane with them. 🫪

I’m at the plane station to take two planes home finally! I just know James is so keen for my chaos to return to the house.

goose

I passed my final line check. I am a captain now. 👉👈✈️👨‍✈️

me checking what’s in the toilet after I visit:

I could not in fact do both

men on grindr reading npnc on my profile:

he so hot

My final upgrade check is tomorrow morning. 12 hours away. It’s an 11 hour flying day and at the end of it I’ll be checked off as a Captain. My pay goes up suddenly and now all the responsibility is mine every flight. 😱

No but fr. We want to get home safely as well. In marginal or worse terrible weather we’re working overtime to work out what we’re doing next to keep everything within safe margins. Big clouds, rain, and especially storms are menacingly dangerous things to deal with and avoid if we can.

The way a Chinese takeaway store will pack the container so full they need a 200 tonne hydraulic press to close the lid. 😮‍💨😋

Out for my favourite meal of the day, breakfast. It doesn’t count if it’s in, I have to be out. Cafe culture got a hold on me.

I pay out every year on UK mutuals complaining about the heat waves when it’s 24 degrees but they truly are being roasted this year. 35 degrees is actually a wild temperature to expose a United Kingdomite to, not just for one day, but two?!

the pub dinner menu:

Just over 40 people and still growing and people posting the cutest and stunning pics. It’s amazing to go from developer test posts to real people actually posting real stuff. 40 ish is a small number but rn that number either way brings me so much joy. 🥹 Ty besties. 🫶🫶🫶

Gotta catch ‘em all! Cute bloomfies.

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James and I explaining to men why they should date us.

Negotiations are going well it seems At this point the whole war is just market manipulation. Start hostilities when the market opens at the start of the week, soft launch peace talks near the end before the markets close, rinse and repeat, all while insiders pump and dump stocks

The way the USA proves over and over again that it is no longer a trusted ally to any other country. It’s now a hostile force with an unhinged leadership and must be treated at great arms length as appropriate for the monumental threat it is. Enough is enough.

Not to build hype, but I actually finished this puppet (Professor Chumbles), and am stoked at how he turned out, but I haven't had time to film his presentation video. But I promise he looks very cool

Watching my APIs as more people join and post. So far so good. The right amount of fire at the moment, but not too much. Let’s keep it that way. 😮‍💨

I’m so grateful. 🥲

Which of my friends is using germ. Please like this post. Just testing some stuff.

This has been going really well so far. I’ve been stamping bugs and putting out fires here there and everywhere but overall pretty positive. Android is now live for open testing. Thanks to every single person who’s been testing his out and supporting my little project. 🥹 ily

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