Do NOT interact with this definitley not edited skeet.

This is possible on protocol and they could do it now. The side effect is if you edit a skeet then all likes, replies, reposts, quotes, and saves, would also be lost. I think that’s fine. It’s been edited. It’s a whole new skeet.

I’m brutally honest and people don’t like that. Also I recently saw a study that stated if you block me you’re probably a loser. 🤷‍♂️

Okay so the For You algorithmic feed is excellent. It works well. It’s relevant. I am however discovering how many people don’t feel it necessary to label their NSFW content. Disappointing.

I will never have abs. I do not have the time to create or maintain them. You can have my hairy belly or you can throw yourself off a cliff. Those are the choices. 🤷‍♂️

slut skeet saturday

There’s a special place in hell for people who walk their dogs off lead in a public area.

The For You feed: BUTTS

Me skeeting

Me when they ask me in an interview why they should hire me:

Me loading the printer

Why didn’t Will just get a haircut before visiting Vecna?

Other states in Australia like to bash our sunny home state of QLD, but this is the first place they want to crawl to when shits going wrong with theirs. 💅

good morning 🥱

I feel seen.

You don’t have a Twitter account, you have an X account, and you are a douchebag. 🤷‍♂️

Fun Fact: A long time ago I gave money to The Unicode Consortium to “Adopt a Character”. Which one? 🏳️‍🌈 aac.unicode.org/sponsors#bro...

Use the code LCL26 for 69% off your next order!

Faraaz… my goodness 🫦 #TheTraitors

Okay but also Nigella Lawson would make a great Traitors host as well.

Not Claudia doing her primary cast selection using Grindr.

Claudia Winkleman collecting hot men in a remote castle is the energy I wish to bring to 2026 tbh.

My word, did they say this season was called Traitors or Trade-ors? The men. 👅

The endless bullying of Britani on #RHOSLC is so awful. They should be so ashamed of themselves.

The moment someone says “I asked ChatGPT and..” I’m out. Bye. Block. Delete. Unfollow. Unsubscribe.

when james asks what we’re doing tonight

Right now I’m overstimmed, bothered, and unmoisturised. 🥹

talk to me in french, talk to me in spanish, talk to me in your own made-up language

this is slut pop

Going to hike back up local hill again for exercise because I like making my thighs thicker than 2,000 year old oaks.

good morning

Yesterday was SO last year. 🙄

Is there anything better than unwinding in front of the tv with a cold glass of Vegemite Pepsi?

Okay we finished Strangler Things. So glad Vecna won.

Could autocorrect on iOS not suck?

I wear the badge of Bluesky Elder with pride. Its so amazing to see what this place has become, from nothing, and who’s joined us all here. It’s ebbed and flowed and changed constantly, but the core presence of people who stayed and persisted is something remarkable and lovely. What a privilege. 🥹

When you’re being mean to me on Bluesky this is who you’re being mean to.

Vecna in his secret hideout just pumping it.

I mowed 5% of the lawn. Please applause.

I’ve literally never posted a shirtless selfie. This is defamation. See you in court.

When bloomf posts another selfie:

The thrill I get from eating popping candy is immense. I love the feeling on my tongue. 👅

The hold the british twink has on me. 😮‍💨🇬🇧

We ended up watching the final season of Stranger Things. We’re halfway through-ish. It’s okay! Something to watch. Will be good to finish it.

Tbh I’m going to keep getting my tits out as long as y’all keep liking my pics. You’re all creating a monster, I hope you know that.

I am once again asking you to add me to pogo. I’m trying to complete some tasks. 🙏 I just need one more friend atm, but the more the merrier tbh. Let me know if you add me so I can nickname you.

tits out thursday 🤷‍♂️

There are so many people on pogo who added me (so amazing keep doing it) that I don’t know who they are! If you added me to pogo from here and you don’t have the same username please tell me so I can nickname you.

me when the clock stroked midnight

I’m going to catch so many Meltan today so I can finally get a Melmetal.